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ve are not wildly waving our weapons around
Wednesday,October 5th
In the Gym
Sword Workshop
Today we are having a 'workshop' instead of regular Rom and Jul going-overs.
Herr Kamyer changed Into his 'sortswear' for the sword he kept his socks and socks suspenders knew this because his trackie bums were ankle length.
Miss Wilson practically bobed her self to the loony bin she was so excited to have 'Rudi' near. She was saying "Now,pay careful attentiionto Herr is the expert,and this needs to be done very precise because it could be dangerous."
Herr Kamyer said "That es ,zen,girl,vat ve are doing ist choreographing ze are not wildly waving our weapons around."
We all went "Whey-heyyy!"
15 Minutes Later
Good Lord,this is a has been stabbed twice and she isn't even in the fight 's her arse;it just seems to sort of attract the sword like a magnet.
The only pity is we're not allowed fake blood Wilson said not only would it be slippery and dangerous,but she thought it would be more 'creative' for us to come up with our own artistic interpretation of blood being spilled.
14 Minutes Later
Of course it involved balloons and red scarves.I knew it would.
2 Minutes Later
And free-form God.
The village people come on when I am stabbed,with red balloons and Wilson said "Now then,you village people,you have become blood,you are out of the and pumping! Wave those scarves and in a dance of blood and death."
Good Lord.
Nauseating said "Should I still be the dog and blood at the same time?"
Miss Wilson said "No,no,Pamela,put your dog on the side of the can leave it with one of the technicians."
I said to Rosie "If it's Dave the Laugh she hands it to,she'll either never see it again or the next time she does see it,it will be wearing comedy hers."
Home
I am full of exaustionosity,and even saying it is making me vair tired.
Masimo sounded a bit down "Ciao,cara,Did you have a good day?"
I said "Yes, we did sword fighting and it was tremendously the school play.Rom and Jul."
He laughed "Yes I am glad you are more happy.I look forward to seeing you in it."
Oh ,no,no, in my .
Before I could say the no business he went on.
"The management,they call today and they are say it might not be so good for the I am not with them,I don't know.I say Robbie,he is good and they say yes,but it is more good with two."
Oh good, now I was ruining six peoples' lives .Bloody Hell.
8p
What should I do?
Thursday,October 6th
First Technical Run-Through With The Lads
The lads are due in a minute for the first techie whatsit.
We are all huddled in the loos doing lippy work.
I feel a bit nervy.I don't know why.
4.30p
The lads have were all on the stage when they came sounded like they kicked the door open and all surged in at sort of huddled at the back of the stage while they whooped and yelled.
I said to Rosie "Can you see Dave the Laugh?"
And she said "Why,are you having the General Horn?"
I said "Noo,I just can't see him and.." at which point he walked in and waved at us all on the said "Settle down,girls,I am I have brought the finest handpicked lads with me."
15 Minutes Later
I had sort of felt too shy to go up to him and although he had caught my eye and winked ,he was busy chatting to all the other girls. He is an appalling flirt.
Dave looked at me for what seemed like ages .Then he came and stood really really close to My God.
He said "Hello,Miss,show me your sword"
My head nearly fell does he come and stand so close to me?I was happy to see him,though.
I said "How did you manage to ge handpicked?"
And he said "Kittykat, as you know,I am the vati is always handpicked,and the vati's mates are handpicked,also."
I said "Yes,but who does the handpicking?"
And he said 'Hello"
5.30p
For a while I forgot I was on the horns of also prob up shi cree without a padd.
As I predicted,when handed over her puppet dog,it was the last she saw of him untill he appeared on the balcony with a false beard and a pair of comedy glasses at the suicide scene.
Actually,the lads were relatively well-behaved
The piece de reistance of course was the snogging have never seen anything like lads at the side of the like Seeing Eye dogs.I wouldn't mind but it isn't even proper 's bloody mime-snogging and they are still drolling like drooling droolers.
There is some crap music and then Jul Rom start going into slow eyes met at the dance ad then they walk over to each they pucker up really slowly:puckering and moving their heads from side to side,with their arms flailing about (or,in Melanie's case,her nunga-nungas flailing about as well).And then there is the sound of waves crashingand they pretend to fall back and be swamped by the waves.
Then they do slow-motion puckering and arms flailing again,then the waves crash again and they fall back again.
It's WUBBISH snogging.
At the end of the big snogging fiasco,all the boys went "Phwooooar."
As I have said often,boys are sensationally weird.
Home
Speaking of weird,Dave seemed to leave often fast after .
Proably going off to see his is good.
I guess.
Bed
Masimo hasn't called.I'm actually sort of relieved,like when you have to take a big poo,and then go poo.
Now I can think,clearly I mean and not worry about what I am going to wear when he rings and so on.
So,right, got my thinking face mask on (egg yolk and cool cucumber over my eyes for collnosity factor).
12 Minutes Later
Nothing has come to mind.
I'm going to sleep.
Friday,October 7th
Rom and Jul Rehearsals With the Lads
I barely got any sleep last night.I dreamt about Dave coming to the play wearing a clown nose and I see him and lose my concentration in the middle of my bit on opening day,and fall head-over-arse off stage.
When the Lads came in he saw me and headed right for me "Hello Kittykat, you're looking you like a nibble of Dave the Biscuit.?"
