Hey guys, I'm back with the next chapter of The Demon's Blessing! YEAH!
I apologize for the long wait, but my birthday passed, and fall exams arrived, and more work, and Modern Warfare 3, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, and Batman: Arkham City, and NBA 2k12, and a new laptop...you get the idea.
I'm glad that I got a lot of feedback for the last chapter. It shows that you guys are reading this story and like it.
About Itachi and Minato, I see that most of you still believe that Minato would kick ass. I agree, but I still think that it would be a great fight to watch.
Anyway, it seems that a majority of my reviews for this chapter was pertaining to the question about who would win and not the chapter itself…not that I'm complaining, as a review is a review. But I think that I will start posting a question at the end of each chapter that asks who would win in a battle. Yes, that sounds interesting indeed…
I realized something that I want explained. If I'm correct (and I assume I am), Hashirama divided the nine Bijuu so that each great village had the same power. That would've meant that one village had the Ichibi and Hachibi, a second with the Nibi and Nanabi, the third with the Sanbi and Rokubi, the fourth with the Yonbi and Gobi, and the last with the Kyuubi. Obviously Iwa and Kiri would be right in this equation, since Iwa had the Four and Five Tails and Kiri the Three and Six Tails. And, from what I'm seeing, the Ichibi is a sand demon...which more than likely means that it was given to Suna. So how did the Hachibi end up in Kumo with the Nibi? And how, exactly, did such a small village as Taki get the Nanabi? I can understand that maybe through the wars the Hachibi Jinchuriki ended up in Kumo, but how did Taki snag the Nanabi? And if Kumo always had the Nibi, then how did Taki get the Nanabi from Kumo, no less? (My brain is overloaded by the strain of figuring this out.)
Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, the other day on my way back from a soccer game we played, our team bus passed by this nice little restaurant on East 90th Street and Third Avenue called Naruto Ramen. It was…funny, to say the least.
Anyway, without further ado, here comes the next chapter of The Demon's Blessing!
"Team Ten, here to save your ass!" Kiba exclaimed. Naruto sighed.
"You realize that we are going up against two of the biggest criminals and strongest ninja in the world, right Kiba?" Naruto deadpanned. Kiba merely shrugged.
"So what? We're fighting the older brother of the kanjō rokudenashi (in English, emotionless bastard) and a man that looks like a shark. It can't be that bad." Kiba stated. Naruto sighed and moved next to the bearded jonin and hooded genin.
"Naruto, Kiba, you two will have to take on Itachi. He's more of a long range fighter, and he won't let me get close." Asuma stated while brandishing his trench knives threateningly. "I'll take Kisame."
Naruto merely nodded. "Sounds good to me."
In three blurs, the two genin and the infamous missing nin were gone from the site of the other battle as if they had never been there.
Zabuza's eyes widened as several tendrils of shadows appeared from behind the Aburame, all poised to skewer him. He forced himself to land short of his target, but the strange things shot forward even further. He sliced at them, but they simply weaved around the blade and took it away from him. Several others stabbed him through the stomach, the shoulders, the arms, and one hit him in the left lung.
The Demon of the Bloody Mist gasped in pain and in lack of breath as his lung was stabbed through. He could feel the internal bleeding, and the blood piling up within his lung, keeping him for breathing and drowning him at the same time. On the brink of death, Zabuza groaned as he decided that he would take out Shino and Shikamaru in his last, desperate attack.
Unfortunately for him, several other shadow tendrils impaled him in vital areas; one to his right lung, one to his heart, one to his forehead, one to each eye, and one through the neck. The proud demon gurgled for a bit and stumbled backwards before falling backwards and landing eagle-spread.
As the demon died on the road, one last thought floated across his mind.
'I hope my killer wasn't another genin…I would never live it down.' he thought before passing away. As he died, a short brief flicker of Haku's face traveled through his mind, but he had no time left to think on it anymore.
Zabuza Momochi was dead, with Shikamaru Nara his killer.
