Hurray, yet another chapter of something Hitoko-sama loves! It is just a good time for everyone…Anyway…before I start getting all lame. Regular PV.
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Sasuke's plan had to be done after both of them after work, which luckily was about the same time. The Uchiha just had to drive over to Naruto's work to give it the finishing touches. The blond waited, adrenaline rushing through his veins as Sasuke's car pulled up into the parking lot; Teuchi looked out of the store, frowning as Sasuke stepped out and started to make his way towards the door. That's when Naruto stepped out, Teuchi was about to scold him and bring him back into the shop when the blond started to yell at the other man. He yelled back but he couldn't really make out what they were saying, but from the look on Kiba's face, it was something he needed to hear!
He moved up to front with lightning speed, which was surprising from a man of Teuchi's age, it made Kiba do a double take when he saw the man standing next to him, practically shoving him out of the way to hear out of the door.
" Sasuke, seriously you're being stupid about this! Just fucking drop it, we weren't even that close in the first place. You would have broke up with me eventually so I'm just saving us some time." Naruto yelled and Sasuke grabbed both of his arms, making the blond struggle in his grip.
" No, Naruto! I'm not going to let you say this is over! I'll fight for you no matter what! I know you really don't mean any of this." He said back trying to kiss Naruto but the blond managed to pull one of his arms free and reeled back to slap Sasuke in the face. Teuchi yelled with triumph much like football fans do when their team wins. Kiba was slightly disturbed by the old man next to him and the people interacting in front of him. He rolled his eyes and decided to go grab his things so he could make a hasty get away.
Sasuke stepped back, nursing his cheek and looking completely hurt as he turned back to his car and got in; it roared to life as he peeled out of the parking lot and sped down the road. Naruto stood there in a statue like state before running back into the restaurant. His eyes were dry but he looked like his heart had just been ripped out and ground into dust. Teuchi felt a slight stab of guilt then and patted the blond on the shoulder.
" You did what was best." He said and Naruto jerked away from him just as Kiba came out of the back.
" Kiba…Take me home." Naruto practically gasped out, his voice was tinged with the sounds of sobs and it shocked Kiba slightly. He opened his mouth to reply but Naruto cut him off quickly. " I SAID TAKE ME HOME!" The brunette wasted no time leading Naruto out of Ichiraku's and into his car.
There was a moment of awkward silence between them as the blond filled it with small sniffs and small puffs of breath. He wiped at his eyes ever so slightly and Kiba felt so…angry? No that wasn't it. Sasuke was fighting to keep the relationship alive and thriving. So was he sad? No, just because Naruto was a little upset didn't mean it transferred to him. Then, what was he feeling? Like a dick? A horrible, asshole-ish dick? Yeah that was definitely it. He mentally cursed. If only he hadn't agreed to team up with that Sai guy from across the street. He didn't even know why he did. Naruto was an adult and could make his own decisions so why was he interfering in his life? Kiba sighed. Guilt was a horrible feeling.
" Naruto…" The blond looked over at his best friend and wiped at his eyes a little more. They were slightly puffy and red but other than he still looked like he did normally. " Naruto, please don't cry. This was for the best, you said it yourself, he would have just broke up with you eventually…" Naruto shrugged and folded his arms across his chest. " Hey…do you wanna go out tonight? We can get really drunk and forget about stuffy old Sasuke."
" No." Naruto replied. " I just want to go home and wallow in my own self-pity for a few days, if you don't mind. Maybe stuff myself with ice cream and ramen, and yes they do make a very good combination." Kiba mentally shuddered. Naruto really was depressed. He hadn't seen Naruto stuff himself with ramen and ice cream since he thought he was going to flunk out of high school.
The rest of the drive was in an uncomfortable silence and it made Kiba feel more and more guilty and horrible with every second it carried on; he always blurted out what he and Sai had done that night. But, luckily for Kiba, they reached Naruto's apartment. The blond got out and shut the door but Kiba rolled down the window. " Naruto! If you don't want to roll around in sadness all weekend, give me a call okay?"
