Another chapter? Already? It hasn't even been a week yet! Oh well…

Toph: What are you playing?

Me: Resident Evil 5!

Toph: Is it fun?

Me: Does killing hordes of zombies and saving mankind sound fun?

Toph: Yes!

Me: Then yes, Toph, it is fun.

Toph: Can I play?

Me: You? With your already aggressive nature that is sure to increase to a surely unstable point as a result of

viewing this violent game with blood and gore? SURE!

One Hour Later…

Toph: DIE ZOMBIE DIE!!!

Zuko: Why does that sound familiar?

(Stares at Katara)

Katara: What?

Zuko: Nothing. Nothing at all.

(The rest of the Gaang appear)

Azula: That game looks violent.

Me: It is.

Azula: Can I play?

Me: No.

Azula: Why?

Me: I don't like you!

Azula: AZULA MUST BE LOVED!!!!!!

(Everyone stares)

Azula: What?

Sokka: Moving on. Aang, what is that?

Aang: it's a cell phone. I'm texting Zuko's uncle Iroh.

Everyone looks at the message Aang has typed. It reads:

Got pic message. ROTFLOL!!!! Tea rocks!

Me: Aang, where in the known universe did you receive a cell phone?

Aang: Verizon.

Verizon commercial guys: You're covered!

Aang: I also got a laptop!

Geek Squad guys: We'll help you set it up!

Me: Uh oh, nerds! Out! I banish you!

Geek Squad: Awwww!

Me: Anyway, back to my… look the portal is back!

Everyone is sucked into T.V.

Toph: Where to you think we…Oh My God it's Chris Redfield!

Me: Holy crap! We're in the game!

Sokka: How do you know that for sure?

Chris gets killed by axe-wielding zombie.

Me: does that answer your question?

Toph: NO, CHRIS! I LOVE YOU!

Everyone stares at Toph.

Me: Zombie, eat her.

Zombie eats Toph.

Me: RUN!

Everyone runs, but Azula trips.

Azula: help me up!

Me: No.

Azula: But you're in mere feet of me!

Me: no, sorry.

Azula: Please!

Me: no.

Azula: But-

Me: no.

Everyone runs as Azula is killed by zombies.

Me: I think we're safe.

Sokka: Yah! No more zom-

Sokka is killed by flaming arrow.

Katara: Awesome! I'm an only child!

Everyone looks at her in disgust.

Katara: What?! I'm free!

Katara is then decapitated by chainsaw zombie.

Katara's head: OH C'MON!!

Zuko: KATARA!

Me: Zuko, wait!

Too make long story short: too late.

Me: There is the exit!

Giant Monster blocks the exit.

Monster: Me hungry!

Me: (picks up Aang): Have a tasty airbender!

I throw Aang at monster. The monster eats him.

Monster: Yum yum!

I go through the exit and appear back in the summer house.

Me: Well, looks like the Gaang is dead. Best go sell their stuff on eBay.

The Gaang appears unharmed and extremely angry.

Me: Hey guys! That sure was fun, wasn't it?

Azula: Zombies, attack!

The Resident Evil zombies chase me.

Me: Another chapter where I'm attacked. Sigh. Anyways,

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Good chapter? I thought it was. Read and REVIEW! I do not own the Resident Evil franchise, Verizon, Geek

Squad, or Avatar! Funny, I haven't but the Avatar disclaimer on any of my chapters since the first. It's a marvel

I have not been sued yet… Anyway, goodb…

Battle Axe: WAIT! I HAVE'NT BEEN IN THIS CHAPTER AT ALL!

Me: Actually, with that outburst, you have!

Battle Axe: HEY, DON'T-

Me: BYE!