Welcome everyone to a new episode of Death Note Talk Show! Here's Jinx

Jinx: Wait! I'm not done yet!

L: With what?

Jinx: *on the computer* this...facebook thing, it's weird!

L: Can you give me an example?

Jinx: Ugh you sound like my teacher...for one thing people that aren't my friends are asking to be friends

L: Because they want to be friends with you

Jinx: We don't even talk in school -.- And I try to 'poke' someone but they won't let me!

L: Poke?

Jinx: Yes! I knew you wouldn't understand, it's confusing but addicting

L: Why did you even get one in the first place?

Jinx: I was force by my friend

L: Can I have more cake now

Jinx: NO!

L: T.T Bring out the cast

*Cast come out/Applause*

Matt: Is she still trying to figure facebook out?

Jinx: STFU! *throws computer away*

Mello: And you still wondered why you didn't get into Wammys

Mikami: I want to go home!

Jinx: No! First review! *bangs head on table*

Near: Will she be okay

Matt: No one knows...

L.E-chan-Hetalia-DN-fangirl. (Previously known as YuzukiraBrithday)

YAY!~ WOOHOO!

All:
I'm thinking about learning Russian and Lithuanian. Whatta you think?

Beyond:
1:*Drags him to a house in the country of Russia* *knocks on door* IVAN! OPEN UP!
Ivan:*Opens door and three people are behind him, one has shoulder-length brown hair, and blue eyes, one has curly blonde hair and green eyes, and one hazel a bowel cut and blue eyes*
Me: Beyond, this is Russia from APH. Russia, Beyond! You two are both crazy so you'll get along great!

2: Sing "Banshee Strikes" in English by Hatsune Miku! WHAT WILL THE OTHERS DO?

Light:
You're wrong. I'm actually ruthless. But I guess we're both seductive and ruthless. (I can bend ANYONE to do what I want with my personality and looks.)
1: SIT IN. . . . BUSBY'S CHAIR! *DUN DUN DUN * the cursed chair is said to kill anyone who sits in it, aru!
2: Before you die, could you get me an ice-cream, da? Oh! And say hi to Aiko in the Shinigami world, will ya? She's an old friend.

Onii-chan:

1: Try to do a banshee cry!
2: Does my banshee cry sound good? *Banshee cry and Light hides under a table* Wow.

L:
1: GIVE B THE LYRICS!

I'm gonna cry for him
I've decided it, I've decided it, I've decided it, I've decided it!
I'm gonna cry for him a million times and hurt my throat,
*Banshee cry*
Gimme a great job that I can cry for.
*Banshee cry*
I'm gonna cry, I mean it!
Beat it, Beat it, *k off!
Don't interrupt me to kill him.
Feldercarb! (Feldercarb = another word for bull*.)
I'm weepy-natured.
*Banshee cry*
He is crying for pain.
I'm *kin excited as h*ll.
I can't *kin wait!
I'm gonna cry after *kin killing you!
Tears to shed, I'm selfish.
*Banshee cry*
I have no tears, I'm merciless.
Shake it off, Next time better!
*Long banshee cry*

BYE, DA!

Become one with Russia da? Or I'll kill you. XD

Mello: LEARN RUSSIAN!

Jinx: GO RUSSIA!

Near: I would have preferred Lithuanian

BB: Why?

Near: ...I never had a Lithuanian friend...

Mello: You never had friends

Jinx: STFU Mello, stop being mean

Mello: Why won't you go back to facebook?

Jinx: FINE! *leaves studio while slamming door*

Awkward silence...

Mello: Thank God she left!

Matt: Don't be a d***. You really hurt her feelings Mello

A: You hurt my zebra friend! Prepare to die! *Shoot Nerf gun on Mello's Head*

Mello: B****! *takes out real gun*

Matt: *takes gun away* NO MELLO

Mello: FINE! *sits*

Light: ...Should we finish the show?

BB: Sure...I'll go with the Lithuanian

A: ME TOO!

Light: Russian!

L: How was Russia BB?

BB: *has red nose* Cold...but many people with lifespan ending

Light: Meaning..?

BB: Killed some people

Light: How many?

BB: Three

Light: HA! YOU LOSE! YOU CAN'T KILL MORE THAN 5! HA!

BB: ******************

A: *puts sticker on BB head* PWN!

BB: Alright I'll sing...Ahem

I'm gonna cry for him
I've decided it, I've decided it, I've decided it, I've decided it!
I'm gonna cry for him a million times and hurt my throat,
*Banshee cry*
Gimme a great job that I can cry for.
*Banshee cry*
I'm gonna cry, I mean it!
Beat it, Beat it, *k off!
Don't interrupt me to kill him.
Feldercarb!
I'm weepy-natured.
*Banshee cry*
He is crying for pain.
I'm *kin excited as h*ll.
I can't *kin wait!
I'm gonna cry after *kin killing you!
Tears to shed, I'm selfish.
*Banshee cry*
I have no tears, I'm merciless.
Shake it off, Next time better!
*Long banshee cry*

*Applause*

L: That was an odd song

A: Yay~ Great job BB! *High fives*

BB: *high fives back* OH YEAH (Kool-Aid moment)

Light: Oh! You think I'm not more ruthless than you are!

L: ...LIGHT!

Light: *does catwalk* YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS *pose sexy*

Matt: *sweat drop* Alright...you both can be sexy

Light: NO SMEXY!

Matt: Fine...why are we even talking about this?

Light: I take this very seriously

Mello: *does sexy pose* HA! YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS

Jinx: *comes back with snow cone* ...ummm...

Mello: *sweat drops*

Jinx: I wonder why YOU'RE in Wammy

Mello: Tell Light I am sexier than HIM

Light: HE has a name

Jinx: THAN WE SHALL HAVE A SEXY COMPETITION!

All: *sweat drop*

Mikami: I'm a guy and is not attracted to other guys

Jinx: *holds up pictures of Light* than what are these?

Light: O.o

Mikami: *checks pockets* SH*T! *takes them away*

Near: Jinx, need I remind you that you have school in the morning

Jinx: So I got time

Near: It's three o'clock in the morning

Jinx: ...SWIM SUIT COMPETITION!

All: O.O

Jinx: *gives out swim wear* GO CHANGE!

L: * holds one up* this a Speedo

Jinx: *tries to not have a bloody nose* JUST CHANGE!

Few minutes later

Jinx: Welcome to...DEATH NOTE TALK SHOW SWIMSUIT COMPETITION!

Misa: Yay~!

Jinx: First up is...Light...