I said "Errr,you're not going to dress..odd for opening night are you?"
He looked at me."Sven is going to be there."
"Oh,right,but...you'll be backstage..where I am...and..er.."
He put his arm around my shoulders "Ok,what is it now?Does your girlfriend want to wear matching tights?" which made me though..well,you know.
I said "No." and told him about my dream.
He smiled as I finished telling him and tweaked my chin Our faces were about 4 centimeters apart. Ooooooooh.
He winked and said "You've got nothing to worry about." and went off to his mates, but as he was walking,he turned round so he was walking backward and facing me,and called out "And Georgia,I really am quite flattered you're having dreams about me." .
So that EVERYONE could hear.
Oh,dear God.
35 Minutes Later
Rosie got a bit of a telling off for ad hoc beard work during her Nursie scene.
As I have said before,she has two styles of acting : with or without the beard.
40 Minutes Later
My fight scene was a triumph dahling, a triumph!
At the end of it Dave the Laugh said to me "I don't care what anyone says,I think you were marvelous."
I had to grab onto Rosie to keep from falling over.
She shoved me off and said "Gerroff,Lezzie.'
Since when has Dave gave me jelloid legs?
What is going on with me?
I must be getting flu or something.
6.30p
As we were going all along the corridor to get out of Stalg 14,I was next to Dave the Laugh.I didn't feel like I could say anything to him about the Luuurve God situation but it was Dave who said "About the other night.."
I said quickly "I know,I know,you just said something nice to me,to make me feel nice."
Dave said "No,not exactly.." and I was thinking oh,no,he didn't mean it at 's embarrassed now.I didn't know what to say.
He said 'I'm a bit confused."
I said "You don't need to talk to me about confused,I am Lady Confused of..well,I don't know where..."
He said "Look-I just wanted to say-"
I said "No,I just wanted to say-" By this tiime we were going towards the school gates.
Dave said "Look,you've chosen Masimo and.."
I said "Yeah,I know,but well.."
Dave said "But well what?
I didn't know what to say. I said 'I just,just yeah,I know but well..."
Dave looked at me and sighed "God,Georgia..."
I said "I know." but I don't.
And that's when I saw Masimo wating for me on his said 'You better go,kttykat.I'm off to see Emma." but he didn't sound sounded sort of sad. Double merde.
Saturday,October 8th
Jaa phoned up.
"Gee, guess what? Dave the Laugh has finished with Emma."
"WHAT?Er,I mean,really? How do you know?"
"Emma just was really could only hiccup for the longest time."
"Why did he say that he finished with her?"
"She said that he told her she was too good for him."
I said "Welll,to be frank,she else did she say?"
Jas said "Well, this is the weird bit,she said that he said there was someone else."
Oh my else?
Dave had someone else?
And he said I was the most beautiful girl to him.
Whilst he had someone else?
Two someone elses.
Thursday,October 13th
Dress Rehearsal
Dave hasn't been at rehearsal all week..And Jas said Emma's been off school.
I wonder if Dave the Laugh is off with his new mystery girlfriend?
He's a bit of a swine if he is,just dumping poor Emma and going off with someone a care in the world.
Duumping Emma and telling me I am the most beautiful girl in the world .
Still,he is not my problem. He has proved himself to be a hard-hearted Hornmeister and gad-abouty boy.
At Home
6p
Masimo is coming to the Twits in Tights fiasco.
Oooohh noo.
I tried to persuade him not to,but he says he wants to see me.
In fact,even though I have once again tried to pretend to my family the show is in 3 weeks,instead of 2,they don't believe me.
Which is a savage indictment of our relationship if you ask me.
I said that to Mum.I said "I am very upset that you don't trust I tell you that the production is in 3 weeks,why oh why don't you believe me?"
And she said "Because I was talking to Jas' mum and she said she would see me there in a forenight."
Oh,typical.
Jas has told her parents the proper night of the show.
That is soooo typical.
She wants everyone to se her pretend snogging and being thrown around by pretend waves.
6.30p
Oh,fabulous..everyone's coming!
Grandvati and Maisie have popped round to go over their wedding colors? Plaid.
Yes, I said plaid.
Kill me,now.
When I saw Grandvati's prewar bike roar up and crash over into the dustbins I ran to my room to hide, but Mum dragged me down anyways.
She said "You are a part of this family, therefore,a part of this wedding too."
I said "Can I have a re-voting on that?" and she actually smacked ne round the chin with her slipper.
my big,red lurking lurker is now going to look ever bigger,and redder,and lurkyier.
7p
Going over the wedding of the century.
Rather,wedding of the centurions.
The giddy couple can't decided to have either doves let loose after the "I Do"s or white mice.
I said "Angus is going to have a fit either way."
Dad said "No,absolutely not,Angus is NOT going to the wedding!" and Grandad said "Then who's going to be the ring bearer?"
Good Lord.
7.30p
Yes!
Results!
After alot of persuading and crying (Mum) and cursing (Libby),Angus is now the ringbearer.
Dad was very ,very against it, being as Angus IS mad and all, but eventually he gave in.
He said "Well,Angus HAS calmed down a bit after,you know,the accident."
We all looked at him (Angus).He lept vertically three feet in the air, landed on tippy-toes and went off like that,yowling.
Dad said "Maybe it would be less of a safety hazard to have Libby bear the rings."
