World 8: The Arrival of the Prototype
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After an intense battle in which ProtoPINGAS and NeoPINGAS made a truce in order to defeat NegaPINGAS and PseudoPINGAS, they utterly failed. They did succeed against NegaPINGAS, but the Kamen Riders were far too strong for NeoPINGAS to fight. Now, NeoPINGAS and ProtoPINGAS begin constructing their secret weapon, and Lucio's dormant power awakens.
PseudoPINGAS and NegaPINGAS' members are laughing maniacally, while everyone else is unable to stand. In the middle of their laughing, Lucio stands up, grabs Zi-O's sword, and tries to attack Oicul, who just slaps him. And then, Oicul starts insulting his charisma and personality.
Oicul: Why all that bickering though? You are not charismatic, no matter what you say. You see why I got charisma?
Lucio's eyes go blank, he develops a yellow aura, and spikes and blades grow all over his body.
Tobi: Wait, what's happening to Lucio? Is he transforming into Overheat Lucio?
Lucio: No, you bitch. I am, Overshock Lucio. And you, Oicul, you must die.
Oicul: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
Overshock Lucio knocks out Oicul in a single punch.
Luigi sees what Lucio is becoming, and doesn't want that Lucio becomes like Overheat Tobi. So he tries to stop him, but when he grabs a baseball bat and tries to break it in his head, he gets burned and electrocuted by Lucio. And Overshock Lucio knocks him out with one finger. Then Ex-Aid tries to help Oicul, but he gets punched by Overshock Lucio.
Ex-Aid's Rider Suit is glitching out, but he's not defeated yet. He tries to do a Mighty Critical Strike, but when he tries to do it, the device necessary to do the finisher gets blown up by one of Overshock Lucio's lightnings, making him unable to finish off Lucio. Then, since Ex-Aid's defenseless, Lucio goes, and gives him a Machine Gun Slash.Knocking him out of the transformation, and everyone can see that there is a human behind the suit. Then, Overshock Lucio, sees Renato and he charges a massive lightning. Tobi doesn't want Renato to be killed by Lucio, and also, he wants some revenge, so he asks Pedro for a bazooka.
Pedro: Here you go.
Tobi: Lucio, this is revenge for all the times you wanted to shoot me! So, fuck you, bitch!
Tobi shoots the bazooka, and hits Lucio, who gets turned back to normal.
SMG4/Renato: Guys, guys, guys! Let's retreat! Before they get more angry and try to kill us for real.
At the secret meeting room...
SMG4: Well, Operation Meme Revolution was an absolute disaster, we need to think of another plan.
Renato: Remember our backup plan?
SMG4: Oh, yeah.
SLG4: What backup plan, bro?
SMG4: Renato and i were discussing a potential backup plan in case this failed. So we decided to steal technology from the PseudoPINGAS.
Mario: How the fuck are we going to do that?
Renato: Don't worry, we got this, so follow us.
Everyone goes to a secret underground lab for creating bio-weapons, and testing robots and exo-suits.
Fran: How did you get all of this?
Lucio: And when did you build this?
SMG4: Well, i am sure you had a door Renato didn't let you in as well.
Cata: Oh yeah, he didn't let us enter that door...
Swag: Oh, i thought it was your secret porn stash.
Renato: Do you want another PINGAS Twist?
Swag: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT PLZ DON'T HURT ME PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZZZZ.
Lucio: Wait, i think there are 2 people missing here. Where is Juana and Mariano?
Renato: Don't worry, i have camera footage of where they are, but it's disturbing to say the least.
Everyone looks at the camera footage, and sees Juana getting beat up by SMG4, and turning to dust when SMG4 doesn't look.
Fran: Well, Juana's dead. That's great because we hate her. But, what about Mariano?
SMG4: Remember when we shot a giant missile and you guys dodged it? Well, that Mariano guy got hit by the missile, and dragged him into the mountain, where the missile and him exploded.
Lucio: Oh no, poor Mariano. We missed him and we could finally talk to him after so many years, and he gets killed by a giant missile. Thanks dude. We really appreciate it.
Mario: You're welcome my bro!
SMG4: Mario, that was sarcasm...
Mario: I have no idea what you just said.