The blond waved him off and he drove away. Naruto made his way up the stairs to his apartment and looked over the railing to see if Kiba was far down the street. When it was confirmed that he was Naruto grabbed the door knob and felt the familiar give of it being unlocked. He opened his apartment door with a smirk. Sasuke was sitting inside on his couch, watching TV. He looked up as Naruto entered.
" I almost thought you weren't here." Naruto said as he took off his shoes and walked into the living room where Sasuke was lounging about. He sat down next to the Uchiha who was smirking a little and Sasuke threw his arm around the blond's shoulders and pulled him close, placing small kisses on his soft lips.
" Yes, I parked my car down the street a ways and then ran to your house because I thought I saw Kiba's car coming down the road." The Uchiha said as he recalled his journey. Naruto couldn't help but mentally call this 'The Epoch of Uchiha Sasuke'. The thought made him giggle silently to himself as Sasuke started to kiss at his neck. " Then when I felt like an idiot and started to watch TV until you came home and now I feel embarrassed for telling you that." Naruto rolled his eyes and gave Sasuke a small kiss on the lips almost a way of saying you shouldn't feel like that. " Oh when you smacked me, it hurt, a lot. I wasn't expecting it to actually sting and be all red. But, overall our performance was very convincing if I do say so my dearest starlit."
" Why thank you Mr. Uchiha, I didn't join the drama freaks because I sucked at acting." Sasuke rolled his eyes and started to pet Naruto's soft little cheeks. " You're so cute Sasuke." Naruto said kissing him and laughing a little into his lips. Sasuke blew air into the blond's mouth making him gross out and try to scoot away so he could recover. He shoved the blond down into the cushions and they started to wrestle around like children. Naruto actually flipped Sasuke off the couch onto the floor and he gasped about to ask the Uchiha if he was alright when his leg was grabbed and he dragged down with Sasuke. He was pinned to the floor and tickled by Sasuke mercilessly. " SASUKE NO! STOP!" Naruto was practically crying with laughter, tears spring to the corners of his eyes and his face completely red from the lack of air he was receiving. " NO! I HAVE TO PEE!"
" Hn. You're completely unattractive to me when you talk about bodily functions." Naruto shoved Sasuke off of him and stood up. He was already unbuttoning his pants as he ran down the hallway.
" Shut up Teme! You're so mean!"
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Later that same day
Kiba sighed as he looked around the crowded restaurant. It was humming with voices and people who were surrounding him and suddenly he felt very foolish for wearing a trench coat, a hat, and a pair of sunglasses. This place was definitely not somewhere any of his friends would hang out or even pass by in their normal lives, so why was he so overcautious? That's when a waiter came to stand next to Kiba, he practically jumped from fright. Sai sat down in front of him and thanked the man for showing him the way. He nodded and took out an order book.
" Would you gentlemen like anything to drink? Or something from our menu?" Sai flashed him a brilliant smile and the man's face slightly flushed from having all of the attention shifted towards him.
" Yes, I would like coffee and…" Sai's eyes scanned the menu before he handed it to the waiter, " and the apple tart please."
" Excellent choice." He said and then turned towards Kiba. " Anything for you?"
Kiba was seated low in his seat and sprang up when the waiter asked him that question. " Uh, just coffee for now." He handed him the menu and Sai was giggling into his hands as he stepped away from the table. " What?"
" What the hell are you wearing?" Sai asked. " Last time I checked neither of us was being monitored and we're in an area that no normal young adult would come to, willingly that is. So humor me with an answer for this disguise…"
" Oh laugh it up Sai…" Kiba muttered as he crossed his arms over his chest. " This is just an extra measure, just in case."
" Really?" Sai mused as he the waiter came back with the coffee. He set it down on the table with the sugar and small containers of cream. He also set down Sai's food with a small smile before walking away to another table. " Well if you asked me, you look like you're meeting your gay lover in public and don't have the balls to be fully out of the closet yet." Kiba nearly spit his hot coffee onto the table. He covered his mouth with his hand and swallow, coughing a little.