Misa: YAY~! *takes out camera*

Light: *walks out* I make this look good *does a catwalk*

Jinx: *sighs* Light is sporting a brown plaid short with...why a red tie?

Light: *stops to pose* I am being sexy as a school boy!

Misa: Misa's Light looks hot!

Jinx: *shivers* Leave...NOW

Light: Can't handle it!*leaves*

Jinx: The mental pictures are BURNING MY MIND!

Near: Mine too

Jinx: ...What the...aren't you in the competition?

Near: ...

Jinx: Get in there Near and wear a swimsuit!

Near: *le sighs and leaves*

Jinx: Okay next is...MATT!

Misa: EW! The Stalker!

Matt: Not my fault you were the second Kira!

Jinx: Looks like Matt is looking good, sporting a striped shorts, some nice orange goggles and...

Matt: *walks* what?

Jinx: You're playing a game right now and still smoking?

Matt: So *stops to pose*

Jinx: *shakes head* At least you look hot, NEXT

Matt: Finally *leaves*

Jinx: Next is...NEAR!

Misa: Yay~!

Jinx: Is that all you do?

Misa: NO! Misa Misa can look cute~!

Jinx: I see...

Near: This is embarrassing

Jinx: AWWWWW! You look so cute!

Misa: *fan girl sequel* SO CUTE~!

Jinx: Do a fashion walk NEAR!

Near: *hides behind curtains* No thank you

Mello: *kicks Near on stage* Just F**king GO

Near: Pms-ing *Hear Mello cursing in the background*

Jinx: *Near goes on the catwalk* so cute! Anyway Near is sporting a white swimsuit with a transformer toy~

Near: This is demoralizing

Jinx: Not for me~! NEXT!

Near: Thank you

Jinx: AW~! He's hitting the teenage rebellious stage *lolz* Next is A!

A: *walks out* I make this look *Dramatic music* HOT! *does a catwalk*

Jinx: *Lolz*

Light: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!

A: I MADE IT BETTER! *stops to pose*

Jinx: A is sporting a *lolz* a pink SPEEDO!

A: It's for my tan lines *lolz with me*

Jinx: Alright next is...BB

BB: *le sighs and walks with a knife*

Jinx: I don't remember buying a black and red swimsuit only black

BB: I thought adding red would be better

Jinx: *BB stops to pose* With Jam right...

BB: Okay *leaves*

Jinx: BETTER NOT HAD BEEN MY SQUIRREL! NEXT is L! *takes out camera*

L: I refuse to go

Jinx: *shoots him with a nerf gun*

L: T^T Fine *walks out*

Jinx: *holds nose bleed* L is sporting a blue swimsuit with a lollipop! *sequels*

L: So humiliating

Jinx: SO AWESOME! I hate to say this but...NEXT IS...EW Mikami

Mikami: Don't hate on me

Jinx: MY EYES!

Mikami: WHAT I always use this kind of swimsuits

Jinx: No don't even come out, just NEXT!

Mikami: Fine *leaves*

Misa: *comes back with new pictures of Light* what happen Jinx-chan?

Jinx: Mikami...Speedo...not funny! NEXT IS Ryuk?

Ryuk: OH YEAH *walks out*

Jinx: You're not even wearing a swim suit

Ryuk: But I'm wearing a Floaty!

Jinx: I just it counts

Ryuk: WOOT!

Jinx: NEXT IS... MELLO!

Mello: OH YEA! *walk out*

All: O.O

Jinx: Is that...?

Mello: YES LEATHER SPEEDO! *poses*

Jinx: There is seriously wrong with you...

Mello: *holds gun to my head* STFU!

Jinx: *moves gun away* whatever

L: So, how wins?

Jinx: THAT FOR THE REVIEWERS TO VOTE!

BB: Since I'm done with this, can we change back?

Jinx: ...nope!

Near: Why?

A: I have no trouble wearing the pink Speedo

Mikami: Or me

Jinx: I just want to... *thinks about L*

L: Can I put my shirt on?

Jinx: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *coughs* I mean...no you cannot *shifty eyes*

All: O.o

Matt: Alright, let's get back to the dares

Jinx: Okay, Light you have to sit in *DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNN* Busby CHAIR!

Matt: Holy S*IT

Mello: HEY B*TCH I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE ALLOW TO CURSE!

Jinx: H*LL NO!

Mello: B*TCH

L: can we please get back to the dare?

Jinx: Sure, Light! She wants ice cream!

Light: *gives ice cream of your choice* that's it?

Jinx: And to say hi to her old friend in the Shinigami world!

Light: Hi...

BB: Such an A-hole

Jinx: What we been waiting for SIT ON THAT CHAIR!

*Applause*

Light: I'll sit on it *sits* ...*waits*

Jinx: Wait...why isn't it working, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

Light: WHAT?

Matt: Maybe because he's dead inside *Light glares*

Jinx: WAIT! I found it! *turns on switch and holds up button* Will do you do the honor L?

L: With pleasure

A: *tries not to laugh* that's what she said inside joke *L pushes button*

Light: HA! IT DIDN- *a boulder lands on Light*

Near: I guess it is true, that someone will die in the chair

Mello: I got to have one of those!

Jinx: I need one at school

*back flash*

Teacher: Jinx what are you doing

Jinx: *plotting teacher's death* NOTHING *hides it*

Teacher: I got my eye on you *evil glare*

Jinx: EW pedo

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT!

Jinx: ...Quiero Perros? I'm Hispanic for crying out!

Teacher: *glares* *sits on chair* Now as I was saying

Jinx: MUHAHAHAHA! *pushes button*

Teacher: WHAT! *dies from boulder*

*End of Back flash*

Jinx: That will be awesome

BB: *poking Light's body with stick* I'm not cleaning this up

L: He will come back alive in the next review

Mikami and Misa: LIGHT!

A: Yay I get to do a banshee cry *does Banshee cry* *blows one wall off the studio*

All: O.o

Jinx: Great Now I got to fix that too...good cry

A: Thank you

Mello: Next time aim at Near

BB: GREAT JOB *High fives A*

A: *High fives* WOOT! *runs laps around studio* AND YOUR CRY WAS AWESOME LIKE MINE!

Mikami: Next Review *trying to find BB's real name for DN*

MiisaRoose

Hi to everyone! I'm new at this o/o so, I'll try to do my best :D Ok, let's go with the dares *evil smile*
first... Misa! You have to spend at least 7 hours alone in a room with bb! You know you want him *blink blink*
BB: you have to make her want to make out with u! :D u can't use any weapon.
A: I would vote for u, too! U r so awesome!
L: u'll get sweets :3 just cuz I love u
Light: I don't feel aggressive today, so, nothing for u. You know? My friends always say that I laugh like u XD
matt and mello: act like hitachiin twins :D
near: you r just too cute! I'll give u a thousand fluorescent colored legos if u hug me!
Have fun! *evil smile again*

Jinx: YAY~! NEW REVIEWER!

