Matt here: Nothing much to say, but enjoy! I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and ... THIS DELICIOUS PIE! YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAUGDFOGSKGVDGEDLGEKGEGRFOGDLGOEGDOI! Hiushai...ahgf! I like pie! Meeps!

Matt and Brogan were at a table in the cafeteria, munching on duel sandwiches. Yum!

Brogan, inside her head: FUCK YAY! TABLE BY OURSELVES, LUNCH TOGETHER, NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING FOR FEAR OF MATT SLICING THEM IN HALF!

Waiter, approaching the table: 'Ello, can I get le order?

Matt: AH! A HEARTLESS!

Matt, drawing his katana: Keyblade powers activate!

Matt's katana turned into an awsome black keyblade with cool spikes and shit like that all over it, then he sliced through the waiter, ripped out his heart, and placed it in a cooler.

Matt, brushing his hands off: Another evil heartless destroyed!

Brogan, thinking: He's so hot! (Noticed my huge ego influencing this, yet? Brogan would have used cute in real life! Hehe... Bad joke, I know.)

Matt: Hey, Brogan!

Brogan, shaking off her trance: Huh?

Matt: Good, I got your attention,... Brogan,... there's something I've been meaning to ask you for the longest time, ... and it's been hard for me to say, ...being a guy,... I repress a feelings to a select four, pleasure, pain, rage, and hunger.

Brogan: Isn't it five?

Matt: For other guys, I don't do jealousy. 'Cause I'm better then everyone else! Fuck ya!

Brogan: Anyway,...

Matt: Oh yeah, Brogan, would you be my...

Brogan, anticipating: Yes?

Matt: person I trust to pass me the salt? I'm afraid anyone else might poison it!

Brogan, heart splitting in two: ...

Just the Jaden, back to normal, Chumley, and Syrus walked in.

Matt, waving: Yo! Non-gay Jaden! Over here!

The three the sat down on the, no for some reason, extremely big table.

Chumley, waving his hand in front of: Whoa, something so not licious with Brogan.

Jaden: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING FATASS! WEREN'T YOU WRITTEN OUT OF THE SHOW!

Chumley, surprised: ... uh... CURSE YOU AND YOUR LOGIC!

Chumley then disappeared into thick air. (Hehe, lame fat joke.)

Jaden: Hey Matt!

Matt: What?

Jaden: I'll duel you for your Duelwich!

Matt, taking out a pistol: Nah.

Matt then shot Jaden in the nuts.

Jaden, holding his nuts: GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT!

Syrus, pulling down Jaden's pants: I'll suck the wound!

Jaden, pulling his pants up: Dude! That's only for snake bites!

Syrus: I knew that! I mean... uh... oops?

Jaden, now fully healed: So, you two wanna cut class for the rest of the day?

Matt: And go where? We're on a deserted island except for the school!

Jaden: ... your point?

Matt: ... eh... why not, ... you in Brogan?

Brogan: Fine...

Jaden, pulling out a plan: Good, 'cause I got a plan for the ultimate prank!

Matt: SWEET!

Jaden: Ok, the first step is to split into two groups; Me and Syrus, and you and Brogan, then...

Brogan: SWEET!

Jaden, Syrus, and Matt just starred at her. Brogan blushed and slid down in her seat.

Jaden: ... anyway,... Me and Syrus will place detonator charges here, here, and here, while You and Brogan have dinner at this romantic restaurant to avoid arousing suspicion.

Brogan: HELLZ YA!

Matt: OH! FUCK NO! I want to be the one to blow shit up!

Jaden: Fine! You and Brogan will set the detonator charges, and me and Syrus will go to the romantic restaurant.

Syrus: FUCK YA!

Jaden: Ok... uh, let's regroup after we're both done!

Brogan: So, what's the prank?

Matt, smashing Brogan in the face with the butt of his rifle: Shut the fuck up!

Brogan, nose bleeding and tears running down her face: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WAHHH!

Matt: SHIT! I actualy hurt her! Damn! If my heart wasn't a tiny black lump I would care!

Brogan, now fulley healed: I need to cause some pain, I'm in!

Everyone, with hands in: 1...2...3... BREAK!

—End of Chapter—


Detonator charges! Yay! MWhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! Review or I will kill your family and cut your penis off, or if your a chick I'll rape you in your sleep, if your into that kind of thing... uh... I have no response... I like pie! Meeps!

(Note: I'm putting these in because I've been ending with cliffhangers lately. I like pie!