SMG4: Well, anyway, Mario, we need you to test run the Model No. 0 of our ProtoNeo Rider System.
Mario: I have no idea what that is.
Renato: It is a suit which modifies the abilities of the Kamen Rider Build, and then lets you use that technology to your advantage. So, you can easily defeat Build and the weaker PseudoPINGAS members.
Mario: What?
SMG4: Mario, it's a suit that steals Build's abilities and lets you use them. So you're a ripoff of Build.
Mario: Oh. Okay. Let's-a go!
In the exo-suit testing chamber...
Renato: Mario, we're gonna give you some steps on how to do the transformation sequence. You ready?
Mario: Okie dokie!
SMG4: So first, the belt you have in your hand is the Proto Planning Driver. And the weird capsules you have in your other hand are called Proto Bottles.
Renato: Okay, now first, put the belt on your waist. Then, grab the two bottles, shake them, and close the cap.
Mario: Okay, already did it.
Renato: Now, put the black one in the left slot, and the white one in the right slot.
Mario does it, and from nowhere you can hear:
"DINOSAUR! FORMULA 1! BEST MATCH!"
Mario: Wait, best match? What the fuck is that-a you piece of shit?
SMG4: Don't worry about that, now spin the lever on the side of the belt.
Mario: Okay, i'm doing it.
Then, from thin air, two platforms appear covered in tubes with a mysterious liquid that soon transforms into Armor Pieces.
SMG4: Those Armor Pieces are called Half-Bodies.
Then Mario hears a voice from the belt that says:
"ARE YOU READY?"
Mario: Wait, what?
Then, the two Half-Bodies slam into Mario's body and release a cloud of non-toxic smoke. Again, from nowhere you can hear:
"THE EMPEROR OF THE SPEED OF SOUND! F-1SAURUS!"
SMG4: Congrats Mario! Transformation complete!
Renato: You are now Kamen Rider ProtoPlanning F-1Saurus form.
SMG4: Now Mario, here are some robotic mooks and footsoldiers that we need you to fight.
Mario: Okie dokie! I'm-a gonna kick-a their asses!
Mario goes to where 20 footsoldiers and a heavy armored soldier from PseudoPINGAS are.
Mario easily handles the footsoldiers, although their numbers are overwhelming, he manages to overcome them, then starts fighting the heavy armored one. He performs a Glitchy Rider Kick and almost destroys it. But the armored soldier summons a giant hammer, and slams Mario with it. Mario is almost about to be knocked out, and then decides to start turning the belt lever again. From nowhere, you can hear a sound that says:
"READY? GO! PROTOTECH FINISH!"
Mario jumps really high into the air, charges black and white energy, and kicks the soldier, destroying him.
Luigi: Good job, bro!
SMG4: Yeah, Mario, but you have to fight against a PseudoPINGAS clone next.
Mario: Doesn't matter, bring it on!
Then, a robotic clone of Ex-Aid appears. Mario starts to fight it, but the Ex-Aid clone blocks all of his attacks, charges up some energy, and Rider Punches him. Mario tries to keep fighting, but then electricity starts to appear all over his Armor, which explodes and shatters the belt, but not the bottles. The Ex-Aid clone powers down.
SMG4/Renato: Well, now we know, it works against soldiers, but not against the PseudoPINGAS. We need to keep working on it.
Everyone except for Renato and SMG4 go to the apartments.
After a long time passes...
SMG4: Well guys, we finally finished the new model. We originally thought of making Mario the user, but then we decided that since this model is more powerful than the one before it, Mario could do something stupid and kill us all. So, Tobi will use it.
Tobi: Why me? I keep getting so OP, Overheat Form, and now this? What the fuck is going on?
SMG4: I DON'T CARE! You're gonna use it anyways. And for a test run, you're gonna fight the entire PseudoPINGAS team. Good luck! Also, you should know about the transformation sequence because you saw Mario do it, so, we think you wouldn't need help from us.
PseudoNeo POV
Renato orders Lucio and Fran to go annoy the PseudoPINGAS, to bring the whole team to attack them.
Lucio: COME HERE IF YOU GOT PINGAS!
Fran: YEAH, SUCKERS!
They start dancing like idiots, and Lucio starts singing terribly bad on purpose.
