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Special Thanks to my buddies NewLyfe06 & LB for editing/proofreading for me…

I have made fan-art for this story. The Link is on my FF net author-bio page…

Also, bust out LH episode 12 for a game in this segment…

With that said, on with the show!


Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway: Love Hina Edition, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points are just like fashionable shoes to Ryan Stiles… (Ryan sneers) I'm Drew Carey, and I'm the original burger king! Hey, just wanted to give props out to LariaKaiba's story, 'Whose Line is it Anyway' for all you Yu-Gi-Oh fans out there. The funny thing is, when Ryan, Colin, Wayne, and I showed up for the taping, we were immediately thrown out because we were supposedly not the real cast of 'Whose Line is it Anyway!' So LariaKaiba, sit back and relax as the often imitated, but never duplicated, and more importantly original 'Whose Line is it Anyway' kicks off!

Clive: That's right, who else can say that they have not only one, but both hosts of the show in one episode?

Drew: That's right, Laria, my job's not so easy, especially when your improvisers start misbehaving…

DING!

Drew: That's right! You can't be the host, because unlike you, I can eat 15 whole deep-dish pizzas in 5 minutes, and top them off with a bucket of onion rings!

DING!

Drew: That's right! You can't be the host, because you don't have two shows like me…

DING!

Drew: That's right! You can't be the host, because unlike you, I can sing 'I'm a little teapot' while eating a slice of pizza and patting my head and rubbing my belly…

DING!

Drew: Alright, I'll be nice. 1 Million points to Laria for great work, and devoted reviewers!

Colin: I must say that no one ends an Irish Drinking Song better than me!

DING!

Colin: Compared to your improvisers, I'M SPUNKY!

Ryan: I just wanna know who replaced me… No one compares to my height.

Keitaro: I know, you tower over even the tallest of us, Motoko…

DING!

Keitaro: He is taller than Mt. Fuji, just about…

DING!

Keitaro: He's taller than Hinata-sou itself…

Motoko: He is pretty tall…

Drew: That's right… I'm surprised you haven't hit your head on anything since the superheroes game…

(Everyone boos)

Ryan: That's because I can see where I need to duck and have been quite careful… I'm surprised you haven't broken floorboards since you are so big, Drew…

Drew: Hey, hey, hey! I earned this weight from all the hamburgers, pizza and cake that I eat!

Ryan: Yes, but I've seen you sit on a horse, and watch it collapse…

DING!

Ryan: Isn't that the fourth chair you've gone through this week?

(Everyone laughs)

Wayne: Wow… You guys are mean…

Drew: Alright… I'm sorry I made fun of your height… You're my friend and I shouldn't make fun of you on national TV.

Ryan: And?

(Everyone laughs)

Drew: (Pulls out a left over 'Whose Line' slip) I have a circus in my pants…

(Everyone laughs)

Drew: Alright, as you know, right before the commercial break, we revealed ourselves to the girls… What will happen next?

Clive: Well it is time to move on to our next game.

Drew: That's right, and it's everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!

Ryan: Oh, no!

Drew: That's right, but not only that, it's a special hoedown, because it's for everyone, along with Naru, Motoko, Kitsune, and Mutsumi joining in, all with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on the instruments… This hoedown will have a slightly different order than usual, since the girls will be joining in. Wayne will start, and will be followed by Keitaro, Naru, Motoko, Kitsune, Mutsumi, and finally Colin and Ryan…

Ryan: Of course I will be last…

Drew: That's because you come last among all my friends…

DING!

Drew: That's because you are at the bottom of the barrel with the rest of the scum around here…

Ryan: (laughs) Gee thanks…

(Everyone laughs)

Clive: Ok and the topic of this hoedown is 'Other Whose Line Fanfics.' Kinda fits in with Drew's comments from earlier…

Drew: Before the show, we took a poll to see which game everyone wanted to see the girls play, and Hoedown was the number one request… So, here's to all who wanted to hear the girls do a hoedown… Also, our apologies to the people that wanted to hear other various topics for the hoedown… Laura and Linda, whenever you're ready, let's hear the 'Other Whose Line Fanfics' Hoedown…

(Music Starts)

Wayne: (Singing)

Other Whose Line fanfics really just aren't cool…

They replace us all, with characters that are fools…

It just doesn't seem right, and it's not as funny…

But with the lack of fame, they save a lotta money…

(Wayne starts dancing)

Keitaro: (Singing)

Drew, Wayne, Colin and Ryan really are quite fun…

Replacing them with others, just gives me the runs…

When I watch Whose Line, I cannot be fooled…

Where else can you hear Colin say, "I peed in your pool…"

(Keitaro Dances with Wayne)

Naru: (Singing)

Whose Line Is It Anyway really, really rocks…

The original cast really is the tops…

Just one problem-besides Keitaro-to get off my chest…

Why must I get up here and sing with the rest?

