A/N: It didn't take as long as the time before. Alright that's all I can say for that, so think of it that way. Well I hope you enjoy this real long one now. I mean seriously, this dinner scene...lmao.. was hilarious! Don't know if I did it justice, but I guess you'll just have to judge and review and then judge again for yourselves lol. K well, enjoy...
Now surprised at who she saw standing in front of me. "Hey, what are you doing here? I told you, no watching the show, especially live." Lilly told the boy. I stood a good distance away from them and watched as Lilly talked to him.
"I need some emergency advice. Tracy asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Is it, dorky if I say yes?" The kid asked Lilly.
"Dorky? Hell no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game." I smiled at that, Lilly was good with kids. That was cute. What the hell? I have a boyfriend. What am I thinking? "Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is?" She pat him on the head and he started walking away. "Now get the hell outta here. I'll see you at five. We'll celebrate."
"Ok. Don't forget the pizza, king kong." He added as he left.
"Hey, have I ever?" Lilly walked toward me and then to a chair to start getting out of costume. I followed her.
"He lives with you?"
"Well, next door, with my sister."
"Oh."
"He's my nephew."
"Oh." I smiled after him.
"Cute kid."
"Yeah." I smiled in agreement.
Then Lilly turned around and faced her back to me. "Do me." She said, referring to the strings, holding the costume together in the back. I chuckled. I don't know why, but I did. Then un tied the strings.
"Ok, so guess what?" I wanted to tell her quickly.
"Hm?"
"Collin called, he want's to get together again." I smiled and did a small jumping dance for a quick second. Nothing huge. Lilly just rolled her eyes at me. So I went and sat on a directors chair and Lilly sat next to me. Then a lady walked up and helped Lilly pull the legs of the costume, off. "So how long should I wait, to have sex with him?" I was curious.
"Well, the more you make him beg for it, the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but..." I listened to her carefully and smiled. "...But then, show him that beneath that control freak, exterior of yours, that there's a sexual deviant, waiting to be unleashed." Lilly told me, as she came behind me and put her hands on my shoulders.
I simply giggled at that last comment. "Hmhm, no, no I'm not a sexual deviant. Mh mh." I said, half giggling.
"Good point, I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year?" She guessed. Man she was sure pushy and confident about everything too. Kinda got me going.
Snap out of it Stewart! "No...11 months." I slowly confessed to her.
"God, 11 months. How do you live? Come on." Lilly said and pulled me toward the snack table. "So how often do you uh...?" Lilly oddly trailed off, so I kept the conversation.
"Do I what?" Several more seconds, nothing. No confidence? "Do I what?" I repeated.
"You know, uh...flick the bean?" She finally said.
"What bean?" I asked, completely oblivious.
"Flick it?" She said making a little gesture with her fingers and looking down, causing me to look downward. Then it suddenly dawned on me.
"Oh gross! God, what is wrong with you?" I gave her a small slap in the shoulder.
"Haha, well actually I call it masturbating. But I thought that may offend your delicate, lady like, sensibilities." She told me casually, as I ate some snacks. "So how often, do you flick it?" Lilly asked again.
"I don't know! How often do you flick it?" I whispered loudly and pissed off.
"You're only asking me that, so you can picture me flicking mine, while you flick yours."
"Oh no, I would never picture you while I do that. Which is not something I do. I don't do that. Not ever." I said, getting strict now.
"Yes you would." Lilly spoke casually again, as she sipped some coffee she had been preparing.
"No."
"Not ever?"
"No, no I find it...impersonal."
"Miley, what could be more personal then you flicking your bean?" Lilly whispered, a bit concerned.
"Oh god, I just don't see myself that way, ok?" I said strictly and pointed to her.
Lilly put her hand on my back, turned me around and we started walking in another direction and then she whispered, "Ok, well I do." After that comment I looked completely confused as to why she would say that, then finished more as we walked. "Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, then why the hell with Collin?" Very clever Lilly. I got what she meant now.
That night, I opened my door after I heard a few knocks. There wasn't anybody there, except a small, gift looking bag, with handles, and tissue paper coming up from the top. I looked around once more, still nobody in sight. Then I picked up the bag and took it inside. I sat on my couch with my cat next to me and pulled out a card first thing.