Light: Will the torture ever end!

Jinx: Nope! X3

Misa: Misa Misa does not want to go with BB!

BB: But I have JAM Flavor

Jinx: Of what

BB: *shifty eyes*

Mello: IT'S A F***ING CONDOM

Misa: Don't let Misa GO!

Jinx: NOPE! And BB I have to search you

BB: Kinky much

Jinx: o/o not that way. It just that you can't have weapons!

BB: As long as you search me

Jinx: eh...no *uses author power to make Light come back to life*

Light: Great I'm alive, back at this place *emo moment*

Jinx: *grabs stick and gives it to Light* He is ALL YOURS

Light: Hell No

BB: EW I'm not gay

Jinx: Just do it

Light: Fine *get stick and pokes it in BB's pocket*

BB: This is so wrong *guns and knives starts to fall out*

Ryuk: How many guns do you need?

BB: ...many

Light: *sees something fall out* IS THAT A GRENADE!

BB: Yeah

Light: You are sick

BB: *touches self forehead* No I'm not *laughs*

An hour of...'poking'

Mikami: HOW MANY WEPONS DO YOU NEED?

BB: AS MUCH AS I WANT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jinx: Okay I haven't seen any more weapons drop so I think he's clean

A: Have you check his shoes

BB: Man! I thought you were on my side

A: I just don't want you to cheat; it's not fair for the reviewer

BB: Fine *takes off shoes and knifes fall onto the ground*

Mikami: DAMN, you are a sick puppy

Jinx: ALRIGHT BB AND MISA GO TO THE CLOSET~! *pushes them inside*

Misa: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

BB: *does Shinigami laugh*

Matt: I bet that Misa is going to spaz first

Mello: Misa is going to make BB crazy

Light: He's crazy anyway

Jinx: Let the mini show begin

Hour 1...1

Misa: GET MISA MISA OUT OF HERE

BB: ...*starts to eat Jam*

Misa: What are you doing?

BB: *gives Misa JAM*

Misa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLOOOOOOD! GET MISA MISA OUT OF HERE!

BB: It's Jam

Misa: Oh! ...

BB: IDIOT!

Hour 2...2

BB: So...

Misa: SHUT UP!

BB: HEY LIGHT!

Misa: LIGHT *turns around* YOU TRICKED MISA!

BB: Light didn't even come in the closet

Misa: OH!

BB: So...want to make out?

Misa: GET MISA OUT OF HERE

Hour 3...3

BB: So I told the guy "You are going to die" Then I stab him in the head, funny story right

Misa: O.o

BB: You people just don't get my humor

Hour4...4

Misa: SO she said that he said that the bus driver said that the next door neighbor said that the teacher said Misa Misa wasn't smart, she is so wrong! Misa Misa is super smart and...

BB: *what BB is hearing* BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH !

Misa: BB AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

BB: Sure...

Misa: Than I told her that to tell her to tell him to tell the bus driver to tell the next door-

BB: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Hour 5...5

BB: I hate you

Misa: Misa Misa hates you too

BB: Stop TALKING in 3rd person

Misa: Stupid Misa Misa knows there's only two persons here!

BB: *le sighs* I want to you to go away

Hour 6...6

Misa: I need to go to the bathroom

BB: There are no bathrooms

Misa: Then build one

BB: That is where you are wrong, there's a can right there you can use it

Misa: Misa Misa doesn't want you to see me

BB: I won't mind

Misa: GET MISA MISA OUT OF HERE!

Hour 7...7

BB: You like red too!

Misa: Yep and Misa Misa loves Jam too but on toast

BB: Do you want some jam than?

Misa: SURE! *BB kisses her, Misa kisses back*

Jinx: *opens door* Alright you kids...

Misa: o/o

BB: You like me~

Misa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*

Jinx: EW

BB: Whatever she digs me ^^

A: Yeah I got 1 vote

Light: That's not going to make you president

A: Say that to my face

Light: I just did

A: ...FINE

Jinx: FAIL!

L: SWEETS! Thank you!

Light: This is the first time I got a break

Jinx: So?

Light: Let me savior this...

Jinx: Okay...

Light: Keep laughing!

Matt: I have to act like a twin with Mello? But I'm not a girl!

Mello: STFU!

Jinx: *gives them uniform* GO CHANGE

5 minutes later

Jinx: Come on

Matt and Mello: *both holding roses* WELCOME TO THE OURAN HOST CLUB! Please to make your service

Jinx: -/-

Matt: OW!

Mello: What is it Karou?

Matt: Hikaru I got a paper cut, it stings!

Mello: *gets a hold of his finger* Here Karou *kisses finger*

Misa: *fan girl sequel* SO KAWAII!

Jinx: YOU RUIN THE MOMENT!

Mello: *takes off wig* THERE!

Matt: SO disturbing

Jinx: Misa ruins everything! NEAR!

Near: Legos?*hugs reviewer*

Jinx: Yay~! *hands legos and Near starts building*

Near: Next Review

Pandora Darkspell

Congrats on almost 10 chaps and 100 reviews! Yay! I'm thinkin bout doing one of these myself...but I'm already writing so many other stories I probably won't...ah, well.
Wammy Boys! Give me a hug! Please? *puppy eyes* I needs a one, from each of you.
As for my favorite character? L and Mello! They're tied!
You have another fan, Mells! Dance victoriously with me while it rains chocolate! Yay!
I'm pretty sure my little sister, who I have nicknamed Misa-Misa (cuz she's clingy) would like to say hi to Matt, cuz she thinks you're cute.
Well, that's all for now!

Jinx: Thank You! And be warning about writing this kind of story, you need A LOT of time on your hand

Matt: I am so happy for public school now

Jinx: STFU

Wammy Boys: *huggles with her*

Light: I can't hug her?

Jinx: NOPE PRISSY MAN!

L: Another fan *in head, fist pumping*

Mello: HA! NEAR GO SUCK ON EGGS

Jinx: *sweat drop* Nice comment

BB: I think you should stick with albino insults

A: Eggs? You could have said sheep!

Mello: Who cares! I'M GOING TO DANCE! :3

Jinx: *pulls rope and chocolate fall out*

Mello: WHEEEE!