(Drew gives Naru a 'thumbs up')

Motoko: (Singing)

Boy, today, we had a lot of fun…

Other similar fanfics are quite dumb…

Without these four guys it isn't quite the same…

Without them, Whose Line is kinda lame…

(Motoko and Naru dance, Keitaro and Wayne Dance)

Kitsune: (Singing)

The other Whose Line fanfics have no wise cracks…

Without these four guys, the show, it just lacks…

I will say, the jokes can't be called…

Especially jokes about Colin…

Saying that he's bald…

(Drew Laughs, Colin gets the 'Why I oughtta look' on his face)

Mutsumi: (Singing)

Ara, Whose Line fanfics really can't compare…

To big sticks with big noses—Ryan; and Colin's lack of hair…

But the worst thing of all that's really, really scary…

Is a host that's not Clive or Drew Carey!

(Kitsune and Mutsumi dance, while sipping their Sake)

(Colin and Ryan sigh shaking their heads, Drew Laughs)

Colin: (Singing in his usual talking way)

Other Whose Line Fanfics, really are quite funky…

Other Whose Line fanfics don't have me yelling 'I'M SPUNKY'…

Other fanfics characters cannot pass the test…

Because Ryan, Wayne, Drew and I…

Are all hung the best!

(The guys laugh, the girls give Colin the Evil eye, Wayne High Five's Colin, and Wayne, Keitaro and Colin dance, Drew gives a thumbs-up)

Ryan: (Singing)

Colin says we're hung the best, to that I must agree…

All except for one of us, so it be…

He says we've all got a big penis; that is no jive…

'xcept for a bald guy with no neck, whose name is Clive!

Everybody: Whose name is Clive!

(Drew starts laughing)

BUZZZZZZZ!

Clive: Such a fictional ending to that game…

(Drew Interrupts)

Drew: So, 10,000 points to Ryan for not using me in that last bit…

Clive: And minus 15,000 points to Ryan for his accusations!

Ryan: What about the girls?

Drew: A thousand points to each of them for surviving their first hoedown!

(Naru, Motoko, Kitsune and Mutsumi cheer)

Wayne: Why didn't they go first?

Drew: We wanted them to get the idea down…

Keitaro: And I suppose you wanted Naru to come right after me?

Drew: That's right!

Keitaro: And notice I said 'come right after' and not 'come after'… (Drew Laughs) I wanted to make it clear that I wasn't being hunted down for something 'perverted'…

Colin: Both of those phrases sound perverted, Keitaro…

Wayne: Hey, hey, hey! This is a family show…

Naru: No kidding! Colin is sounding more like the pervert here…

Colin: Maybe I am, maybe I am not… Who knows?

Ryan: Hey Drew, what's our next game called?

Clive: I can answer that… First off, it is for our favorite Keitaro bashers, Naru, and Motoko, as well as Ryan and Colin, and it's called 'Helping Hands…'

Ryan: Wow, Drew… Suddenly, you have no hair and no neck!

Drew: (In his best British accent) That's right, Ryan, and my name is Clive… (Everyone laughs) Just kidding, folks… Alright! In this game, Ryan has invited Naru and Motoko to dinner, where he will try to compete for their love, but the catch is that Ryan cannot use his hands.

Naru/Motoko: (Quickly interrupt Drew) What?

Naru: How can we play a game with Ryan where he can't use his hands?

Drew: I was getting to that… Colin will provide the hands for Ryan…

Naru/Motoko: Oooooh…

(Motoko and Naru get in position, Ryan and Colin put on White long sleeve shirts)

Drew: So, whenever you're ready, take it away, Ryan…

(Colin steps behind Ryan who wraps his arms around back of Colin, while Colin puts his arms through and they appear to be Ryan's arms)

A/N: For this skit, I will be typing most arm actions as if they were Ryan's arms.