" What the fuck! Where do you get the nerve to say something like that in public?" The brunette scolded as people turned to look at them. Some were giggling, others were just rolling their eyes.
" Well I could also say you look like you're about to flash someone… You know like that one guy that got caught in the park last year flashing joggers his junk." Sai muttered. " Does that suit you better?"
" How about you just stop talking?" Kiba replied, dumping packet after packet of sugar into his coffee. It tasted weak and if he needed a boost from it, the only way to do it was with sugar. " Anyway…I called you here because I have news on Naruto and Sasuke. They broke up today."
Sai raised his eyebrow skeptically as he started to cut into his tart. He took a bite and licked his lips of the sugary filling that still clung there. " I don't believe it." He grabbed his coffee and took a swig. " Sasuke is an amazing catch, believe it or not, and it would take a lot of persuasion or money or drugs or something of equal value to make anyone break up with Sasuke."
" Naruto slapped Sasuke across the face." Kiba said. " I watched him do it. I went through the back of the restaurant and hide around the corner just incase Sasuke tried anything. But their argument got a little more physical and sure enough skin on skin contact was made. It made a pretty sweet red mark too." Sai shook his head at that and down the rest of his coffee, setting on the table with a clink.
" Kiba, allow me to clue you into the world of Uchihas." The raven muttered as he started to cut up his food. " Uchihas are crafty; they're extremely smart and so they can make up extensively complex plans in a matter of moments. They're like that coyote from the cartoons, only you know, their plans generally work far more often."
" Indeed they do." Both Sai and Kiba turned to stare right in the face of none other than Uchiha Itachi. Kiba knew who he was from TV and the news but he had no idea how intense the man would be when he was standing right in front of you. It made the brunette's heart race as he grabbed a chair from an adjacent table and sat down with them.
" Well if it isn't the Devil in a Gucci suit." Sai said leaning in and trying to kiss Itachi. The man blinked and shoved Sai's face into the table like no one was watching. " I love when you play hard to get." He sighed dreamily and Itachi rolled his eyes.
" So you two are trying to interfere with my little brother's love life…" Itachi mused resting his chin on his hand staring deadly at Kiba. " I assume that you, Inuzuka Kiba, aren't gay and that Naruto is your best friend and all you're trying to do is 'look out for his best interest'." Itachi mocked with air quotations. " And I know you just like being Sai and that includes messing everything up." He sat back in his chair, his face was deadly calm but his eyes were the storm, so much anger and pent up emotions was being flashed in front of them that it made Kiba seriously think about running out of the restaurant and hiding under his bed for the next few months. His eyes narrowed a little as he grabbed Sai's fork and shoved it into the food on Sai's plate, making the dish crack slightly. Kiba gulped. " Now that you know how serious this matter is to me, I think I'll just leave off with this, my little children. If you continue to mess around, I'll make sure every second for you is a swirling torrent of pain and misery so ungodly horrible that it'll make you wish that your father had killed your mother before giving birth to you. You will beg for death and it won't come and all that will be left in your memory is the scarred remains of your tortured lives and my face; it will haunt you whenever you close your eyes until the day death finally claims you. Do I make myself clear?"
Kiba nodded steadily, his eyes the size of dinner plates as Itachi smiled very gently. Sai was sitting next to Itachi, practically drooling. " I love when you talk like that…" He stood up and waved before exiting the restaurant. Sai turned his head towards Kiba and chuckled a little to himself. " Wow, you look like you just shit yourself."
" He knows…And he's absolutely terrifying!"
" Oh boo, you're no fun." Sai muttered shoving his plate aside. Since it had been broken he didn't want to take a chance with eating plate chunks while he tried to enjoy his food. " Itachi is much like a lion and as such he has claws, but believe me when I say that those only hurt for a moment. I've never seen him go full out for the jugular." He smirked a little as Kiba straightened up. The waiter passed by their table and Sai whistled at him. " Check please."
