Beavis and Butt-Head in Equestria: Friendship Sucks

By NocturneD

Note: Another chapter of your favorite duo in Ponyville!

Warning: This story contains crude humor and swearing. So don't say I didn't warn you. I do not own Beavis and Butt-head nor Friendship Is Magic.

Chapter 9

"Ummm." Beavis posed in front of the mirror wearing an outfit Rarity made for him to show off at the banquet.

"Is it not to your liking darling?" Rarity looked at the blonde with a bit of worry in her eye.

"Damn I'm smooth." Beavis tried to look closer at the mirror. He looked down at himself, "Just feels rather odd... Eh heh heh."

Rarity squinted her eyes, "Well Beavis darling I can think of one reason that your new outfit doesn't feel right."

The scene zooms out from Beavis as he backed away from the mirror.

"You're wearing your new outfit backwards." Rarity pointed out.

"Oh... eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled. His suit was indeed backwards.

"Dumb ass uh huh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.

Within the minute Beavis retried on his outfit. A black casual suit consisting of a black jacket and black slacks. White dress shirt without a tie. Butt-head already had his own version on but brown along with a sweater vest.

"My..." Rarity gasped the cooed, "Now isn't that a nice change instead of wearing those old rags."

Butt-head looked into the mirror, "Watch out ladies. Uh huh huh." He chuckled then mumbled in a sly way, "Come to Butt-head."

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The two changed back into their regular clothes and noticed they weren't wrinkled anymore and smelt fresher.

"Now isn't that nice of Rarity to gussy up a suit for you two along with washing your clothes?" Pinky smiled.

"Thought that poop stain on the back of Beavis's shirt would never come out." Butt-head chuckled.

"Well maybe if you bought toilet paper back at your house I wouldn't have to resort using my own shirt. Eh heh heh." Beavis shot back.

"That's... pretty gross you two." Pinky wanted to scold them for a sick story but to her, it made her snicker.

"Oh no I know grosser stuff. Eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled.

The three continued to journey their way through the streets of Ponyville. Along the way the spotted Carrot Top and looked at her cutie mark.

"Hey Butt-head... that pony got a tattoo of two wieners." Beavis continued walking.

"You know when they say it's not gay unless they touch?" Butt-head asked.

"Uh... I think they're touching Butt-head. Eh heh heh." Beavis again looked at the cutie mark.

"Then that pony has a gay cutie mark. Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled faster along with Beavis.

The three went back to the Sugarcube corner to grab something to eat and work the rest of the day. The next day finally arrived for the big banquet to happen. Pinkie Pie has told Beavis and Butt-head repeatedly that it would start at one o'clock in the afternoon. There was still an hour left to go when they looked at the clock. Pinkie already laid out their suits on their beds as she was already dressed in her formal wear, figured she dress up in another dress that Rarity made for her a year ago only to have it still collect dust in the closet. Now Beavis and Butt-head are alone, Pinkie went on ahead with Mr. and Mrs. Cake to find their table as the banquet was again going to be held in front of the mayor's office.

"This sucks..." Butt-head said out loud.

"Yeah... there's nothing to do here. Eh heh heh." Beavis agreed.

"A TV wouldn't hurt. All they have are those stupid ass books that Twinkle Spermcell is trying to make us read." Butt-head frowned.

"Eh heh heh heh. You said sperm." Beavis chuckled.

"Oh yeah." Butt-head chuckled as well.

The two stood around for another five minutes not doing anything.

"Aren't we supposed to like... do something?" Butt-head asked.

"Ummm..." Beavis rolled his eyes to think, "I think that Fluttershit pony told us to watch her animals."

"That was today?" Butt-head scratched his head, "I thought Bic Sack was supposed to get us to go build him a new barn?"

"No..." Beavis picked his nose, "Wait I think we were supposed to... No wait..." He turned to see an accordion lying around, "Maybe we're supposed to bring this thing somewhere." Beavis strapped the instrument on and started playing it, terribly.

"This is stupid... let's get out of here." Butt-head walked out the door.

"Yeah... getting tired of this pony crap anyway." Beavis tossed the accordion to the side pretty rough not caring that he broke a window on his way out.

The two teens made their way out of Ponyville, sure a few questions were asked why they were heading in the opposite direction by a few ponies. They just kept on walking until they entered the Everfree forest for what seemed to be an hour. On and on they went, still chuckling until they came across a rock filled plain.

"DDDDDamn it." Beavis got angry, "If we don't find a TV or find anything cool I'm going to lose it!"

Butt-head walked onto the rock plain then looked around, "Uh... well this sucks."

Beavis spotted something sparkling, "Hey Butt-head look!"

Butt-head chuckled, "Probably a tin can or something."

Beavis walked over to the shining object and pulled it from the ground, his eyes widened, "Butt-head look! It's one of those shiny almonds!"

"You mean diamonds dumb ass!" Butt-head shouted.

Suddenly a grey paw bursted from the ground and pulled Beavis under, "AH DAMN IT LET GO!" Beavis shouted as the hand pulled him down under the ground.

Butt-head just stood there laughing, "Whoa... that was cool! It like... something pulled him down to hell." Just then another paw erupted from the ground and grabbed Butt-head instantly. Butt-head tried to swat at it but it was too late...

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Meanwhile back at the banquet in front of the mayor's office. Everypony in town showed up to take part in the event. The mane six along with cutie mark crusaders were sitting up at the table of honor. The mayor was at the podium talking about god knows what. When suddenly trumpets played in the distance. Everypony stopped what they were doing...

Princess Celestia has arrived...

"Oh my gosh! Celestia is finally here!" Twilight panicked and made sure her meeting arrangements are perfect.

The princess's flying stable came to a soft landing and stepped off her chariot. Twilight and her friends came rushing up to her with glee. But she wasn't alone, soon a dark blue alicorn stepped off the chariot as well.

Celestia smiled, "Twilight Sparkle it's good to see you again."

Twilight and her friends bowed, "An honor for you to come to Pinkie's, Dash's, Beavis's and Butt-head's banquet."

"Yes I heard so much about them in your friendship reports my student." Celestia turned her head, left, then right. "Were are they?"

Twilight turned her head to Pinkie and frowned, "You did tell them to come at 1pm sharp right?"

Pinkie nodded, "I told them again and again so they wouldn't forget."

to be continued... please review...

note: I hoped you guys had a good Christmas and have a happy new year. Some of you might of noticed I'm going through multiple stories right now and they really need some attention, especially my new one "Am I Pretty" my crack at horror because that thing has zero reviews right now and felt like taking it down to fix it. I've spent a lot of time on that story and really disappointed with the hits. So if you guys know anyone who is willing to look at a creepy horror story please let me know as I really invested some time into that thing. As for pre-reading this story, it's bad on purpose. I want to thank ExposedWiresExposedVeins for the idea and shout out along with anyone willing to help out.