My name is Big Strider and I was currently staring wide-eyed at my uncle Dave who was somehow here at my planet.
"Um…hello uncle Dave? How are you here?" I asked.
He sat down next to me before he said, "I'm the Knight of Time but the answer is that I asked Jade to send me here. Do you even know the name of your planet?"
"No!"
"I believe that it was called the Land of Krypton and Xenon."
"Hey! You hung out with the Trolls a lot! Do you know anything about there romances?"
"Oh god! Karkles used to love watching his shitty troll romcons all the time."
"What can you tell me about the…quadrants?"
"Well…you probably already know the names of the four quadrants."
"Yeah but nothing else."
Dave smiled a nostalgia smile as he said, "Let me see what I remember, after all its been 10 years now. Matesprits are kinda like a married couple. Kismesis are..kind of like…enemies with benefits. Auspistice are kind of like when a friend makes sure that you and your enemy don't kill each other. Only the Auspistice knows who they're helping. Moirails are friends that makes them feel better and help them out so actually it basically is a friend or bro."
"That…that actually helps! Thanks uncle Dave." I quickly put on my ishades and got onto Pesterchum.
Crumbling Trickster starts pestering Krazy Stride
CT: Are you there!?
Krazy Stride blocks Crumbling Trickster
Ok…new plan.
Crumbling Trickster starts pestering Devilish Angel
CT: DA we need to help KS but he's blocked me.
DA: I'm on it! He can't block me.
Devilish Angel stops pestering Krazy Stride
