I don't own Invader Zim okay? I know I missed a day yesterday so I am trying to get two up today. Number 8 is shopping, so here is the next drabble. Anyway enough of this A/N, on with the fic!
It was Friday and the day that Professor Membrane usually did his grocery shopping. However, right when he was leaving to head to the store, the lab called saying the coffee beans used in the transplantation of human blood had grown sentient some how and now were destroying the labs and he was needed to come in and save the labs. While he was called in, Dib and Tak were sitting on the couch watching TV. Dib had grown more responsible in Professor Membrane's eyes and now that he had gotten his driver's license, he had let him run some errands for the house.
"Son, can you and your girlfriend do the shopping?" Professor Membrane said as he ran from the phone in the kitchen to his car in the garage.
"Sure, I don't see why not." Dib said.
"Good. Here's the list." Professor Membrane said frantically and started up his car and headed to the labs.
"Milk, eggs, cheese, butter, cereal, beans, coffee beans..." Dib said reading the list.
"Isn't the experiment he needs to salvage involving coffee beans?" Tak asked.
"Yeah." Dib said rolling his eyes. "I guess he used the ones from the house."
"Well, let's go." Tak said as they headed to the spare car in the garage and headed to the grocery store.
At this same time, Zim and GIR had to go to the grocery store as well. As Dib and Tak got out of the car, she saw Zim and GIR heading into the store. She scowled as they headed into the store. "I will get that Zim..." she said as she got the cart and headed after Zim.
"Wait!" Dib yelled running after Tak. "We have a list!"
"Tak!" Zim yelled in shock. "What are you doing!?" He said as Tak ran over him with a shopping cart. "GIR help me!"
"I got the peanuts and soap and waffle mix!" GIR yelled as he placed the items in the cart Zim had picked out.
"I don't need that right now!" Zim yelled as he got up and ran from Tak along the slippery tile floor of the grocery store. She followed him into the frozen food section with GIR and Dib, who had just come into the store and followed GIR to where Zim was.
"Do you need pizzas Dib?" GIR asked as he put 36 frozen Bloaty's pizzas in the cart.
Dib looked down at the list. "Yes, actually I do." He said as he grabbed a few and followed GIR to where Zim and Tak were, which was in the dairy section, where Tak was throwing eggs at Zim. "Take these aborted chicken fetuses as part of my revenge!"
"No, you take them!" Zim said as he threw a pack of eggs at Tak, who dodged them effortlessly.
"You ruined my life!" Tak said.
Dib just took the cart away from Tak and placed the pizzas in the cart and picked up some eggs, milk, and cheese from the nearby coolers. Dib had just put some orange juice in the cart and then went over to Tak and picked her up. She was getting rather pathetic with her revenge on Zim, which Dib had just chalked up to desperation. "Come on Tak, let's just finish this shopping, we can get Zim another time."
"Fine. I don't need the manager charging me for the eggs." Tak said as they walked away.
"Flee Tak for you cannot beat the ALMIGHTY ZIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!" Zim said when a foot started tapping behind him.
"Son, someone is going to have to pay for those eggs." The manager said looking at Zim anger.
"Ummmmm... ZIM DIDN'T DO IT!" he said as he grabbed GIR and ran off.
