AN: I'm officially 21 today woohoo! and I'd like to warn you that I'm slightly influenced at the moment so... if there are any mistakes blame my roommates for being brilliant bartenders. Anywho, hello new readers and welcome to my lovely realm of awesomeness :) Onwards... this chapter was quite entertaining to write, I laughed like a mad men all the way through. The song of the chapter is 'Get Lucky' by Daft Punk.

Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Glee or their characters, but I do own 'this' world I created. This is slightly AU. Sam, Quinn, and Brittany never went to McKinley. This is Rated M for language, humor, and some future steamy lady sexy times, but there is an epic storyline in the making! So Enjoy! ;)

Ch. 9 Get Lucky

Kurt and Rachel were quiet as I finished filling them in on what has been going on with Brittany and I. I stood patiently in front of the two and waited for them to say something or well anything. After a few more minutes of silence Kurt hit Rachel suddenly out of nowhere. My eyes widened at that.

What the hell...

"Ow! Kurt! What was that for", she complained as she rubbed her arm and I watched on in confusion as well.

Kurt made an annoyed noise.

"You no good cheat! You partially knew what was going on but still bet with me!", he complained. "I want my money back!", he shouted.

Bet... What bet?

"Hah! No can do buster, one should not speculate without proper information Kurt", she said with a triumphant smile and I was still confused.

What...

"You are a downright cheater and I will never bet with you on Santana's personal life ever again!", he whined and I frowned.

"You did what now?", I hissed and the two shrugged at me.

"You were acting weird", Kurt said is if it was obvious. "You were being spacey and going out all the time, then you'd come home with a dopey look on your face. I thought you were on drugs", he said simply and I scowled.

Drugs! ...really!?

"I knew you weren't doing drugs for a fact because that's not your style", Rachel piped in before I could give Kurt an order of Snix juice. "Unlike Kurt, I guessed at the time that you were sneaking off to see someone because that's what it looked like to me. The beginnings of a beautiful secret romance. Like Romeo and Juliet!", Rachel swooned and I rolled my eyes. She continued though, "Kurt had no faith in you whatsoever so we bet and then I found out about Brittany when you drank your weight in vodka. Kurt lost and I got his paycheck, now we're here", she absolutely beamed. I stared at Kurt with a look of disbelief and anger.

"You were that confident in the possibility that I was doing drugs you bet your whole friggin paycheck!?", I screeched at him and he huffed.

"No... I know thinking you were on drugs was a bit extreme...", he trailed off at my glare. "-but I couldn't back out on the bet, it was with Rachel and she'd never give it a rest", he explained while Rachel squawked in outrage.

"Hey! What is that supposed to mean", the tiny brunette complained but Kurt ignored her.

"I wasn't confident that you were doing drugs. I was confident that Rachel and I would be completely wrong and that the bet would be void. I knew there was no way you could be snorting up lines behind our backs... besides the way you were moaning and groaning about Anna; you falling for someone else so quickly was unlikely", he clarified and I just scoffed at the boy.

"You two are ridiculous", I mumbled just as I walked over and plopped down onto the couch. "Who's making breakfast today?", I wondered aloud and the room was quiet for a few seconds.

"Nose goes!", Rachel shouted and I quickly touched my nose as Rachel did.

Kurt was confused as to why we were touching our noses.

"You have to make us breakfast Hummel. Hah! Serves you right for being a pain", I told him and he frowned.

"What? ...Why?!", he whined. "What the hell is a nose goes?", he complained.

"Nose goes is a game of speed. The last person to touch their nose after someone shouts out 'nose goes' has to do whatever chore or task we couldn't agree on. It's like a more efficient eenie meanie minie mo", Rachel explained and Kurt got up.

"That is so stupid and unfair, I didn't know the rules", he grumbled but headed to the kitchen to make something for us to eat.

Rachel and I high-five loudly then I turn on the tv. The first thing I hear is "digivolve too!" and Rachel squeals. Digimon is on, and I grumble and whine about how much I hate that show even though I don't. I love this show very much. Rachel knows I'm full of baloney and barely listens to my faux complaints. This is a usual thing for me to do to keep up my street cred so Rachel ignores me and continues to watch the cartoon and I eventually do too. By the time Kurt is finished making breakfast for me and him and something separate for Rachel we've already seen two episodes. The third episode is just beginning when Kurt sets our food down on the small table in front of us with some drinks. When noting what we're watching, he squeals louder than Rachel had earlier and sits down with his food.

