Fun Times in Frozen
Anna's POV-
I could not believe the situation I am in and all because I have been…how did Elsa and Kristoff put it? 'Screwy' in the head lately? I am eighteen! I wanted to have fun! Was that too much to ask after thirteen damn years in forced isolation from the rest of the natural born world?! I let out an aggravated sigh through my nose as I bit out, "I have no idea why you are here ok? I told them I didn't need you to come all the way here, because I had nothing to say to you okay?"
The man, whose name I cannot think about right now because I am trying so hard not to burst out laughing at the moment, replied, "Well, you know, I don't usually see people individually. However based on eye witness statements and your sister is the Queen, I have to see you…besides like I said the testimonies from the your citizens has me intrigued so I thought...I've got to see this kid," He sighed and then started the session, "You can't think what you have been doing was okay."
His quill paused on the paper and I caught sight of his name again…Dr. Gregory Mental. Ha! I am having a therapy session with a guy whose last name is Mental! Wow Elsa, way to pick'em. I shook my head and looked at the good doctor, "You don't know what happened." I said getting a little bit irritated.
"What do you mean? I heard about these incidents from your people, your boyfriend, your sister, and your ex! I heard you got your sister's snow monster and had him destroy your city, had him attack her and throw her in the fjord, and that you would rather turn evil and dark just to enjoy your freedom!" He said astounded.
"So you do know what happened." I said slowly, "Wow so that is all they know about? Is just those main events?"
"There is more?!" Dr. Mental asked looking amazed with a look that said 'is this girl serious?' then he stated the obvious as he regained his composure, "Well does these incidents have anything with you wanting to have some type of control all the time?"
"No, I don't have to be in control." I said quickly, "It's just that I wanted to get Elsa back for turning my hair pink, and I wanted to get my turn with Puppy-woof woof, and I wanted to have fun and show Elsa that she was not the boss of me." I concluded proud of my reasoning. I gave him a triumphant smile on my face with my arms crossed.
Dr. Mental sighed and said, "Other people want stuff too. It's not just about you. It's not just about you all the time."
I groaned, "In my world, it's about me. This is Anna's world. It's about me, Dr. Mental."
Dr. Mental gave me another look and wrote some notes on his notepad. He then looked up and asked, "Do you get angry when you feel out of control?"
"I'm never angry. I keep telling people I am not angry, okay?" I said frustrated, "Somebody do something to me, I do something. You don't bother me, I don't bother you."
Dr. Mental nodded his head and asked, "So just for the record you weren't angry when you decided to have Marshmallow attack your sister and your town?"
I nodded, "I was calm and cool as a cucumber. I was sitting there giving myself a pretty manicure."
"Are you crazy?" Dr. Mental finally asked with a straight face.
I thought for a moment, "A little bit. Why?"
"I got a question for you." He stated.
"I got a question too." I stated back getting into my 'princess' mode.
"What about your childhood?" He asked ready to take notes. I almost laughed out loud at his question. I mean if we are going into what happened in my childhood then we are going to be here forever! However an idea started to form in my 'screwy' little brain…oh I am going to have so much fun…
I smirked and shot back, "What about your childhood?"
He scolded me, "Talking about my childhood is not gonna help your anger."
I pretended to get annoyed, "Why must I keep saying this? I keep saying I'm not angry. But you keep insisting I am."
"Are you happy to be talking to me?"
"To tell you the truth I would much rather be at the pub playing blackjack or something. But they told me I have to see you. So I'm here." I said grudgingly. True I rather be at the pub with Hans playing blackjack, but he seemed to be the reason I was here with guy along with Kristoff and Elsa…
"Why?" He asked smirking thinking that he got a rise out of me.
"Because it would seem that my sister, boyfriend, and ex made me." I said in a 'duh factor' voice.
"You had a snow monster destroy a town for a stuffed animal! You had your sister thrown in the fjord because of a prank! You would much rather hang with villains! Does all that seem reasonable to you?!" He asked in a disbelieving voice.
