rating: ? T myeb?
characters: jane dirk jake
pairings: dirkjane lololol
summary: wtf diad i do?


jaen an dirk were hanging out henw sudnly jake caled dirk.

"Dirk, whuz hapenin" jane asked and drik sighed and hung up on his phone

"Jus jake bein a dick. I like dicks do you like dicks." He says casually annd u blush

"I like ur dick" you blurt out and you laugh nervously. "Not weird is it?" You ask

"Nipe!" He says "everyone wants this poece of haaawwwtt ass "

"shucks buster lets mak out now" u say an he agrees