"I love angemon he's so sexy!", he admitted and Rachel and I agreed.

"Ken could so get it, he has the whole misunderstood bad boy thing down pat", I said after seeing him on screen.

Rachel laughed and pointed out another character. "I like Kairi, she's the best, she's the golden star of the group and everyone likes her", she said proudly.

Kurt and I rolled our eyes, huffing at the same time.

"Everyone likes Kairi because she's a digi-whore", Kurt muttered and I choked on the orange juice I was drinking.

Hahahaha!

Rachel squawked in outrage then proceeded to go on an all out Digimon rant. I sat there with a grin on my face as they argued like children. If someone walked in right now they'd call us dweebs because of the topic they were arguing over. Their bickering continued for the rest of the episode and I eventually got fed up. Another episode of Digimon began but it was a different generation. I decided to end the bickering when I noticed the theme song starting up. I sang loudly to drown out their stupid feud.

"We look to the past, as we head towards the future! to reclaim the Digital world!", I sang along with the theme song and Rachel's retort died on her lips as she gaped at me.

"Oh! I love this opening, it's one of my favorites", Kurt's eyes lit up as he squealed. "With faith in ourselves and trust in each other", he sang obnoxiously and I joined him.

"We live by the lessons we learned!", we shouted.

"As we work towards one solution", Kurt sang to me and I sang right back.

"Through a spirit evolution!". Kurt pretended to beat on drums before shouting "DIGIMON!", and I acted like his background singer with the remote in my hand as a microphone.

"Forever united as one", I sang in symphony to his loud shouts of "DIGIMON!". Rachel laughed at our swaying bodies but joined us at the end.

"Through us let your spirit evolve", we sang loudly all together. "If we're all for one world, there's a world for us all, if we're all for one world there's a world for us all...", we prolonged the last word before shouting "DIGIMON!". We sunk back into the couch cushions laughing our heads off.

We are so lame...

Everyone composed themselves afterwards and pretended like we didn't just have a massive sing along. I felt good but something was missing. My phone vibrated then began to ring. I pulled it out of my pocket and when I saw who it was, I got up and zipped straight to my room. I ignored the wolf whistles Kurt threw at me and shut my door. I hurriedly answered and I heard Brittany's relieved tone.

"Oh good I thought you weren't going to answer", she prompted and I chuckled.

"Oh no I wouldn't dream of it... how are you feeling today?", I asked seriously and Brittany hummed.

"Mm... I'm as good as I can be", she answered and I sort of felt like an insensitive jerk for asking that.

Of course she isn't okay! She has cancer!

I aimed to say something but Brittany beat me to the punch. She threw me off balance with her statement.

"I want to go somewhere with you today", she switched the subject and I tried not to jump around in excitement.

Don't get your hopes up! Its not like she's asking you on a date. She's probably referring to the park...

"Where? to the park?", I questioned calmly and she snorted.

"No silly if I wanted to go there I would have said so. Lets go somewhere else, do something different...", she trailed off and from a number of emotions spiraling through my mind I fell silent. "...unless you don't want to", she backpedaled.

My eyes opened in alarm.

"No no no... I do! I do. I'm just... uh sorry. I was thinking of places to go", I covered and Brittany made a humming sound again.

"Hmm... okay, so what do you suppose we do?", she questioned and I aimed to answer but I was getting an incoming call from Finn.

I almost ignored it but thought against it because what if he seriously needed me.

Damn my morals...

"There's a lot of things we can do actually... but hey Britt? one of my coworkers is calling so I'll call you later. Text me your address and I'll definitely surprise you with an awesome date plan", I suggested.

Brittany let out a laugh and she began taunting me. "Ooo! a date you say?", she asked before her voice became unbelievably confident. "Well well well Santana Lopez, if I didn't know any better I would think you were trying to put the moves on my extremely sexy self", she said seriously.

