Not my favorite, it's more crack than anything. But ehh... It worked? xD
Title: Rusty
Theme: #12 Rust
Claim: SanjixUsopp
Words: 299
Rating: T
Warnings: Boyxboy, slight language.
Disclaimer(s): I don't own One Piece.
"What the fuck is this?"
Usopp jumped out of the kitchen and slammed the door behind him, his chest heaving as he caught his breath. The rest of the crew gave him a funny look, watching him walk down, no, run, down the steps and dive down into the men's quarters. He slammed the latch in time with the door to the galley swinging open.
Sanji held his foot in the air, a sign that he'd nearly kicked the door down. The cigarette he held between his fingers was bent at an odd angle and his eyes were now narrow slits. He had been cooking, everyone knew because of his rolled up sleeves and Luffy's constant nagging. He stalked out of the room and threw the cigarette over the side of the ship after taking a drag.
"What's wrong, Sanji-kun?" Nami asked without looking up from her newspaper.
He was silent as he leaned against the railing. Luffy stared with curiosity, Zoro shrugged and continued to train, Chopper joined Luffy. They were all waiting for the cook to explain his sudden anger.
When Sanji turned around, his face was somewhat back to normal, but it still retained some of his angry traits. "Whose shitty idea was it to put a rusty spoon in with the silverware?" he growled.
Luffy and Chopper gulped and glanced at each other before looking back to Sanji. They were surprised when he started approaching them, Chopper screaming and jumping behind Luffy. The captain didn't budge.
Sanji reached down and grabbed the latch. He didn't give them a second look before dropping down and closing the opening behind himself. Everyone was quiet, until Usopp suddenly screamed. "Nami! Sanji is killing Usopp!" Chopper screamed. Luffy started laughing.
"Don't mind them," Nami sighed. "Besides, they're probably flirting."
