WARNING: Same as usual.
List of things in this story (for now):
AU
Yaoi, meaning male on male action
Mpreg/male pregnancy
Major OOCness, Mostly with Mayuri
Mayuri-centric


"Why did you fight him again?" Mayuri said yelling at Kenpachi. The severely injured Demon of the Soul Society, lying on his bed, also strapped down to it, yet again, was being caredfor by Mayuri and Nemu. He had scars all over his upper body and on his back. His face was bruised heavily and so were his arms and legs. He was still in a large amount of pain and could not move at all due to the massive blood-loss. He could barely hold his eyes open. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. He was too weak.

"Master Mayuri, it appears that he has lost a lot of blood. He might be weak for a day or two. Also I need to go back to the Division. Akon and Rin managed to destroy half of the lab in your absence."

"God this day cannot get can't more disappointing" Mayuri said sitting down next to his lover. Nemu walked towards him and hugged him reassuringly.

"Don't worry Mayuri-sama. He'll pull through, as will you." They stayed like that for about 5 minutes until Nemu stood to leave. "You should get some rest too. You're probably still stressed out from the past two days." Mayuri nodded and watched as she took the restraints away from Kenpachi, who was now asleep, and left. He lay down next to the huge man and promptly fell asleep.

The next day, Mayuri woke up to find no one next to him. He got out of bed and went to a nearby window only to see that the sun was high up in the sky. How long had he had slept? He needed to get back to his division to see if they had started fixing his lab back together. "How do they even know how to blow half the lab up?" he asked himself.

"Who blew up half of the lab?" Kenpachi asked startling the man out his thoughts.

"Akon and Rin. I have a feeling that Rin's love for sweets had something to do with it."

"Hmm..."

"Why didn't you wake me up when you got up?"

"You were sleeping so peacefully. I just couldn't wake you up." Kenpachi said while pulling Mayuri to the bed. He sat down and had Mayuri lay down on his lap and began to stroke his side like one would a cat. After a while he started hearing purring sounds. Looking down he saw Mayuri, curled into a ball, with his eyes closed, his tail moving here and there. Kenpachi was at peace for once. He picked up Mayuri in his arms, laid him down on the bed, and slept with him for a while longer. He quickly cast a force field around the room so no one could enter.

Several hours later, Kenpachi woke up to a most pleasing feeling in his groin area. When he managed the strength to lift his head off of the pillow, he noticed Mayuri giving him a blowjob.

"Oh my god... It has been a while since you did that to me. Deeper!" Kenpachi said to Mayuri. Mayuri muffled what sounded like a "sure, whatever" and shoved the large demon cock deep into his throat. Kenpachi started to moan deeply to the incoming pleasure. He had missed this feeling so much! Mayuri started to get playful. He turned around and got into a "69" position with Kenpachi. Kenpachi understood that Mayuri wanted some equal payment. Kenpachi undid the clothes covering up the groin of his lover and began to thoroughly give Mayuri a proper handjob. Then began the blowing fiesta.

Both men were groaning and moaning each other's name. They licked and sucked each other until both were at their climax.

"Ken-Kenpachi! I'm so close. I-I think I'm gonna-" Mayuri stopped sucking and moaned as he came in Kenpachi's mouth. Kenpachi pushed himself in a sitting position while wiping his mouth. Switching positions so that Mayuri was on the bottom he smiled. After a quick prep he pushed himself into the smaller man. He began shoving it in and out faster and faster, harder and harder. Both men were going insane by the pleasure. Kenpachi groaned as he came inside of his lover. After coming down from their climax Kenpachi pulled himself out. Just as Kenpachi decided to take a quick break and say something, Mayuri jumps on him and becomes dominant over his lover.

"Oh...restless aren't you?"

"Shut up and turn over" Mayuri growled. "You always get to top. Now it's my turn." He prepared Kenpachi and was about push himself in when there was knock on the door.

"KENNY! COME OUT AND PLAY!"

"Dammit Yachiru!" Kenpachi growled. "I thought I had put a barrier up. It must not have been strong since I was so weak."