Ryan: (Waving arms around) Motoko, and Naru, the prettiest of all ladies… (caresses their chins with each hand) …thank you for coming over…

Naru: Thanks for having us over, Ryan…

Motoko: Oh yes, I can't wait to see what you have prepared for us tonight…

Ryan: (Waving arms around) You know, I can cook much better than that shy girl, Shinobu…

Naru: Really? Wow, well, you know, ever since she stole my ex-boyfriend Keitaro away from me, I REFUSE to eat her crap, and I do mean CRAP!

(Shinobu pouts, Drew laughs)

Ryan: (puts hands on Naru's shoulder) Are we trying to act like a certain temperamental Hollywood director we all know?

Naru: You know it…

DING!

Naru: What th—oh yeah… I used to work with that director…

DING!

Naru: I'm auditioning to take his place…

DING!

Naru: (sighs) We're sleeping together… I find his baldness very sexaaaay! (Everyone laughs)

(With this, Colin leans his face around Ryan's side into view, pulls his right hand out, gives a big smile and thumbs up, then returns to his original position. Clive tries to stand up to do the same as Colin, but Drew pulls him back down and murmurs something along the lines of 'she meant bald and with a neck')

Ryan: (Laughing) Oh…

Motoko: (laughing) That's a pretty good impression there if I do say so myself, but I happen to enjoy Shinobu's cooking…

Naru: What kind of a friend are you? (Acting like she is going to get hostile with Motoko)

Ryan: (Puts hands on their chins) Ladies STOP! Please don't fight. Must you let something as silly as this come between your friendships?

DING!

Ryan: (Hands still on their chins) OH, BOY! A Catfight! (Waves hands in air) Woo hoo!

DING!

Ryan: (Hands on hips) Now, now, children… (Shakes finger at girls)

Naru: You're right. I'm sorry, Motoko.

Motoko: And I am sorry too. I know how you must feel right now with the situation with Shinobu and Keitaro… Why don't we put that aside right now, and enjoy this meal that Ryan has so graciously cooked for us…

Ryan: (puts hands on hips) Yes, but first, how about a little Champagne for my two sweethearts… (Reaches on opposite side of table from bottle) The champagne, the champagne… (quickly turns himself so that Colin realizes that the bottle is on the other side of the table, grabs the champagne, starts to uncork it) I'll just point that away from my head, and… (POP…)

Motoko: Oh, my. That looks good; I'll have a full glass please…

Naru: I'll just have half a glass, please…

Ryan: Ok, I'll just pour in these two glasses here… (pours too much too quick and spills more than what goes in the glasses) Some for you, (With free hand, hands a glass to Motoko) and some for you… (with the same free hand, hands other glass to Naru)

Naru: Hey, I said half a glass!

Ryan: And a little for me… (Takes bottle towards mouth, giggles) Okay…

Girls: Cheers! (Colin lowers bottle before Ryan can sip it, and toasts the girls and resumes bringing the bottle to Ryan's mouth, aims right, and Ryan sips)

Ryan: (sips, drinks, lowers bottle) Mmmm.

(Naru and Motoko sip their Champagne)

Ryan: Wow, hey, that's real champagne… (Colin brings bottle beside Ryan's head, Ryan moves his head out of the way, Colin takes a drink from the bottle)

Motoko: It sure is…

(Drew, Clive, and everyone else laugh)

Naru: Hey, what was that?

Motoko: See, he served me champagne before you, so he likes me more than you…

Naru: I don't think so; he was saving the best for last…

Ryan: Ok (Sets bottle down) Now for a dinner that was cooked by a real man… (Reaches down and grabs his crotch in a macho kind of way, then puts hands on hips)

Brad: New Grab!

Ryan: (Scratches his ass)

Naru/Motoko: EEEW!

(Drew/Clive Laugh)

Brad: New Grab!

Ryan: (Picks his nose)

Naru: Nasty…

Motoko: Gross…

Brad: New Grab!

