WE CUMS BAK 4 MOAR.
I miss Blue Eyes.
WE ALL DO. LET'S RALLY THE HOOKERS.
CALLING ALL HOOKERS. THIS IS A MANDATORY MEETING.
I SENSE A #BLUEYES RESUSCITATION COMING ON!
YES PLEASE
DENS DEY ALL ATE TACOS AND WATCHED TIMROTH STRIP
WE BE STARTING UP THE FIRESSSSS AGAIN
Jezykfic suggestion: no, first ATTCAADB LMFAO YES
hold up #green_plastic is showering. she's been hooking all night.
WELL FUCK MY ASS! AND CALL ME CERULEAN.
AWWWW SHIT did I miss everything? we never even began...crash and burn
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN? BCUZ I HAS BLU EYES? missmandi firetipmyballs CONDOMS
And liv was like I wen to the moon and brought back a chocolate piclkee, yo. Sex me.
BLUE EYES BLUE EYES BLUE EYES, YOU WHORES. Before I drop my pants and shake my booty for you.
Is miss Leggo my Preggo still around?
ATTFWSPPBOTH and then they fucked while sonya paxton poured booze on their heads. and the like.
COMMON CRACKWHORES
this is creative writing...
ATTHSITSAEGFOHP And then they had sex in the street and Elliot got frostbite on his penis.
BUT S'ALL GOOD EL'S GOTS A SHAMWOW AND WIPED UP MILKY HOUSEWIFE AND FROZEN COCK
But then Shamwow guy comes and kills a hooker A.K.A Cathie Stabpler
whyyyy are we the only particiPANTS?
Because Buttface Mcgee (green_plastic) is off in LTMland while preggers Peggy (missmandi) is off being pregnant somewhere
Damn whores.
I guess we have to postpone if these nightwalkers are doing johns
GET YO ASS IN THE CANDY VAN SKANK!
HOOKERS WAHOO!
I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY #LTM IF YOU DON'T COME WRITE CRACK WITH US RIGHT NOW
AND I WILL KEEP SAYING CALLIAN CALLIAN CALLIAN
and then CALLIAN kept being said because hookers were MIA
FIN HAD ANTS IN HIS PANTS..SO HE TOOK EM OFF...ERRBODY GOT HIT
WHERE IN THE NAME OF ODAFINE COCKSUCKA TUTS IS green_plastic ?
DEN EL COMMENS ON OLIVE'S LOVELY BUNCH O COCONUTS
POLLY WOLLY DOODLE ALL THE DAY.
Ellito holded up baby Cragen and sing AHHHHH SEBENYAAAAAA SABADEEESHIEBADAAAAAAAAAAA
UH OH! Kraggikins wonder if baby is Elliot's or... GEORGE WONGG? Ruh roh!
WITH HIS GIANT PEEN.
CATHEE PUT HER MONEY WHERE HER MOUTH IS...$$ IN A MILK CARTON OHHHH
DEH BABIE IS HARREESES! #WHITB #WHITB #WHITB ...THE KITCHEN DID IT!
Casey say "Gee whiz, Uncle Munchies! I want to show you my dog Vagiant. Half vampire, half giant
But Cathie fell and broke Livvy's coccyx and that make ELly mad!
ATTFIAPBSACSTDS And then they fucked in a public bathroom and contracted STDs
El say "i rele luv yer peaches, wanna shake your tree." and liv say I'M NOT STUPID, STEVE MILLER
Obama came, stole his pics off Livvyloo's desk...pardoned ALL the Turkeys
Livy crys "We wants Calvin and Hobbes!" I am no Carrie Underwears! I am no temporary home!
CALVIN KLINE UNDERWEARS GOT RIPPED FROM MOMMALIV'S SCISSORHANDS!
Alex DIED CAUSE SHE'S A BETCH AND THEN I MIGHT HAVE CHEERED A BIT
Finnybaby kick neal baer in his assneck, say 'I WANT MY LOVE JUDY BACK"
FUCKYEAH JUDAFIN
HOLD ME! I can't. I has no hands! DOWN WITH WITE PEOPLE, say Faith Loco Kroma!