"Damn...and I really wanted to top you." Mayuri said while looking down dejectedly.

"C'mon babe. Look, I'll get rid of Yachiru and we can continue."

"No. Not in the mood anymore. Just get rid of her." Mayuri said while cradling his swollen stomach. Kenpachi looked at him before kissing his stomach.

"I'll be right back." He said and got up to put on his clothes. When the door closed Mayuri sighed and looked at his stomach. He knew this was going to be long pregnancy.


Two weeks had passed since what happened. Mayuri was officially 5 months pregnant and was not allowed to do anything fun. No more experimenting, unless necessary, no more flash stepping, no Captains' Meetings and no more missions. Okay, so the last one wasn't that badly missed, but everything else was. He sat on his bed and sighed. He had grew a lot in two weeks. Everyone told him he looked fine, even better than before. He didn't feel fine though, he felt horrible. A dark omen enveloped him as he walked the streets of the Soul Society. Something, or someone, was watching him.

"Ahh... my assistant is still alive... and pregnant. Who's the daddy?" said a familiar voice from the nearby shrubs.

"Damn! Who in the hell is that?"

"Shit! You don't remember your own captain?" Urahara said while jumping from the shrubs and next to Mayuri. He bent his knees and went to the level of Mayuri's stomach. He began to poke it with his cane.

"Stop that! It hurts! They hate being poked!"

"Crap! There's more than one in there?"

"Damn... I'm having twins."

"Well, well, well... You're such a whore."

"WHAT? I ONLY HAD SEX WITH ONE PERSON!"

"You lie!"

"Not!"

"Anyway... who's the lucky guy? Oh, wait, lemme guess. Kenpachi Zaraki?"

"Uhh..." Mayuri was astonished that Urahara had already noted who the man was. Mayuri blushed and looked away.

"Heh, I knew it, such a whore."

"SHUT UP!"

"No! Besides... We've had some fun in the past."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh right, you were unconscious the entire time."

"I was... WHAT?"

"Hey, how do you think you got Nemu?"

"W-what? She was made from months of experiments not from your weirdness." Mayuri said indignantly.

"Whatever"

"Why the hell are you here anyway? Don't you have a shop or something to take care of?"

"I do, but when I heard that my favorite former third seat was pregnant I just had to see for myself. It turns out rumors are true. I gotta say I never knew that you were gay but now that I look back on the years I worked with ya, it was pretty obvious." He said while smiling at the man. "So how many months are you?"

"I'm 5 months along if you must know. Now leave me alone." Ignoring the last part, Urahara put his hand on the bump.

"Why were you walking out here if you're pregnant? Can't you just flash step from place to place or do you still suck at it?"

"Shut up. I can't flash step since I don't have any energy to which is why I'm not allowed go on missions, I can't go to the meetings, and I can't experiment anymore."

"Hmm..."

"Well I gotta go. My division needs me." Mayuri said turning away. He was about to leave the man behind when some grabbed his tail and squeezed it hard. He let a loud scream of pain and spun around to face Urahara. ".HELL!"

"Can I come with you? It's been awhile since I've been there."

"Sure, why not?"


The walk to the division was long. It turns out that Mayuri was just at the fourth division for his check up. The two talked all the way back. They seemed to have a lot of catching up to do.

"Wait... weren't you exiled from the Soul Society?" Mayuri said out of the blue to Urahara.

"Well... yeah... but I find my way back every once in awhile just to pop in and say hi!"

"And nobody tries to stop you?"

"Of course they do! I'm dangerous! That's why I was hiding in the shrubs! Thankfully Yoruichi can help me escape."

"HER? Isn't she exiled as well?"

"She's a goddamn SPEED DEMON! How in the hell will anyone notice her at all?"

"Touché... By the way, turn around." Urahara turned around to see the black, thin, sexy female strolling along with the men.

"Hello, boys." Yoruichi said. Urahara blushed heavily and waved back to her, while almost tripping on himself. "Mayuri, how are you?" She said smiling innocently.

"Take a good look at me and tell me what you think." Mayuri snapped at her.

"Hmm...You got fat! Plus... your face... I never knew you were so HOT!"