Matt: I've never seen him so...happy

L: That's is the wonder of sweets

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

Mello: *stops dancing and holding many chocolate* WTF, why that song

Jinx: It was very appropriate for this :3

Mello: I hate you

Jinx: I know

Matt: Yay~ I'm cute! Hi!

L: Next Review

Rachy-Neko-Chan

Hello there! I have to do this fast, so here we go! And BTW, my fav character is L :D
Light-I dare you to dress up as a really cute kitten and act like a cat for the rest of the chapter! I was also a Light fan, do not feel bad Jinx ^_^
L-Hello mah sweet! :3 I dare you to wear a Tutu and wear a wig so you look like a female ballerina! And then, in the Tutu sing Super Star by Toybox XD
Mello-Yellow I dare you to burp the alphabet and then run 12 miles :D Yay running...not. XD
Mattykins-I dare you to dress up like a girl form of you(red hair, same style, ect.) and pretend to be a prostitute in New York!
Near-I dare you to dress up as Polar Bear and attack children at the Mall.
Jinx-I dare you to eat a barrel or monkeys! :D And put some bananas in that barrel, too ^_^

Everyone-What do you think I should change my Reviewer name to?
Adios mi amigos y amigas!

Jinx: Yeah I kind of thought he was since with all the dares in the past...

L: The nudity of Mello *shivers*

Mello: Don't make me strip

Near: It seems Mello needs change then, one dollar bills perhaps

Mello: STFU

BB: Seems like half of the reviewers are ex-Light fans

Light: What did I do?

Jinx: Being a D*ck *hands him a cat suit*

Light: Act like a cat?

Jinx: Meow!

Light: *sighs* this is going to be the death of me

After change

Light: I look stupid *tazed* WTF

Jinx: Every time you don't act like a cat or take off the cat suit you get tazed by BB

BB: Hello *creepy simile*

Light: F*ck *tazed* OW!

BB: DO cats talk?

Light: No *tazed* meOW!

BB: Better :)

Jinx: *holds up tutu* Get out of the swimsuit and wear this tutu with this *holding up a blonde wig*

L: No

Jinx: *glares*

L: *glares and in the middle creating fire*

Matt: Just suck it up L!

L: FINE!

20 minutes later

BB: DONE!

A: What did you do?

L: He told me that he won't give back my sweets till I did this *dressed in tutu and blonde wig*

Matt: You look like a stone Misa

Mikami: You do actually

L: That is absurd

Jinx: SAY CHEESE*takes pix*

L: ...ow e.e

Jinx: *pulls down curtains* There's your audience *millions of people cheering*

L: o.o *gets pushed on stage*

Jinx: Go ahead and remember to swing your hips :D

L: *sighs*

Pervert: YOU GO GIRL!

Matt: HA!

L: *shivers* *starts to song and swinging hips*

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i dont care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i dont care who you are

(Superstar!)

Got Many money Honey, Im a superstar
My life is funny honey, Have you seen my car?
I know alot of people, Im a superstar
Everybody know me, right from near to far

(Bridge)
I got a plane (got a plane)
I love the fame (love the fame)
You know my name (know my name)
And i just want you to know

(chorus)
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i dont care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i dont care who you are

L: *runs off of stage*

Pervert: WAIT! I WANT YOUR NUMBER! *runs towards L*

Jinx: *shoots dart on pervert neck* Cool now that's taken care of, MELLO YOUR TRUN!

Mello: Someone get me some chocolate SODA!

Matt: Ew

A: Here you go *bring a keg of soda*

Mikami: Where did you get it?

A: ...Wal-mart...

Jinx: Alright...now

Matt and A: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Mello: *chugging*

Jinx: WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Mello: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ OH YEAH I DID IT *High fives Matt*

Matt: *high fives back* NOW RUN!

Mello: *looks back to see a cookie monster*

Cookie monster: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

Mello: Oh Sh*t! *runs around the studio*

Ryuk: Where did he come from?

Jinx: They needed a place to stay so they will be hanging around till they get a new place right Elmo!

Elmo: Elmo say thank you! *giggles*

Mikami: GET AWAY FROM ME

L: Are you afraid of these TV characters?

Mikami: No...

BB: *dress as Elmo* Elmo wants a hug!

Mikami: *screams like a girl and runs out of studio*

Near: Isn't Mikami not supposed to leave till the dares are over?

Jinx: I really don't care about him, he can try to get himself ran over and I would just take pictures and laugh at his funeral

Ryuk: That's Nice

Jinx: ^^ I know to NEW YORK!

New York

Matt: So why are we here? We got L's Cheesecake

L: I believe not Matt for I have ran out so excuse me *leaves to get cake*

Jinx: Of course he would run out of cake! He eats it every day

BB: What's the dare now?

Jinx: *hands Matt clothes* Here you go!

Matt: WTH!

Jinx: *pushes him in a changing room* GO change!

After Change

Matt: These jeans are REALLY tight

Jinx: That's because they are GIRL clothes! Now act like a prostitute!

Big Bird: You can do it!

Cookie Monster: NOMNOMNOMNOM!

A: He looked like L for a second

Matt: if Cookie Monster is here than Mello...

In studio

Mikami: Okay good they left-

Mello: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mikami: Um Mello you do know that you're not being chased anymore?

Mello: LIES!

Mikami: *sweat drop*...I'm just gonna go now...and buy pens *leaves*

New York

Jinx: *hits Matt* HEY!

Matt: Ow what?

Jinx: Only I can do that! Back flashes are mine! You ask first!

Matt: RAPED BY LIGHT

Jinx: BLUE HAIR! NOW GO BE A WHORE! *pushes him on the streets*

Matt: *le sighs* Okay all I have to do...is walk around

Kid: Mommy why is that guy dress like a girl?

Mommy: *le sighs* because he wants to get rape okay

Kid: OKAY~!

Matt: Parents teaching kids weird things *car comes out of nowhere*

Driver: *takes off sunglasses* SO...how much?

Matt: o.e *runs away*

Driver: COME BACK HERE! *chases after him*

BB: He could have gotten some extra cash

Near: Yes

Jinx: Oh look here he comes now *hears gun shots*

Matt: HELP! HE'S SHOOTING ME!

Jinx: What's the magic word?

Matt: I'M GAY!

Jinx: Good *Matt hides behind Jinx*

Driver: Where is she?

Jinx: She?

Driver: Seen a hot red head?

Jinx: *sees Misa* Um yeah she had to go what about her? *points at Misa*

Driver: Thanks kid *hands me 100 bucks and leave*

Jinx: WOOT Misa is good for something!

Matt: Thanks

BB: Can we leave now?

