. You hate your cousin.

. You drew the symbol on Neji's forehead onto your own.

. When your Mum asks you why your drew Hitler's symbol on your forehead, you just glare at her.

. You dump a bunch of kids in a big scary forest, and tell them to fend for themselves.

. You also make them sign consent forms, so that if they die, you won't get sued.

. You got sued anyway. :(

. You cut your hair with a kunai before it (the kunai) got confiscated!

. You then let your best friend fix it (your hair).

. You're so far out of the loop, you don't even know there is a loop. Your not gonna be the hero of this little story...

. Your license plate is now in kanji.
. 72 hours isn't such a long time...
. If you're still reading this, THEN YOU GET A COOKIE!!

. You had your family name legally changed to Uzumaki...

. You're in the military, and you suggest changing everyone's ranks to Genin, Chunnin, Jounin, etc.

. They actually did!
. You're running late, but rather then miss even a minute of Naruto, you drive 80 through a school zone.

. When you got arrested, you try out your Sexy No Jutsu.

. It worked...
. Then, when you saw someone else who looked like he/she was running late for Naruto, you let them get in your car on the fly, so neither of you would miss it.

. You go gothic and call yourself Sai.

. You draw pictures on paper and hope that they'll be real.
. You held funerals for Hayate, Zaku, Dosu, Kin and the Hokage.
OoO
OLYMPIC FUN
. You're sure that the Naruto and co. could shatter any world record in high jump. And some!
. The judo part is your favourite part...
. At the Olympics, your team is Team Baki/Team Gai/Team Asuma/Team Kakashi/Team Kurenai, whatever...

. Kisame will wipe the floor with his opponents in swimming...

. There should be a 'race to get to class first to sit next to Sasuke' event!

. Your method of cheering is singing the Australian Naruto theme: "If you believe it, you can be somebody! You can be somebody, if you believe it!"

. You can't decide whether to cheer for Japan or Australia.
. Japan.