Total Drama World Detour Episode 9
Chris begins the intro like always:
"Last time on Total Drama: The contestants participated in some fundamental challenges in Rio. The were fun for me, and made them go mental. Izzy and Chef battled for the fifth time, this time balancing on a tightrope over a hot pool of lava. Leshawna showed some sharks who's boss, and Dave continued to be a big jerk. Geoff convinced his team to take two parts at the end of a challenge when they were only supposed to take one. This mistake cost his team the challenge, but, thanks to some advice from Zoey, Geoff, Anne Maria and Dave went head to head in a tiebreaker. Anne Maria tripped Dave up and sent him flying, right after Dave finally forgave Sky, who voted for him, sending him to the tiebreaker in the first place. We only have fifteen contestants left. Who's gonna be the next to go? Find out right now, on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Intro Plays
First class:
"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!" Izzy yelled.
"Izzy, why are you yelling in he middle of the night?" Dawn asked.
"Come look!" Izzy replied. "I just saw the coolest thing ever!"
"What is it?" Scott asked as he approached the window.
"Look at that cloud," said Izzy. "It looks like a duck!"
"That's what you were yelling about?" Bridgette asked.
"Yeah," said Izzy. "I mean, look at how cool that is! It's the duck-cloud!"
Confessional Scott: "This is the third straight night that she's woken us up! I'm sure we would've voted her off already except that she's done pretty well in the challenges. Still, she's quite the pain in the backside!"
End Confessional
"Do you ever sleep?" Dawn asked Izzy.
"Sometimes," Izzy replied. "Once, I was in a plane on my way to my uncle's wedding, and I fell out and landed in the middle of a tropical jungle. I had to get to the wedding in time so I ran my fastest for four days and four nights until I got there. Then, I slept for twenty hours straight. The bride thought my real mom was a koala bear! Silly bride! I don't even like eucalyptus!"
Izzy waited for shocked reaction, but the other team members were fast asleep.
"No gasp? No reaction? What is this!"
Izzy paced back and forth as she wondered why no one reacted to her story like they usually did.
Middle Class:
Harold opened his eyes.
"What is all that stomping?" he asked aloud.
"Some fool must be walking around up there," Jasmine suggested.
"Who would be walking around at three in the morning?" Leshawna asked, remembering the days on TDI when Chris would wake her up early every morning, causing her to hit her head on the bunk above her.
"Well, let's think about this one," said Harold. It's Team Pahkitew above us. Bridgette, Scott, Dawn, and Ella are probably sleeping, which means it must be Izzy!"
"Surprise, surprise," said Leshawna. "Crazy girl's causing everyone's frustration. I'm gonna go up there and give her a piece of my mind!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said a voice. Everyone turned to see a screen had descended with Chris's face on it.
"Why are you up at this hour?" Shawn asked.
"You think I'd be up at three in the morning?" Chris asked with a laugh. "This is just a recording."
"Then how are you answering our questions?" asked Harold.
"Shush!" said Chris. "I'm just here to tell you that if any contestants steps into a higher class than their team's then he or she will suffer the consequences."
"So we can't go up there and tell her to shut up?" Leshawna asked.
"That's right!" Chris answered, enjoying the plight of Team Heather. "Good luck guys!" The screen went back up.
"She better know what's good for her! Because if she keeps on stomping I'm gonna kick that pain in the behind in the behind!"
Harold snickered.
"What?" Leshawna asked him.
"Nothing," said Harold innocently.
"Well Leshawna you'll just have to deal with it," said Jasmine. "We'll need all the rest we can get for tomorrow's challenge. I have a feeling it's gonna be a tough one."
"They're all tough," said Brick.
Loser Class:
"Aw come guys!" Geoff complained. "Can I please just have one?"
"No way Geoff!" said Anne Maria. "Your stupid idea landed us in this dump, you're gonna pay the price.
Anne Maria and the other members of Team Olympic were enjoying a plate of cookies that Chris had the grace to give them. 'Sometimes you have to give the dog a bone,' he had said. The team specifically denied Geoff cookies though, because of his stupidity.
"I love chocolate chip!" said Mike.
"Me too!" Sky agreed.
"You're really awesome Sky!" Mike said.
"Um…thanks?"
Zoey stared blankly at her oatmeal-raisin cookie.
Confessional Zoey: "That was weird.