KROMA DESERVES A CHROME-A HELMET FOR HER HEAD EXPLOOSIONS!
DOESNT LIVS EYES LOOK BLUE SUMTIMES? and then she kill people with her smelling salts
**Post-crack interjection: I just remembered this reference and LOL'D for 15 minutes and died.**
SEX APPENED IN THE KITCHEN AND UNFORTUNATELY MAYBE DE BASEMENT
AND THEN ~CROSSOVER~ BCUZ ADDISON ADRIENNE FORBES MONTGOMERY SHEPHERD HAS 3SOME
SYNDICATED TELEVISION BITCHESSSSS
HE COME! Oh, here go hell come! WORK THAT PONYTAIL
THE BACK O' ERRBODY'S HEAD IS RIDIC-O-LOUSSSSS
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY MENTIONS. TL;DR
ONE TIME, ELLY broked his back so livvy masseged it ATTHS and mouse babies
Warner gots a babie in her belly. "GREAT SCOTT, JUDGE MOREDOCK, YOU GOT ME IMPREGNATED."
AND THEN CAL POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE'S ALL "LOLOLOL WUT 'APPENED IN YOUR (KITCHEN) LUV?" AND THEN JILLIAN GETS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AND ALSO SUPER EMOTIONAL ATTHS AND THEN CAL JUST COME SO, SO BIG. JESUSGOD. I WAS READING FOR CLASS AND I JUST LOGGED INTO TWITTER AND I HAD TO HIT ~SEE MORE~ ON MY MENTIONS PAGE TWICE. AND THEN I GAINED LIKE FOUR OR FIVE FOLLOWERS AND I WAS HELLA CONFUSED BUT IT HURT SO GOOD. SO ANYWAY THEN KRAGEN COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE'S ALL TROLOLOL "LIVVY MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER! YOU GOTTA WORK THAT UPDO." AND LIV IS ALL "AWW HELL NAW, OLD MAN. I'MA WEAR MY HAIR DOWN, BITCH." THEN PAPA KRAGEN GET HELLA FUCKIN ANGRY AND HE PUNISH HER WITH A PADDLE OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE THE CATHOLIC NUNS USED TO DO TO OLIVIA WHEN SHE WAS IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL BACK IN THE DAY. AND SPEAKING OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL THAT'S WHERE SHE AND ELLIE MET EACH OTHER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. THEY WERE PRETTY MUCH SOULMATES AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT THEN ELLIE WAS A DUMBFUCK AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE MATH CLUB AKA CATHIE SEDUCED HIM WITH HER MAD MATH SKILLZ AND THEN ELLIE AND CATHIE HAD TEH SECKSI TIEMS AND SHE WAS PRAGNANT WITH BABBY. SO THEN ELLIE HAD TO DUMP THE LOVE OF HIS SIXTEEN YEAR OLD LIFE AKA ~OLIVIA~ AND HE MARRIED KATHY AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN AND YEARS LATER THEY WERE PAIRED UP AS PARTNERS IN THE GOOD OL' NYPD AND LOOK AT THEM NOW. ATTHS. THE END.
AND THEN GREEN_PLASTIC ACTED LIKE A PIMP AND MADE ME COME BACK AND FIX THIS SHIT AFTER THE FACT AND LULZ.
AND THEN THEY WENT TO THE POLICEMAN'S ANNUAL BALL AGAIN! OHSHIT
AT THE BALL LIV FELT HIS BALLS AND THEY HAD A FUCKING BALL!
Vivivivivivivian choked on Calvin's peen...ut butter and jelly sandwich.
DENS AKON SHOWED UP AND SCREAMED I JUST HAD SEX AND TTHS
CRAGEN SPANKED EM ALL HALF NEEKID LIKE SOME PEEPS THINK IS NORMS
Goergie is an animal! He like trees that are neon, and he throw glittur around preseint
Correction: clitter
Heorge has no CLITter!