"BITCH PLEASE! I'm hotter than him! I'm blonde with blue eyes! AND THIN! This bastard is tan, has yellow eyes and HE'S PRE-" Urahara never got to finish his sentence because he was slapped on the face by a very angry Mayuri.

"Why did you hit me?"

"Because shut up" Mayuri said walking away. Urahara was stunned by his reaction. Yoruichi, although, was laughing her ass off. Urahara looked at her seriously and she stopped immediately. She got puppy-eyed and decided to start walking away. Urahara walked after her to make sure she was fine.


Mayuri finally reached his laboratory. It was clean and it normally was, except for a small wrapper. It was green and has some small text on the outside, but on the inside was an imprint of something circular. Mayuri was curious and read the larger text on the wrapper. It said: "Trojan".

Mayuri had no idea what that meant, but he smelled something strange in the air. It was sweat. He heard moaning and something like skin slapping together over and over again, louder and louder than the last. Following the noises he came upon a room that was not looked. It appeared that the noises were coming from there.

He slowly opened the door and saw a bed with the covers over a large mass that was moving rapidly. He got to the bed, grabbed the end of the cover, and pulled it off.

"OH MY GOD! DADDY! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Nemu said screaming while using Ikkaku's body as a cover for her own naked one. Mayuri's creation, Nemu, was having wild sex with the Squad 11 Lieutenant, Ikkaku, in his room.

"Why... are you... in MY ROOM?"

"This was the only place for possible privacy..." Ikkaku said. They both felt a sudden urge of death looming over them.

"Nemu... listen now... go to your room and finish there... I never saw anything..."

"But I..."

"GO!" Nemu and Ikkaku ran to the room down the hall and said nothing from that on. Both were blushing heavily. Mayuri looked in his mirror and smiled. "That's my girl... she's growing up!"

"May I ask who?" A voice as slick as a snake had said from the window. His hair was a brown as shit and his eyes gleamed in the moonlight eerily.

"No... It can't be... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!"

"Nope... he missed..."


Nemu and Ikkaku were still going at it at almost full speed and power. Nemu was moaning madly at all of this. Ikkaku was enjoying this himself. He was thrusting harshly. Nemu was in pain and yet she had a huge amount of pleasure to overwhelm the pain. Just as the climax was reached for the moment, a large scream was heard nearby. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Uh... you know that you could've just told me if you were getting hurt." Ikkaku said quickly.

"That...*moan*... wasn't me, baby. Ignore it, cause I think I'm about to..." Nemu said twisting her body. Her sexual pleasures were taking over, and her body was conforming to Ikkaku's almost perfectly. The scream was even louder this time, at the couple became really confused.

"Ok... mood gone... who the FUCK is that?" Nemu said furiously. All of a sudden, a small yellow baby with wings burst through the window, pointed outside and screamed... madly.

"HOLY GOD IN THE SKY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?" Ikkaku said screaming.

"Jizo! Get the fuck out of here!" Nemu wailed. The small creature started to look angry and furiously pointed outside and screamed even louder. Nemu slapped the flying baby and said, "SHUT UP! I'll look outside! HAPPY?" The baby smiled and flew out the window in the direction he was pointing. Nemu put on a robe, just enough to cover her chest, and looked out the window. She screamed.

"Baby! What's wrong? Ikkaku said turning her around.

"My father is being kidnapped by..." She looked out the window to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. "He's being kidnapped... by Aizen?" Ikkaku began to laugh hysterically.

"You must be insane... Aizen was killed by Ichigo several years ago. There is no way he survived that last strike that Ichigo made on him. Even I was scared to fight him after that!"

"But look at his hair! Its flowing brown! The eyes are shiny, too!"

"Dear God! It is him!" Ikkaku said as he looked out the window as well. "What should we do? Should we help him?"

"Kakku, I don't think Aizen will be intimidated by the two of us. I think we should go get help."

"Help? Your father? HAHA! YEAH RIGHT! Like we sho- Get an army and lets go kick Aizen's ass!" Ikkaku said as he remembered something about Mayuri. Nemu put on her clothing, kissed Ikkaku on the lips, and ran off to go ask for help. Ikkaku did the same thing. First stop, Ichigo's house.


