Deidara's life was going great. He's hot, gay, and livin' life to the fullest in Tokyo. He had a huge apartment, made great money, just got himself a hot boyfriend, and to top it all off he was getting paid for doin' what he loves:
Blowin' stuff up. Yep, the little blonde's life was going great, until one night, with his new boyfriend, in his great home, it all went straight to shit…

"Itachi-san! I'm home un!" He shouted, walking in and kicking off his shoes. The man with the black ponytail came out from the hallway shirtless, walking over to the blond and grabbing him around the waist.

"Good." He breathed before latching his mouth onto the bomber's. Deidara was into it at first, but when his seme showed no signs of breaking it off he got a little irritated. The raven pushed his tongue into his mouth and began probing around, this pushing the blond overboard.

"Hmm…No! Stop it un!" He scolded after pushing the weasel off of him. Itachi just pressed back against him, this time going for his neck. This was nothing like the night before, where Itachi was gentle and caring. He even let him ride him, since it was his first time, to give him control.
"Ahh…No un…Please stop…" He moaned while the bigger man kissed and sucked the sensitive skin on the nape of his neck. His response was biting into him hard enough to draw blood, forcing a loud shriek from the blond.

"Last night I took you from a boy to a man. That's the only reason I was gentle. Tonight you're a man, so I'm going to treat you like one." He said, Deidara realizing what was happening. He knew he couldn't stop Itachi from having his way with him by force, but he had an idea or two on how to get out of this situation.

"A-Alright Itachi-san, but do you really wanna take me here? I've got a few toys back in the bedroom you could use, but only if you want un." Deidara said, handing control over to Itachi, something he knew would get him his way.

"…Well, alright, but bring them out here, I don't feel like fucking on anything soft, this nice hard floor seems better to me." Itachi replied, Deidara nodding and rushing to his bedroom.

He opened his closet and went strait for a box on the floor labeled "Deidei's toys."
And it was true, they were his toys.

"Now which to use un…Maybe an incendiary? No, then the whole place'll go up. White phosphorous? No, that'll eat through the floor un…Maybe a good old fashion frag grenade? Nah, then all of my stuff gets blown up too un…" He whispered to himself, going through the box of explosives until one at the bottom peaked his interest. "That's perfect un…"

He slipped the bomb into his pocket and walked over to his nightstand, rifling his way through it until he found his Lugar. He twisted on the silencer and put in a fresh clip before slipping it into his pants and walking out. He approached the doorway and leaned against it in a seductive pose, making sure to still keep his gun hidden.

"Alright un, you ready?" He asked, Itachi smirking and nodding while leaning back into the chair he was in. "Good, then close your eyes and don't open them till I say un."

Once the Uchiha followed the order Deidara pulled the bomb out and pulled out the pin, making sure to hold in the handle before ducking into the other room and tossing it at his would-be rapist.

"Ok un!!" He shouted, Itachi opening his eyes just in time for the bomb to go off. A huge flash of white filled the room and left the raven temporarily blinded.

"Hey, what the fuck?!?!" He shouted as he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his knee. He fell out of the chair as his vision slowly came back, as did the sight of his blond victim standing above him holding a gun.

"See? Aren't these toys fun un?" He asked before he broke out in an insane laugh, still pointing the gun at the weasel.

"You…You're crazy!" Itachi yelled before quickly limping out, Deidara's laughter still going strong. "I'm gonna get you back, bitch!" He shouted before leaving.

"Un! Sure you will!" Deidara replied before going back to his bedroom. It'd been a long day, he was ready for a nap.