I do not own Patty Mayonnaise from the show Doug
Olive
"Olive's got a boyfriend!"
"Shut up Bianca! He's not my boyfriend."
"Then why'd you come home from your date late night blushing and why'd you draw this picture of him? This is actually really good…"
"I don't know why I drew this picture I just… I just did. I don't know what's wrong with me."
"It's okay to like him. I'll admit that I don't know what you see in him but… I guess he's okay. At least he has wheels."
"I don't care about the car."
"So you must really like him."
"I don't know. Don't you have plans with Drew or something?"
"He's on the way over."
"Oh."
"What are you doing today?"
"Going with Eli and Adam to Campus."
"Oh. Hey I forgot to ask how Suave's went yesterday."
"It went okay. She just keeps analyzing me and asking me all these questions. It's creepy like she's trying to get into my head."
"She is trying to get into your head so she can put things where they should be."
"If you say so."
The doorbell rang Bianca answered it. Her prince charming is probably here by now. I guess they are kind of cute together. He seems to calm her down. I put the finishing touches on the picture and I went over to my closet to decide what to put on…. While I was slipping on the skinny jeans I'd picked out there was a knock at my door.
"Who is it?"
"It's me little sister…"
"Thought Drew was here?"
"I need to talk to you again!"
I opened the door and there was Eli. I shut the door in his face. I know it was rude but he can't see my room! He can't be in my room!
"Hold on just a minute! I'm not decent!"
I quickly slipped on the shirt and sweater I was planning on wearing. I also took the time to straighten up a little but in my quick sweep I forgot to put up the picture. I opened the door and he looked at me suspiciously before gliding past me and into my room.
"So this is Olive's room? Drawings for wallpaper…Teddy bear collection on the floor and a bedazzled laptop… You're definitely a girl."
"You know it's rude to just barge into a lady's room….plus you are ear…"
"I know I'm early but… Adam wanted some alone time with Fi before we intruded and I got stuck with dropping Drew off so I decided to visit you. I mean…if you want me to I could always leave."
"No…you might as well stay."
"Hello…who is this handsome gent?"
"Oh crap I knew I forgot something! I… could I have that please?"
"When did you draw this?"
"Does it matter when?"
"It's really good. Hey I know when this was. It was from last night."
"How'd you know?"
"The uh…monkey bars and the background gave it away. How'd you remember the scenery so well?"
"I just did. Nothing big."
"Could I buy this from you?"
"No…you can have it if you want it."
"Thanks."
Without any warning Eli scooped me up in his arms and kissed me. It took my breath away and when the kiss ended it was hard to regain it. It's like my body went into some kind of shock.
"Olive I could kiss you all day."
His lips pressed onto mine again and before I knew it we'd fallen onto my bed. One of his hands was on my hip and the other was in my hair. Every time I made a move he pulled me closer to him. We were so pressed together that I thought we'd meld into one. This was definitely more intense than last night that's for sure. He pulled away for air and he kissed my neck. It sent shivers down my spine and tingles to other areas of my body. This might sound crazy but being this close with Eli scared me for some reason. It sent a big dose of irrational fear coursing through me. I was scared by what I was feeling but too intrigued and sucked in to end the make out session.
"You smell like starburst and you taste like cherries… What is that?"
"My body butter."
"Nice."
When our lips found each other again I found out what he was raving about. My body butter does taste like cherries. It is cherry scented though, and apparently cherry flavored too. Bianca busted in the door and we jumped apart like opposing magnets.
"Well well well… What an interesting little sight. I was just breaking up the party to tell you that we are ordering pizza so if you want a specific type of topping let us know now."
"No… Eli and I have to go meet Adam and Fiona."
"Oh right. Have fun with that."
Bianca left, giving me a wink before she closed the door. I put on my sweater and shoes.
"Ready to go?"
"Sure."
Jared
I went into the kitchen to fix myself some cereal. When I got in the living room I noticed that my father was sitting in his chair drinking a beer. I got my food and I ate it as quick as possible but even my futile attempt to stay out of his sight didn't work. I can tell he's going to try something especially with my mother being gone to work.
"Come here boy!"
"Sir?"
"Sit down."
