BPOV

Please say no, please say no, please say no.

"Yea sure I guess we'll stay" Edward said looking at me with an weird expression. I don't why he's looking at me though because I have no fucking idea what their up to. They wont let me in and it's killing me. Now Jade's staring at me. I just shrugged because I really have no idea hats going on.

"Okay what the fuck are you two up to" Jade said staring at them with a disapproving look.

"Nothing" they both said at the same time looking at each other with a gleam in their eyes.

"No fair, why didn't you guys let me in on it" she whined, pouting like a child. I was staring at Dustin trying to get him to tell me what they were planning. He wasn't having it just staring right back at me smirking in the sexist way but keeping his mind on me and only me so there was no way of telling what he was thinking.

"So what do we do now" Alice said breaking me out of Dustin's stare.

"I have an idea" Jade said smirking at Alice.

"Let's dress up Edward as a whore, oh wait to late somebody already did" she laughed earning a high five from Dustin. Everybody was trying to laugh quietly while Edward was still in shock. Tanya looked liked she was about to kill Jade.

"Do something Barbie I dare ya" she said narrowing her eyes at her. Tanya huffed.

"So your body guard can use her little shield" she said in a condescending tone.

"Oh blondie so naïve, the shield is protecting you" she said with a knowing look. She was right I kept the shield up so Tanya didn't do something stupid to get Jade really mad. I don't want people thinking I made Jade kill Edwards fiancé.

"Oh I'm so afraid" she mumbled looking at her nails.

"Good, your not a complete moron then" Jade said smiling widely at Tanya. Tanya was abut to say something back when Alice interrupted.

"Okay now that that the bitch war is through, lets have some fun" she chirped. Fun. Oh no. I looked around frantically.

"Where did Dustin and Casey go" I said with a shaky voice. Everyone looked around and shrugged. Damn it, what the fuck are they up to.\

"Uh oh, you better watch out, you better not hide, you better not shout, I'm telling you why, Casey going to go Volturi on your ass" Jade sung laughing while looking around for them.

"He sees you when you hunting, he follows on your date, he knows if you're a prick or saint, so be a saint for goodness sake, oh you better watch out, you better not hide, you better not shout, I'm telling you why, Dustin's going to light up your ass" she finished. Everyone was laughing but me because I knew they were really up to something.

DPOV

This is going to be fucking hilarious.

"Dude did you see Violet's face. She has no idea what's coming" Casey laughed.

"I know and to make it better they all think Jade is joking, but I guess they'll find out soon enough" I laughed getting the supplies out the closet.

"You know Jade and Violet are going castrate us right" he said looking around nervously.

"Well you could always tell them not to" I said shrugging my shoulders. For somebody with all that control he can be such a baby.

"Not Violet man, her shield works on me too" he commented looking at me with a serious expression.

"Aww stop being such a baby, just think of all their faces" I said imaging that dicks Edwards face after were done with him.

"It is so worth it to see that bitchy Barbie after were done" he laughed.

"No the pixie and the blonde, that is going to be fucking hilarious" I laughed.

"Better then all of that, Edward, man he is going to be so pissed, his fucking head will explode" he laughed rolling around.