Another chapter? Already? It hasn't even been a week yet! Oh well…
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Toph: What are you playing?
Me: Resident Evil 5!
Toph: Is it fun?
Me: Does killing hordes of zombies and saving mankind sound fun?
Toph: Yes!
Me: Then yes, Toph, it is fun.
Toph: Can I play?
Me: You? With your already aggressive nature that is sure to increase to a surely unstable point as a result of
viewing this violent game with blood and gore? SURE!
One Hour Later…
Toph: DIE ZOMBIE DIE!!!
Zuko: Why does that sound familiar?
(Stares at Katara)
Katara: What?
Zuko: Nothing. Nothing at all.
(The rest of the Gaang appear)
Azula: That game looks violent.
Me: It is.
Azula: Can I play?
Me: No.
Azula: Why?
Me: I don't like you!
Azula: AZULA MUST BE LOVED!!!!!!
(Everyone stares)
Azula: What?
Sokka: Moving on. Aang, what is that?
Aang: it's a cell phone. I'm texting Zuko's uncle Iroh.
Everyone looks at the message Aang has typed. It reads:
Got pic message. ROTFLOL!!!! Tea rocks!
Me: Aang, where in the known universe did you receive a cell phone?
Aang: Verizon.
Verizon commercial guys: You're covered!
Aang: I also got a laptop!
Geek Squad guys: We'll help you set it up!
Me: Uh oh, nerds! Out! I banish you!
Geek Squad: Awwww!
Me: Anyway, back to my… look the portal is back!
Everyone is sucked into T.V.
Toph: Where to you think we…Oh My God it's Chris Redfield!
Me: Holy crap! We're in the game!
Sokka: How do you know that for sure?
Chris gets killed by axe-wielding zombie.
Me: does that answer your question?
Toph: NO, CHRIS! I LOVE YOU!
Everyone stares at Toph.
Me: Zombie, eat her.
Zombie eats Toph.
Me: RUN!
Everyone runs, but Azula trips.
Azula: help me up!
Me: No.
Azula: But you're in mere feet of me!
Me: no, sorry.
Azula: Please!
Me: no.
Azula: But-
Me: no.
Everyone runs as Azula is killed by zombies.
Me: I think we're safe.
Sokka: Yah! No more zom-
Sokka is killed by flaming arrow.
Katara: Awesome! I'm an only child!
Everyone looks at her in disgust.
Katara: What?! I'm free!
Katara is then decapitated by chainsaw zombie.
Katara's head: OH C'MON!!
Zuko: KATARA!
Me: Zuko, wait!
Too make long story short: too late.
Me: There is the exit!
Giant Monster blocks the exit.
Monster: Me hungry!
Me: (picks up Aang): Have a tasty airbender!
I throw Aang at monster. The monster eats him.
Monster: Yum yum!
I go through the exit and appear back in the summer house.
Me: Well, looks like the Gaang is dead. Best go sell their stuff on eBay.
The Gaang appears unharmed and extremely angry.
Me: Hey guys! That sure was fun, wasn't it?
Azula: Zombies, attack!
The Resident Evil zombies chase me.
Me: Another chapter where I'm attacked. Sigh. Anyways,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Good chapter? I thought it was. Read and REVIEW! I do not own the Resident Evil franchise, Verizon, Geek
Squad, or Avatar! Funny, I haven't but the Avatar disclaimer on any of my chapters since the first. It's a marvel
I have not been sued yet… Anyway, goodb…
Battle Axe: WAIT! I HAVE'NT BEEN IN THIS CHAPTER AT ALL!
Me: Actually, with that outburst, you have!
Battle Axe: HEY, DON'T-
Me: BYE!