Confessional Sky: "I have no interest in Mike. He already has a girlfriend who likes him very much!"
End Confessionals.
Zoey walked over to Mike and put her arm around him.
"Chocolate chip is delicious," she told him.
"Isn't that oatmeal raisin in your hand?" Geoff asked.
"I was just giving it a try," lied Zoey. "Doesn't taste very good."
"Can I have it?"
"No."
"Attention contestants!" Chris announced from a loudspeaker (surprise, surprise). "It's challenge time! Please report to the front of the plane immediately!"
In front of the plane:
"Welcome to your next destination!" said Chris.
"And where exactly are we?" Dawn asked.
"We are currently in New Zealand!" Chris replied. "Todays challenge is simple. You guys have to take those rafts and some oars and row your way from one island of New Zealand, fifty three miles to the other."
"Fifty three miles!" Bridgette exclaimed in shock. "We're gonna die!"
"No you won't," said Chris. "We gave you some fishing poles and some bait."
"What if we run into a storm!"
"You won't run into a storm, I guarantee," said Chris.
"Phew," Ella sighed.
"You'll have to deal with much worse!" said Chris. "You'll have to deal with the terror, the menace—"
"I am not a menace!" someone yelled from inside the plane. That someone turned out to be Courtney, who came outside.
"And I'm not a terror either," she finished.
"Welcome Courtney," said Chris in a dull, unwelcoming tone. "Courtney will be in a motorboat with a GPS, trying to hinder your every move in any possible way."
"Like a terror?" Bridgette suggested.
"Or a menace," said Harold.
"Shut up!" Courtney yelled. "If I'm the menace, then why did I get selected for the first All Stars and you didn't?"
"Because the producers like people who are insecure," Chris answered.
"I am perfection!" Courtney yelled.
"Yeah yeah just get in your boat already," said Chef from the plane.
Courtney hopped in her motorboat and sped away.
"First team to reach the other island at the right spot wins the challenge," said Chris. "On your marks, get set, get ready…."
"Come on man!" Leshawna yelled.
"Fine…go!"
The teams raced to their rafts. Of the three rafts there was one with pillows in it, one normal raft, and one with a gaping hole in it.
"I got the pillow raft!" Jasmine yelled.
"Don't even go there!" Anne Maria countered. She pushed Jasmine off of the raft and sat on it. The rest of Team Olympic piled onto the raft.
"Yes!" Geoff yelled.
"Izzy to the rescue!" Izzy yelled as she pounced on the normal raft.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Leshawna yelled. "What are we supposed to do about this hole!"
"You're the one that won the hot tub challenge season one you figure it out!" said Shawn.
"Oh yeah?" said Leshawna. "You want some of this?"
"Lay off my boyfriend!" Jasmine yelled.
"Says the one who got pushed off the raft by Anne Maria," said Harold.
"She pushes hard when it comes to her pampering!" said Jasmine.
"Will everyone shut up!" Brick yelled.
Everyone stopped yelling and looked towards him.
"This arguing will get us nowhere," said Brick. "Now someone go and get some wood. I'm taking emergency command of the situation and we will not fail. Are we clear?"
"Sir yes sir!" everyone else responded. Harold ran to get some wood.
"We don't have nails and a hammer," said Jasmine.
Shawn pulled out a hammer and some nails.
"Why on earth—oh wait, let me guess, zombies?" Jasmine asked.
"Yeah," said Shawn. "It's for an emergency shelter."
"Well we need to borrow your emergency shelter Private Shawn," said Brick. "And by that I mean hand it over!"
"But I need this!" said Shawn. "What if the zombies come and I have to go on the run?"
"In the middle of the ocean?" said Jasmine.
"You never know!"
"Private Leshawna, take the tools from Private Shawn," Brick ordered.
"My pleasure," Leshawna replied. "Get over here zombie-boy!"
TEAM PAHKITEW
"Stroke, stroke, stroke," Izzy repeated as her teammates rowed the raft.
"I hope we're going the right way," said Bridgette.
"There's no way to tell," said Dawn, "and my animal whispering abilities don't apply to fish, unfortunately.
Confessional Dawn: "When I was little girl my mom bought me a goldfish. I was so happy until one day I decided to sleep over at my friend's house, leaving my brother to give the fish its food. Well, knowing my brother, he forgot to do it and the fish died. Now I can't communicate with any fish. I guess they blamed me for trusting my brother with the food. Stupid fish."