Jinx: Sure

Back at the studio

A: *sweat drop* Um Mello you do know that Cookie Monster isn't chasing you right

Mello: *looks and stops* Oh...

Mikami: *comes back with bags of pens* I told you that hours ago

Jinx: SMART!

L: Don't we have to go to the mall?

Near: Thank you L

L: I am sorry but I appear to have ran out of lollipops

Jinx: Cool! I almost forgot *Hands Near costume* TO THE MALL!

Near: Joy

The Mall

Near: Why am I even on this show again?

Jinx: *Having a flame thrower* you wouldn't want me to burn your toys *holds a transformer*

Near: O.O NO!

Mello: Whoa he should emotions

Jinx: Now you know what to do

A: So violent

Near: *Le sighs*rawr

Jinx: *turns on flame thrower*

Near: O.O! *Walks like zombie*

Kid: Hi Bear!

Near: RAWR *picks her up and throws her*

Kid: AHHHHHHHH!

Near: RAWR!

Kids in Mall: It's BEAR-ZILLA!

Elmo: Yay~!

Police: Come out with your paws in the air!

Mello: Crap it's the Po Po's

L: *comes back with sweets* Great

BB: Well I do have this *holds dragon ball*

A: Use it GOKU!

BB: *throws it on the ground* :D

At the Studio

Jinx: That was...AWESOME!

Near: I have a new found respect for you BB

Matt and Mello: Ditto

BB: WOOT!.

Light: HA! Jinx!

Jinx: Fine *eats monkeys*

Monkeys: !

A: This looks so wrong

Jinx: That tasted wrong, fleas on my mouth ugh *goes to bathroom*

BB: A new name…how about Holy Jam

A: AnimeAddict

L: Strawberry-Flavor?

Mello: Hershey kiss

Near: Inquiring Puzzle

Mikami: Red Pen

Light: Little Notebook?

Matt: PSP-rulez

Jinx: I'm not good with names…um…Tsuki-chan, since you like the "chan"

L: Next Review

Cookie Monster: NomNomNom

Mello: *shivers* SO creepy!

CherryLawliet

Hey congrats on almost ten chappys and 100 reviews. So anyway here comes the dares!

L- Hugs L tightly* I can't believe how sweet you are. Making a song for your mother was so...oh my god. Since you're so sweet no dares for you. Oh and here I give you three wishes of your own. Use them for whatever you like!

Light- do the Macarena in Misa's under wear, on a tight rope over a tank of piranhas, sharks, and electric eels! heheheheheheheheh.

Near - No dares cause ur cute.

Mello- you can't eat chocolate for a whole chapter!

Matty- Try beating the giant, living, breathing video game called Freddy!

A and B - um...you must become one of my ninjas ^^ and go under intense ninja training from my own ninjas!

Ryuk- you can have all the apples you like. Just cause your fun.

Misa- GO IG A WHOLE AND BURY YOURSELF IN IT!

Jinxy- here I give you one of my ninjas. So in case one of the cast acts up you can torture them. He's all yours! And he's going to bring you a bazooka too! And here's your dare Jinxy Blow up imagay!

Jinx: THANKS~!

L: Thank you for the hug and the compliment

Jinx: That was sweet though *hugs L*

L: *blushes* and thank you for the three wishes

A: What are you going to wish for?

L: I do not know yet

BB: *whispers to Mikami* I bet its porn *Mikami laughs*

L: No it is not...at last I shall save this for later

Jinx: Where is Light?

Light: I've been here!

Jinx: RIGHT~!

Light: -_-

Jinx: Bring in the pool boys!

Boys: GOT IT!

Light: What is it for?

Jinx: No one, I just can't have a pool out of nowhere?

Light: No

Jinx: You are not the boss of me! Teenage rebellious!

Light: Right...

Jinx: Just put this on you douche *gives undies*

Light: o/o

Jinx: GO!

After change

Light: This is hurting my manhood

L: You have one?

Light: RAWR :P

Matt: You must now do the MACARENA!

Light: No!

Jinx: *glares* DO IT! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SING IT!

A: Everybody do the MACARENA!

Light: *le sighs* **Sings and dances with A**

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!

*Applause*

Near: You do know that you did not have to do the dare A

A: But it was fun~!

L: That was very awkward to watch you dance

A: Jealous of my Speedo

L: *Shakes head* NO

Mello: Now to the next part of the dare!

Light: What next part?

Jinx: WAIT I'M ALMOST DONE! *pouring sharks in tank*

Light: OH H*LL NAH! I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!

Jinx: You're not going in...You're walking on top of it

Light: WHAT!

Jinx: Come on pretty boy! *drags him*

Light: NO!

Jinx: Too late! *pushes him on tight rope*

Light: *thinks 'don't look down!'

Mello: KIRA!

Light: WHAT! *looks down* F*************ck!

L: How did I lose to him again?

Matt: I have no idea

Jinx: Okay Light all you have to do is walk across without dying!

Light: So say it like it easy! *dodges rock* WHO THREW THAT!

Near: I want you to fall

BB: HEY! I'm the violent one here!

Near: So?

BB: Here, this is how a pro does it! A!

A: *hands him bow and arrows* HERE YOU GOOOO~!

BB: MUAHAHAHA! *shoots arrow at Light*

Light: DAMN YOU BB! *falls in*

Sharks: EW! GET OUT OF THE WATER

Piranhas: I can taste him, and his discussing hair gel

Light: That hair gel makes me sexy~

Eels: *shocks him*

Light: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

All: *wearing sunglasses* PRETTY~! (A/N Yes even geniuses have those moments)

Sharks: YES! HE'S DEAD *pushes Light's body to the ground*

Jinx: I'm not cleaning that up

Mikami and Misa: LIGHT!

Matt: *smacks Mikami's head* suck it up!

Mikami: I don't understand...suck up what?

Jinx: Please! No pervert comments!

L: It just means to calm down

Matt: Right~!

Mello: NEAR IS NOT CUTE!

A: He's right

Mello: THANK YOU!

A: *puts on glasses*According to the reviewers he's *dramatic music and take off glasses* SMEXY :D

Mello: UGH!

Near: Thank you

Mello: No...Chocolate? T.T

Jinx: Aren't you used to this by now? What is this? The third time someone dared this?

Mello: YOU PEPOPLE ARE SUCH ***********************

Misa: What is Mello doing with a bat?

Jinx: Clam down Mello and give me back George

Mello: NOT TILL I GET OUT OF THE **********SHOW *swings bat around*

L: Wait-

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Jinx: its okay George, the mean PMS guy is gone now

Mello: *sitting in a chair with tape around mouth and roped* MUHHHHHHH!