Said Nara boy's legs suddenly turned into jelly and buckled. He slid down the tree he was leaning on to the ground, eyes wide and heart beating quickly.
He had taken his first life.
He knew, unlike some other people he knew, that the life of a ninja was full of death and destruction. There was a point in your career where you would kill someone. But the Nara hadn't really expected that point to be so soon. That, of course, sent him into shock.
His shock didn't last long, however, as Shino slapped him silly. The Nara glared up at his silent and intellectual friend.
"Shikamaru. I know that you didn't want to kill him, and you probably didn't like killing him, but if you hadn't, I would have died. You did the right thing, no matter how wrong it may seem. Remember that." Shino stated. Shikamaru stared him for a few seconds before sighing.
"So troublesome, but you're right. Come on, Kiba went to help Naruto, but I think that they will need our help as well." Shikamaru stated. Shino nodded and the two shot off in the direction of their friends.
Haku's eyes peered through the mist, looking for whoever had made that shout. If they were going to interfere, then she would have no choice but to put them down.
Her eyes widened as she saw a large ball rolling at her. She could just barely make out the object as a person before leaping away from her mirror. The boy crashed into the mirror she was in and circled back around, smashing the whole bottom layer of mirrors. She leapt into the lone mirror that hung at the top as the boy finally came to a stop and shrunk to normal size in front of Hinata.
"Chouji! Thank Kami you're here. That guy is really strong, so you better be careful." Hinata stated while standing back up, albeit slowly. Chouji nodded and handed her a pill.
"Take this. It's an Akimichi soldier pill. It does the same thing as a regular soldier pill, but you won't feel as exhausted after you use it as you do when you have taken a normal one." Chouji said, handing her the tablet without taking his eyes off of the Akatsuki member who he was to battle. Hinata gratefully took the pill and swallowed it. She instantly felt the pill refill her reserves of chakra quickly. In a matter of a few seconds, she had all of her chakra back.
"Let's do this!" she said. She and Chouji charged at Haku, who watched impassively, waiting for an opening.
Itachi ducked under a claw from Kiba and spun around as the small white companion of Kiba tried to bite him. When he stopped spinning, he kicked the incoming Kiba back and blocked a punch from Naruto. He jumped back as a gray spinning drill tried to pierce his ribcage on his right and watched as Kiba and Naruto met up.
They discussed something for a minute before Kiba jumped back up in the air thirty feet above Itachi. "Fang over Fang!" Naruto leapt slightly above him, doing hand signs.
"Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" Naruto yelled. The spinning Kiba suddenly intensified in speed and charged at Itachi even more violently than usual. Itachi, however, simply side stepped away and watched as Kiba collided with the water. Naruto landed, doing more hand signs.
"Lightning Style: False Darkness!" he said. Instead of opening his mouth, however, Naruto pointed a palm at Itachi. The lightning bolt flew out quickly, intent on hitting him. Itachi jumped over the attack, preparing hand signs of his own.
Kiba then burst back out of the water still spinning. Itachi impassively looked at him and aimed his jutsu at Kiba instead.
"Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu." he said flatly. A large ball of fire flew at Kiba, who was too far in his jutsu to move. The Inuzuka started to panic, but a cloud of bugs grabbed his legs and pulled him away.
As Kiba landed on all fours next to Naruto, Shino and Shikamaru appeared next to him. Kiba grinned.
"Now there's no way we can lose!" he shouted. Naruto sighed.
'He still doesn't understand. Oh well.' "Shadow Style: Shadow Spear Impalement!" he announced. Several distortions in the air appeared and spears made of pure shadows shot out, all aimed for Itachi.
But apparently, Itachi's Sharingan was able to pick up on each shot, no matter how fast they came. He ducked, dodged, and wove his way through the attack until Naruto released a hold on the jutsu. The blond juggernaut then fired up another move.
