Author's Note:

And Now for the moment you've all been waiting for… Drum roll please!


Story:

(No one's POV)

"CALL 911 ON ME IF I DON'T PUT A RING ON THIS GIRL!" Esmeralda yelled at the top of her lungs in a sing song voice.

"How long has she been like this?" Alice asked with silent laughter..

"Ever since she got here. She was fine all during the day and then she came back from the nurses office during last period and was suddenly like this..." Haruhi blinked at Esmeralda who was now spinning around in a circle trying to make herself dizzy.

"Why did she go to the nurse's office?" Alice turned away from Esmeralda and put her focus on Haruhi.

"She said she had a head ache." A laughing Hikaru interjected. Esmeralda was now doing cartwheels around the room with Tamaki chasing her like a madman. Alice burst into laughter at his words but not at the act Esmeralda was putting on. All of the gathered hosts turned to face Alice with confusion, even a brooding Kyoya. The same Kyoya whom fell instantaneously into a foul mood when Esmeralda had arrived by bursting through the doors and shouting at the top of her lungs 'The fun has arrived'.

"What's so funny Alice-Chan?" Hunny cocked his head at her.

"Esmeralda gets like this when she takes medication. She is very sensitive to this sort of thing, I just thought that with her being in Japan the smaller dosages wouldn't affect her. I guess I was wrong." Alice shook her head in amusement.

"So basically-" Hikaru started.

"She's drugged." Kaoru finished rather bluntly. The twins looked between each other, a mischievous grin on their faces. "This will be fun."

"Don't you do anything to Esmeralda while she is like this." Haruhi warned.

"Yes." Tamaki agreed, suddenly by Haruhi's side, "You devil twins better not harm Esmeralda-Chan in any way!" The flamboyant teen scolded. Before anything more could be said Esmeralda crashed through the group. She leaned casually against a disgruntled Kyoya.

"Hey Kyoya senpai?" She cocked her head.

"Esmeralda, I must ask that you stop leaning on me." Kyoya eyed her for a moment before looking back down at his notebook.

"What happened to all of the guest?" Esmeralda made a face while ignoring his earlier statement. She leaned even further onto Kyoya's shoulder. If it were not for her drugged state Kyoya would likely have stepped away and let her fall but since she would most likely break something he didn't want to risk it.

"We sent them away." Kyoya replied.

"Why?" She cocked her head.

"Because you are unfit to host this evening." He slammed his book closed and eyed her with distaste. "Is there anything else I might help you with Ms. Smith." His sharp words made the drugged Esmeralda scrunch up her face in dislike and childish anger.

"One more thing." She held up a finger. Kyoya raised an eyebrow in reply. Esmeralda took in a deep breath before tilting her head away from Kyoya and towards the others. Then she snapped it back and belted out in a sing song voice;

"HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NO WAY! NO WAY! I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE! HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE MEEE-" And at that she bounded away while dragging the twins and Hunny with her to an open area, where she made them dance and sing in both English and Japanese.

"Alice I must ask that you get Esmeralda under control." Kyoya took in a struggling breath before leaving the club room. Alice looked at Haruhi in a panic.

"You don't know how to get her under control do you?" Haruhi sighed.

"I typically let her tire herself out, she usually crashes after a little while." Alice ran a hand through her hair. "Wait, where is Tamaki?"

"Esmeralda told him to stop acting like a spoil sport and he went to his depression corner." Hikaru and Kaoru joined them, finally getting away from the madness that is Esmeralda Smith drugged.

"What are we going to do about little miss happy pill over there?" Hikaru gestured to Esmeralda with his thumb whilst leaning on his brother's shoulder.

"We need to get her to get really tired so that way she can hurry up and pass out." Alice sighed once more. Sometimes Esmeralda's antics were amusing other times it was just annoying. She turns into a child with boundless energy.

"That's it!" Tamaki snapped his fingers snapping the twins to attention. "Commence operation: Tire Esmeralda-Chan Out Until She Sleeps!" Alice flinched at Tamaki's sudden appearance and boisterous yelling.

"Yes Sir!" The twins saluted Tamaki before running over to Esmeralda.

*Two Hours Later*

Hikaru and Kaoru collapsed onto the floor panting. Esmeralda had worked them to the bone with her endless energy. Alice groaned in exasperation.

"We are getting nowhere." She stated with a defeated expression.

"Nah you think?" Hikaru asked, sarcasm practically dripping off of his words.