Mikami: Are you sure it's okay to keep Mello like this?

Matt: Just for now

Ryuk: Can't wait for him to kill one of you

Mello: He would go after Light, but since he's gone, it's Jinx he's after

Jinx: Whatever

L: Shall we get the dares done now

Jinx: Kay Matt your turn!

Matt: Freddy?

Freddy: Hey

Matt: YOU'RE GOING DOWN! *runs towards him*

Freddy: I thought I was going to get free cookies *get tackled*

Cookie Monster: All the cookies are MINE!

Elmo: Remember kids to eat your vegetables too! *laughs*

Matt: *beats Freddy with a crowbar*

Freddy: AHHHHHH!

Matt: I am so winning this game!

Jinx: *sweat drop* I'm sure you are...

L: My successors are crazy

BB: You can count on that

Jinx: Since Matt is a little busy

Freddy: AHHHHHHH!

Matt: Come back here!

A: Really busy

Elmo: Elmo sees Freddy with red color pouring out!

Count von Count: Let's see how long it will GO! ONE...TWO...THREE...

Jinx: This is so wrong, MATT, GO CLEAN IT UP BEFORE THEY COUNT HOW MUCH BB MURDERS!

Matt: aw!

BB: If they did, they are in for a long night

Jinx: You and A are now Cherry's Ninjas

A: WOOT!

BB: Awesome!

Jinx: Now go train! *kicks them out*

Training camp

Ninja: wipe on, wipe off

A: how is cleaning your car going to help?

Ninja: ...my self-esteem

BB: weird

Ninja: KEEP WIPING!

BB: *takes out knife* No one B.S me

Ninja: You want to fight me

BB: Yes

Ninja: Well Fine *throws Ninja Stars*

BB: *moves to the left* Well I got the best weapon, A!

A: *banshee cry*

Ninja: O.O

Back at the studio

Near: Why are you mean Jinx?

Jinx: I get bored

A and BB: WE'RE BACK *has black belts*

Jinx: Yay~ in one hour

A: Yep

Matt: You stole those didn't you?

BB: Yep

L: Why?

A: BB killed the ninja teacher and they were lying around

BB: But he helped :)

Jinx: Cool

Ryuk: APPLES! *nom nom nom on apples*

Cookie Monster: No you don't Nom nom nom on apples you nom nom nom on cookies!

Count von Count: One apple...two apples...three apples...

Jinx: At least Elmo is cool! Elmo would you like to teach kids how to dig

Elmo: Elmo says OK!

BB: Great another person talking in third person

L: Is he even human

Ryuk: Not a god of death for sure

5 minutes later

Elmo: Now we have a hole Yay~!

Jinx: Cool thanks Elmo

Misa: *walking in a blindfold*

Elmo: Okay kids than after digging a hole, you have to push someone in there like this lady, what's your name

Misa: Misa Misa

Elmo: Are you ready Misa Misa?

Misa: Yep!

Elmo: YAY~! *pushes her in the hole* Now you have to fill it back up *laughs*

BB: I like Elmo :D

Misa: Misa Misa likes ELMO!

Jinx: This is so awesome! Let's get back inside I think Sesame Street got this

Big Bird: YEP!

Back inside

Jinx: If they were like that when I was a kid...I probably be the same

BB: Me too

Bob: Hi

Jinx: O.o who are you?

Bob: Ninja Cherry cave you

Jinx: AWESOME! NOW GO KILL LIGHT

Bob: You got it!

Jinx: But with *whispers*

Few Minutes later

Light: I got killed again? *wakes up in blood*

L: Yes again

Light: How many times do I have to die?

Bob: *in disguise* would you like a free pen?

Light: When did we get a pen stand?

L: I do not know, all I know momentarily is that I need some strawberries *leaves*

Light: Sure I guess *walks up towards him*

Bob: *stabs him with pens* MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Light: AHHHHHHH! PENS!

Bob: *shoots him with bazooka* *blood spats everywhere*

BB: *passes by* I'm not cleaning that up

Jinx: We could just leave the blood :)

Near: O.O Please don't

Jinx: Right Near gets scared easily, FINE! MIKAMI!

Mikami: What...O.O

Jinx: Yeah it's your God on that wall, that wall and on the floor

Mikami: GOD! *starts to collect blood*

Jinx: Give it two minutes

Three minutes

Matt: You said TWO

Jinx: SO?

L: *getting a headache* Next Review

Jinx: *huggles L*

xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx

O.O Okay, I didn't imagine L actually taking off his shirt and making out with BB while drunk...AWESOME! *thumbs up* XD
YAOI TIME! ISN'T IT ALWAYS? THIS TIME, A WILL BE INVOLVED :D THAT'S RIGHT A, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM TOXIC! KYAHAHAHA! OH WAIT, FINE...B YOU WON, I WONT LAUGH YOUR LAUGH ANYMORE -.- DANG.
Light, I dare you to handcuff yourself to BB and...You know...let HIM be the 'SEME' and YOU be the 'UKE' :D you know what I mean... ^^
L, I dare you to French kiss BB and enjoy it ^^ and give him hickie on his neck, as clear ad day ^^ *fangirl squeal*
BB, DO NOT HURT MIKAMI! KISS MIKAMI ^^
Mikami, Go to a room with BB and you know... BB IS THE SEME! YOU ARE THE UKE! ^^ BB, DONT HURT MIKAMI, REALLY.
A, :D I dare you to make out with Matt.
Matt, Kiss BB's neck, too.
Mello, make out with Matt! Near, you, Matt, bed, naked, NOW! MATT IS SEME YOU IS UKE: D
OH YEAH!
^^ I LOVE YAOI!
:3 I AM NOT WEIRD! -.- THAT'S MEAN BB; I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! ALSO YOURS, L AND MATT ^^

A: SHE FOUND ME *hides behind a Pikachu pillow*

Mikami: *sweat drop* Alright, why does reviewer only have "yaoi" dares

Jinx: She wants too; anyway this could be a lot worse

Mikami: How

Jinx: ummm...she could have made the whole cast make a sex tape

All: O.o;

Jinx: Told you! *brings back Light from the dead*

Light: Great -_-, the demons in hell are getting annoyed anyway

L: Why?

Light: I keep coming back

Jinx: HA! EVEN IN HELL THEY DON'T WANT YOU!

Light: STFU

Jinx: *handcuffs him to BB* HA!

Light: I'M GOING TO DIE!

BB: SHUT UP!

Light: how come I'm always the uke?

