*DISCLAIMER* I do not own any characters, only my OC. Kuroshitsuji belongs to Yana Toboso.

Chapter 9- Plans& Pranks

~*~*~*~= Time Skip

Analei's POV

"Hey, Grell, why'd you run off on me?" I asked.

"I don't need any more detentions," Grell said.

"That's your fault if you get a detention," I said.

"No because earlier I got a detention for saying something or agreeing with you," Grell said.

"You forgot what happened, didn't you?" I asked. "I believe it was because you said something about her life story."

"You believe?" Grell asked.

"Okay fine, I know it was," I said.

"I thought that was you," Grell said.

"Maybe," I said. "You know what? This doesn't matter!"

"Yes it does!" Grell said.

"No not really," I said. "Either way we'll be leaving this school soon. I can't wait to get my memories back. Sort of."

"What do you mean?" Caleb said.

"It's another play?" I said although it sounded more like a question.

"You can't say that again," Caleb said. "What's going on?"

"Nothing," I said. I stood up from my chair and began spinning around Caleb while clapping.

"What'd you mean by getting your memories back?" Caleb asked.

"You're quite the curious one," I said with a smirk. Then I realized something and stopped smiling. "Wait a second! Shouldn't you be in your dorm? It's past nine o'clock. You're going to get in so much trouble! Not that I care or anything. Watching people get in trouble is amusing but getting in trouble yourself is even more fun~"

"That's true," Grell said.

"The class leader is allowed to be out later than the others," Caleb said. From that I came up with a plan.

"Excuse me for a moment," I said and then grabbed Grell. Then I whispered in his ear, "I have a plan. You in?"

"Of course," Grell whispered back. "What is it?"

I smiled deviously and began telling Grell the plan.

The next day, Caleb came over yet again at ten at night. Of course he would though. Rules are meant to be broken after all, and he's an example of a rule breaker. Shame, shame, shame.

As we we're talking to each other, I pushed Caleb onto Grell. They both fell onto the ground with Caleb on top. I ran out of the hall screaming, "Rape! Help! My sister needs help!" And I began fake crying.

A minute later, some guard came over. I didn't think they would have any but I guess the principal wasn't joking when he said that they'd be checking. This just made things even better!

"What's wrong miss?" the guard asked.

"Look!" I said. I pointed at Caleb and Grell. Grell was fake crying too. I was so glad that he caught on with the plan. I forgot to add that part.

The guard pulled Caleb off the ground and they both left the room. The guard didn't hesitate to slam the door, knocking some frames off the wall. Oh well, they weren't mine or Grell's so I couldn't care less. Well actually I could. If it was Ms. Sullivan's, then I really could care less.

The next day, Caleb tried to avoid me and Grell all day. Unfortunately for him, he had detention, just like me and Grell and the only seat that was left- was right in front of me.

As Caleb tried reading a book, I shot a look at Grell and he smirked as he caught on my next plan easily. Oh how fun this shall be.

"Mrs. Parker, can I go to the bathroom please?" Grell asked innocently. Mrs. Parker was only here because Ms. Sullivan left earlier as she had a dentist appointment. Poor dentist! I feel bad for whoever has to clean her teeth. I bet they're suffering right now.

"Fine," Mrs. Parker said. "But you better hurry up." Mrs. Parker was the only teacher that lived at this school. The other teachers left right when the final bell rang unless they had a meeting to go to or had to cover for detention. Mrs. Parker was usually the main teacher to just stay and do the detentions though.

'Thanks," Grell said and left the room. A few minutes later, Grell came back in the room, yelling for help. "Mrs. Parker! I need your help! Please!"

"What's going on?" Mrs. Parker asked as she quickly stood up.

"I-I saw somebody fighting each other! They we're near the bathroom and I-I didn't know what to do!" Grell said. "I was going to try to stop them but I couldn't! I looked around for somebody to help but I couldn't find anyone but you!"

"Who's fighting?" Mrs. Parker asked.

"I don't know," Grell said. "But they have lots of-" He stopped for a second- "blood on them!" I bet Grell was thinking inside, Oh they're painted in red! How amazing!

"They're painting themselves to death?" I asked.

"Yeah! But it's extremely violent!" Grell yelled. "Please stop them!"

"Hurry up and go show me where they're fighting," Mrs. Parker said. They both left the classroom and the students that we're in here started talking about who they thought we're fighting, who they think we're winning and so on.