"You don't say?" Kaoru gave Alice an incredulous look.

"I never would have guessed." Huffed a monotone Haruhi as she too callapsed. She was wheezing like she had just run a marathon. In fact, all of them were, except Hunny, Mori, and Tamaki (who seemed to be almost as energetic as Esmeralda).

"We need a new plan." Haruhi stated.

"But what? It's like she took an energy drink or something!" The twins exclaimed in unison.

"Esume-chan is funny isn't she Takashi!" Hunny giggled while playing with Usa-Chan.

"Aye." Mori nodded in agreement.

"And she's really good at dancing and singing huh?" He smiled to himself.

"THAT'S IT!" Esmeralda exclaimed with a start.

"What's it?" The twins asked.

"I know how to get Esmeralda so tired she has to take a nap!" She exclaimed. "But I need your help..."


Esmeralda was running around the room with Tamaki in a game of tag. The group had enlisted him in distracting Esmeralda while they got everything set up. Suddenly the sound of music roared throughout the room causing Esmeralda to pause in her footsteps. She turned to see Alice and the twins in the open space. They took there places and as soon as the music started to play the lyrics they started dancing. Esmeralda soon found herself drawing closer until there was a switch in the music and Alice and her background dancers(Hikaru and Kaoru) froze. Alice cocked her head at Esmeralda.

"Why so serious?" She asked before leading them further into their routine.

"Get your crayon. Get your crayon. Get your cray- Get your crayon.

Get your crayon. Get your crayon. Get your cray- Get your-" Hikaru stepped forward and did his own dance solo. Esmeralda found herself getting very excited.

"Why so serious?" Alice moved him out of the way briefly only to step back once again but for Kaoru.

"Come on girls. Come on boys. Come on! come on! Get your crayon! Crayon! Come on girls. Come on
boys. Come on! come on! Get your crayon! Crayon! " Kaoru too made his dancing skills known and Esmeralda, finally losing patience with them and wanting to join in, shoved Alice out of her spot and started singing n Korean only to stop suddenly and turn to look at the panting and shocked twins.

"Hold on! Alice stop the music!" She shouted. Alice hit the pause button, fear clutching her gut. Did she figure out what they were doing?

"What's wrong Esmeralda?" Alice asked cautiously. Nobody dare move. The tension in the air felt heavy as they waited her response.

"If we do this we have to do this right! Commence operation: Break dance!" Esmeralda took a pose while everyone watched, unsure of how to react. "Hikaru and Kaoru you are with me. Everyone else, set up chairs for our performance, we have a show to do!" she grabbed both twins by the wrist and ragged them into the dressing room.

Once she closed the door behind them she turned to the two twins. She circled them like a vulture to pray and they watched in fear.

Suddenly, Esmeralda stepped forward and ripped Hikaru's jacket off. He recoiled in shock as she tossed it over his shoulder. A determined look entered her eyes as she stepped forward, closing the distance between them, and reached for his tie. In one swift movement of her hand she loosened the knot.

"What are you doing Esmeralda?" He took another step back only to be stopped by the back of his tie, which was still in her hand.

"If we are going to do this we have to look the part." She said simply. Esmeralda pulled the tie up onto his forehead. Hikaru had to jerk his head back so his nose wouldn't catch on the fabric.

"She h-has a point." Kaoru covered his mouth with his hand trying to choke back laughter. Hikaru glared daggers at his twin. Esmeralda paid no attention to the two as she yanked the previously tuck in shirt out. Her arms wrapped around him in a hugging manner as she tucked her head under his arm like a child giving a hug. Hikaru went ridged; his eyes widening in shock but before he could truly react she was off of him. Kaoru was frozen to the spot as well. He didn't know how to react but his eyes were glued on Hikaru, just waiting for his outburst.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" He exclaimed, crossing his arms over his chest in a defensive position. Esmeralda cocked her head at him in confusion.

"What do you mean? You don't want to look stupid do you?" She asked innocently but soon joined his defensive position.

"We already look stupid thanks to you!" He huffed. At his words Esmeralda narrowed her eyes and pursed her lips, taking on the appearance of an angry child.

"Let me ask you something Hikaru Hitachiin!" She sneered, bobbing her head in a sassy way. "Have you ever had a dance party with friends or even seen an American Pop music performance?" Hikaru opened his mouth to reply but no words came out. Esmeralda raised an eyebrow at him, "Exactly. So if you don't want to look stupid whilst preforming with only half of your shirt tucked in- the back half, might I add- then you will listen to me and do as I say." At that moment Hikaru felt a breeze reach his back. He turned to see Kaoru gently lifting the now free fabric.