I couldn't help the snort that slipped. Brittany was above the line of cocky sometimes... I rolled my eyes at the woman antics and aimed to retort dryly but my phone beeped again saying that Finn was still calling.

"Whatever...", I settled for instead. "Britt I have to go", I laughed and she conceded.

Its not until Brittany begins to say goodbye that I realize that I don't want her to hang up. I don't want to ever stop talking to her or just...being with her and I hate hamburglar Finn so much in this moment of revelation.

This non-date could actually be a real date if I just stop being a wimp...

"See you when I see you Santana", she said easily and my mind makes its own decision.

Before she hangs up, I find myself calling out her name.

"Yes Santana ?", she drags out my name and I don't know why but my face warms at her attention.

Thank god she can't see me...

"Uh...", I scramble to articulate my words properly but fail so with the clearance of my throat, I try again. "Will you- I mean... would you mind this being a date if I meant for it to be a date?", I asked shakily and I hear a snort.

Of course she's laughing, I'm not making any sense...

I scowled at my choice of words and was just about to tell her to forget I said anything when she spoke up.

"Haha, I like you Santana do you know that?", she tells me and my mouth sort of drops. "I would've thought that after telling you I have cancer when I haven't told anyone else so easily that you'd understand where my feelings stood", she said amused. "I also told you that I can't be away from you for long", she pointed out with a laugh. "If that isn't a big enough clue that I'd love to go out with you then I don't know what to do next silly", she said easily and I gaped like a fish. "You're something else", she snorted before continuing. "I'm texting you my address now. I'll see you later.", she said simply before hanging up.

I'm an idiot.

My phone rang again and I picked up, seeing as it was Finn again.

"What is it Finn?", I questioned.

"Have you seen Rachel? I've been calling her all morning", he asked distressed and I rose an eyebrow.

Rachel never ignored anyone unless you truly bothered her. My eyes narrowed as Auntie Snix came forward.

"The hell did you do custard nipples!?", I demanded and the line was quiet. "Finn!?", I called venomously.

"Nothing!", he finally answered. "Did she tell you something?", he asked anxiously and my suspicion rose. "...Look just pass her the phone if she's there", he demanded and I frowned.

He definitely did something...

"No she didn't say anything, I was just assuming", I answered as I walked out my room. I headed straight for the brunette. "Anyway I'm checking the place and its obvious that Rachel isn't here", I said loudly and said girl looked up at me.

'Finn...', I mouthed and Rachel waved her hands around vigorously to signal that she wasn't here so I lied.

Bro code be damned. If your girl friend said she was not home, she was not home.

"Look Finn she's probably at an audition for a play", I lied. "I'll tell her to call you the second she gets back home, bye", I hung up before he could think to formulate an answer.

My eyes found Rachel's and I was tempted to ask her 'what the flying fuck was that all about?' but I had other pressing matters to attend to. I shrugged and headed towards the front door when Rachel called after me. I paused and turned to the hobbit with an inquiring glance. She threw me a look that simply stated that she'd definitely need to speak to me later and I nodded. Without saying any words I made my way out of the door and onto the streets. There was a lot of things I needed to gather and set up.

(An Hour and A Half Later...)

I looked at my roommates and waited for their critique. Rachel was still looking around but Kurt was grinning.

"So?", I queried and Kurt practically skipped to me.

"You are just the cutest Santana!", he gushed and I scowled.

"Oh don't pout, it's a compliment. I wished half the guys I dated spent half as much time creating a perfect setting for our dates then they did on their hair", he murmured dryly to himself.

I snickered at the image then looked to the short brunette next to him. She was still inspecting everything so I waited patiently for her input.

"Can I hug you?", she said suddenly and I wanted to say no so bad but I shrugged instead. She squealed at my acquiesce and launched herself at me. "She's going to love it if you say she likes the simplicity of things, besides this is pretty cute", she admitted with a smile as she stepped away from me. "Well done!", she praised and I just smirked.

Of course it's awesome, I'm awesome

Kurt rolled his eyes at my smug expression before grabbing onto the starstruck midget and pulling her out. She made sounds of complaint at being manhandled but Kurt didn't stop his pulling till he was at the front door. I watched on curiously.

