Author's Note's: I've realized that nobody really wanted to be in my story, so I'll try for about three more chapters with the questions, oh yeah, I also forgot to say special thanks to Julianmon, sorry!

Chpt.9: Peach

-Commercial-

"This program was also brought to you by random crap I couldn't remember…I will probably remember when I get paid for my job, or after I eat my Cocoa Puffs,"

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"Welcome back to Wanna Bet: Super Smash Bros. Version, & as for right now, I will NOT be telling you the current scores in the beginning of the show, because I get too lazy, so today we have the marvelous snob who never even tries to kick Bowser in the groin whenever she is getting kidnapped because she's too busy getting her nails done to astonish Mario when she gets saved, here's Peach!" NessLucas5727 said as the princess in pink came out & the crowd went wild.

"Hello, hello everyone!" she said as various people took pictures at her & at the same time they were getting arrested since this was a photography free area, "I'm so happy to be here, because I am going to earn some money today!"

"Well that depends what you're going to do, like fight a dragon or eating some worms," NessLucas5727 continued, "Or Going out with Wario while wearing a poncho, or whatever! Just get a piece of paper out of the box,"

"Okay…is it money that is inside the box, or a winning lottery ticket?" Peach asked.

"Boy, I thought you were smart; I guess I was mistaken that you were that one chick Pauline," NessLucas5727 said.

Peach, who looked furious, grabbed him by the shirt, picked him up by the shirt, & said furiously, "Never talk about that slut Pauline; she is an ungrateful whore that likes to have sex with fire hydrants, and hot dogs, savvy!?" she said as NessLucas5727 nodded in fear, "Good, I feel all better now, want a cookie?" NessLucas5727 said yes & received a sugary sweet.

"Now will you get out a paper & read it?" NessLucas5727 asked with a cookie stuffed in his mouth.

"Okay," she said as she got the paper & read, "Beat up your true love…Mario?"

"Man I love this one; when the world sees you destroy Mario," NessLucas5727 said as a big boxing arena appeared out of the ceiling.

"Look! It's a my little pony!" Peach said as she pointed at a bloody horse lying on the arena dead, she went up to it & hugged it until its head popped off, "There there, momma's got you & I'll keep you together in one piece," After this, all its limbs detached from the beast. It took a while for her to notice that the horse was dead & to clean the mess up. After that, Mario was dragged in to the boxing arena.

"What the-a hell is going on-a here?" Poor Mario asked,

"Oh, your just about to get beaten up by your own dumb girlfriend," NessLucas5727 said.

"Who are you calling a pancake?" Peach said & ran up into a wall & knocked herself out unconscious. A random person splashed some water on her face to wake her up. When she did, she was told to go on the arena & beat up Mario, "I can't beat you up Mario; you're my boyfriend!"

"Peach!" Mario said, "I have-a something to confess-a" he said as he swallowed guilt, "Remember that-a time that-a you said that you-a wanted to have-a a baby?"

"Yes," she said.

"Well-a, that wasn't our-a own baby," Mario replied in unison.

"So, whose baby was that?" Peach asked.

"Yoo-hoo," Wario said from a distance & farted, "How's the baby comin'?"

"So you mean that…well, that explained why he always smelled like garlic & grew a mustache at the age of 2 weeks, Mario…I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she hollered as she knocked out a couple of teeth from Mario's mouth & gave him some bruises. She got a match , poured gasoline on him, lit the match, & burned him alive while roasting a marshmallow over him.

After Mario was sent to Ding Dong hospital & Peach got 1,000 dollars, the celebrities were either going to lose money, or gain some.

"So," NessLucas5727 said with a marshmallow cramped in his mouth, "What did you guys think?"

"All of us, except Louie, said duh she would for 8,000 dollars, Louie lost 5,000 dollars," Bowser Jr. said as he blew a spit ball at Louie.

"So that means that Resetti is in 1st with 25,000 dollars, tied for 2nd is Bowser Jr. & Pokey with 21,000 dollars, & Louie is stuck in the dog house with 15,000 dollars, we will resume later after these commercials."NessLucas5727 said as commercials ran.

Next Chapter: Luigi

Later: Wario

After That: Zelda

Special Thanks: Bustman

Author's Notes: Same questions, notice that I will reply to your review for the co-host thing after the Zelda chapter & please only answer one question & I'll give you a hint for the Tommy question, check my profile carefully.