So that was what she was doing… Kaoru thought. He gave his brother a knowing expression. Realization dawned on Hikaru and he whipped around to face a still pissed Esmeralda.

"Continue." Was all Hikaru said. He had a guilty expression on his face but he was too prideful to truly apologize. Esmeralda smiled and soon set to work again, but this time she unbuttoned the first few buttons of his shirt. Once she finished she gave him a once over and went to work on his brother. A light bush dusted his cheeks as she yanked his tie off so quickly it burned his neck from where it had once been. She merely unbuttoned his jacket and and first three shirt buttons. The she reached up and messed with his hair. A chuckle escaped the other twin once she was finished. His hair stuck up as odd angles and he refused to look her in the eyes. Instead he stuck his tongue out at Hikaru.

Esmeralda smiled smugly at them before disappearing into the dressing room. When she emerged she no longer wore her Ouran uniform jacket. Because of this her bust was more prominent than before The hair that was either down of braided was now pulled up into a high ponytail, showing off her jawline and giving her a fiercer look. Half of her shirt was pulled out in a way that made it seem sloppy yet stylish and her pants hung a bit lower on her hips, not quite sagging level but still low. (Placed exactly on her hip bone creating a baggier feel for her pants.)

"Ok, ready?" He smiled at them. They stared at her stunned. She never looked so exotic looking… or maybe they'd never noticed before today.

When Esmeralda and the twins came out everyone froze. It was so odd seeing them dressed that way. In the short time the Hosts have known Esmeralda she seemed slightly withdrawn but passionate. They had only ever seen her in her uniform and that dress she wore for the Ouran ball. If anything she looked more elegant than anything else. At this very moment though she looked tough and she also looked like she could beat the shit out of you if you crossed her. Esmeralda walked over to the group gaping at her, all except Alice who merely had a smile on her face.

"Okay let's get this party started!" She exclaimed, ignoring the fuming Tamaki. Alice nodded and pressed play, allowing the music to flow in from speakers hidden from view. The opening of the song cued Esmeralda and the twins but before they could truly let loose Tamaki cut it.

"I do not want a princess of your stature to dance with those shady twins!" Tamaki exclaimed. Alice turned off the music and waited patiently for his antics to end.

"Who are you calling shady?!" The twin exclaimed. Esmeralda put her arms out to stop them from harassing Tamaki. They backed off, a new found respect between her and the twins established, and she turned back to Tamaki with such a fierce look in her eye he blanched in fear.

"Tamaki, stop being such a buzz kill and go sit in your 'emo' corner!" Tears escaped Tamaki as he fell to his knees begging for forgiveness.

"I'm Sooooo Sooooorrrryyyyy Esmeralda!" He wailed into her torso.

"You are forgiven. Now go sit down and don't get up till we are done." Tamaki nodded, stars in his eyes at being forgiven and took a seat next to an exhausted Haruhi. Alice started the music over and Esmeralda and the twins met no more interruptions.

The music stopped signaling the end of the playlist. The twins dropped onto the ground huffing and puffing. Sweat dripped down their foreheads. They did NOT expect to be this entertained by the foreigner nor did they expect to be this tired by said foreigner. Esmeralda collapsed in the middle of the two brothers. She heaved in and out not even bothering to move to a couch when she laid down. She closed her eyes briefly before opening them again.

"You two.." She huffed, "are not that bad." She smiled and reached behind her to pat their chests. She then rolled over onto her side and let exhaustion take her.

I'm going to regret this tomorrow aren't I?


Author's Note:

Yes I know the G-Dragon is K-pop but who cares? I like a little variety of music and I feel like with how crazy the Hosts are they would too. Not to mention the fact that if I had a drugged Esmeralda around I would probably do the same thing. Hehehe…

Speaking of which here is a fun fact:

I modeled Esmeralda's sensitivity to medicine after my own. Yeah I know right, it's a real thing… Shocker! I don't get quite as crazy as she does and I honestly don't know how I would react to a lower dosage then that of American medication but I do have my fare share of insanity. And the sad thing is, I remember EVERYTHING! It's not like laughing gas where you forget the craziness you commit. I remember every embarrassing detail of my drugged self and I apologize before and after taking said medication.

R&R please! Did I go out of character on this one? Give me critiques!