"Come on, go get your girl and we'll be making ourselves scarce", he explained and I beamed. "Just try not to have a baby", he said seriously and I made a face at him.

"As much as I want to ridicule you with all these mean things I have to say, I will reign my inner bitch and refrain from doing so. You just helped me move around a lot furniture for my benefit so you're off the hook for now lady Hummel, now scram", I said with a huff.

Kurt immediately started cracking up before grabbing his keys and shoving Rachel out the door. When the door was promptly shut, I laughed at my two absurd roommates then turned back to the loft. Earlier today, I had rushed off to the appliance store and bought clear twinkle lights and candle lamps with some batteries. Then I came back home, forced Kurt to help me move the table and couches onto the far wall, and go about setting up lights and the battery powered candles everywhere in indirect places so it didn't look corny.

After that was done I pulled out my nice new black sheets that I was waiting till Christmas to put on but shrugged. Rachel helped me set my bad, fluff up my pillows, sweep my floor, and vacuum my rug. It's not that I was expecting sex or anything but if the occasion sprang up I'd be prepared. I opted to make food but after texting Brittany to subtly ask if she wanted to go out and eat she declined. Subtracting that out of my plans I remembered that she liked to dance. I borrowed Kurt's speakers and plugged it into the wall. I was happy we moved the furniture around because now the loft looked spacious. I turned off the main lights and grinned at the dim setting. My mind kept playing through what could possibly happen.

We could come back here, relax on the couch, talk for a little then dance... It was perfect and I think it's time!

I pulled out my phone and dialed Brittany's number. It rang and rang and rang and rang. I pouted after the fifth ring and moved the phone away from my ear to hang up but a hurried voice answered. I practically slapped my phone against my face to answer. I grimaced at the slight sting but upon hearing Brittany's voice I grinned.

We're like officially dating after this... that sounds so good

"Hellooo? Santana?", Brittany called and I shook my head to get my head out of the clouds.

"Uh yeah... Britt Hi!", I said nervously and Brittany chuckled.

"Oh good I thought you broke", she snorted and I rolled my eyes. She chuckled. "Any way, sorry it took me so long to answer, I was getting some clothes on for our date- wait what are we even doing? what should I wear?", she questioned.

"Nothing", I responded without thought and Brittany snorted.

"Ooo... You're a saucy one today", she taunted and I realized what I said.

"No that's not what I meant!", I explained and Brittany laughed.

"Uh-huh..."

"No seriously", I tried and Brittany made a non-committed noise.

"Sure", she quipped.

I found my eyes narrowing on their own accord as I pouted. "I don't even want to pick you up anymore", I complained much to Brittany's amusement.

"Sure...", she said again and I could practically see her infamous sly grin forming on her face.

I made a frustrated noise.

"Just wear comfortable clothes since we're coming back to my loft, my roomies are out today", I told her as I rubbed my temples with my free hand.

Brittany made a noise.

"Oh? Now it all makes sense", she said seriously and I frowned.

"What are you-", I start but she cuts me off.

"I know why you want me to wear nothing; its because we're going back to your place to have sex aren't we!?", she said in amusement and I just hung up the phone out of reflex.

I didn't even get enough time to panic about what I did when I got two incoming text messages. I inwardly cringed thinking I'd get a big 'F U!' and 'Screw the date!' message but nope that's not what I got. Instead Brittany texted me "ROFLMAO you're such a baby!" and "Come on over and get me! I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind ;)". I sighed outwardly but I still couldn't wipe the grin plastered on my face.

She was truly perfect.


I kind of fumbled with my keys when we got to the loft. It's not that I was nervous but I could feel Brittany's burning gaze on the back of my neck. I tried again to unlock my door with an annoyed curse when Brittany's hand touched my back. I jumped a little and looked at her amused eyes. She opened her mouth to speak and I steeled myself to hear her mocking remarks.

"Haha cool your jets", she said instead. "I know we're doing this backwards but still, let's enjoy our first official date before you freak out and overanalyze", she said calmly with a reassuring smile.