"Demon Skill: Blackfire Dragon!" he said. The flames of Amasterasu, to Naruto's surprise and Itachi's well-hidden astonishment, rose up and formed a dragon. Naruto's eyes narrowed.
'So the Blackfire Dragon is made from Amasterasu flames, it would seem. But then, doesn't that mean...!' Naruto thought. To his fear, Itachi made the same hand signs he did, but didn't speak anything. Half of the Amasterasu flames forming Naruto's dragon was violently ripped away from the main body and floated over to Itachi. In a matter of seconds, two Blackfire Dragons were facing off.
Naruto's dragon charged first, intent on destroying Itachi rather than the dragon. Itachi's dragon moved forth and attempted to intercept the other fierce beast. But in another strange twist, as each dragon approached each other, Naruto's dragon curved downward violently and exploded in the water, whilst Itachi's shot up into the sky and exploded in a series of black fireworks. Naruto grimaced.
'This is going to be so much more complicated than it needs to be...' he thought as Kiba ran forward again.
Asuma swiped again at Kisame, who blocked easily with the sword. Kisame sent a powerful side swipe at Asuma's right ribcage. Samehada collided brutally, but Asuma turned into a beam of wood that was cut in half.
Glancing back up at the bridge, Kisame saw his newest adversary finish a few hand signs.
"Earth Style: Earth and Stone Dragon!" he said. A large brown dragon rose up from the dirt nearby the bridge and charged at Kisame, who made his own hand signs.
"Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!" he said. Under Kisame, the water bubbled and then exploded into a seventy foot water dragon that dwarfed Asuma's own by at least twenty feet. Riding on the dragon's head, Kisame charged the earth dragon itself.
But then, five feet before the dueling beasts made of opposing elements collided, Kisame jumped forward and cut clean through the dragon that Asuma had put his chakra into. The shark man's own dragon continued onward and almost smashed Asuma into the bridge like an annoying bug, but luckily for the bearded jonin, a simple Substitution would suffice.
Asuma reappaared a little bit farther down the bridge, trench knives gone and several kunai knives in his hands. Kisame grinned and leapt back onto the concrete construction of Tazuna's, charging the bearded man. Asuma breathed out deeply before launching his knives and charging behind them.
Kisame, as expected, rose his sword to block each kunai. But a single weapon managed to get through his guard and fly by him. Asuma grinned...and then disappeared.
Kisame, to his credit, saw the lone kunai that was left floating in the air when Asuma disappeared and turned around, sword in a defensive position. This proved to be beneficial to him, as Asuma was ready to bifurcate him at the waist. Kisame's ninja reflexes allowed him to block the strike from Asuma's wind chakra-covered blades.
"You almost had me there, buddy." Kisame said while grinning. Asuma grunted as Kisame slowly forced more strength into the deadlock. His advantage had now turned against him.
Finally, Asuma was on one knee, and Kisame was looming above him. Suddenly, the monster of a man raised his legendary blade above his head for a powerful, deadly strike that would most likely cave his head in. "THIS IS IT FOR YOU!"
And the sword came swinging down.
"This is why I'm not going to pay you! You ninja are too weak-hearted, and demand way too much money. So I'm just going to kill you all and then get the profits from your corpses!" Gatou yelled from across the bridge at the assembly of ninja. Kisame and Itachi glared at the man and his army, while Teams Ten and Seven (even Kakashi) stood behind them, watching the confrontation. Zabuza and Haku lay next to each other, both dead.
Asuma should have died, but Itachi stayed Kisame's hand at the last minute. Kisame appeared angry at first about leaving the jonin alive, but Itachi reminded him of a special "plan" their leader had for the Leaf ninja. That apparently included leaving all of them alive- much to Kisame and Hidan's disappointment.
