I don't own Vampire Knight or any of the characters in the series.
A/N: Here is the second installment for tonight! :)
Chapter 9: Drunken Ramblings
Zero would have normally fallen asleep after his dose of Kaname. But, he made up his mind that they should both talk to his brother about everything that had happened. Zero only hoped that he could convince his brother and Kaname to get along, after all, they hadn't exactly had a smooth introduction.
After a short recovery Kaname and Zero pulled on some clothes and headed downstairs to talk to Ichiru. They had expected him to be in the entrance hall but he was nowhere to be seen.
"Where on earth has he wandered off to?" Zero muttered.
That was when the smell of alcohol drifted across their noses.
Kaname's eyes narrowed slightly.
"Aidou." He accused.
"That blonde guy? I knew he was kind of your friend but why exactly does he live here?" Zero realised that he'd never gotten around to asking.
"He's technically a resident doctor for the Kuran family. He looks after any medical issues that the family, servants or guests have." Kaname explained starting to walk towards the smell of alcohol.
It was then that the drunken wails of two obviously drunk men began to ring echo through the corridor.
~Vodka gives me glee~
~Vodka makes me free~
~Vodka's the only drink for me~
Kaname hurried to open the door and shut them up lest they wake his father and bring misery upon them all.
"Shut it!" He ordered them.
"You shud up." Ichiru slurred in reply.
"Tha's Kaname-sama! You can't jus tell im' to shud up!" Aidou whispered audibly in Ichiru's ear.
"Don't yell Hana-chan." Ichiru replied, pushing the blonde away.
"Eeeyyy! Don't push me!" Aidou insisted, pushing back.
"You wanna go blondie?" Ichiru looked like he was ready for a fight.
That was when Zero walked in and stood between them.
"Now, now kids. You're both pretty. Let's just play nice okay?" Zero suggested to the two drunks.
They both looked at him with dazed eyes and then they began to reply, starting with Aidou.
"I'm pretty!" Aidou replied happily, hugging Zero.
Zero struggled to wrestle Aidou's arms off of him before Kaname killed his friend in a fit of jealously. Thankfully he got them off in time, but somehow the blonde's arms ended up wrapped around Ichiru instead.
"Of course your pretty Hana-chan, you look like a pretty puppy dog!" Ichiru encouraged, patting Aidou on the head.
"And you look like a cute lil' kitten!" Aidou replied.
Soon after, under supervision, the two drunkards collapsed.
"What should we do with them?" Zero consulted Kaname.
Kaname smiled evilly.
"Payback for interrupting us?" Kaname suggested.
"That sounds like a good idea." Zero replied with approval.
And so they set about setting up their version of payback.