He was watching porn…some hardcore porn. He's always watching this and jacking off even in front of my mom. I just hate that he does this! He started caressing himself through his pants and I got uncomfortable as always. I hate this. I got up to go back in my room and in a matter of seconds he had me in a headlock.
"You think you're too old to be taught a lesson! Huh?"
"Get off of me!"
"You're just a little girl aren't you… a scared little girl!"
I heard his zipper come down.
"I know what little girls like you need…Huh… want some dick little girl?"
Not again! He will never do this to me again! Ever since I could remember he's been doing this but not anymore! I won't be his incestuous rape victim anymore! I elbowed him in the ribs and I kicked him in his exposed nuts. He bowed over in pain. I went into my room and I grabbed everything that was important. By the time I came out he was partially recovered and he chased after me. I left out the door and I ran down the stairs. I will never come back to this place. Not as long as he's here!
I ran all the way to Clare's. By the time I arrived I was out of breath. I didn't even notice I was crying and sobbing.
"Jared wh…"
"Clare I need to stay here please."
"Sure… What happened to your neck?"
"It was my dad… Not ever again…not again."
She held me and patted my back. It was comforting. Her mom came to the door once I stepped inside.
"Clare who is this?"
"Mom this is Jared. He needs to stay here."
"Clare Diane Edwards what is the meaning of this?"
"Please Mrs. Edwards. I have nowhere else to go. If I go back he'll kill me."
"You can stay here for tonight Jared. Are you hungry?"
"Yes maam."
"I made ham, deviled eggs and mashed potatoes."
Clare took me to a room upstairs. There was cheer stuff everywhere. I take it this is her sister's room. I hope she doesn't get made about me sleeping in her bed for tonight. I put down my duffle bag and Clare sat beside me on the bed. I couldn't stop my crying.
"Your neck is bruising."
"I know… I'll just hide it."
"So your dad is abusive. He hits you?"
"Me and my mom. We came here to get away but she sent for him to come live with us here and I can't understand why. He's such a bastard."
"You know there are places you could go… Ms. Suave could have placed in a group home."
"Then what Clare? I'm homeless. Maybe I should just go back to Bruceton…stay with my aunts."
"At the risk of sounding selfish I want to ask you not to go. Jared I really like you. You are sweet, funny, normal and your shaggy red hair is kinda cute."
"I just… I'll stay Clare I just don't want to be anywhere near my father. He's hurt me enough."
"Well what happened today?"
"It's too horrible to mention.
She grabbed my hand and kissed me on the cheek. I calmed myself down and she gave me some time to get myself together. Where will I go after tonight? What will I do? I'm on my own and I'm scare to death.
Clare
"That poor boy. Clare I want to help him but we are barely holding our family together as it is and plus…you are a teenage girl, he's a teenage boy…I know what it's like being young."
"Mom it wouldn't be like that."
"Clare he's your boyfriend. I can't have you two shacking up under my roof."
"So you are just going to toss him out onto the street? I thought… I thought we were Christians."
"I'm not going to toss him onto the street. I'm going to call Father Jacobs and see if he has room for him at the church."
"Really mom?"
"Yes."
I stood aside quietly as my mother made the call. From the sound of things Father Jacobs had room for a roomie. My mom agreed to drop him off tomorrow.
"Well when Jared comes down for dinner we can tell him. Now…this won't be the fanciest living… A little room with bad lighting but he will have a bed with food, water and some guidance.,"
"Thanks mom!"
I went up the stairs to tell Jared the good news but when I got up there he was sleeping. I looked at his neck and I noticed that the bruising was really starting to set in. I have a feeling Jared's dad didn't only hit him but I think he did other stuff to him too… I just hope he knows he can talk to me… I hope he does talk to someone about the abuse. Holding things like that in only hurts you more.
Eli
So I know what the hell is going on here. I think I want to have sex with Olive. She's cool but every time I'm around her I have to touch her or kiss her. I'm starting to act like a total jerk wad. I find my eyes drifting down to her cleavage and I just cannot stop myself from sniffing her whenever we hug. She's been running through my mind all day and mostly it's thoughts about putting her in a pile driver. I'm a pervert! I just don't know what's come over me. I mean…sure I think about sex but I rarely want to only fuck a girl I like. This has me going crazy!
We were hanging out at a neat little café. Fiona and Olive went to the bathroom so I decided to get some advice from Adam who was floating in a bubble of bliss.
