'I really feel like I shouldn't ask,' Automne said to himself as he stared at a large simple painting hanging over his bed. 'But if I don't I'll probably die from the stupidity.'

"What's with this painting?" Automne said to his teammates who were comfortably lounging around the room; clearly not waiting for him to ask.

"Oh, that?" Petunia replied, walking up to him with a proud smirk on her face. "Why that's our tally board." Her open hand guiding his eyes across the canvas with a smooth wave.

Automne pursed his lips and crossed his arms. Sucking back the scent of the paint he gave a small sigh. "And um- what is it a tally of?" He asked, already knowing where this was going.

"Sexual partners since the beginning of the school year,"

"Mhmm," Automne glared at the thick sloppy lettering of the painting. "So, Ty's at five."

"Yep,"

"You're at two."

"A very enjoyable two, I might add." Petunia's smirk beginning to stretch her face as it exceeded its limits.

"And I'm-"

"Virgin," So much satisfaction dripping from Petunia's voice that if the words were actually liquid she could've flooded the school. Even her eyes were teeming with a disgusting amount of delight as she stared at the bold red 'VIRGIN' painted under Automne's name. "I figured a painting would be better than an actual tally board because if we needed to update our scores Ty and I could always just add a dash."

"And what about mine." His voice devoid of life.

"I figured we wouldn't have to update yours anytime soon."

"Mhmm," Automne hummed. "Well then," A chipper tone returning to his voice as he turned and made for the door. "I'm going to go hang myself in the bathroom with my own scarf."

"You have fun with that, virgin." Petunia replied cheerfully, her eyes still glued to her artwork.


Over three months of delays on all my major stories and this is the first thing I come back with... Wah wah.

Sorry everybody, the newest Chapter of TAPE is still in the works and it may take me a while longer. In the mean time I'll try and upload more of these shorts to tide you over.

-CS