Rin's POV
I began to skip down the carpet–lined stairs, as I chomped on my delicious pocky stick while clutching the box of this sweet, sugary stuff in my left hand.
As I skipped down, I began to think about how I was going to trick my sweet, little Lenny–kins into kissing me with this stuff without him knowing anything. Well, the boy's pretty gullible, naïve, and not to mention, unbelievably pure and innocent, so he's most likely not going to notice a thing.
But, he's so picky with food…What if he doesn't want it?
"NO, RIN!" I told myself.
IF YOU WANT HIM TO GET A CRAVING FOR THIS DELICIOUS CANDY, THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM INTERESTED IN IT! BESIDES, YOU'RE A SMARTY–ARTY, AND I'M SURE THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THE WORLD'S MOST CUTEST AND ADORABLE PRINCE TO KISS YA!
Well, actually, I'm the one that's going to make him kiss me, so I guess I'm the one that's going to kiss him even if he kisses first...? Ugh, my brain hurts from that.
Pushing my confused thoughts away, I began to remember that I should empty the box, so I'll be able to have one left to share with my clueless, little prince.
As quickly as I did, I shoved four more of the chocolate–coated pockies in my wide mouth, chomped them down as quickly as I could, and then, I looked back into the yellow box of the sweet–kiss–traps. Only seven to go, but that also meant that I only have seven tries to get him interested in one, so I better be careful.
I jumped off the 4th step, and landed gracefully on my feet; I quickly gulped down the chocolaty goodness of the four pockies
I shoved in my mouth, and carefully made my way back to the couch, and plopped my butt on it.
Len finally found a channel he liked after his hours of flipping through almost every single channel we have. It was some reality show about some man named Leon with his wife, Lily and his ten kids. It's supposed to be comedy, I guess.
"I see you've finally found a channel," I said with a smirk.
Len turned his face to my direction, and glared at me with those cute little baby blue eyes. AWWWW!
"And I see you've finally got your damn snack. Careful though, they'll sink to your waist which is already fat enough!" he insulted.
I felt a boulder hit the top of my head, as a red mark formed on my temple.
"Watch it," I warned. "Say something like that again, and I will hog, tie you and lock you in the closet."
"Pfft!" Len scoffed.
I rolled my eyes, and slowly took out another pocky from the box, and stuck the end in my mouth.
Now to put my kiss plane into action!
Len's POV
While I had my face in front of Rin's ridiculously small television (Rin: HEY, MY TV IS NOT SMALL!), I began to think I was probably a bit mean to Rin with… you know… calling her fat.
I mean, she's been nothing but nice to me this whole time, even though she slapped me, kidnapped me, punched me in the face, saw me undress, and carried me like I was a princess.
….
The guilt is gone now, back to show.
"Man! Why is pocky so delicious?" I heard Rin squealing. Awww, isn't her squealing the cutest?
I still kept my attention towards the TV, but I listened carefully to Rin's squealing mostly because it was sooooo adorable. I heard chomping noises, knowing she was eating her damn pocky.
I rolled my eyes. Pocky isn't THAT delicious! No need to swoon over it.
I turned my ear back, listening to the show.
Little Girl: Mommy, Mommy! I ripped my dress!
Lily: Honey, please go asked your father; May–chan, I'm trying to get Ringo–chan's head out of the fence. *pulls*
Ringo: THAT HURTS, MOM!
May: But Daddy's sick in bed!
Lily: *Stops pulling* What? No, he is not!
Ringo: Hey, what happened to the pullin'? *thrashes legs up and down*
"Oooooh, it even smells good, too!" Rin's voice boomed in the air cheerfully, eating another pocky stick AGAIN! I felt a red mark pop on the side of my head.
Ignore her, Len.
Ignore her.
Ignore her...
Ignore her, and watch the damn show!
May: Yeah! He said he broke his leg, his fingers, has a cold, chicken pox and, and, and–
Lily: *thinks to self* (Hold on, he had chicken pox three weeks ago!) *shouts* I KNEW THAT MISERABLE, OLD–
Munch! Munch! CHOMP! CHOMP!
I clenched my fists at Rin's loud chomping; she must've ate like three of them!
I glared at her, and found that I was right (as always); she had three of them sticking out of her mouth, chomping on them cheerfully and breathing in the delicious, mouth–watering, sweet, sugary, chocolaty–
'GAH, STOP IT, LEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN THIS WEEKEND!' I told myself, and quickly turned my attention back on the TV.
Ringo: Mom! May's still here! Stop shooting your mouth off, and get me out of here!
Lily: *slaps Ringo's butt*
Ringo: OW!
Lily: Don't sass me, boy!
Ringo: Whatever!
Lily: *smacks butt again but harder!*
Ringo: OW, MY BUTT! MY ACHING BUT!
Lily: *smacks butts again, even harder!*
Ringo: OUCH! What I do that time?
Lily: *glares* You're making my ears bleed, plus I like smacking your butt! *slaps butt again!*
Ringo: GYAAA! ENOUGH ALREADY!
"Pocky, Pocky, Pocky! Your luster is so amazing! Pocky, Pocky, Pocky! Your sugar is so tasty! Pocky, Pocky, Pocky! Now, into my mouth you go!"
I felt at least ten veins pop into my skin.
"CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, RIN! I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOW!" I shouted at her with every bit of my temper. I my face felt so hot from anger; I swear that steam was even coming out of my ears!