The groups were about to face off when Kakashi reappeared, apparently having received chakra from a couple of clones Naruto discreetly made earlier. Once more, the battle was to resume, but Haku came flying out of the mist in a crumpled heap. Following him, a rolling Choji squashed him like a bug. His last words to Naruto had been "My room...Gatou's warehouse...salamander contract...take it..." before dieing from having his internal organs flattened by Choji's Human Boulder. Shortly after his death, Hinata came crawling out of the mist with a fresh batch of ice senbon lodged all over her body. Choji had gotten lucky because at that point, he was using the Spiky Human Boulder, which protected him from the less spiky ice salvos.
For the third time, the battle should have resumed, with Team Ten against Kisame and Team Seven (minus Hinata) fighting Itachi, but Gatou's men and the fat midget himself appeared from the mist behind both factions. That was when he had made his decree about denying payment to the Akatsuki members...which, more than likely, earned him a one way ticket to Hell.
"Leaf Ninja, stay out of this. This has become personal." Kisame growled, turning his blade to his former employer's army. Itachi turned, Sharingan still activated.
"How about this; you guys can take out the army and take 45% of Gato's profits, while we take 55%. Then we part ways as neutral parties until we meet again." Kakashi proposed. Itachi thought about it for a moment or so.
"Hmm...Gatou was a multi-billionaire, so 45% is much more than we anticipated to gather...we'll take it." Itachi stated.
"Just keep Kakuzu away from the money." Kisame chuckled. Gatou growled, obviously in anger.
"You dare ignore me? You shall meet your fate here! WHOEVER BRINGS ME THEIR HEADS GETS A BONUS 100,000 RYO!" Gatou shouted to his army. They cheered merrily before rushing across the unfinished bridge. Itachi and Kisame charged as well, and the two factions met quickly.
The battle, though one sided in the numbers game, was clearly in favor of the rogue ninja. Kisame did most of the killing; he ran in and sliced everyone and everything in his path apart. Itachi lagged behind, swiftly ending the lives of those Kisame had missed and watching his partner's unprotected back.
In less than two minutes, a completely bloody Kisame and his partner stood in front of Gatou, who squealed like a pig. Kisame grinned and grabbed Gatou by the throat.
"So, any last words?" Kisame asked.
"Please...spare me-"
Kisame threw him fifty, sixty, seventy feet in the air before shouting out. "Five Great Feeding Sharks!" Five large sharks rose up and charged the floating man from different angles. They all collided in a great explosion...and then blood rained from the sky.
As it rained, the world stopped for the six young genin. A single ember suddenly appeared in the air, and from it several streaks of flames wrapped around, round, until several words were formed.
CONGRATULATIONS!
FENDING OFF ZABUZA AND HAKU, TEAM SEVEN: 200 XP AWARDED!
KILLING ZABUZA, SHIKAMARU NARA: 300 XP AWARDED!
KILLING HAKU, CHOJI AKAMICHI: 200 XP AWARDED!
FENDING OFF ITACHI AND KISAME, NARUTO UZUMAKI, KIBA INUZUKA; 800 XP AWARDED!
BATTLING ZABUZA, SHINO ABURAME: 250 XP AWARDED!
BATTLING HAKU, HINATA HYUGA: 175 XP AWARDED!
COMPLETION OF WAVE ARC: 500 XP AWARDED!
SPECIAL ABILITY UNLOCKED! EMPATHY LINKS!
Instantly on all six genin's arms, several words started to appear, as if someone was writing on them. Five rows of names appeared on each genin's right arm.
EMPATHY LINKS UNLOCKED! EMPATHY LINKS CAN BE USED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANY ONE YOU SHARE A LINK WITH VIA TELEPATHY, NO MATTER HOW FAR AWAY! HOWEVER, THEY CAN BE BROKEN! UPGRADES REQUIRED TO SPEAK WITH MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE AT A TIME! UPGRADES ALSO REQUIRED TO MAKE EMPATHY LINKS MORE RESISTANT TO BEING BROKEN! TO WORK, TAP THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO ON YOUR ARM! WHEN ALL UPGRADES ARE REQUIRED, YOU CAN FORM EMPATHY LINKS AT WILL!