"He was WHAT?" Ichigo said. Ikkaku quickly explained the situation to Ichigo and he was failing. He was trying his best not to tell Ichigo about Mayuri's 'little problem' and explain what's happen. "Why would AIZEN want MAYURI?"

"Well...you see...Mayuri has something wrong with him." Ikkaku said.

"What? Is he dying?"

"No! He's actually pretty healthy for someone in his condition."

"Well what's his condition?"

"Uh...He's pregnant...with twins" Ichigo stared at the man for a few seconds before exploding in anger.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S PREGNANT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"

"He got drunk, did a few experiments, became half chick and got raped okay?"

"Ha! Serves him right. I guess I can help. I'll go get Ishida and-"

"DON'T! You won't need him."

"Are you kidding me? Despite the fact that we hate each other, he's pretty fucking powerful." He said running past the Soul Reaper. "C'mon! You need help right?"

A few minutes later, Ishida was on the floor laughing his ass off. Ikkaku and Ichigo were standing there half sad and half disappointed. Ishida shook his said.

"No way! Ha! I'm not going to help him!" Ishida said still laughing.

"Come on! This is Aizen we're talking about!" Ichigo said pleadingly.

"I DON'T CARE IF IT WERE THE DEVIL HIMSELF! I AM NOT GOING TO HELP THAT FREAKY BASTARD!" Ikkaku was getting furious. He then came up with a way to make him agree.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK NEMU WOULD THINK OF YOU WHEN YOU SAID NO?" Ishida stopped in his tracks.

"Alright I'll go...I guess...but only for Nemu!" Ishida said reluctantly.


Back at the Soul Society Nemu was having a much harder time convincing her part of the army. She made sure to ask Yamamoto to start it. To say the old man was surprise was an understatement. Yamamoto asked her how it was possible to what she answered him in silence. Her next step was Unohana. The Captain had no problem accepting. Next was Kenpachi who went nearly berserk when he found out what happened. He agreed to help without objection. The next person on her list was Byakuya. Nemu ran to his home and banged on the front door.

"Who the hell is it?" A voice from behind the door yelled. It sounded aggravated. Nemu waited a little bit more until someone opened the door. It was Byakuya... in pajamas.

"Oh... hey Byakuya... were you... sleeping?" Nemu said embarrassed by her loudness from earlier.

"No... I was about to have a little girl's sleepover party... OF COURSE I WAS SLEEPING! What in the HELL do YOU want?"

"Uhh... could you help me save my father from Aizen?" Byakuya stared for a moment.

"Come again?"


The portal was right in front of them. Ichigo, Kenpachi, Byakuya, Unohana, Ikkaku, and Ishida stood together and the giant gate hovered over them. Nemu pulled Ikkaku to the side and quickly kissed him on the lips. Her tender kiss nearly made him fall.

"Bring him back in one piece, Kakku!" Nemu said hugging him. Ikkaku's bravery was given a massive boost as Nemu backed up a bit. Her hands were held close to her face as she walked away crying, not knowing if they would return alive. Ikkaku shed a tear and walked back towards the powerful group. Yamamoto gave from the shadows and stopped the group from entering.

"May I say that you all are possibly idiots and are going to die?" he said lightly.

"No." Ikkaku said annoyed.

"Alright then. Well, here. You'll need these." Yamamoto gave everyone a single tissue.

"Why?" Kenpachi asked.

"Just in case you all start to piss yourselves and cry, you can use these to clean up your tears and blood."

"You have no faith in us, do you?" Ichigo said.

"Nope! Have fun!" he said as he flash-stepped away. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. They got together one last time and Ikkaku put his hand in the middle of them all.

"No matter what will happen, we shall stick together and fight till the end. For Mayuri!" Everyone was silent. Kenpachi cheered. He looked at all of the silent people and raised his reiatsu. They began to cheer madly as well. "Right! Let's go! No turning back now. Bring out your bankais, if you have one, and run in!"