"Wooks wike someone's cranky," she giggled, mocking me with a baby tone.
I'll have to admit she does sound adorable like that… I could just wrap my little arms around her, and give her a big hug, but I was way to pissed off to care right now. All I want to do was just watch my freakin' show, not hear her choppin' on her damn sweets!
"Of course I am!" I shouted at her. "You keep choppin' away on that stupid box of pocky while I'm tryin' to watch my show!"
She rolled her eyes at me as she ate another stick of pocky into her mouth.
"Technically, I'm eatin' the pocky sticks, not the pocky box. Yellow cardboard is not a good source of fiber, you know," she said dryly with sly grin.
I growled at her; I hate it so much when she teases me!
"That's not what I meant, and you know!" I screamed at her.
She covered her ears and glared at me.
"No need to get all screaming," she mumbled. I crossed my arms, and looked away, puffing out my cheeks. I think I heard Rin giggled. Oh, her giggle is so cuuuuute….
Out of nowhere, my stomach started grumbling. I sighed. Maybe I could have some pocky–I mean, I didn't eat much breakfast.
I turned my head to Rin's direction and growled a bit, knowing that I would have to ask her politely for some snacks that were annoying the heck out of me! But, I have this monster craving for something sweet now, and I have to get it out of my system; besides, it's not like Rin's concocting an evil plan or something that's in store for me, right? …Nah.
"Hey, Rin," I slowly said, blushing a bit. Rin raised her eyebrow and stopped chomping on the end of her pocky.
"Hmm?" she muffled.
"I…" I began. "Can I have some pocky?"
Rin seemed to give me a fox–like grin, and nodded her head.
"MM–HHHM!" she said a bit happily. I raised my eyebrow, a bit confused on why she sounded so happy and cheerfully.
Rin began to search the pocky box for some, and as she did, I looked at the ceiling waiting for her to say "Here you go, you stupid Prince!"
That's so what she would say, since she's such a bitter woman, but those are one of the traits I like about her!
"Hey, Len," I heard Rin say. I turned my head back to her direction; I could see a tiny smile painted on her face, still with that stick of pocky in her mouth. "Sorry, I don't have anymore."
I frowned 'cause I really wanted some of that yummy, sugary, brown sticks.
"But…" she began. I looked up.
"We can always share, you know," she suggested. I blinked a couple times.
That was actually a good idea! I wonder why I hadn't thought of that? I nodded my head at her suggestion.
"That could work." I agreed. I caught her smiling a sly grin. I wonder why she's smiling like that… Oh, well.
I placed my mouth on the other end of the pocky stick, and started to slowly chomp on it. I closed my eyes dreamily as the sugary, chocolate biscuit scattered across my tongue; I could even taste cinnamon… oh, this tasted so delicious.
I was about to pull my mouth away, so Rin could get the rest, when all of a sudden, I felt arms wrapped around my waist, and my tummy hit someone else's. I quickly darted my eyes open, and found myself in the arms of Rin!
My mouth was still on the other end of the pocky, and Rin began chomp faster to my end, my eyes widened, and my cheeks flushed.
'WH–WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!' I shouted in my mind.
I began to struggle a bit, but Rin just held my waist tighter. I was too shocked to even remove my lips from the pocky stick. Rin's lips nearly got to mine! My heart nearly stopped! Wh–What's gonna happen, now?
I began to panic, as Rin's scented lip gloss began to fill my nose; they were now nearly brushing my lips,
I shut my eyes tight. as my face turned from pink to red. My completely stopped, and sweat rolled from my temple, as I fearfully waited for what was about to happen!
"KARATE CHOP!"
Suddenly, I heard a scream and then a Snap! sound as I felt my pocky bit snap into my mouth. I trembled a bit, but forced my eyes open to see what the heck just happened.
What I found was a woman's hand with red nail–polished fingers in front of our faces.
I followed the hand which led to an arm and then, led to a well–endowed chest covered with red clothing, and then to neck and soon to the head of Rin's scary elder sister with a proud grin on her face.
"Made it in time, I see," she breathed, as she lowered her arm away from us.
I stared at her, still trembling and then slowly, ever slowly looked at Rin; her hair hang on her eyes and her pocky piece was still in her mouth. Her sister, whose name I still can't remember, began to laugh like a Queen for what she did.
Rin's arms were still around my waist, but they began to shake. I gulped my pocky piece down, and my trembling got worst as I sensed the dark aura around Rin.
Suddenly, Rin bolted up from the couch, and she glared at her sister who was still laughing her head off.
Steam erupted from her nostrils, and I almost thought lava was going to come out of her head. Rin then jumped off the couch, and onto her sister's torso, slamming her onto the cheap, dirty, light blue carpet.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, MEIKO! YOU INCONSIDERATE BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! YOU FREAKIN' BAKA!"Rin screamed, and began to punch her furiously.
I only stared at her, watching with wide eyes, wondering what heck just happened here.
Boy I am sooooo sorry that you all had to wait for a month for this chapter, sorry I had yet another terrible case of writers block, But at least it's finally here so I hope you all aren't to anger with me.
Thank for the reviews
AlchemistOfSnow (Thanks! I hope you enjoyed the this pocky chapter, Tee hee hee hee)
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Ruuya-ruu-chan (Yeah! The've got moe written all over them even if they can be a bit hentai as well XD. Thanxy to you as well!)
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