And just like that, all the words just disappeared. The world fast forwarded a bit to catch up with the current time; Itachi and Kisame leaving, the townspeople arriving to the scene and celebrating, and then their senseis staring at them with concern. Finally each genin snapped out of their trance.
"What happened?" Kakashi asked, concern eveident. Naruto turned away and saw that Tazuna, along with all his clones, were staring at him.
"We zoned out. Sorry." Shino stated. The two jonin glanced at each other, as if not believing it, but they bought the excuse.
"Well, now we just have to wait until Tazuna-san finishes constructing the bridge, and then we can leave. You guys can take the rest of the day off." Asuma stated. Everyone whopped and cheered before the genin left. Asuma and Kakashi trailed behind them.
Naruto sat on a branch jutting out from a tree sixty feet up. Just beyond and below him, Gatou's warehouse and headquarters- a very large building- sat. But Naruto wasn't there just to see the building; no, but a prize was somewhere in there. It was a prize he would not let slip away from him.
Making a very familiar cross symbol, Naruto spammed the surrounding trees with clones. This should have been very noticeable, but it was two in the morning. Only shinobi who knew how to channel chakra to their eyes to see better would be able to spot him or his clones.
Naruto then grinned and then made the hand sign again, but added even more chakra into it to summon his latest creation. In a puff of smoke, a girl his age appeared.
The girl was, basically, a carbon copy of Kogeri, but several things discerned the two. Whereas Kogeri had black hair, this girl had a color hair Naruto couldn't identify. Reason being: it changed color to camoflauge her in whatever surrounding she was in. The same ordeal went for the eyes, while Kogeri's eyes were a hazel color. Her clothes were almost the same, but they too were adjusted to change colors to adapt to the environment. She didn't have nearly as many weapons as Kogeri had on her, but she did have a dagger sheathed to her waist.
"Hello, Masutasupai," Naruto greeted.(A/N: I'm going to refer to her as Masuta most of the time. Her whole name is a nuisance to type out. And for those who want to know why this name, the world literally translates to "master spy.") The new clone commander merely nodded to him (she was silent by design) and turned away from him. Several clones appeared, but not in puffs of smoke. In very gentle and mostly unnoticeable breezes, twenty clones formed into existence.
"Scouting Division, reporting for duty." Masutasupai stated kneeling. Naruto motioned for her to stand.
"You don't need to kneel, Masuta-chan. Anyway, Scouting Division, I have your first official assignment for you all. This is Gatou's warehouse. As you have been briefed, he was our enemy until he met his demise. We need you to scout out the base before we storm it."
"Any particular objectives?" Masuta asked.
"Primary objective for now is to map out the whole base. Once that is done, several secondary objectives await you. You will have to account for any and all enemies within the base, locate the salamander contract scroll, and, if possible, find what remains of Gatou's riches."
"Do we have any general knowledge on the building, or are we rushing in blindly?" One nameless clone from the division asked.
"We have no info on this building. Any other questions?" Naruto asked.
"If we encounter enemies-" one clone began.
"If it is but a single enemy, knock them out and tie them up. If it is a group of enemies, do not engage." Naruto cut across. "Oh, and when you map out the building Masuta, report back."
Masuta nodded and changed form, as did most of the clones in her division. Where Masuta stood there was now instead a mouse. Most others were also mouses, but two or three were foxes, and a couple of sparrows were thrown into the mix as well. One eagle was also present-most likely to scout the rooftops, Naruto suspected. Then there were a few clones that simply activated their clothes' special abilities.
Naruto had the workers back in the Shadow Realm custom manufacture some clothes specifically fitting the needs of the Scouting Division; lightweight and not visible. The workers had actually exceded expectations by far. All clones' clothes had the ability to camoflauge the wearer, as well as transform into the type of clothing that would be the best for a certain situation. It was capable of shielding the wearer from rain and snow, and would keep the wearer cool during one hundred degree temperatures and warm during subzero weather. All in all, it was awesome.