I pet Dartanion as I opened it. "What is this? What is this?" I mostly spoke to my meowing cat as I took a card out of the envelope. The only image was a monkey swinging from a tree on the front. Then inside, there was writing.
This Present
isn't for you
it's for your
BEAN!
Now this sort of thing I could tell was obviously from Lilly. I smiled, set the card next to me and then went to take out what was in the bag. I pulled out a sort of long box, triangular shaped and purple. "Astreal 1." I said to myself out loud. Then opened the flip cover of the front of the card board box, to see more details. "Oh, Vibrating Brief. Wow." I was rather amused by the picture it showed as well. It looked like just a small and simple, black lace piece of underwear. But it included a remote. Though I didn't care for it now and I set it aside for later.
I had another date with Collin that night and was ready for him to arrive. The last thing I needed to do was just put some lipstick on. So after I was downstairs, I looked in a big mirror and applied the last touch. Then heard a few beeps from my cell phone, which was sitting on the table next to me. It was just a small text from Collin, saying that he would be running late. So I got a small drink, poured some into a glass and sat down.
I sat in front of the mirror and I left the box Lilly gave to me on the table in front of the mirror as well. It reflected back at me. Tauntingly. I took a few sips of my drink. I looked at it again. It still teased me and I decided what the hell. I should get it over with. After all, if Collin was going to be late. I had a little time to try this out right?
I was wearing a white dress that fell just past my lower legs. So I easily took my underwear off and replaced it with the vibrating, black laced one that was in the box. I also took out a remote from the box, that controlled the level of vibration. It was a short and round cylinder, with a digital screen on one side, to show the different levels. Just as I was about to push the button to start making some levels go high, I heard the doorbell ring.
"He said he was running late. Ah, what is he doing here already?" I said to myself, annoyed about being interrupted in the middle of this. So I quickly hid my other underwear and put the remote in my small purse, then went to answer the door. To my surprise, it wasn't Collin.
"Good, you're ready." Lilly smiled, as she stood in the doorway. Standing next to her was John and they were both wearing suits.
"For what?" I said to Lilly without a breath. I hadn't the slightest clue about why they were here.
Johns face fell in annoyance. "The dinner with cooprate. Didn't you get me email?"
"No. And I can't, I have a date with Collin." I turned from John and gave Lilly a quick, smug look. Happy that I got this one on my own. She smirked back, annoyed.
"You can't go because you have a date?" John said, more then asked and rather taken a back by that.
"You have no idea how hard those are, for her to get." Lilly partly mumbled. I gave her an annoyed look at that comment. Although John heard.
"Well then let's pick him up on the way. Come on!" Apparently they were in a hurry and John was always stressed about simple things. So I decided to take that offer and go with them. "Let's go. Right now. Come on." John continued to hurry us out of the door.
"Come on, come on let's go." Lilly added, so I quickly followed with an accidental slamming of my door.
While John drove and Lilly took the front seat, that left Collin and I in the back seat. Then while the four of us drove to the restraunt, Lilly spoke up first.
"Sorry to hijack your date brother."
"No worries. You're a producer as well?" He asked her.
"No dude, I'm the talent." Lilly casually replied.
"So you're a, an anchor then." Collin said.
"No, I do The Ugly Truth." Lilly replied again, sounding a bit annoyed with him.
"Hasn't he ever seen our show?" John asked. I'm assuming the question was directed towards me, so I was about to reply, but Lilly answered instead. Damn.
"Come on John, our shows way to over for Collin, he's a doctor."
"Yes that's right, he is." I spoke up, but then Lilly started again.
"He doesn't wanna hear about things like implants and oral sex!" Lilly said to John and then quickly glanced back at me with a wink. What the hell?
Collin grabbed onto the back of Lilly's seat. "You talk about oral sex?" He asked, a bit excited.
"Oh look, we're here." I pointed out the front of the window. Finally a breath of relief to get out of this conversation. Once we walked into the restaurant, I narrowed my eyes at who I saw and thought that this was Lilly's doing. "You invited the jello twins?!" I whispered loudly in her ear, as I grabbed her arm. Even though they weren't really twins, I thought it was just a clever nickname for the two of them.
"Yeah, I thought it was good thinkin." She simply said.