BB: Because I'm better than you

*Sesame Street comes in*

Elmo: Elmo is done burning Misa Misa

Jinx: We only need her to be buried

Big Bird: *serious* She wouldn't shut the **** up

Jinx: O.o

Mello: I like Big Bird

Jinx: I see...okay?

Big Bird: *happy face* okay~

BB: I have a new respect towards Sesame Streets

Jinx: I always wondered why they were so happy

Cookie Monster: CRACK!

Jinx: I see... *pushes them into room*

Light: MIKAMI!

Mikami: LIGHT!

A: A!

All: *stares*

A: *looks around* what? Everyone was doing it!

In Room

Light: Oh great, there's a bed in here

BB: Cool! A Bar! *goes to bar*

Light: Um...

BB: Do you want a drink or not?

Light: I guess

Outside of room

L: So how will this become 'seme' and 'uke' moment?

Jinx: You'll see...YOU"LL SEE! *evil laugh*

Elmo: *laughs with Jinx*

In room

Light: *playing DDR with a drink* LOVE SHINE~!

BB: Move that BODY!

Light: *finish game* I *drinks*R Tried

BB: I bet, I can drink this faster than *hiccups ME! *points at Light*

Light: BRING IT *both chug down drinks*

BB: DONE! *hiccups* I win!

Light: Yay~! *falls on bed*

BB: Since I won, Imma go take a shower! *takes off clothes*

Light: WOOT! Take it off!

BB: Come with me Light! *Drags Light to bathroom*

Light: Yay~!

MATURE VIEWING

Jinx: I knew I forgot something

Matt: Great Now the DDR just got raped

L: They got drunk after one drink? How?

Jinx: Got some pills from Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster: NMOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Mello: I knew something was wrong with him

Count Von Count: I counted, Cookie uses 5 pills a cookie!

All: O.o

Count Von Count: Jinx used 20!

L: That could have killed them

Jinx: ...but I didn't! :]

L: KIRA!

Jinx: BUTT CHECKS

Matt: MY DDR T.T

Jinx: I will read out loud what Light and BB are doing since I still have to prove about the 'seme and the 'uke' thing

*ahem* *looks at TV* *nosebleed* THIS IS DIFFERENTLY MATURE! *looks away*

Mikami: Why?

Jinx: Let's just say...BB is the seme in the shower

Mikami: GOD!

L: How long will it take for the pills wear off?

Jinx: I don't know *presses record button* But this is going to be the best doujinshi ever!

Mello: *shivers*Can we get to the next part of the review please?

Jinx: Sure, Okay now...it looks like L is the seme now?

L: I have to ...kiss him?

Jinx: Yep!

L: But, they're in the shower

Jinx: *opens door* Get in there then

L: O.o I do not want to go in there *uses voodoo power* *L pops in room* *BB and Light aren't drunk*

Jinx: *goes in the room* Are you guys okay?

Light: Ugh, why is there a hickey on my neck?

L: SO it was that mature?

Jinx: *shivers* Yes *drags Light outside*

Have fun twins *closes door*

BB: *sitting on bed* *hold ice bag to head* SO I turn gay when I'm drunk huh?

L: 78% probably

BB: But A never said about that when I'm drunk

Outside of room

Matt: Wait this isn't the second time he got drunk?

A: Definitely not, he was an angry drunk sometimes

Flashback

BB: Give me the damn JAM!

Store clerk: You have to pay for it damn it!

BB: MY JAM! *takes out bomb*

Store clerk: O.o OH SH-

End flash back

A: We can never go back to Maine... but that's okay

Near: But was he ever like &shivers* that intoxicated

A: *blushes*

Elmo: Yay~! A is turning red like ELMO!

Jinx: I'm not even going to ask

Inside room

L: Are you going to be okay?

BB: Sure, just, can you please get me some ice?

L: *nods* *gets ice*

BB: So why are you here?

L: Dare

BB: Fine just get it over with *rolls to the other side of bed*

L: *gives ice* Just don't injure me

BB: Ugh, fine

L: *thinks* just kiss and hickey, that is it *starts to kiss*

BB: *caught by surprise* *closes eyes and starts to enjoy it*

MATURE VEIWING

Jinx: Great, I bet the non-yaoi fans are going to kill me now

Mello: You are an idiot

Ryuk: As long as the dares are entertaining, I have no problem with this

Big Bird: *has rag over Mello's mouth* Shush, Shush, go to sleep *Mello falls to the floor*

All: O.o

A: Looks like Light got some competition!

Light: STFU *hid hickey*

Mikami: NO God IS MINE

Jinx: *slaps Mikami and looks at TV* Looks like their done *everyone goes into the room*

All: *stares and sees BB and L without a shirt*

Matt: *looks up from game* Are you sure you both are straight?

L: ...

Jinx: Not surprise that he doesn't know actually. He's only been with Watari and solving cases his whole life

BB: *blushes* Can we please forget about this? *puts on shirt*

A: That's a big hickey

BB: *L and BB blushes* SHUSH!

Jinx: That is as bright as day, your shirt can't even cover it

BB: OKAY SHUT UP! Cookie Monster got any headache pills?

Cookie Monster: NOMNOMNOMNOM...yea

BB: Sweet *leaves room*

All: ...

Light: Let's just get out of here *everyone agrees*

Studio

Near: When you think of it BB life wasn't like L, he was 'out in the world' so he can't be questioning

Jinx: Good point

BB: SHUT THE F*** UP!

Near: Still in the closet

BB: You know WHAT- *sees Elmo*

Elmo: HAHAHAHAHA! *pokes Mello*

Jinx: That looks like fun! *pokes Mello with stick*

Near: Can we finish this review?

Jinx: Oh right...A!

A: B!

B: Yeah?

A: Aww, you were supposed to say "C"

Elmo: D!

Jinx: FINE! The person named A

A: Yesh

Jinx: You have to make out with Matt

A and Matt: WHAT?

Light: HA!

A: STFU!

Matt: *hits Light with games* Yeah STFU!

A: I don't want to!

Matt: Why? It's it because I'm not hot enough?

A: ...no, I'm just straight...are you?

Matt: YES!

Jinx: Well than suck it up *puts cheese on Matt's lips*

Matt: What the- *sees A staring* A are you okay? *backs away slowly*

A: *thinks* CHEESE! CAN'T RESIT...CHEESE! *goes to Matt*

Matt: STEP AWAY FROM THE RED HEAD

Jinx: Blue Head

Matt: NOT HELPING!

A: *kisses Matt on lips*

BB: WOOT!

L: is A gay?