Ryan: (tweaks his nipples, closes his eyes like he is enjoying it, everyone laughs) Alright! I have made a nice combination of western style foods with some traditional Japanese foods as well… Why don't we start with some appetizers? (Reaches down to table, grabs some Celery) We have some western style appetizers—carrots, and celery, which I will dip in the ranch first, (Reaches down and dips the celery in the ranch) and we also have peanut butter here (Points at the peanut butter) if you want that, but first, watch this… I'm a walrus… (puts both pieces of celery in his mouth like tusks, claps hands together, makes walrus grunting noises)

Motoko: Must you play with your food? You know I hate that…

Naru: Yes, really... You are a grown up… Let's just move on to the main dish…

Ryan: (spits out celery sticks) Ok, now for the main course…

Girls: EEEW….

Ryan: But first, the chopsticks, (searches table for chopsticks frantically) the chopsticks, the chopsticks, right… here! (picks up the chopsticks, breaks them apart, holds them, the girls take their sticks. Ryan then grabs a large entrée platter with fried rice and Chicken Teriyaki and serves the girls)

Motoko: Is this fried rice?

Naru: It looks like fried rice and chicken teriyaki…

(Naru and Motoko take their plates with the fried rice and Chicken on them, Ryan sets platter down in front of him)

Ryan: Precisely! (Waves hands around while speaking) I gotta have a nice tasty sauce on my chicken (he is insinuating the soy sauce, but Colin instead grabs a can of spray whipped cream, Ryan chuckles) and when I want a tasty sauce, I always go for sweet, and grab the whipped cream… (Starts spraying the stuff on his chicken)

Naru: Wow, I've never tried that before. Is it pretty good?

Motoko: It doesn't sound appetizing…

Ryan: (Stops spraying more than enough whipped cream on his chicken) I just love to eat this straight from the can, (starts bringing can towards mouth) but I must remember to turn the can upside down this time so I don't get a mouthful of air… (flips can upside-down and sprays inside his mouth)

Naru: Ewww. That is so gross…

Motoko: Seriously Ryan…

Ryan: (Sets can down, swallows whipped cream) Alright, let's eat…

Naru: Yes, let's…

Ryan: (Tries to use chopsticks, makes faces because he can't pick up food with the sticks) I wish I had a fork! ( Still struggling with chopsticks) I have confession. (The girls look at him kind of grinning) I never learned to use chopsticks. What is wrong with you people? (Shakes fists at the girls) Why can't you use silverware like Americans? (Girls laugh) I'll just eat with my hands instead… (Drops sticks, picks up chicken, stuffs it into his mouth making a mess, and getting a small part of the food in his mouth, then reaches down and picks up some fried rice, stuffs that in his mouth, Naru and Motoko start to laugh)

Motoko: (Chuckling) Oh! (Laughing harder) I love it when you eat like that… It's so sexy…

Naru: (Laughing) Oh, yes! (Laughs more) It is turning me on…

(Everyone laughs)

Ryan: (smiling, trying to chew food, Colin holds hand open under Ryan's mouth, Ryan spits food into Colin's hand which drops it on table/floor) Champagne! Champagne! (Finds champagne after knocking over whipped cream can and a flower vase, and scattering what's left of appetizers. He then picks up bottle, tries to drink it, but is trying to drink from the bottle sideways, Naru sets up vase)

Naru: Look what you did, you clumsy idiot... At least you didn't accidentally grab my breasts like my last boyfriend.

Ryan: (Finally gets gulp out of bottle, then sets it down, and sighs)

Motoko: Yes, he was very clumsy around the both of us…

(Just then, in the background, Keitaro whispers something to Wayne, they both walk over, and Keitaro uses Wayne's arms)

Keitaro: (Waving arms around in the air, points at Naru and Motoko) Hey, did I just hear you two talking about me? (Puts hands on hips)

Naru: What are you doing here?

Motoko: And I must say that your arms are quite tanned…

Keitaro: (Laughs) Well, I have been working out a lot lately, (laughs more) and you know how I only tan on my arms… (Everyone laughs)

Ryan: (Laughing) Okay… (Waves his hands) I invited him here to hang out…

Motoko: What! Why?

Keitaro: Well, actually, Ryan and I have something we would like to tell you two… But first, that chicken looks mighty good, Ryan. (Points at Ryan's chicken) May I have some?

Ryan: You sure may…

Keitaro: Yes, but please give me the piece without the whipped cream on it… (Decides to grab it on his own) Oh, wait, I'll just get it myself… I want some sauce on it too… (Dips it in the peanut butter) There we go, nothing like chicken with peanut butter on it…

Naru: EEEW! Why do you want peanut butter on Chicken?

