A MASSIVE APOLOGY: Before you say anything folks… Rylte hacked my computer and swapped my recent chapter with this one… please bear with me…

RYLTE IS AWESOMEZ: ScotSniper does not own Pokemon, HE OWNS MARSHMALLOWEZ!


"Am not."

'Are too.'

"Am not."

'Are too.'

"Rylte… shut up."

'Are too.'

"…"

'I SAID 'ARE TOO' BIATCH!'

"…"

'Hey don't you walk away from me!'

"Rylte… We've been walking since leaving Cerulean…"

'… I like hotdogs!'


'WEVEOJMOFCESLMFOKCLSE'

Willow and Rylte

Just outside Vermillion City

Battle the Gym Leader…


'I like bagels!' I cried out suddenly, for reasons I do not know… Woo butterflies!

"Do you ever shut up?" Willow muttered.

'No Willow I NEVER shut up!' I'm so awesome…

Well, we done some stuff here and kicked but there, now we're walking… yes walking… I feel sleepy… and peckish.

'Willow I'm tired!' I moaned. 'Carry meh!'

"No." He replied. "But I can put you in your Pokeball?"

'NOOOO!' I screamed. 'I HATE DEMON BALL! … I like Dragonball!'

"Why are you so pedantic?"

'Shallow AND pedantic.' I cheered for some reason.

We walked up the path a bit more… I saw no napkins… So was sad. Then we heard a woman's voice shouting and screaming, probably because she was ugly.

Willow uncharacteristically had me follow him to the noise. "This way Rylte!" He repeated.

We charged through into a clearing, we quickly realised the situation. This big ugly thug was attacking this lady and they hadn't noticed us. He was trying to snatch her handbag.

I was so shocked… she wasn't ugly! Then again I can't differentiate between handsome and ugly… My method is to assume that people without warts are pretty. And… well… that's it actually.

'Oh ma gawd! A Mexican!' I screamed. 'What do I do! He'll steal my cookies!'

"Rylte, use Quick attack on that Thug!" Willow ordered.

I jumped into hyperspace, flew around Saturn and hit the Thug in the side. Suddenly two enemy ships appeared.

"Rylte! Watch those Zubats!" Willow yelled. I dodged them as they flew in.

'Hey 'Low! I can't shoot these enemy ships down! Requesting Air support!'

"Got ya covered Rylte!" Willow pulled out another Pokeball. "Go Glade!"

Willow summoned this Jet fighter and it flew into action, I was like 'Whoa…'

"Glade use Wing attack!"

'Hate you!' It cawed in Pokespeak. 'Hate you!' It chased a Zubat into the sky and slammed it with its wings. The Zubat dive-bombed into the ground after losing control.

"Use Bite on that Pidgey!" The Mexican ordered.

"Dodge it, and use Peck on the other Glade!"

Glade flew up close and fired his machine gun into the other Zubat; it too fell to the ground. Unconscious.

Suddenly Glade started glowing. 'doo dah dah dah dee doo dah dah dee doo, duh duh de duh de duh! He evolved into an even larger Pigeon. Congratulations!

"Nice, work there Glade." Willow smiled. "You look stronger now."

'Hate you…' It moaned as Willow returned him.

The Mexican ran away, and Willow approached the lady. "You okay?" he asked.

"Yes, thank you… That man tried to steal my Pokemon."

'Boring… Hey what's this button do?'


In a matter of time…


'Oh man that's awesome!'


In a matter of time…


In a matter of time…


"Rylte." Willow summoned me from my Pokeball I quickly realised.

'…You Jerk! I dreamed that I had the power of the author at my finger tips!'


(ScotSniper: …This is the last time I write from your perspective Rylte…)


"Sorry Rylte, we're in the Pokemon fan club in Vermillion, the chair person was just about to tell me about the situation here…"

I turned my head to a DWARF! I burst out laughing at the tiny man.

"Oh what a cute little Pokemon you have there…" The Chairman cooed, he scooped me up into his stubby little arms and started crushing me.

I pulled out of his grip and pulled out a stick from somewhere, I started to lightly hit him over the head with it. 'Bad dwarf! BAD!'

"Err…" Willow shifted uncomfortably. "So what's going on then?"

"Ah yes!" The Dwarf nodded. "There's thieves stealing Pokemon…" He broke down into tears. "They stole my ABRA!"

Willow and I shared a look and shrugged. Stupid dwarf man.


CHAPTER DUNNNNN! DERP!

~Rylte X3