Dum, dum, DUM!!! --------(That's the dramatic music)
Wow.
What lies waiting deep within the chambers of Genkai, Keiko, and Yukina's cheese factory?
...
Okay. That sounded weird.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, Barney, or Dora the Explorer (thank goodness).
Chapter #9
Yuske stared.
Kurama stared.
Hiei ate a jelly-covered-pizza-slice...and then stared.
"Yukina?" Hiei looked upon his sister with a proud expression. "You've turned evil?"
"Keiko?" Yuske looked upon her with a horror-filled expression. "You've turned evil?"
"Yep," they answered in unison.
"Why?" Kurama looked bewilderedly around the room. "What in the world could possess you to do something like this?"
"Because," Yukina snapped, "under all this cute-sy-ness, I'm really pure evil." Hiei choked with happiness.
"And," Keiko added, "I just want revenge." Turning to Yuske, her eyes narrowed. "After this I expect you to NEVER make fun of our school uniform again. BWHAHAHAHA!!!"
Genkai, turning to leave, yelled over her shoulder,
"Yukina! Come on! We've got to go get things ready. Keiko?"
"Yeah?"
"Have fun."
Turning back to the three trembling boys—Kurama and Yuske in fear, Hiei in the weight of his stomach—Keiko grinned.
"Can do."
And directly under them...
Lee looked around.
They were in a room. A very dark room, making it impossible to see much at all. Except Kuwabara. He was unconscious.
Grumbling, the tiny magic tour guide grabbed onto his arm, and stared dragging Kuwabara around the room.
Where the heck was the exit? If they didn't get outta here soon, they were going to completely miss the coconut-eating competition.
There was no exit.
Huh.
They were trapped in a dark room. With no exit. And nothing seemed to be going on.
Lee rolled his eyes.
Scary.
But then he noticed something.
A screen flashed a bit, and then turned on. They were going to torture him by making him watch TV? Pathetic. He was a magical tour guide. He could stand anything.
"I love you, you love me..."
Oh no.
Those fiends.
Lee and Kuwabara were being forced to watch...
...Barney reruns.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!"
Above them, the same sick torture goes on...
"Keiko, stop it!" Yuske moaned. "Make it stop!"
Kurama, who had started sobbing in terror sometime ago, screamed, "THE HORROR! OH, THE HORROR!"
Hiei looked up at the purple dinosaur. "You know, this is both educationally stimulating, and creative in it's choice of character use." The others gaped at him through wide eyes and tears. "What?" Hiei frowned defensively. He took a bite of syrup-covered-tomato. "I 'specially like their use of song and dance to promote peace, happiness, and extinct animals. I love you, you love me, we're a happy FAM-I-LY!"
Keiko stared at the singing pregnant demon in annoyance, and snapped her fingers. "He likes it. I knew I should've went with Dora the Explorer."
Lee, who's still under them with Kuwabara, becomes a hero...
Lee had plugged up his ears with hotel and cruise pamphlets.He had to get out of there.
And he knew what to do.
Taking out his miniature spandex suit, fastening his cape, and starting the corny theme music from a conveniently placed radio, Lee took up his stance.
"I am now Super Lee! Set out to deliver justice, kill oddly colored dinosaurs, and insure satisfactory room service!" Seizing Kuwabara's ankles, Lee flew. That's right he flew. "Wow," he said looking down at his little costume. "I guess it really is all in the tights."
Holding tightly onto his unconscious friend, Lee flew to the ceiling...and found hundreds of trap doors.
"Eenie, meanie, miney, moe!" Choosing a door by scientific elimination, Lee flew through it, Kuwabara dangling at his side.
But then, the horror of all horrors...
"Oh gods, no!" Hiei's eyes enlarged in terror. "I think my water just broke!"
O.O Oookay, I guess I was a little hyper when writing this chapter.
Heh. Sorry about that.
Next chapter: Uh...stuff happens! Yeah! I'll go with that.