I began grinning and pulled out a pencil and started poking Caleb.

"You set her up, didn't you?" Caleb asked as he turned around and began glaring at me.

"Well detention was getting boring," I said. "So we had to do something." He turned back around. "You're still mad at me? You're the type to hold a grudge aren't you? So in twenty years, are you still going to be mad at me? Of course after I leave, nobody besides Grell will see me again hopefully. I hope to vanish off the core of the Earth."

"Why don't you just go to another planet or die?" Jack asked. I shot him a glare.

"Of course," I said. "I should have expected the jerk to join in on the conversation."

"Any friend of Caleb's is a 'friend' of mine." Jack used his hands to make the quotes for 'friend.'

"I'm not a friend to anyone," I hissed. "So back off."

"I'm afraid I can't," Jack said. He stood up and sat in Grell's spot.

"Grelle isn't' going to be happy that you stole his-" I stopped real quickly to correct myself- "her spot."

"You just called your sister a he!" Jack said and laughed.

"…"

"What a great sister you are!" Jack said.

"Be careful with what you say," Caleb said. "Analei and Grell will plot revenge on you."

"That's so true," I said. "Things won't turn out pretty either."

"Well I'm good at revenge too," Jack said. He was about to say more when Grell and Mrs. Parker came barging into the room.

"I can't believe that you lied to me!" Mrs. Parker yelled.

"I didn't lie to you though," Grell said.

"Sure," Mrs. Parker said.

"But it's true!" Grell said. "Is your motto, 'don't believe anything a delinquent says' or 'anybody who gets a detention is not to be trusted'?"

"Oh wait," I said. "It's because a pretty red head isn't it? She is so much younger than you."

"Be quiet!" Mrs. Parker yelled.

"No thank you," I said.

"Mrs. Parker, I really did see people fighting," Grell said. "But I guess they ran off?"

"Is that really true?" Mrs. Parker asked.

"Y-yes," Grell said.

"I feel like you two planned something," Mrs. Parker said.

"Why would we plan something?" I asked. "Wait a second, if you said that you don't trust people because they go a detention, then that means that you don't trust Caleb!"

"I do," Mrs. Parker said. "Besides I never said such things. Stop putting words into your mouth."

"I'm not putting words into your mouth," I said. "But you never denied any of it."

"There's no point in denying stuff when they're not true," Mrs. Parker said. "And yes you are."

"No, Grell was the one who was putting words in your mouth," I said. "And you're boring me. I don't think you even make any sense now." I put my feet on Caleb's chair and started pushing it.

"Mrs., Caleb is being mean!" I whined.

"Caleb! You've been so… bad ever since these two came! How about you move?" Mrs. Parker yelled. "And Jack! Get out of Miss Grelle's seat. Go back to your seat. As for you Caleb, you can sit next to Jack. I'll have to re-arrange the whole seating chart now."

I started laughing hardly. Mrs. Parker actually believed me!

"I must admit you did quite a good job at these plans," Grell said.

"Of course I did," I said. "Why wouldn't I?" Grell rolled his eyes.

"And you two!" Mrs. Parker yelled, making me and Grell both jump out of our seats. We didn't expect her to yell at us. "I'll be moving you two also. Analei, you'll be sitting alone in the front, as will Grell, but you two will be on opposite sides of the room! I've never met two sisters who talked so much in school."

I couldn't help but laugh a bit more. She was just killing me at how wrong she is!

"Shut up or you'll get another detention!" Mrs. Parker yelled.

"I don't care," I said. "I already have detentions until what… next week? What's another detention going to do?"

"…"

"Exactly," I said. "Detention really is boring. There really is no point in having it either. You're not supposed to put people who have a detention together! It's the same with people in prison and in an asylum! One day all of them are going tojoin forces and the whole world will die!"

"…"

"Now please excuse me."And with that I fell asleep.

A/N:

I'm on a roll. Wrote chapter each chapter a day apart from each other to be honest, at least from chapter six though. I just been updating slowly.

Another short chapter though. So sorry about that!

I suck at chapter names. I might just stop making chapter names. Just an idea though.

Anyway, I finished writing one of my stories~ although it's really short. And after this one I'm going to be working on another one (not a fanfic).

Please point out any errors/mistakes.

Until next time~ :D