(Keitaro stuffs it in his mouth starts chewing it, and violently gags it out)

Girls: EEEW!

Ryan: (Giggling) You OK?

Keitaro: (Gags again, everyone laughs)

Motoko: Don't vomit over the table. That's uncivilized, for crying out loud!

(Drew Laughs)

DING!

Motoko: Don't vomit all over the table! We have enough food on it as is!

(Drew/Clive laugh)

DING!

Motoko: Don't vomit all over the table! We don't have a dog to come over here and lick it up…

(Everyone laughs)

Keitaro: Quick, give me the champagne! (Points at the bottle)

Ryan: Right away… (Picks up bottle, hands it very carefully to Keitaro, who almost drops it)

Keitaro: Thanks… (Brings bottle to face, takes several gulps, makes a face) Much better… That was disgusting!

Naru: So why did you eat chicken with peanut butter on it, then?

Keitaro: Ummmm, (Scratches his head with free hand, still holding bottle) I dunno…

Naru: (Sighs) So now that that's over with, what were you gonna tell us?

Motoko: Yeah, what is so important?

Keitaro: (Still holding bottle, points in the air) Well, like I said, we have news for you... Right, Ryan?

Ryan: That's right. Keitaro and I are… In love… (reaches and grabs Keitaro's chin, caresses his face with the other hand) Aren't we, my dear…? (Keitaro puts bottle down, does same to Ryan's face)

(The girls drop their chopsticks on their plates)

Naru: Well, that just ruins dinner…

Motoko: I agree… I'm done... I lost my appetite.

Ryan: Well, we can't just waste dessert… Would you like some, Keitaro?

Keitaro: Sure… (Ryan reaches down, gets some cake, smashes it into Keitaro's mouth and face) Here, have some yourself… (Keitaro reaches down, and picks up some cake and mashes it into Ryan's mouth and face)

(Colin holds hand under Ryan's mouth Ryan spits out excess cake, Colin drops it)

Ryan: Now, come here and kiss me… (Extends hand out and caresses Keitaro's cheek)

Keitaro: I don't know… (Wayne pushes Keitaro inch over to Ryan) Alright! (Wayne's hand caresses Ryan's cheek and Ryan and Keitaro come in for a quick kiss on the lips. Motoko and Naru look at the two with a look of shock on their faces)

Ryan: Champagne, Champagne! (Colin with his free hand grabs the Champagne bottle and brings it to Ryan's mouth, and Ryan takes a large gulp.)

BUZZZ BUZZ BUZZZ!

Drew: (laughing) Ok, that's enough!

(Ryan/Colin and Keitaro/Wayne separate, Wayne and Colin wipe their hands off, Ryan and Keitaro wipe their faces off)

Naru: Oh, my god, they actually kissed…

Ryan: Yes, but was the tongue necessary?

Girls: EEEW!

Drew: (Laughing) Oh man, just when you thought 'Queer Eye' was the gayest show around, along comes 'Whose Line is it Anyway'… Boy, am I gonna have trouble sleeping tonight… I'll give 10 thousand points to Ryan and Keitaro for kissing, and 5 thousand points to Ryan's wife, and Naru, Keitaro's girlfriend for sympathy purposes…

Clive: I'd give points, but I used all the rest of my points to buy 'Songs of Hinata-sou' because Tama said it was so good…

Tama: Myuh!

Drew: Let's go on to a game called 'Film Dub.' In this game, Ryan, Colin, and Keitaro are going to watch a film clip where we have turned down the sound, and they are gonna supply all the words and the dialect. Now, the clip we picked out is a scene from Love Hina: Episode 12, starting at 2:14 on the clock, where Naru has just inquired about Shinobu's new miso soup, and where we pick up is where Shinobu is starting to tell everyone about her new soup. The scene is: in the kitchen before disaster strikes… Take it away guys…

(A/N: Whoever is voicing over a certain character will have that character's name beside them in parenthesis. Example: Ryan speaking over Shinobu would show like:

Ryan (Shinobu): Dialect………)

-Scene Starts-

(Shinobu is pictured in the kitchen)

Ryan (Shinobu) Hey guys look what I made today… (Shinobu holds up a jar with brownish stuff on the brim) Why, its honey mixed with hot-tar…

(Suu and Kitsune are pictured eating)

Colin (Suu): (Eating) Wow, this is great roasted dog-vomit!