BB: Nah, just happy the yaoi dares won't be circling us anymore

Jinx: *taking pictures* Awesome Blackmail!

A: *releases kiss* that was goooooooooood cheese

Matt: *blushes* THE CHEESE!

Jinx: Yeah, why would he be kissing you then?

Matt: ...nothing

Jinx: Oh crap I forgot something MIKAMI!

Mikami: What?

Jinx: BB?

BB: What Woman?

Jinx: You two have to make out

BB: HELL NO!

Jinx: *spats Jam on Mikami's face*

BB: UI hate you Jinx

Jinx: ^^ I know

Mikami: EW...BB? O.O

BB: *starts to kiss Mikami because of Jam* MMMMMMMMMMMM JAM~! *pushes Mikami into room*

Jinx: Thank god for Death Note Boys and their addictions

Light: Don't you Mean-

Jinx: Don't even say it

Light: Kira

Jinx: *takes out Bat* COME HERE YOU!

Light: AHHHHHHHHH!

Hour later

BB: *BB and Mikami leaves room* GOOD JAM~!

Mikami: GOD?

Light: *running away from Jinx* HELP ME!

Jinx: NO ONE CAN HELP YOU

Mikami: GOD!

BB: THE DARES JINX!

Jinx: ugh fine!

Light: Yay~! *accidentally runs into a wall*

Jinx: Okay, now MATT!

Matt: I'm not kissing his neck, EW!

Jinx: You have to

Matt: I got raped by A!

A: Cheddar~!

Jinx: *holding PSP* Do it or the PSP gets it

Matt: NO! MELANIE!

Jinx: Do it!

Matt: *shivers* Fine!

BB: Great *pulls shirt neck line down*

Matt: *quick peck* clean tongue with shirt* UGH!

BB: *doing same with neck* gross man

Matt: Why did I kiss the hickey? AND WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE CANDY?

BB: *BB and L blushes* I DON'T KNOW!

Jinx: I know~! :3

BB: STFU!

Jinx: Matt's turn again!

Matt: No I already had to kiss BB

Jinx: Than now you have to make out with Mello

Matt: Never!

Jinx: *glares and holds up PSP*

Matt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jinx: You have to...Make out with Mello

Matt: But he's unconscious...

Jinx: You still have to!

Matt: Fine

Elmo: Elmo says it's like Sleeping Beauty yay~!

Jinx: That's the spirit Elmo!

Matt: *starts to make out with Mello*

BB: I think this count as making out with a dead body

Count Von Count: I'll count!

Mello: *waking out and making out with Matt*

Matt: *release Kiss* Oh F*ck Mello!

Mello: What the hell, I get drugged then next thing you my best friend is making out with me! *hits Matt*

Matt: T.T Owie

Jinx: Okay yaoi hour is almost over!

All: *cheers*

Light: I hope she never has to review again

Jinx: She probably will

Light: Then I won't be here *leaves and closes door*

L: You let him go

Jinx: I'll just get him when we need him, I don't need pms-ing now

BB: True

Jinx: Lastly I need Near and Matt

Matt: *whines* Again?

Jinx: HA! SUFFER BLUE HAIR!

Matt: Hair Rapier!

Near: I have 'yaoi' dares?

Jinx: YEP! BB and Mello, strip them DOWN!

Matt: Oh F*ck *Near just stares*

BB: *shoves them in room* Matt has a tan line :3

Mello: Of course you would look

Ryuk: How would we know about the seme and the uke thing?

Jinx: Well since they are in the nuuuuuuuuuuuuude~! I'll give you a clue *holds up clue*

Cookie Monster: Cookie's pills *takes them back*

L: Wait *takes pills from Cookie Monster* Sensation pills?

Jinx: Yesh, it increases their hormones!

L: *gives them back* Okay...

Jinx: *doesn't look at T.V, but presses record button* Best doujinshi

A: Weirdo

Jinx: Now all we do it wait

A: Can we get some snow cones?

Jinx: Sure

All: *cheers*

Big Bird: *serious face* I better get some bird seeds

Jinx: *sweat drop* Sure...

One hour later at the studio

Light: Why do you always follow me around?

Mikami: Because I Care about you

Light: Creeper! Where is everyone?

Mikami: Maybe they're in this room...

Light: Alright *eyes close and slowly goes to the knob...THEN STOPS* Wait

Mikami: What?

Light: You wait out here, you already followed me to the bathroom, I can handle going into a room

Mikami: *pouts* Fine *stands to the side of door*

Light: Alright *close eyes and slowly opening the door then closing the door*

Jinx: That's what she said *cast coming back*

Mello: THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID!

Jinx: Exactly, Hey Mikami!

Mikami: Where were you?

Elmo: *has red snow cone* SNOW CONE!

Mikami: *About to open door* Let me just-

All: No!

Mikami: What?

Jinx: Matt and Near are doing...things

Mikami: *slowly get it*...LIGHT!

Light: *comes out* O.O...Oh my Kira...

L: I suddenly feel sorry for Light-kun

Jinx: This happens when you're not here, you see two guys-

Mello: Don't say IT!

Matt: *comes out* you do NOT say ANYTHING!

Light: *slowly nods* my eyes

Near: *comes out buttoning shirt* No more pills Jinx

Jinx: But they're fun *holds up bottle of pills*

Cookie Monster: Mine! *takes them*

Jinx: It's not for me...it for using others ^^

BB: No more pills!

Jinx: Fine *gives other bottles of pills to Cookie Monster*No one does this with BB's knifes

BB: Cause I'm awesome!

Jinx: And that was the end of yaoi dares!

Jinx: Till the nest episode

All: *whines*

Jinx: Suck it up

Mello: That's what she said

Jinx: *hits him with bat*

Mello: OW HEY! *chases Jinx*

Jinx: This is FUN!

Jinx's Mom: JINX!

Jinx: O.O

Jinx Dad: Is this what you do when you're not doing your homework?

Jinx: Maybe…

BB: She is chopped and screwed

Jinx Dad: COME ON JINX *drags Jinx*

Light: I WIN!

Jinx: F*CK!

Jinx's Mom: NO CURSING!

Jinx: But I have to finish the show

Jinx: Dad not till your homework is done!

Jinx: But DAD! I- *dad turns off camera*


This has been brought to you by Parents

Jinx Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Jinx: BUT MY SHOW!

Jinx dad: After!

Jinx: T.T

Light: HA!

Because if your not them you would have let me finish my show

(A/N) Vote on my profile and don't review till i finish part 2 which is going to be tomorrow since my parents...RAWR...VOTE ON MY PROFILE!