"I have a problem."
"What is it?"
"I wanna bang Olive two ways from Sunday and around the Earth."
"Is that…."
"I'm a pervert Adam."
"Eli you actually sound like…"
"A douche."
"A sex addict. How long have you had these thoughts?"
"Since our date last night I've just wanted to plow that field!"
"Dude you have to get a grip! I know you are going through some sexual frustration after dealing with Clare but whatever you do, don't have sex with Olive unless you are looking for something long term with her."
"Tell that to my d…"
"Shut up here they come. Man Fiona is hot."
"And Adam is whipped. I'm happy for you man."
"Thanks."
Olive sat at the table beside me and the conversation flared up again. My idle hands became the devil's plaything apparently because I placed my hand on Olive's thigh before I even realized I was doing it. She shifted her body and then she offered to refill the drinks. I feel like a wolf and I'm about to prey on her. I helped her take the cups up to the counter and I couldn't help but look at her butt. I'm horrible. I'm terrible! I deserve to be beat!
"Having fun so far?"
"Of course. Adam and Fiona are always fun to hang with."
"What about me?"
"Yeah…you're okay too."
"What are you doing after this?"
"Nothing much just going home to watch Sex in the City."
"No you aren't. You're hanging with me."
This poor girl just wants to watch "Sex" and all I can think about is getting her to have sex.
"You know I don't go for guys bossing me around. This isn't the fifties… It could be considered kidnapping you know?"
"You're right…Olive would you like to like to get a cream pie after this?"
Dammit a Freudian slip!
"Excuse me?"
"A cream pie from the icecream shop! Don't tell me you've never had one…with meringue and mousse."
"Oh…. I almost thought you meant something else."
I did!
"Of course not. What is a cream pie?"
"Never mind…"
After we drank the refill of coffee I dropped Fiona back off at campus and she had a pair of jeans that Olive supposedly had to try on so Adam and I sat out in the car.
"Adam I'm a filthy pig. I asked her if she wanted a cream pie."
"Dude! What the fuck… I hope you meant the actual food?"
"Well I didn't mean it that way...It just slipped out! So after we drop you off we are going to the icecream shop."
"It's like you are turning into a wolf or something."
"Guess you could say do. I just wanna bend her over Morty's hood and give it to her raw until her pus…"
"Hey hey hey hey! Language and vulgarity! You have a bigger problem than I thought. I wonder what this sudden attraction is triggered by."
"This is just like Patty Mayonnaise."
"That's her real name?"
"I know that's a cartoon character's name but… after Julia died, when I decided to move on I asked her out and we hung out a lot. She was cool and funny and sweet with a surprising innocence to her. Then one night she came over to watch some old school zombie movies and the next thing you know…"
"You killed her?"
"No. I did her through every square inch of my house. I growled at her, bit her, pulled out some of her hair, pinned her down, scratched her and did I mention that when I bit her…I drew blood?"
"Eli you are a monster. Didn't Bullfrog and Cece catch you?"
"No… they were gone. It was just me, Patty and her pleads for mercy….her claw marks are still on the floors in the kitchen."
"Wow Eli and you wanna do that to Olive."
"No. I wanna fuck Olive all through my house, the car and the garage. Maybe outside and definitely in my neighbor's hot tub so I can hear the water slapping up against her fat juicy a.."
"LANGUAGE! I'm going to do some research to help you. If push comes to shove… Wait wrong wording… If times get hard… Still wrong wording. If things get crazy just get away from her. Whatever became of Patty after that day?"
"It was the first week of school last year. I moved to Degrassi on the second day of school after the incident, I blocked Patty's number and I started seeing Clare."
"Oh. Well don't be all excited but here comes your next victim."
She sat in between me and Adam in the car and the smell of her fruity body butter filled my nostrils. I found myself growling low and slow.
"Eli did you just growl? Werewolf much? It is a full moon. Should I be scared?"
"Yeah dude…should we be scared?"
"No I was just clearing my throat. Adam we're dropping you off and then Olive and I are off to uh…"
"Get a cream pie. The way you described it makes me really want one…yummy in my tummy."
Adam coughed suspiciously and she tried to help get him catch his breath. Yeah…yummy…in her tummy. Help us all!
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