"Elsa turned my beautiful hair pink! She would not give back Puppy-woof woof! And Hans is my frenemy!" I fired back.
I was getting him mad because his face had disgusting splotches of red on it. But they disappeared after he took a deep breath, "Do you feel like you always have to get even?" He asked after a moment.
"Hell, yeah."
This seemed to intrigue him, "Why do you always have to get even? Why can't you just let it roll off like water off a duck's back?"
"Because I am not a damn duck. That's why!" I yelled.
"You don't have to attack people." He said.
"Somebody do something to you, you do something to them. I read somewhere that: 'The eye for a tooth, a tooth for the people. If everybody got the eye, punch them in it.'" I recited proudly.
"What?" It was clear that the good doctor was confused. Good, my plan it working perfectly.
"The other saying goes, 'Turn the other cheek'. Somebody hit that cheek, turn the other. You have two cheeks. How many you gonna let them hit before you whoop their ass?" I asked feigning curiously.
"I don't think you have to whoop their ass. It's not about ass-whooping. You don't open up a can of whoop-ass on everybody that you meet. You go with the flow." Dr. Mental said trying to reason with me.
I heave a sigh, "You know what I do not think this is working very well."
"Yea me neither," he agreed, "I believe we are out of time for this session anyway. I really want to talk about your childhood though."
"Why are you so fascinated with my childhood?"
"Because everything seems to stem from your childhood. I believe you are harboring feelings that you have neglected to sort and make sense of." I laugh, like really laugh out loud, "What is so funny?"
I calm down and execute my plan, "Well it is just that if we are going to dive into childhood stories about my actions: would it also make sense to talk to the people involved?"
This perked his interest, "I suppose it would. Is there-whoa! Hey what's wrong?"
I had started crying (not really, but hey I am a good actress), "It is just that Elsa…I am worried about her…I know I have been difficult, but she…she had a worse childhood than I did…I know she doesn't show it, but I think she is hiding her feelings and I am afraid for her…" I wave my hand he leans close to me and I whisper, "I am afraid that she is going to snap soon."
He pulled away and flipped to a new sheet of paper and started scribbling, "I will talk to your sister if you are that concerned."
"Oh I am…I am so concerned because she is my only family you know." I said holding my hand over my heart. I must be a really good actress because Mental is totally buying into this, "Then there is Kristoff…"
"Your boyfriend?" He asked looking up, "What do you-?"
"It's just that like our childhood his was well…interesting. He has never been around so many people for this long and…" I wave him closer again and said in a scandalous voice, "he makes his reindeer speak."
Mental's eyes widened and I saw a gleam in them like a little kid in a candy store, "No kidding…" Again he flipped the page and jotted the notes down.
I nodded my head, "Yup and then of course there is Hans and his issues, but-"
"Nope no need to say anymore. It seems that these relationship interactions are very complex…" He looked up at me as he flipped the page and made more notes. He then flipped back to the other previously written pages, "There is definitely some heavy emotional trauma that could be linked in some way."
I was not sure if I was meant to hear that, and that became more obvious as I heard him say, "I will definitely have to schedule a meeting with these three…" It seemed as if he remembered I was here and looked at me, "You may go Princess Anna. This talk has been very enlightening."
"Oh it definitely has." I said smiling.
He returned my smile and I walked out of the study. When I walked out I was passing Elsa, Kristoff, and Hans in the hallway, "How did it go?" Elsa asked stopping me as they all looked at me with concern.
When the three of them decided to have an 'intervention' with me, and sprung a forced the therapy session on me, I was pissed at them. However now I was hiding a Cheshire cat grin, "It went well…" I said shrugging trying to appear like it was no big deal.
"Excuse me." Dr. Mental came out and we all looked at him, "Can I please speak to you three?" He motioned to my sister, Hans, and Kristoff.
The three of them looked at one another and walked passed me and into the room. I started walking down the hallway when I heard a loud yell, "WE NEED THEARPY?!"
I laughed as I continued down the hallway in triumph. Hey if I was going down, I was taking the people responsible with me.