I tried to put on a brave face, and act like I wasn't nervous at all but I couldn't. I just took a deep breath, exhaled then finally got my key into the door so it would open. Brittany hooted in success behind me as the latch unlocked and I rolled my eyes. I opened the door wide so she could see the dark room illuminated by the lights. Brittany all but squealed and moved further in so I could shut the door.

"Santana! I love this! You really paid attention too my perfect date scenario. You combined like all my favorite things together", she said happily. "I like the dark but night lights are cool... is that a iPod dock? Are we dancing!? I haven't danced in days... you're amazing Santana", she rambled off in sheer excitement and I just stood by the door scratching my head bashfully.

"Heh... what can I say, I pride myself on being a good listener when it comes to people I love", I blurted out without thought as I walked her over to the couch and took a seat.

Brittany sent me a sly grin and immediately I realized what I said. I had never wanted so bad to rewind time and duct tape my mouth shut. Brittany continued to grin at me in such a superior way that I huffed and turned my head. The blonde on my left just giggled before I felt a hand on my knee. I looked down at her pale hand then traced my eyes up to her amused eyes. I waited for her taunts but again she threw me off balance.

"Come on let's dance", she urged as she stood back up but I saw her slight wince.

"Does it hurt? Brit-", I started but she made a stubborn face.

"I already have Sam playing doctor and worrying over every little thing I do all the time, so please not you too. I'm fine, we'll just... slow slow slow dance", she said with a lopsided grin.

I didn't want to laugh because this was a serious matter but she put so much emphasis on the word 'slow' that I couldn't help but chuckle. I just conceded to her demands and walked over to the dock. As soon as I clicked power music came blaring out.

Like the legend of the phoenix!

I scrambled to put the music down while Brittany came over to me. I opted to switch the song but Brittany stopped me with a hand to my shoulder. I looked at her cheeky grin before she began singing.

"What keeps the planet spinning? Uh... The force of love beginning, look", she said with a wink and I snorted.

She grabbed my hands and pulled them down onto her waist and she put her arms around my neck as we slowly moved around. She never stopped grinning as she sang.

"We've come too far to give up who we are", she sang and I felt my cheeks start to hurt from how much I was smiling at her. "So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars", she said while wiggling in my hold.

"She's up all night 'til the sun, I'm up all night to get some. She's up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky", I sang and Brittany's mouth dropped.

She stopped swaying immediately and I kind of worried if I was off key or something; which I'm sorry to toot my own horn but me being off key was unlikely. I gave Brittany a wondering look and she bopped my nose with her finger. I was even more confused.

"You didn't tell me you were like this perfect singer Santana! are you secretly a celebrity?", she asked suspiciously and I laughed, like really full on laughed.

Brittany gave me the evil eye but I couldn't help it. She was just... refreshing. I beamed up at the blonde and Brittany glanced at me with this look. Oh how I'd hate to be a cliche, but seriously in that moment of her staring at me everything did stop. The uplifting music became garbled barely unrecognizable background noise, and Brittany was all I cared to focus on. She seemed to notice my change in demeanor because her eyes trailed up from my eyes down to my lips and stayed there. I didn't bother fretting over the possibility that something was on my face because I knew what Brittany was hinting. Her strayed look down to my lips was 'the' signal, the tell-tale sign for me to kiss her and my heart nearly failed.

Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God...

Brittany's eyes trailed back up to mine and I just unconsciously leaned forward as much as I could. Her lips met mine halfway and the kiss was not perfect because I was tippy-toeing but it was nice and chaste. It was enough to make my head fog up and my heart to internally swoon. So I aimed to pull away but Brittany followed my retreat and captured my bottom lip for another kiss that I couldn't help returning. My mind didn't go blank like a lot of cheesy romantic books would say, in fact it was in chaos. My senses were all on overload because Jesus almighty this second kiss was intense.

Brittany held me perfectly to her, no tippy-toeing this round. I was feeling her soft lips press to mine, hearing the sound of my own heart pumping blood so wildly in my ears, I could smell a light trace of Brittany's perfume envelope me, and taste... God I could taste Brittany as her tongue begged for entrance that I eagerly granted. She had her own unique flavor that left my mind in like I said earlier, utter chaos.

This is my first/last kiss that I'll ever have...


AN: All I can say is... What did you think? Long reviews are so encouraged :)

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