"Certainly can't hurt." John added his input. Hearing my annoyed comment obviously.
Then Lilly put an arm around each of their shoulders, so she was in the middle. Then they walked to the table. "You girls look quite fetching." I heard her say, as she looked from side to side of her and I walked behind them.
For some reason it annoyed me. Why the heck was she like this? And what the hell is she. And especially, why so open about anything and everything? I would try and ask her, she just gives me riddles! We got to our table and I wiped off my glare. John began to introduce a few more guys to me. I already knew them, but he just wanted to make sure I remembered them. Then they were all excited that Lilly Truscott was there. I rolled my eyes as they said her full name. She was in the big spotlight now.
We finally took our seats for dinner. Ironically enough, I was sitting in between Collin and Lilly and then sitting next to Lilly, was John and a few other guys, who each sat by one of the jello twins. Then after some champagne was poured everyone went silent for a few sips. I set my purse down by the bottom of my chair, just next to my feet. Then Lilly spoke up with a rude question, but everyone laughed of course.
"So are you guys here to give me a raise or what? Ow!" She laughed as well as everyone else sitting on the table. I simply smiled sarcastically, but in the meantime gave her a small kick in the foot to pay for that comment. But little did I know that I was about to pay in a different way as well. As I moved my foot to kick, the back of it knocked over my purse, which was unfortunately open. Then my extremely, precious remote, rolled right out of there and several feet away. I had no idea what I had done about that. I was just simply focusing on kicking Lilly. Who knew that a little kid, about 8 years old looking, would see it, pick it up and sit back at his table, right across from ours. I had no idea at the time.
Normal POV-
"Hahaha! Oh that's my girl, always with the jokes." John said, slapping Lilly on the shoulder and oblivious to the fact that Miley hurt her. He just wanted to keep impressing the other guys who were higher in the show. His bosses as well.
"Yeah well..." Lilly trailed off and let them laugh, then Miley tried to keep it serious.
Miley spoke in a serious tone. "No really, we are very excited about this years rating increases. And we're hoping that in the next quarter we can uh-whoa!" She didn't mean to add that, but was completely caught off guard by a sudden, small vibrate down south. Shit, she thought.
"Oh god." She said quietly. The little boy had two small levels turned up on the remote.
"What's wrong." Collin was concerned.
"Nothing." She turned to the rest of the people at the table. "Um, can you um...excuse me." Miley pointed her finger, meaning one second, and then moved her head down past the table and looked at her purse. "Shit!" The sight of nothing but a regular purse.
"Sorry she's..." Lilly said to the rest of the table and trailed off as she put her head down to ask Miley. "What are you doing?"
"I'm looking...for, the remote." Miley said, beginning to become out of breath.
"What remote?" Lilly still had no idea.
"For the-ah!" Miley said in a whisper and slammed her hand on top of Lilly's leg at the sudden harder feeling. The kid had turned it up a few more notches as he shook it. Still wondering what it was. "...the underwear." Miley whispered, breathing heavily now.
Lilly gave a big smirk and held back a laugh. "You're, you're wearing them now?" Lilly asked in a whisper. Miley just nodded now. Simply out of breath, then suddenly jumped up from more notches going up on the remote. Which neither of them had no idea where it was still.
"Oh! Wow! Yeah!" Miley tried hard not to shout.
The whole table was confused, but Lilly couldn't hold it back and was just laughing at her and the way she was reacting to this now. Especially since she got to see it. And right next to her. But since nobody still had a clue, Lilly stopped laughing. She also noticed Miley was crossing her legs hard, hoping that would help cushion some of the blow.
"So Miley, tell Herold about the new teaser campaign we're starting next week." John suddenly asked her, just as she said she was going to leave for the restroom. "You're, you're gonna love it." John told him.
Miley sat back down and began talking. "Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure." She gripped hard on the back of her chair and giving a fake smile in the meantime. Then smiled at Lilly while she smirked back, knowing the real truth. "Well, they're 15 seconds...every hour, on the h-h-hour." Miley stuttered slowly.
As Lilly listened, she swirled her drink in her glass and smiled in delight. Then looked behind her and stopped smiling for a moment, as she noticed a kid playing with a remote. Then smiled again and looked back at Miley to hear her finish the rest. Lilly figured now that she knew where it was, what harm could it do?
