Act 1, Scene 8
the performance...
Carlotta: poor fool! he makes me laugh! ha-
Phantom: BE SCARED BY MY SUPER-SONIC VOICE!!!!!!!
Carlotta: oh. my. god. i must be, like, having auditory hallucinations...
Meart: no. only i can have those.
Christine: hm... my spider senses are tingling!
Carlotta: oh, well... MOVING ON! ha, ha,ha, ha, ha,ha- RUBBERCHICKEN!
Phantom: er... wasn't she supposed to croak?
Carlotta: RUBBERCHICKEN!
Meg: apparently not.
Carlotta: RUBBERCHICKEN!
Phantom: gr... my curse is not working. i'll just lynch someone instead.
i-forget-his-name: pst! i volunteer!
Phantom: good!
(i-forget-his-name is strangled by punjab and falls onto stage)
Audience: hm... i wonder if that's a stunt double... or if that was actually suposed to happen?
(Everyone runs around screaming things like "it's the end of the world!", "the sky is falling", and "i'll miss you, my pankake!")
"I'll miss you, my pankake!" copyright, Someone, 1987 BC
Raoul: come christine! to the batcave!
Christine: uh... dont you mean "to the roof!"?
Raoul: no...
Christine: TOO BAD! TO THE ROOF! (drags raoul up to the roof by the hair) raoul... i've got issues.
Raoul: really? i didn't notice...Hey, y'know this phantom guy ur obsessed with?
OMG CLIFFIE!!
