Mother: I just beat Dirge of Cerberus!
Vincent: So, I'm in it.
Mother: Me too.
Vincent: Oh, yeah. True.
-Hojo enters room laughing maniacally-
Hojy: I am also in DoC. Nwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Mother: -squee- I know.
-runs up to Hojo and hugs him-
Vinny: Can't I get a hug?
Mother: No. You all had to go and use your proto-materia and kill wittle Hojo-y-poo, here. And he's all, "Vincent, your old…" or something like that. And the whole game was an f---ing load.
Playstation 2: I like the game.
Vincent: How did you get in this conversation? You're not a computer.
PS2: Actually, I am a computer entertainment system. So I count.
Hojy: Lucrecia?
Mother: What is it?
-Hojo randomly turns into Weiss. Lucrecia then proceeds to hug him harder yelling "squee"-
Weiss: -still talking in Hojo's voice- Now I am much more powerful and cool looking.
Vincent: No you are not. You look like Cloud just with bigger hair…and no shirt.
Nero: I wuv you big brother.
Weiss: When did you get here?
Nero: I wuv you big brother.
Nero: I wuv you big brother.
Nero: I wuv you big brother.
-Vincent, getting annoyed, pulls out his Cerberus and kills Nero-
Grimoire: Now allow me to randomly jump out in front of nothing, hurt myself, and die…for no reason.
-he does so-
Mother: Nooooooo! I…I'm so sorry.
Vincent: God! How many times must you tell me that? I get it already.
Weiss: Now Vincent. You shall die for no reason.
-Vincent kills Weiss-
Mother: Why did you do that? I love Hojo. Once a scientist always a scientist: to the very end.
Vincent: But Hojo f---ed Reno.
Mother: Oh…I LOVE YOU VINNY!
Vincent: Ice cream?
Mother: Chocolate?
Vincent: Yes.
-Mother and Vincent skip merrily away into the sunset and Dirge of Cerberus was the worst game ever-