Ryan: (Laughing) Wha..?

(Drew, Wayne and Ryan laugh, Keitaro tries to hold it in, the girls in background scream, 'EEEW')

Keitaro (Kitsune): Mmmhmm. Nothing beats your roasted dog-vomit…

(Scene shows dinner table, Suu and Kitsune on left, Naru and Keitaro on right, Shinobu behind in the kitchen)

Ryan (Shinobu): Thanks, (giggling)…

(Shinobu walks to left, jumps back)

Ryan (Shinobu): (Screams)

(Scene turns around to kitchen view of Shinobu scared, and Keitaro rushes in, before Keitaro can voice himself, Colin jumps in)

Colin (Keitaro): (yelling) I HATE YOUR ROASTED DOG-VOMIT!

Ryan (Shinobu): (freaking out, pointing) Oh, no, I just spilled the honey mixed with hot tar… (scene shifts, shows a large cockroach on the floor) Oh, we can cook that instead!

(Keitaro jumps in fright, Shinobu looks scared, others are pictured in background looking in)

Colin (Keitaro): (Screams) No, I want my honey with hot-tar, and I'm gonna throw a tantrum! (Says this as he is running off and starts climbing the wall, as if he were the roach) See, I'm throwing a tantrum! I'm throwing a tantrum! I want my Honey with hot tar!

Ryan (Shinobu): Quick, I don't wanna touch it, you get it!

(Keitaro pops up from corner of screen)

Colin (Keitaro): No, wait! (Keitaro stands in front of roach with can pointed at it) We can add this roach to the honey with hot-tar. I'll squirt it with this napalm and we can set it on fire!

(Scene shifts, Keitaro is holding can pointed at camera, breathing heavily)

Ryan (Shinobu): (not pictured) Quick, blow on it to get the fire going!

Colin (Keitaro): (Making blowing noises)

(Suddenly, roach flies into Keitaro's face, Keitaro falls back)

Colin (Keitaro): AAAAH! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!

(Motoko jumps up as Keitaro falls to floor with roach on his face and Motoko draws sword)

Keitaro (Motoko): DAMMIT! You put peanut butter on my chicken and it made me vomit all over the table! (Shouting) You will die now!

(Motoko Strikes, Keitaro goes flying into cutting table, falls onto floor upside down next to roach)

Colin (Keitaro): AAAAOOOOOWWWWWW! I knew I shouldn't have come to this place today…

(Scene stops at 2:52)

BUZZZZZZZZ!

Drew: Mmm. Mmm! Just what I always wanted, roasted dog-vomit!

(Everyone laughs)

Wayne: (Laughing) Right, and the vomiting on the table…

Colin: Hey, Suu'll eat anything, so I was just going along with that…

Drew: You guys are just sick. I'm not giving any points for that…

(Everybody laughs)

Naru: Wow that was utterly disgusting…

(Suu looks up)

Wayne: Oh no, here it comes!

Suu: Is roasted dog vomit yummy?

(Everyone laughs at the irony of Suu's question)

Colin: See what I mean?

Shinobu: Suu! Did you not just hear how they said it was disgusting?

Suu: Well, you guys think the spicy food from my home country is disgusting too.

Kitsune: Suu, that's different…

Suu: You still haven't answered my question…

Naru: I give up…

Wayne: (Laughing) Suu's hopeless…

DING!

Wayne: Suu's Suu.

DING!

Wayne: Suu must be related to Garfield…

Motoko: Suu, do you think any kind of vomit would be tasty?

Suu: (sighs in defeat) I guess not. What about Honey with hot tar? Is that yummy?

Girls: SUU!

Drew: Suu, anything that Colin or Ryan make up for food is probably disgusting, unless you have personally tried it…

Suu: Oh, I see now… (Naru sighs)

(Everyone laughs)

Ryan: That's almost as bad as the time Colin used cannibalism as an example of things that would ruin a dinner…

DING!

Ryan: That's almost as bad as the time we ate the neighbor's annoying dog, because he wouldn't shut up at 3:30 in the morning…

Girls: EEEW!

DING!

Ryan: That's almost as bad as the one time in Spaceballs when the mafia man ate a piece of Pizza the Hutt.

(Everyone laughs)

Drew: Hey that was great! We're gonna break for a commercial, and when we return, more fun on 'Whose Line is it Anyway!' Don't go anywhere!