Diary of a Wimpy Italian
Part IX

Warnings: Romano's mouth
Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, very slight PruAus


3/30/10

Dear Diary,

I went out in the woods to draw some pictures the other day and got lost! I got so scared and called Germany, and he told me to just turn around. So I did, and the entrance was right behind me! Good thing I called him. After I was safe in my house, Germany said I needed to get used to the woods because I'm always getting lost without him. I said we should go camping! Fratello heard me though, and he said there was no way he was letting me camp with "that potato bastard," so he was coming too. I was about to tell him that I used to do that all the time but I decided it would be better if I didn't say anything. Germany was coming over, so I decided to call Big Brother Spain for fratello since I bet he'd be happier if he came!

But when Germany got to our house, Prussia and Austria were with him and Germany said Prussia whined until he let him come.

I did not whine! I just decided you guys needed something awesome in the woods with you. You should be thanking me for taking the time out of my awesomely busy schedule!

…Okay. Grazie then! Anyway, Prussia forced Austr

Hah! That aristocrat tagged along because he couldn't stand being away from me!

That is ridiculous. You forced me. And I'm always away from you.

Stop taking my pen, you guys! So now it's me, Germany, Prussia, Austria, fratello, and big brother Spain in

Just for the record, Veneziano, I really hate you right now. Why the FUCK is Prussia here, and what made you think it was a good idea to invite Spain?

B-but I thought it would be fun…and Prussia came uninvited…Oh, fratello got kidnapped by Big Brother Spain. Ciao!

So we only have two tents, and Romano says he's not letting me sleep with Germany so Germany and Prussia have to sleep in one tent and we would sleep in the other. When I asked what about Austria and Spain, he said he didn't care where they went. Spain said, "I would get to sleep in a tent with both brothers?" and then his nose started bleeding, so fratello shoved him out of our tent. So now Austria is with us. All he does is complain about not having his piano, but if Germany can take care of Spain's bleeding nose (I wonder why his nose started bleeding?) then I guess he should stay with him! I hope he feels better.

It's so cold, I'm going to sit by the fire!

Later…

We're cooking soup stuff right now! It looks really nasty. Germany said we can't make pasta because it takes too much time. It doesn't take that long…Why do we have to worry about that anyway? We have aaaallll night to make food! But we can't skip sleeping, so I guess he might have a point.

Austria stayed in his tent and told him to let him know when the food is ready. I don't think he's having much fun….Prussia's getting up and says he's going to go cheer him up with his awesome presence! I think if he brought his chick it would cheer him up, 'cause it's such a cute little birdie!

We didn't bring any chairs and fratello refuses to sit on the ground or on a log, because he's wearing nice pants. Why did he wear nice pants to go camping? So now he's being held down-er, sitting on Spain's lap. He keeps complaining, saying the fire is too hot 'cause it's making his face red. I keep turning towards them and seeing Spain's face in fratello's neck. It looks like he's suffocating, but when he does that Romano stops complaining and bites his lip. I think I saw him whispering something, but how could fratello hear him?

Germany keeps looking at them and rolling his eyes. Does he not like it when fratello and Spain cuddle? I think it's cute! I just wish Romano would admit it makes him happy to be with Spain. Wouldn't it be funny if he thanked me for having Big Brother Spain come too?

The food is ready! I'm gonna eat! Wish me luck camping tomorrow too!

~Italia


A/N: Woot. Car rides. It's so depressing outside…I saw some lenticular clouds. Those are weird. So I'm on my way to Detroit to visit ma famille, hoping to get some fics written while I'm internet-deprived. Joy. Thanks for reading, and please review. Happy Late Turkey Day to those in the United States~