15 Ways to Annoy Peppita
1. Ask her how old she is, then when she tells you, smile patronizingly and say "Of course you are, dear."
2. Tell her that she couldn't act her way out of a cardboard box.
3. Mistake her hair for cotton candy.
4. Approach her with an air of excitement, and when she asks if you want her autograph, act shy and finally whisper you'd like her to get you Gonella's autograph for you.
5. Repeat the adage "Children are best seen and not heard, or not heard at all" within earshot.
6. Mess up her props, and rile up any animals to be used in her next act.
7. Say that she looks like she has a potato for a head.
8. Call her 'demon child'.
9. Speak to her really, really, slowly, and over enunciate every syllable, and do not forget to use simple words.
10. Scoff and roll your eyes every time she talks.
11. Compare her to the bubonic plague.
12. Tie the ends of her cape together.
13. Repeat everything she says, in an exaggerated impersonation of her just so she knows how annoying SHE is.
14. Point at her and yell "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!"
15. Never get her name right. Call her things like: Paprika, Peppermint, Poppy, Pip, Pepsi, Pita-pocket, Peacock, Petunia, Poopsie, etc
