Disclaimer: I do not own Naru-chan. Sasuke does!! Well if you go into technicality they belong to Masashi Kishimoto but Sasuke will always own Naruto. Possessive bastard will never give me poor little Naru-chan! Me is very sad now knowing that I will never own Naruto. Only in my dreams...

Hi again to me's readers. Sorry if I haven't updated for a while but with my writer's block and me getting sick and had to stay in my stupid son of a bed for a few days. Curse you, you very comfortable bed! You and your cushiony goodness! Where was I? Oh! But anyway let us just get on with the chapter before I waste another ten minutes of your time with useless information. Even if it might be awesome... (Ugh... my headache came back. I hate being sick...) Meep...

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A Little Recap On the Story Shall We Peoples...

"You're sister is crazy!" Quietly whispered Sakura to Sasuke and Naruto.

"Did you just figure that out? I knew that from the first time that I met her." Naruto whispered back to Sakura. Sasuke mentally agreed to that comment.

"What did you say, Na-ru-to?" Sickenly yet politely questioned her so called little sister. The trio froze, shivers running down their spines.

"That's what I thought! Now here's the release form. When you're done go to the desk and turn it in. Then they will give you guys one of the two scrolls needed to finish the exam. Get both needed by any means necessary and get to the tower. People will not hesitate to kill you three. Treat this as you would like a real mission. Good luck." Informed Anko as she turned and headed back to someplace. (You probably haven't seen this side of Anko. lol) Anko then stopped and turned her slightly around.

"Oh... and Naruto, I bet you can't wait for the little present I got you for when you came back. Kukukukukukuku." Cackled Anko as she seemed to vanish into oblivion. Naruto shivered. She did not like the sound of that.

"Dobe are you coming or what?" Asked Sasuke as they turned their forms in.

"Don't call me dobe, teme!" Shouted Naruto as she ran over to her teammates. Not far from the three there was a plan unfolding.

"We already know what to do right?" Asked a man. The other two nodded their heads. This is going to be fun.

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"WOOT!! I am pumped up for this!! So do we start beating up people yet?!" Excitedly and loudly exclaimed the girl with gold as the sun hair. She turned to her teammates and gave one of her signature cheeky grins all the while yelling 'dattebayo'.

"Baka!! We haven't even started the exam yet! So keep quiet." Ordered Sakura as she playfully whacked the smaller girl on the back of her head. Which still hurt as hell I might add.

"That hurt Sakura-chan." Whined Naruto as she caressed her abused head.

"Dobe. It's not like there's anything in there for you to be worried about." Stated Sasuke as a matter of factly.

"What did you call me teme!? I can castrate you if you would like me too!!" Shouted Naruto as she cracked her knuckles. Sasuke took a HUGE step back. Stay away from women of they threaten to take away your manhood. It won't end pretty. Sakura sighed. God her teammates were childish.

"You know any male would consider that a major threat do- I mean Naruto. " Stated Sasuke as he was still quite a distance away from the kyuubi vessel.

"That's the reason I use the threat in the first place, it scares off all the perverts and pedophiles." Informed Naruto to her two teammates. Sasuke seemed pissed about it.

"What!?" He yelled in a very unlike Uchiha manner. (Sasuke, lol)

"Didn't you just hear me teme?" Said the blonde haired female.

"So you're saying that perverts tried to... ...grope you?" Angrily asked Sasuke. You could see the fumes coming out of his ears.

"Yeah...but I beat them to a bloody pulp, and once even ending up to 'injure' one very persistent stalker for life. Let's just say that he technically isn't a man anymore." Articulated Naruto as she smirked devilishly. The two shuddered. Now they felt sorry for the guy...woman, whatever. But Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at that.

"Uh...hello? Yo guys do know that I am here, right?" Asked a voice. The trio turned back to look at the man.

"Oh... sorry Iruka-sensei. I guess we kinda forgot that you were there." Chirped Naruto while rubbing the back of her head. The others looked apologetic as well.

"Okay... since NOW that I have all of your attention, I can explain it in more deatil." Stated Iruka as he stopped in front of one of the entrances to the Forest of Death. He continued talking. (I would rather skip this part before I die of boredom. If you did want to read the rules and regulations for part two of the chuunin exams then tough luck cuz your reading a story written by a lazy, perverted yaoi fangirl. lol)

"And You guys can go now. I am proud of all of you." Said Iruka as he smiled and opened the gate to the Forest of Death. In a flash and they were gone.

'They're not children anymore.' Thought Iruka as he closed the gate and went on his way.

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It had been hours since the exam had started now. Team seven had been going at a very quick pace. They were now almost in the center of the forest; only kilometers away from the tower. They had a heaven scroll so their first task was to find a team with an earth scroll. Then they could have all the 'fun' to their hearts content, or to Naruto's heart content. There was a small amount of commotion behind them.

"Did you guys hear that?" Whispered the pink haired female. The two nodded their heads yes.

"Futon: Daitoppa (1)" Then a whirlwind came and destroyed their surrounding leaving them wide in the open.

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(1) The English name for it is 'Wind Release: Great Breakthrough'. It tears up anything that is in its path. It is either a high c-rank jutsu or low B-rank jutsu.

Dang! Another short chapter for this story. I thought it would be longer but the damn sleeping medicine that I am taking for my temperature is starting to take effect. But I will update soon! That I do promise to my faithful readers. I suggest you leave before I see dancing cactuses. Look! It's Cactaur. Yey... (Also as a mental note, this story has finally made it to the 10,000 word mark. WOOT!)