Rating: M
Beta: No help this time, but what the hay, I no how to spell correctly
Cue: Clearly I understand…
Warning: Bit of swearing
Disclaimer: I'm snowed in right now, so my supply of funny disclaimers can't get here…sorry for the inconvenience…Square Enix made these people
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9. Physical
Yet another raucous giggle ran through the flat, and Zell actually started growling in anger. This was the fifth time he had been woken up by the noise, and it hadn't been funny the first time.
One more time…He thought to himself, just as he heard a dull slap and a badly stifled giggle. It was definitely Irvine. "Fuck this…" He mumbled to himself, climbing out of the bed he had been laying in, and walking into the living room, totally prepared to beat the shit out of the cowboy wannabe, but totally unprepared for what he saw. Irvine hadn't noticed him, as he was too busy looking down a hotdog sausage at Seifer, who was slumped backwards against the wall. After nearly a minute of badly suppressed laughs, he let the sausage fly, bursting into yet more giggles as the meat slapped against Seifer's face and slid down his white coat and onto a pile of sausages in his lap. Just as he was about to pull yet another sausage from a jar next to the sofa he was sat on, Irvine finally noticed Zell, and froze like a rabbit in headlights.
"How the fuck did this happen?" Zell asked, all other questions about sanity completely escaping him.
"Well…" Irvine said in a serious voice, grabbing a sausage and aiming yet again. "Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine…I haven't missed yet." And with that, another sausage flew across the room, slapping against Seifer's face again, making Irvine actually roar with laughter. Zell just shook his head, walking out of the room and back to the bed. As he fell asleep, he heard one last wet slap from the room, followed by the grunt of someone waking up.
"What the…IRVINE!" Seifer's yell ripped through the night, followed by a series of yelps and thumps.
Maybe Seifer isn't all that bad…Zell thought with a grin, falling into a much more comfortable sleep.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I got in the mood for writing these again, so keep an eye out, there may be another new one VERY soon!