It was no surprise, then, that he had the workers making him his outfit with that material. They were also building spears, bows and arrows for the up-and-coming Spear and Archery Divisions. The other divisions also had custom orders for clothes to suit their needs, so the Factory was working a little slow. Naruto had to expand the Factory by twenty per cent just to maintain its current rate.
Anyway, the Scouting Division nodded and took off. All the mouses jumped out of the trees and landed on the ground, crawling through small cracks in the walls. The foxes leapt into an open window. The eagle and sparrows flapped their wings and flew through the window before pulling up and landing neatly on the rafters overhead.
Ten minutes later, the eagle flew back out the opened window and over to Naruto, who stuck his arm out. The eagle landed and lowered its beak. Naruto took the scroll out of its mouth and watched as the eagle dispersed, leaving a cloud of smoke hovering over his arm. Naruto ripped open the parchment to see the contents.
The scroll was rather long. Perfectly drawn was a layout of each floor. Marked as red dots were the enemies, and black arrows showed their patterns if they were patrolling an area. On the second floor, a large room sat on the eastern wing. It was marked, "Vault of Riches." Three red dots stood inside the vault, moving down the stairs and out the first floor's back exit before coming back in and repeating. Naruto realized that the thugs were already pillaging Gatou's riches.
Masuta appeared silently next to him. "Orders, my lord?" she asked. Naruto shook his head negative, and she nodded before disappearing in a puff of smoke. Naruto could also tell that every clone within the building had also dispersed. Naruto glanced to his other clones sitting in the trees. They looked at him, waiting for his orders. He nodded curtly, giving them the go signal.
Several clones leapt down and burst through the door. About thirty launched themselves through the second floor windows, and forty in the third floor windows. Thirty five more clambered into the fourth floor, and the remainder pulled themselves into the fifth floor corridor. Naruto leapt down onto the ground gracefully and strutted into the building.
The inside was very large and grand. The floor and walls were black marble. In each corner of the hall, a gray statue of Gatou stood erect. Each depicted Gatou doing some horrible thing; killing someone, stealing something, even raping a poor lady. Naruto growled and made a hand sign.
"Demon Style: Blackfire Dragon Four Corners Strike!" he said. A large blackfire dragon exploded from him and divided into four smaller dragons...not that that mattered. Each dragon collided so violently with a statue that when the explosion died out, nothing remained. Neither rubble nor ashes were present. It was just as if that had been by design.
Groups of clones were holding onto tied up bandits and thugs who had been working for Gatou. Some were bloodied, others merely bruised. One lay dead nearby. None of that mattered to Naruto for the moment.
"Shadow Realm." he merely stated. On his last journey to the Shadow Realm, he had also expanded his Home Base by about three hundred acres, to make space for some changes. One of those changes was the Prison.
The Prison was all it advertised: a jail. He had designed it based off of a new 'update' in the Shadow Realm. The enemy army had updated so that their armies were led by human simulations. If Naruto were able to capture one and bring it to the Prison, the wardens and prison staff would work on breaking the person's mental defenses. By doing so, Naruto gained info on the enemy's whereabouts and what they were planning, as well as strengths and weaknesses and other helpful information. The only drawback to this was that it was better to wait for the Prison staff to break the leader; proceeding forward without having gotten information from a leader made the enemy's Factory overproduce monsters, which effectively set back Naruto's campaign by about a mile. Of course, by waiting to draw information from the leader, the enemy army could be changing. That's part of the reason why the Scouting Division had become one of his first priorities.
Of course, the Prison could function solely as a regular prison as well. Another cool feature was that anybody other than Naruto or his allies that entered the prison had all of their abilities and skills stripped from them. Therefore, even if somebody somehow managed a jailbreak, his power would be gone and he would simply be hunted down and exterminated.
The clones nodded and jumped into small Shadow Portals, dragging their prisoners with them. Naruto strode onward, impatient to get to the second floor.