End Confessional
"Well that sucks," said Scott.
"Deal with it," said Dawn.
"Well then we'll just have to trust in fate and destiny," said Ella.
"Yeah…right," said Bridgette hopelessly.
"Stroke, stroke, stroke," Izzy continued.
"I just hope we don't run into Courtney," said Bridgette. "She can be a real handful!"
"She's only hard on people whose names are Gwen or Duncan," said Scott. "And she's even gotten over that."
"I hope you're right," said Bridgette.
"How is she gonna find us anyway?" said Dawn.
"Chris said she had a GPS," said Scott. "Honestly, you spend so much time listening to animals that you forgot how to listen to humans."
"Scott, you wish you had my abilities," said Dawn. "So stop putting me down as a way to express your jealousy."
"I'm not jealous!" said Scott. "I just think you don't listen very well."
"Stroke, stroke, stroke."
Confessional Dawn: "He did not just say that!"
End Confessional
"One of these days we're gonna settle this matter," said Dawn. "This is not over."
"Whatever you say," said Scott.
"Stroke, stroke, stroke."
"Will you shut up already?" Scott complained. "We get it we need to row."
"Yeah but it doesn't sound professional that way," said Izzy.
"Well your break is up so stop stroking and take my place," said Dawn.
Izzy moved from the front of the raft to where Dawn was. She picked up an oar and began to row.
Silence.
"Stroke, stroke, stroke."
"Shut up!" the whole team minus Ella yelled.
TEAM OLYMPIC
"Nice job with this raft Anne Maria," said Mike.
"Why thank you," said the diva.
"So do we even know if we're going in the right direction?" Geoff asked.
"Well duh!" said Sky. "Just follow the north star at night and the sun in the day."
"Good observation Sky!" said Zoey.
"Not really," she replied. "I'm sure the other teams will have figured that out as well."
"You'd be surprised," said Zoey.
"Is it just me or are we moving faster?" Geoff asked.
"We've hit a current!" said Mike.
"And it's taking us in the right direction, too," Sky put in.
"So no more rowing?" Anne Maria asked hopefully.
"For now," said Sky. "Which is why we should all take this opportunity to sleep while we can."
She immediately found a fluffy pillow, made herself comfortable, and fell asleep.
"Good night bros!" said Geoff as he too fell asleep. Anne Maria soon closed her eyes as well.
"We should probably hit the hay too," said Mike.
Confessional Zoey: "We were the only two awake, so I decided to seize the chance while it was available."
End Confessional
"Wait," said Zoey.
"What is it?" Mike asked.
"I just want to have a talk."
"Is everything alright?"
"Yeah, I just wanted to talk about Sky."
Anne Maria's eyes shot open, but she still lied down, pretending to be asleep.
"Sky?" Mike asked. "What about her?"
"I've noticed that the two of you have been hanging out a lot," said Zoey. "That's okay with me, but, you know, I like to hang out with you too."
"Zoey I promise that there is nothing going on between us, and to be honest, I'm a little upset that you'd think I'd go that low."
"I'm sorry," said Zoey. "I just don't want a repeat of Vito."
"I told you my alternate personalities were destroyed at the season five finale."
"You still can't blame me for being suspicious," said Zoey. "But still, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings."
"It's okay, I guess," said Mike. "I'll try to spend more time with you."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"You're the best boyfriend ever!" Zoey said in relief.
Confessional Zoey: "That went so well!"
Confessional Anne Maria: "So the seed I planted is still growing. Now all it needs is a little water!"
End Confessional
TEAM HEATHER
"What is taking so long?" Leshawna yelled.
"I had to cut the wood to the right size!" Harold retorted.
"It's been six hours and we still haven't left!" Jasmine yelled.
"There!" Harold exclaimed. "Got it!"
"Alright soldiers!" Brick commanded. "Move out!"
Team Heather piled onto the raft and started rowing away.
"My head hurts," said Shawn.
"Well then why's you run into a tree?" Jasmine asked.
"She tried to steal my nails!"
"It was for the stupid challenge so stop complaining!" Leshawna yelled angrily.
Confessional Leshawna: "That Shawn can be real selfish when it comes to those stupid zombies. He wanted the entire million to himself last season so he could build a shelter."