"Yup. They're so...so...You tell them Lilly, you should tell them! Yes, yes! You tell them!" Miley suddenly told her, obviously it was too hard for her to talk at this point in the vibrating. Which you could hear and Collin even checked his pocket, wondering if it was his phone.
"Actually I was really enjoying the way you were telling them. It was, great." Lilly said with a wink. Miley knew she could be a real tease at times, but now was probably the worst time to tease her like this. She was simply sitting back and enjoying her drink. While way down south, Miley's crotch was vibrating like she had been out of practice for a long time.
Miley just decided to try and stick it out since Lilly was no help. So she gripped the ends of the table for support. Looking up at the ceiling now, to avoid eye contact and spoke in a spacey voice. "They're uh...they're unlike anything you've ever felt, anything. And they're uh...like telling The Ugly Truth. And they are just so...so on the edge." Then the kid figured out the highest level and made Miley jump from her seat again, and pounded the table a few times. "Oh god! Oh god! So great! Yeah, you're gonna love them." She said, trying to keep the conversation flowing in with the topic.
The vibration had stopped at the convenient time. She had just reached and finished her climax. While Miley held her back with one hand and the table with the other, John wiped his forehead with the cloth napkin, obviously overwhelmed at how much she liked what they were going to do with the show. Lilly simply smiled out of joy that Miley had finally felt what it was like and had the weird feeling inside her again. She liked the fact that she got to see Miley's reaction as well.
Collin simply said, "Gotta love her enthusiasm right?" He shrugged his shoulders. Idiot, Lilly thought.
"I'm gonna...use the restroom. If you'll excuse me." Miley said, completely out of breath now and spoke to everyone at the table while she was standing up. As she left, Lilly noticed it looked like she was even weak in the knees. Lilly had a sudden urge to follow Miley. But thought twice about business. They were rivals and known that way by their co workers. So she stayed in her chair. Deciding to stick to the status quo.
After dinner, Lilly walked over to the kid. The remote was still off, but she took it anyway. Lilly knelled down momentarily and ruffled his hair quickly. "Sorry buddy, that's my toy." Then she took it and left the kid, who was still content and eating pudding.
Miley's POV-
As I was walking out of the restroom and back to the group, I looked up and saw Lilly taking the remote out of a little boys hand, then she began walking away. Furious about this, I quickly walked over to Lilly and grabbed it from her. "Did you know he had it the whole time?" I whispered loudly at Lilly as we walked to the entrance. Then I put the remote back in my purse now.
"Not the whole time, just part of the time. I figured I should let you finish." Lilly smirked casually. Annoyingly right though.
"How kind." I said and gave her a big and sarcastic smile.
We both stood next to each other, at the front desk in the lobby and waited for the rest of the group. Lilly spoke some more before they arrived. She sighed. "Thanks for coming tonight. To dinner. That kinda coming."
"Mhm." Sarcasm dripping all over the simple word. I couldn't think of what else to say. That was the weirdest sensation I've ever had. And her comments weren't any help.
"He likes you by the way. Collin. I can tell." Lilly told me, oddly serious. I think that's the first time I've ever heard her talk that way. Now that was actually a helpful comment.
"Really?" I was excited.
Just then the group walked up and Collin walked up to me. "We ready to go?" He asked us. I smiled.
Lilly became stiff now, as she always seemed to be around him. But simply went back to herself again and spoke another dumb, double meaning comment. Obviously Collin didn't get it, because only Lilly and I knew what went on. "I know Miley is." She said, stiffly.
"Yeah." I simply replied. Smiling big and I started walking to the door. "Let's go."
"Take care, thanks." Collin told Lilly and shook her hand. Lilly smiled back, but I could tell it was fake. Why could I tell? I didn't know her that well did I? As I was just about to walk out the door, I glanced back at Lilly. I saw her smile fade and a small sparkle in her eyes go out. It had been fake. She doesn't like him. But she knows that he likes me. She caught my eye too, but obviously didn't care what I saw because she didn't look away from me. She just watched me walk out the door.
A/N: Well review please and feel free to review how ever long you want. I especially love positive... scratch that, I especially love any kinds of reviews for that matter! :D