The sight he beheld on the second floor was nowhere as near impressive as the one on the first. It was designed to replicate the first floor lobby, but the fights that had taken place on this floor had ruined the image. The statues were smashed, and the ground and walls stained red with blood. Pieces of furniture were turned over, slashed and broken. Out of the twenty bandits on the floor, only three of them were still alive.
"These are the three that's been looting our cash, sir." One of the clones said. Naruto nodded and calmly walked over to the one in the middle.
"So, you've been taking my money, eh? Tell me, where did you put the rest of that cash anyway?" Naruto asked. The man looked as if he were going to spit in Naruto's face, but a clone holding onto his shoulder ended that real quick by dislocating it. The man screamed and tried to flail about, but the clone holding his right foot pulled off the guy's sandal and broke the pinky toe. He instantly fell silent, figuring out painfully that anything otherwise would result in more pain.
"We...were loading it...onto a boat...to take away." the man said through the pain. "About one hundred yards...down the hill...don't hurt me...please."
Naruto considered this for a second. "Fine. I won't hurt you." He nodded to his clones, who snapped their necks. The lifeless cadavers dropped to the ground.
"See? Quick and painless. And I didn't even do it!" Naruto said to the bodies. His clones looked at him, partially in concern for his mental well being and partially in expectation for more orders. Naruto turned to them, mental defenses back online.
"Right. Grab the loot and put it in the Vault. We're out of here." Naruto ordered. The Vault was an underground part of his main mansion in Home Base that held all of his riches. The clones nodded and started taking handfuls of gold coins, silver necklaces, and a few marble statues. Naruto smirked and disappeared.
A few days later, Teams Seven and Ten stood at the edge of the now completeld bridge, saying their goodbyes to the people of Wave.
"We'd best be going now." Kakashi said. The two teams nodded and walked away, still waving at the grateful people behind them.
When the bridge and the people faded from view, Naruto's emotionless face returned as he started striking up a conversation with Kyuubi.
'Alright Kyuubi, let's play Twenty Questions!'
Cut!
There you go, guys! The next chapter will be a question and answer session, since I've been getting a lot of questions recently. If you have one, I'd suggest that you ask it in a review before I post the next chapter so that Kyuubi can answer it for you.
I am also pleased to announce that I will have a new crossover story out by Monday between Naruto and Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus. If you like either or both, I hope you decide to check it out!
So guys, that's about it for now.
Until next time,
Andrew out!
Who Would Win?
Naruto (before he can control Kyuubi's chakra) or Itachi?
(Edit- 12/02/11): Congrats to me! I've got my first flamer, so its time to publicly embarass them!
On November 26, a punkass bitch named SalemTheSpeakerOfTruth said:
You're a terrible author. Please stop writing.
I don't care if there are 80 other people saying you're awesome, and to keep it up. None of that changes your terrible writing skills. It's like you're a third grader, honestly.
So, let's start with this fact. This guy has never published a story before, and yet he dares to criticize my writing. I'd like to see you do better, bitch!
He doesn't tell me anything even remotely helpful. He says that 'I have terrible writing skills,' that I'm 'like a third grader.' If you're going to say that, then at least tell me what I'm doing wrong, you cock-sucking, father-fucking, monkey-ass licking bastard!
On top of that, he dissed my fans. He doesn't care about what you guys say about this. He's being a bitch, through and through. No matter how many good things I've seen about this story, he refuses to accept it. Fine. Go and cry in your little bitch corner. May your soul rot in Hell.
How am I like a third grader? Can my loyal readers answer this?
I deeply appreciate each and every comment I get, but not flames. There is no help in it.
So, if you're reading this Salem: GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH. IF YOU DON'T LEAVE MY STORY ALONE, ME AND MY READERS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FORCE FEEED THEM TO YOU. THEN WE'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY. WHEN YOU DIE, WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR SOUL GETS A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT IN HELL.
Sorry if you guys considered this an update, but I really needed to get that off my chest.