End Confessional
"I want those back," said Shawn.
"After the challenge," said Brick.
"How are we sure we're not heading south to Antarctica right now?" Jasmine asked.
"We don't," said Brick.
"We'll never reach land!" Shawn yelled. "We'll die at sea!"
"Not if Courtney gets us first," said Leshawna.
"How is she gonna find us anyway?" Shawn asked.
"Chris said she had a GPS," said Jasmine.
"If she has a GPS, then there must be a tracker on our raft somewhere!" said Brick.
"If I can get my hands on that," said Harold, "I can turn it into a GPS of our own."
"Everybody look around!" Brick commanded.
They looked around for five minutes until Leshawna found it on the side of the raft.
"I got it," said Leshawna.
"Give it here," said Harold. Leshawna did, and Harold began to tinker with it using a screwdriver he pulled out if his pocket.
"That's how it's done Harold baby!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"Almost got it," said Harold. "There!"
"Yes!" Brick yelled.
"Make a right turn," said Harold. "Unless you guys want to end up in Australia."
"So we're behind but if we row fast enough we can still catch up!" Brick said with confidence.
"Let's do it guys!" Leshawna said.
TEAM PAHKITEW
"Stroke, stroke, stroke."
Confessional Scott: "There's just no hope for her is there."
End Confessional
"I have a headache," said Ella.
"I think we're almost there," said Bridgette.
Silence.
"Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" Izzy began to say it louder.
"Izzy what's wrong," Bridgette asked as she turned around…and saw Courtney in a motorboat heading straight towards them.
"Full steam ahead!" Bridgette yelled. The team began to row hard and fast, almost at an inhuman speed.
"She's gaining on us!" Scott yelled.
"I can see the shore!" said Dawn. "And something else…it looks like Team Olympic is ahead of us!"
"Let's move it guys! I think she's trying to ram into us!" Ella said.
"Almost there!" Dawn yelled.
"Team Pahkitew is gaining!" Mike yelled from his raft.
"We can do it guys!" yelled Sky.
"You're all going down!" Courtney screamed from her motorboat as she rammed into the Pahkitew raft, which slammed in turn into the Olympic raft. Courtney pushed the rafts forward until they both crashed into the shore.
"A close finish," said Chris. "But Team Olympic comes in first this time!"
"Thanks Courtney!" Sky said.
"You're all a bunch of losers!" she yelled back. "I'm out of here!"
"Thank God," said Geoff.
"Team Pahkitew takes second place and Team Heather is sending someone home!"
"Wonderful," said Leshawna sarcastically from her raft as it arrived.
"Let's go," said Chris. "I don't have all day."
Elimination Room:
"Team Heather," Chris began. "For the third time, you guys are losers. You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. Today's souvenir is none other than Shawn's nails."
Confessional Leshawna: "I know who I'm voting for, but I have a feeling this vote's gonna be up for grabs."
End Confessional
"When I call your name, come up, and claim your souvenir," said Chris. "Jasmine."
"Harold."
"Leshawna."
"Brick, you're on the chopping block for dragging your team into an army routine. Shawn, you're on the chopping block for keeping your nails for a stupid reason."
"It's not stupid!" he yelled.
"Well obviously the rest of your team thinks it is, because the final nail goes to Brick."
"You guys voted Shawn off?" Jasmine yelled in shock.
"Sorry," said Harold. "Sometimes you have to give up your own needs for the good of the team."
"It's okay Jasmine," said Shawn. "But if you win you are so splitting it with me."
"Understood," said Jasmine.
"Okay, let's get this over with." Shawn sat in the Ejection Seat of Shame and was launched.
"It's alright Jasmine," said Brick. "It's all gonna be okay."
Conclusion:
"So that was an interesting episode. What twists and turns will occur next? Find out next time on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
"Hey Chris!" Chef yelled. "The network called, they want you to reconsider your decision."
"I told them my decision was final," Chris said back. "I can't just abandon this awesomeness to host a Ridonculous Race around the world."
"They're not gonna stop asking," said Chef.
"Tell them I have a host for them, one of my good friends Don."
"Okay," said Chef. "Good luck, and I shot this plane if they fire you."
Voting Summary:
Leshawna: Shawn
Harold: Shawn
Brick: Shawn
Jasmine: Brick
Shawn: Brick
