The Fairy Pirate
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)
Previously:
"Time for my newest trick to be tested. Hie Hie Mikazuki Suraashu!" Eris said moving her hands in a small crescent shaped arc and watching with a grin on her face as crescent shaped blades of ice left her hands and struck both Helmeppo and Morgan, knocking both of them out easily and giving Helmeppo a bad frost bite on the left side of his jaw. (Hie Hie Mikazuki Suraashu or Ice Ice Crescent Moon Slash: an ice attack that Eris created in order to allow her to attack with limited amount of room and movement should she ever need too.)
Now:
"Hey Funny-jiji! Can I have one of the small ships connected to your boat? I wanna travel around with Zoro-nii for a while and see if I can find more crew members?" Eris asked grinning widely at her 'grandpa' about twenty minutes later as she sat with Zoro and Hina in Rikas restaurant.
"Maa maa. I can't just help a pirate ya know~ But I wouldn't be able to help it if the pirate happened to steal one of the boats ya~" Kizaru said grinning slightly at his 'granddaughter' who grinned just as widely.
"Thanks Jiji! Tell kaa-chan and the others I said hi!" Eris said hugging his neck quickly before hugging and kissing Hina as she grabbed Zoro by the arm and dragged him towards the Marine boat.
"I will. Bye bye~" Kizaru called after her while Hina shouted after Zoro to 'protect her hime' as Eris almost literally dragged the green haired man towards the docks.
"So which boat are we taking?" Zoro asked moving to untie the knots on one of the small boats attached to the large Marine ship.
"Untie all the small ones." Eris said grinning as she thought of a great way to cause some major chaos amongst the Marines and all.
"Huh?" Zoro asked looking at her curiously even as he unsheathed one of his swords and just sliced all the ropes apart.
"We need to leave something for Funny-jiji, Hina-chan, and their subordinates to get back to Marine HQ in." Eris said giggling behind one of her hands as she realized how the Marines were going to act when they found out what she had done.
"Oh! A snail phone! This will be a great help if I ever need to contact my family members." Eris said clapping her hands delightedly when she saw a small snail phone sleeping not far away from the mast while Zoro continued to cut down all of the small boats.
"So which one are we taking Captain?" Zoro said causing Eris to grin at him widely.
"You can just call me Eris or 'imouto' if you want. I don't really care about formalities amongst family and friends. We're gonna take this big one right here! Jiji did say that he couldn't help it if we took one of the ships, he didn't specify which one though." Eris said grinning so widely that Zoro thought her face would split in half before he realized what she had said and began to chuckle lightly as he gave her a wary pat on the head. She didn't seem offended by the pat and instead welcomed it with a smile as she beamed up at him.
"Better raise the sails before Hina-chan realizes what I'm up too!" Eris said giggling as she climbed the mast aptly and proceeded to let out the large sails, frowning slightly when she saw that they were normal marine sails.
"Hey Zoro-nii! Throw me up those cans of black and red paint from near the railing!" Eris called down to the green haired swordsman who merely looked confused before shrugging and tossing them up to her as the boat began to sail away from the dock. Zoro merely watched curiously as Eris used a paint brush she had found in the crow's nest to paint the sails to her liking. When she was finished the sails were black with a red skull that had two red scythes on either side of it, she was a surprisingly good painter.
"There we go. Now toss me up that can of orange-yellow paint!" Eris shouted down as they began to move further and further from the docks while the large group of Marines was coming to see them off. Zoro tossed her the requested item and watched as she added a straw hat with a red band around it to the top of the skull and then jumped down to land easily on the deck with a grin on her face.
"Perfect! From this day onwards we're the Chaos Hat Pirates!" Eris shouted just as Coby and the other Marines appeared on the docks all yelling something or another.
"Nice drawing Hime-chan!" Hina shouted above the others as she grinned widely around her cigarette, realizing what her fiancé had done while Kizaru grinned and waved his goodbyes while Coby yelled out his thanks to her.
"Um? Captain Hina? Where's our ship?" A random Marine private asked looking around for the Marines ship while the others finally noticed their missing boat.
"Hime-chan and her friend are riding in it. Admiral Kizaru did say that he couldn't help it if a pirate stole one of his ships, he didn't say which one though." Hina said grinning behind her hand while the Marines looked between her and where Eris was riding away in their main boat wide eyed.
"ERIS-CHAN!" Kizaru yelled his eyes widening when he finally noticed that it was his main ship she had taken on her journey instead of one of the small dinghy's that he had meant for her to take. His answer was her laughter on the wind while Hinas composure finally broke and she howled in laughter as well.
"Thanks for the boat Funny-Jiji! Try not to give me too big of a bounty right off the bat will ya? Kaa-chan will murder you if you do!" Eris shouted back after she was almost out of sight and her laughter had subsided, although her remarks caused Hina to laugh even harder and several of the Marine men to blush at the sound of Hinas laughter.
