I know that one as really hard. This chapter is about Wario, Waluigi, Ganondorf, and Bowser. Enjoy!

As everyone was running around being happy that day, four guys weren't feeling the spirit. But that wasn't their fault. You just tend to be unhappy at other people's happiness when you're evil.

"Guys, I have a plan to ruin everyone's Christmas," Wario said after he had gathered Waluigi, Ganondorf, and Bowser in his room.

"Really?" Ganondorf asked. "And is it better than your last plan?" Wario's cheeks reddened.

"Yes," he replied. "But thank you for bringing that up."

"Wario, what's you plan?" Waluigi asked impatiently.

"Ok. We, are gonna rig the Secret Santa exchange so that all the presents go to us!" Wario said excitedly but in a hushed tone.

"Too late," Bowser said. "Fox already passed the names out. I have Falco."

"And I have Roy," Ganondorf added.

"I have Peachy Weachy," Waluigi said, using one of his ridiculous nicknames. He had them for almost everyone.

"Oh yeah. I have Sonic," Wario finally came to the realization that his plan was now impossible to carry out.

"Any other plans, Einstein?" Ganondorf asked. Wario though about it.

"Um, yeah," he said. "Why don't we… um… steal the gifts?" Everyone was silent for a moment.

"That's perfect!" Bowser exclaimed. "We could steal them while everyone is sleeping!"

"Yes! That could actually work!" Waluigi exclaimed.

"Yes! So diabolical! So evil!" Ganondorf began.

"So hungry!" Wario interrupted. "Can we get something to eat first?"

"Sure. Let's go," Waluigi said. And so they ate dinner while planning their great heist.

That night, they had their plan all straightened out. They would send in two people per room to get done faster and have a smaller chance of getting caught.

"Okay, boys, this is it," Bowser said. "First two rooms. Who have we got, Waluigi?"

"Um, Ganondorf and I have Pit and Roy. You two have Ike and Marth," Waluigi read off his list that was going to be burned later so there was on evidence that they had done it. But he had written it in Luigi's handwriting just in case.

"All right. Let's do this," Wario nodded. And the doors were opened. As Wario and Bowser crept into the room, they were hit with the frustrating fact that Ike had his present for whoever his Secret Santa person was right next to him. Marth's was the same.

"Did they know we were coming?" Wario whispered to Bowser. Bowser shushed him and carefully took the present away from Marth, who didn't move at all.

"See? It's easy," Bowser said. "You try." So Wario carefully walked over to Ike's bed and slowly lifted the present away.

"DIE, YOU NINJA BALLERINA MONKEYS!" Ike screamed suddenly. "DIE!" He started to hit Wario with his pillow.

"Let's get out of here!" Wario whisper screamed to Bowser and the two left. Even after they were gone, Ike continued to hit the air with his pillow until all of the ninja ballerina monkeys were dead. Ganondorf and Waluigi didn't have completely smooth sailing either.

"Where would he put it?" Ganondorf whispered to Waluigi. They'd found Roy's present right next to him, but Pit's was no where to be found.

"I don't know where he would put it!" Waluigi exclaimed quietly. "That's the problem here." Then they heard Pit whisper something.

"Huh? What did he say?" Waluigi asked.

"Probably nothing," Ganondorf said. "Mindless dream talk."

"What if he says something about the present?" Waluigi asked.

"You could be right," Ganondorf processed that thought. "But we can't hear him from over here."

"I'm not going closer," Waluigi said. "He's sick, remember?"

"Germophobe," Ganondorf muttered as he crept closer to their target.

"It's in the bookcase," Pit said. "I already told you that, Watson." Ganondorf shrugged and went over to the bookcase. And sure enough, there was a present signed to Baby Mario from Pit.

"Nice thinking," Ganondorf told Waluigi after they'd left. "But you're still a germophobe." Waluigi stuck his tongue out at Ganondorf.

"Ok, who's next?" Wario asked once they were all together. The next three went smoothly. Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Metanight, Peach, Zelda, Ness, Lucas, Lucario, Pikachu, Sonic, and Captain Falcon all slept right through the stealing. The next two rooms, however, were problem rooms.

"Okay, we're getting there," Wario told himself as he and Bowser crept into Olimar and Mr. Game and Watch's room. "Almost done." Then he noticed that Olimar's present was on the opposite side of his bed. So Wario leaned over Olimar as quietly as he could. But then, Olimar hugged him down. Wario began to panic.

"Hang on," Bowser exclaimed quietly. He grabbed both of the presents and headed for the door.

"What about me?" Wario asked.

"We'll come back for you later," Bowser replied, and shut the door. The other two had somewhat better luck.

"Okay, Link and Yoshi," Waluigi said. "Should be a piece of cake." But, they were in for a little surprise.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU EVIL ANIMALS!" Link was screaming as he flung his pillow around, much like Ike.

"What is he doing?" Ganondorf asked.

"Bad dream?" Waluigi suggested. He took the present away carefully as though not to get hit by Link's pillow. Ganondorf got Yoshi's present without any trouble.

"How much longer?" Waluigi asked when they met up with Bowser in the hallway.

"Only a couple more," Ganondorf assured him. "Come on! We have to finish quick!" The Ice Climbers, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Dr. Mario, Baby Mario, Snake, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, and King Dedede all went smoothly. Then they came to Samus and Jigglypuff's room.

"Last one!" Waluigi cheered as he and Ganondorf went inside. They took Jigglypuff's present with ease. But when they got to Samus, Waluigi bumped into the desk and made a big thumping noise.

"Be careful," Ganondorf whisper hissed.

"Mario?" Samus asked. Both villains looked at her, fear in their eyes. They'd actually woken someone up.

"What are you doing here?" Samus asked.

"Um, nothing," Waluigi did his best Mario impression. "Just making sure that no bad guys were sneaking in."

"Oh, well that's nice," Samus said, and with that, she fell back asleep.

"Thank goodness," Ganondorf sighed with relief, took her present, and left.

"We did it," Bowser said after they were all done.

"Yes, yes we did," Waluigi smiled. "But do you guys fell as though we forgot something?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's that important," Ganondorf replied.

They never went back for Wario.

Oooo, evil! What will the other Smashers do when they find out about this?

Next Time: A Pokémon, a brother, and a dinosaur try to figure out a way to catch the criminals.

Read on! =3