The waiter brought it back quickly and Sai shoved in a little extra money for the broken plate before he and Kiba got up and left. The raven was smirking slightly as he turned towards the road, about to head home when a thought struck him. Kiba was getting in his car, about to take off when Sai hoped into the passenger seat.
" What are you doing?"
" Give me a ride home?" Sai asked, his eyes pleading. Kiba sighed and turned on the engine. " I live about a mile away in the Château Dumort." He explained and the brunette nodded; Hinata lived there and maybe after he dropped off Sai, he could stop by and see her. From what Itachi had threatened, it might have been his last time to do so. " Listen Kiba, I know you don't have the fondest feelings about me and I know you have your doubts about Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. But I assure you that if we spy on them tomorrow, they'll be together."
" What makes you so sure?" Kiba asked backing out of the restaurant and pulling out on the street. He had already texted Hinata and got a reply while Sai was going on and on about Sasuke and Naruto. Kiba just wished Sai would drop it because he really didn't want that scary Uchiha guy to make his life harder than it already was. " I mean…If they were together and faking why would Naruto just up and slap Sasuke across the face?"
" Incase you couldn't tell from Itachi, the Uchiha can think on their feet. Itachi was completely able to tell when we were going to be meeting, he was about to uncover your identity, and he thought of a threat that nearly made your dick fall off. And you don't think Sasuke could easily think of a fake break-up plan that looked so realistic that even you, Naruto's best friend, believed it to be real?"
" So what do you suggest?"
" We shall engage in my favorite pastime." Sai said nonchalantly." Stalking members of the Uchiha clan." Kiba didn't like the sound of that at all.
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ELSEWHERE!
Naruto and Sasuke hadn't left the blond's couch. It was nice to have a quiet evening without any drama. No Itachi, no horrible timing, no stress. It was a welcomed relief for both parties. Naruto snuggled up to the Uchiha and he kissed the mess of blond hair before running his fingers through it. Naruto was practically purred with pleasure as those skilled fingers started to melt away all the tension in his body. Who knew that a head massage was so relaxing?
He was started to doze off when Sasuke started to suck on the blond's lips, bringing the fire back into his body. Naruto loved being able to lay around and make-out with Sasuke as long as he wanted and without fear of interruption.
" Do you want to go and do something tomorrow?" Sasuke asked as he kissed Naruto's neck softly making the blond sigh with pleasure.
" Can we go to the zoo?" Naruto asked excitedly. He was kidding, but only slightly. He actually wanted to see if Sasuke would do anything he wanted to do. The Uchiha seemed to twitch a little.
" Well since I picked where we went last time, you can decide what we do tomorrow." Sasuke said in a slightly defeated tone.
Naruto smiled brilliantly. He had only suggested it to mess with Sasuke but now that the Uchiha had given the idea the 'okay' then he was going to drag Sasuke around everywhere and make him do stupid stuff. He started to wonder if Sasuke would hate him if he made the Uchiha play laser tag with him. But then again Sasuke said Naruto could decide. The blond snuggled up even closer to Sasuke and practically covered him in kisses. Tomorrow was going to be the best day ever.
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YAY I GET TO WRITE A CHAPTER ABOUT THE ZOO! I'm so excited!
Sasuke: Really? The zoo?
Naruto: And maybe laser tag.
Me: Right. You're going to have the best day ever Sasuke, you're so unfair.
Sasuke: Hn. You can switch me. I'll write, you can go to the zoo and play laser tag with Naruto.
Me: Pffft! You wish. The only thing you'd write is sex scenes and they would all suck cause you have no experience with writing.
Sasuke: I watch you write all the time!
Me: Watching and doing are WAY different things. This was Hitoko-sama, the sass master.
Everyone: -stares blankly-
Me: Too far? Okay fine...This was Hitoko-sama.
