Chapter Eight

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The sun was shining and she was finally out in it instead of being cooped up in the drabby, sterile room in the Konoha Hospital. Naruko should have been happy but it was not meant to be for her pink hair task master wanted to get to lingerie store before the sale on the latest fashion was sold out.

The poor blonde was literally being dragged to the store by her robe's collar. That was another problem she was having, all she was wearing was a robe. When Tsunade first offer the robe to her she gawked at it and asked if that was all they had. Before when it was only her Sexy no jitsu Naruko did not have a problem showing it off naked. However it was different now fore it was her real permanent body now.

Thinking quickly, Naruko used a substitution jitsu. Now she was no longer being dragged all over Konoha almost naked. Instead a robe covered garbage can was being dragged all over Konoha.

Now the new blonde bombshell kunoichi had a huge problem. She was totally naked in an alley. Then she saw her salvation in the form of a woman's department store. The store looked as if it may contain everything from underwear to evening dresses. Trouble is it was outside the alley and across the very busy street.

She was about to make a dash for it fore the street kind of emptied out a little when the worst possible happened. At the corner of the alley and the street sat an outside deli. Jiraiya and Kakashi just sat down at a booth at the very corner. There was no way she could get across without them seeing her naked form. Shit!

Worst yet she could hear every word they said because of her new fox ears. "So, Jiraiya, why did you suddenly invite to this particular location?"

"I thought my favorite fan would like the sudden scenery here," replied Jiraiya while looking directly down the alley where a neko fox girl was hiding. Damn that ero-sannin not only knew of her predicament but was taking advantage of it.

Can her day get any worse? Stupid question for inside her, Kurama, the nine tailed demon fox, started laughing its fool head off.

The old Naruto would have just told to fox to shut it. But this was Naruko now and things were a little different. Naruko was beyond frustrated now. Inwardly though she started to cry.

That was one group the fox was not able to deal with. (Hey Kit. Calm down. All is not as bad as it seems.)

'Easy for you to say. You are not hiding totally naked with two perverts just waiting to see you naked.'

(Kit, don't you realize that once word gets back to Tsunade about this those two will be in deep trouble. Summon one of your frog friends and ask them to deliver a message to her.)

Quietly Naruko did just that. Jiraiya noticed the frog as it hopped out of the alleyway and headed towards Hokage Mountain. He started to have a bad feeling.

(Now for phase two. Do you recall the Sexy no Jitsu?)

'Yeah but how is that going to help me here?'

(Kit, that jitsu is just a very basic transformation jitsu. You can use that same jitsu but this time add the appearance of clothes.)

Naruko reddened with embarrassment on how simple it really was to get out of her predicament. A moment later a fully clothed Naruko left the alley. Just before entering the store across the street she blew the purvey-sage a kiss. Jiraiya started to laugh. "Well done, Naruko."

"What do you mean by that Jiraiya?" asked a little irritated Kakashi.

"Naruko just used a transformation jitsu to appear fully clothed."

"You mean she is actually naked?"

Just then a small slug appeared on their table in a puff of smoke. Both Jiraiya and Kakashi got very nervous. "I have a message from Lady Tsunade. The show is over."

Kakashi jumped up, "Jiraiya, I should have known better when you invited me here."

The slug interrupted before Jiraiya could reply, "There is a part two of the message."

"Which is?" asked Jiraiya.

The slug looked toward Hokage Mountain where a dust cloud could be seen headed their way fast. The slug looked back at the now scared male ninja, "RUN!"

The rest of the day went easier for Naruko. Sakura found her in that clothing store and apologized to her for her inconsideration earlier. (One of Tsunade's slugs found her and chewed her out then told her where to find Naruko). They ended up not having to go to any other store fore they really did have everything Naruko needed there including the color which was, sigh, orange.


A/N

This is just a filler chapter for more serious stuff to come. I know that summons don't pop up like Tsunade's slugs did here. I did that for comedy sake.

Jitsu vs Jutsu:

If you google jitsu you will learn it means technique and you can spell it jutsu as well for they are the same word. So jitsu/jutsu who cares as long as you pick one for your story and stick to that spelling. I like jitsu because it looks better to me but I understand others prefer the more common jutsu.