Prompt: I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause
Pairing: AXSakura
There were two fears A had when he and his wife had decided to try for children; one, the birds and the bees talk which he would have to do since there was no way they would ever have a girl (his heart wouldn't have been able to take it) and two, that his sons would have their mother's pink hair.
So far the first one hadn't been nearly as bad as he would have thought and the second one hadn't happened with either of their two boys. In all honesty A had been certain he was in the clear, never in his mind would this situation have ever even been feasible. "Get away from my mommy you no good fairy tale home wrecker!" His youngest son Aki, age five, flew at him a kunai flashing in his hand. A dodged, going through a wall. (Elsewhere Mabui woke from her sleep) Looking through the hole he had just made A stared past his youngest son to his wife and their oldest son Akira who was doing his best to not laugh. Whether it was because he was wearing the Santa Suit Sakura had bribed him into wearing or because he had alerted his younger brother to the fact that Santa had come and was kissing mommy under the mistletoe he had no idea, but he would find out.
Locking eyes with Sakura it was made clear that it would have to be after he somehow escaped Aki. Shinobi children were alerted to the real world very early on and Aki started the academy this year and it would most likely be his last year believing in the fat man in the red suit, and from the look in Sakura's eyes she was determined to give their son this one last year. So for the first time ever in his life A fled from his house as Akira captured Aki from behind at his mother's insistence.
Akira was twelve years old, the spitting image of his father, first in his class, tough as nails and a complete mama's boy. So was Aki for that matter, but still. Disappearing from sight A went back to his and Sakura's room and quickly changed into the Christmas pajama's Sakura had insisted they all wear. Hurrying from the room he burst the door open breaking it off its hinges, and as was expected from him yelled "What's going on?" as he stormed down the stairs.
Aki who was now being held close to his mother piped up "Santa Clause kissed mama, but don't worry it was just because they were under the mistletoe. She still loves you daddy."
"Yeah she still loves you pops." Akira echoed, his laughter just barely being held back. A glared at him, as soon as Christmas was done he was in for the training of his life.
"Do you think Santa knows that I was just trying to protect you mama?"
Sakura smiled down at Aki, "Of course he does, he knows that you were just trying to protect mama and your soon to be baby sister."
All three boys froze as Sakura smiled, which was when another first for A happened; he fainted as a whole new set of fears came into existence.
AN: This was so much fun to write, you have no idea! Anyways merry Christmas to all and speak up loud and clear and tell me who y'all would like to see tomorrow! And as always thank you for reviewing!