Lucio: WhEn ThE mOoN hItS yOuR eYeS, lIkE a BiG pIzZa PiE, tHaT's aMoRe. WhEn YoU iDiOtS cOmE dOwN, lIkE tHe ShIt ThAt YoU aRe, ThAt's ReAlLy GaY!
Fran records it, then plays a massive volume earrape version of it. The PseudoPINGAS start grabbing their guns, and start shooting at Lucio and Fran, who dodge the bullets and keep playing the earrape.
Fran: WhEn An EeL lUnGeS oUt, AnD hE tAkEs A bItE oF yOuR sNoUt, ThAt's A mOrAy! WhEn YoU tRy To FiGhT uS, bUt We ThEn KiCk YoUr AsS, tHaT's a MoRgAy.
Everyone else in the NeoPINGAS was laughing at this.
And then, everyone in the PseudoPINGAS grab their swords, break the windows, and jump through them, to murder Lucio and Fran. When they try to attack Lucio and Fran, they tell the weakest member, Susanoo to try and kill them, but when they dodge the attack, Tobi appears with a gun, and knocks out Susanoo with a shot.
Tobi: Defeated now, bitches? Hey Lucio, that singing of yours was really gay! Same for Fran's!
Lucio: Well, it WAS on purpose.
Tobi: Sure buddy.
Sangou, Yongou, Hopper-1, and Decade run towards Tobi. And then, seeing what's happening, begins the transformation sequence. He puts on the belt, and the PseudoPINGAS look at him in a confused manner.
Tobi: Well, can we begin the beatdown?
Tobi places the blue bottle on the left slot, and the red bottle on the right slot. And then starts to crank the lever.
"TRICERATOPS! POGO STICK! BEST MATCH! ARE YOU READY?"
The platforms with the Armor Pieces appear again, and then slam into Tobi, making him Neo Rider Planning, Tricerapogo Form.
"THE STONE AGE HOPPER! TRICERAPOGO!"
Tobi: Let's go fight those mofos!
Tobi easily defeats Hopper-1 and Yongou, and has a little bit of trouble with Decade and Sangou. On top of that, NeoAlpha, Sigma, New Omega and ProtoG appear to help Decade and Sangou. NeoAlpha and Sigma try to shoot Tobi, but he dodges it, then takes out a katana, and knocks them out of the transformation. Sangou and NewOmega grab sabers and start fighting Tobi with them. They knock the sword out of Tobi's hands, but Tobi slaps the sabers away, and knocks them out with a lasergun. Then, Decade and ProtoG appear, and start doing hand-to-hand combat. Tobi gets punched in the face, but he recovers, and roundhouse kicks them both, knocking them. Now, 4 more riders appear: Double, OOO, Fourze and Wizard. Tobi does a combo move in which he: shoots Double, slashes OOO, punches Fourze, and kicks Wizard, knocking them all out. Other 4 more riders appear: Gaim, Drive, Ghost, and Ex-Aid. Tobi tries to fight them normally, but they are much stronger, and they block every move that he has. He then separates all of his energy into 8 parts. He uses one part to do a Rider Shooting, and knock Gaim out, another part to do a Rider Slash, and knock Drive out, another one to do a Rider Punch and knock Ghost out, and finally, the other 4 parts of his energy to knock Ex-Aid out. Now Tobi has to fight Build, and their powers are matched, no one is better than the other. Every attack they do gets neutralized by the other person. Then, they both decide to collide Rider Kicks, a Vortex Finish for Build, and a Neotech Finish for Tobi. Nobody comes out as the winner, but Build gives up, because he's really tired. Tobi decides to fight Zi-O, because he feels very cocky, and defeated everyone else. Zi-O easily defeats him, knocks him out of the transformation, and decides to do a Demon King Time Break when Tobi is lying in the ground untransformed and defenseless. When Zi-O is about to kill Tobi, and Renato appears and teleports himself, Tobi, Fran and Lucio back into the apartment, making Zi-O miss, and hitting Susanoo while he was recovering. Susanoo is dead, but after he dies, he revives himself with full health and a sign above his head appears that says:
"Resurrections Left: 24"
Zi-O: That was a good challenge. We'll meet again, fuckers...
World 8 End
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