Yes he does it's ON HIS ASIAN FACE!
TROLOLOLOL ASIAN GOERGE WITH CLIT FOR NOSE-
AND OMD HE'S GAY CUZ THE SHOW NEEDS ONE TO BE FAIR
INTERRUPTIONS. AN ITALY DUED ASKS LIVIA FRESHLY BONED BANDSON WHAT DID A HAPPEN A IN A DA BASE A MENT YET AGAINNNNNN?
THEN 5 OF US WERE WRITING THE FIC B/C MISSMANDI IS 2 PPL NOW
I WOULD JUST LIKE YOU BITCHES TO KNOW THAT I JUST WROTE MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS CRACKSHIT PIECE OF SHIT STORY AND IT IS SITTING ON MY PROFILE. COPY/PASTE IT OR SOMETHING BC I'VE GOT SHIT TO DO OKAY. TROLOLOL ~CATHOLIC SCHOOL~
MUNCH FUCKED JFK'S GHOST AND KENNY BRISCOE IS ALIVE AGAIN
nobody likes tiddlywinks, but livvy wants to play sexytiems in the crib with Crunch a Munch
Olivie brakes up with Elly and he say "Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore! "
I MISSED YO DELICIOUS FACE. I CANT SEE IT WHEN ITS IN MY PANTS.
IN BASICS, CRAGEN AND LIZZIE NAMED THEIR KIDS OPRAH AND CRACKWHORE
THEN OLIVIA MARTYR BENSON LET A PSYCHO FEEL HER UP FOR A CASE..OH WAIT...THATS NOT CRACK
AND THEN LIV WEEP BECAUSE SHE GOT HIGH, BECAUSE SHE GOT HIGH. OH WAIT THAT NOT CRACK
AND LIVVY THOUGHT VIVVY WAS HER SISTER. OH WAIT DAT NO CRACKAAAA EITHER
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. I JUST COME BIG, AND SO SHOULD YOU."
THEN THEY ALL MADE PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACK SANDWICHES WITH TYRONE BIGGUMS
FUCKING TYRONE.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A REALISTIC COP SHOW...FUCKTHATJOKING
BUT THIS IS: george confes to elly that he wants to play swords, but Elloitt sAY no
THEN PPL GET OFFENDE B/C ID LIKE CERTAIN PAIRINGS AND THEY CALL ME A HOMOPHOBE
BUT AGAIN. ELLY AND HOOOOOAHNGAS HAS SEX IN ELI'S CRIB...NOVAK FILMED IT
THEN EL GOTS A Q'S OF RAPPIN OLIVE? OHNOESSHIT
one time. Liv was a really shitty cop and "LET HER GUARD DOWN" AND GOts hurt!
And Liv says I'M NO HOMOPHOBE I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKE IT! I mean, no I never kissed Alex
LOL JK! She go, "you guys bet $50 to see who I sleep with first? Well, you all win! ORGY"
ORGY GANGBANG IN THE KIDDIE ROOM OF THE SQUAD. EROTIC COLORING BOOKS
SEX AND CANDY PLAYED WHILE CANDY INVADED THE SEX
If my Mother ever saw my timeline...
ATTHS! And Elliot tosses his badge on Craggin's desk and say I QUIT! I'm a pregnant man!
ELLIOT, ALSO A HANGOVER
gotta wrap this up Elliot should have said that in Annihilated. P'WNED.
COMMON OLIVIA
Wrapping up the dicks and plotleens:
well fire tip my balls, I got more prunes. BBL YOU GUISE! Fetus Friend is HONGRAY
THAT WORKS...IN THE WORDS OF OUR BB..."OH BLESS" TONIGHT
THETS WOT U GETS 4 DE NEXT ONE! CLITHANGERS FOR NEXT TIME INCLUDE-OH SHIT. TIM ROTH IS A GUEST APPEARER AND SAMUEL L JACKSON BE HIS BABY? I GUESS SO.
