So it is not yet Easter while I'm writing this part but I wish it was… Chocolate ish soooo goowd

So it is not yet Easter while I'm writing this part but I wish it was… Chocolate ish soooo goowd. Hmm. Nature is so cool, I just sounded like a total nerd then but it is, if you think about it for a while. You know how it was all created and stuff, not that I'm saying I believe in that stuff, wait, it's not that I'm dissing god or anything, just in case you are like a full-on believer of that stuff, are you? Nah, that's none of my business. Wait, are you?

Bec!!

Ok, ill shut up now. REEEAD!


"So, uh, what now?" Sirius asked.

"No, idea." Lupin replied. Yes, he was there the whole time, jusht uberly quiet.

"Are you ok, James?" Lily asked. OMG! civilised talking. Gasp!

"…" Oh yeah, he was glaring.

Amy got up and backed away slowly, then ZOOM! "Uh, I'm gonna go now..." At Amy. (Did that make ANY sense? Didn't think so. U cannot handle the subtle weirdness! Soz too many muffins. XD)

"Hey Amy, wait up…" Jess chased her deranged friend outside. "NOW!!" She stopped. Then started again.

"I am waiting. I'm walking slowly." Amy said. Jess caught her and deadlocked her sleeve.

"Dammit. Heeeeeelp meeeeeeee!"

"You're not going anywhere." Jess said as Amy tried to run away from her evil-grasp-of-the-evil-friend-level-one-kazillion! (Ha-ha, no sense)

"LET" gasp "Me" gasp "GOOOO" gasp "NOOOOW!!" Amy stuck her tongue out when she had concluded that she wasn't going anywhere by grabbing at the air for help.

"What do you want?" Amy asked, deflated.

"I want to know what happened last night."

"I was kidnapped by flying albino monkey cats." Amy said. Jess's eyes went bwip. (The bwip look: the look I don't know how to describe, but its what Izzy does when she goes, "You're so stupid." Uh, how to describe… it's cool and when I see someone do the bwip eyes I just imagine a little sound affect going 'bwip'. Or it could be 'bwap' or 'bworp' or 'bwup' or 'bwop'. I think I'll stick with 'bwip' though, sounds cooler. Ok, shutting up now.)

"Amy?"

"Nothing happened, it's a secret."

"That's what Sirius said."

"That's coz it is."

"So your not gonna tell me what happened?"

"Nup. That information cannot be divulged."

"Hmm."

"Mmmhmm."

"Now I must force it out of you… somehow…"

"You're not going to…."

"Yep."

"NOOOOOOO!"

"I think my brain melted. But, yes, yes, YES! Mwa hahahahahha!"

"HEEEELP! SHE'S A MADWOMAN! SHE WILL USE TEH FORCE AGAINST MEH!" Amy ran away as fast as she could and ended up hitting a tree. THUD

"Holy crap!" Amy fell to the ground in a daze. "Ow." Jess snuck up behind her and pounced (like an evil jeans-donned cat).

"Agh! Haha ha ha…NOOO! Haha ha ha… The TICKLE FOrCE! Ha ha ha… So... HaHA EVIIIIIL! Haha ha ha…" Amy said between fits of laughter, she couldn't really handle tickling all that well, let's just say.

"OK! Ha ha ha… I'LL haha ha… TELLYOU! Ha ha ha…" Jess stopped and Amy sat up. She sighed.

"Ok, well."

"Mm."

"You must always keep this a secret."

"Why….?"

"Oh, just do it. Promise me."

"Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. Hurry up."

Another sigh. "Ok, well last night I was dragged to this place by Sirius and James."

"Mmm."

"I don't exactly remember where it is, but it was underground and somewhere near the dungeons."

"Ok."

"So I fell down these stairs and there was this awesome place filled with water, like a pool or underground lake or something. It was purple and orange."

"You mean the walls?"

"No the water, you kind of had to be there."

"Ok."

"So after about, I dunno how many hours, swimming I found out that it isn't possible to leave at night, only during the day. And then that was kind of annoying but anywayzertizers, we fell asleep, but it was like a freaking iceberg on the concrete floor so I used Sirius's jacket. His massive, poofy, warm jacket… Anyway, we fell asleep and when James woke up he kind of misinterpreted and I think I scared him… just a little."

"He was cowering in pain."

"Ok, well, I had to. He has a dirty, dirty mind."

"Oka-"

"AND NOW HE SHALL DIE! (Insert cackle here)"

"-ay. Oh…kay… So, what did he think exactly?"

"Well he thought that uh… we…"

"He didn't!"

"Yes he did. And you sounded so much like a posh American stereotype just then."

"Sorry. So…you didn't, right?"

"Right. Wait, no. Uh, what are you asking me, exactly?"

"Don't worry. I don't think I would've believed you anyway."

"Believed what?"

"You have a really bad memory, hey?"

"You only just noticed?"

"No, I only just said."

"So, you're not going to tell anyone what happened, right?"

"You mean, I won't tell them what didn't happen."

"Right. So, you won't?"

"I won't."

"Coolio."

"Do you wanna go inside now, it's snowing."

"Oh, really?" Amy looked up at the white sky and opened her mouth.

"What are you doing?"

"Eating snow."

"Make sure it's not yellow, or red."

"Or brown."

"Yeah."

"Hmm, does this mean it's almost Christmas?"

"Uh, no."

"You sure?"

"Uh, yeah. We have four more weeks until holidays, let alone Christmas."

"Do you think we'll ever get back?"

"Maybe. I hope we do."

"I wanna be back before Christmas."

"That sounds about right." Jess said, Amy closed her mouth and looked at Jess.

"You wanna go inside now?"

"I just sa-… yes, Amy, I do." Jess rolled her eyes and dragged her friend inside only to meet a very excited-looking James, Sirius and Lily. Remus looked pissed, or just in a non-caring state, at least.

"Hey, guys. Guess what, guess what, guess what?" Lily said, hyperly.

"Uh… you're pregnant?" Jess said. Lily gave her the 'bwip' eyes. (oh, I know, it goes -.- it's like rolling your eyes with your eyes closed, if that makes any sense)

"No! Dumbledore said if this keeps going on, you know, the, uh… bad stuff, we'll have to evacuate the school to safety." James said. He'd completely forgotten about Amy and her evil kicks of doom.

"Why is that good?" Jess asked.

"Becaaaause… that means we might get to leave school early. Almost a whole three months of holidays!" Lily said.

"Well, if that happens where are we supposed to go?" Jess said. Amy was now jumping around hyperly like the rest of them.

"Well… we all get to go to James's place! Sorry Lupin." Sirius said, overly-happy.

"Is ok." Lupin said. He was still hyped up over holidays. Well, who isn't? And Christmas holidays, at that.

Amy's eyes widened and she squealed. "You mean, we get to stay with you two?!" She pointed at Sirius and James so excitedly/violently, that she poked James in the eye, although I'm not sure it was an accident.

"Yeah!" James said, his happiness not faltering because of his pain, of which there was a lot of nowadays.

"Awesome." Jess seemed happy, but not exasperated, so naturally Amy worried.

"Are you ok, Jess? You're not squealing!" Amy said, Jess just raised her eyebrows and Amy was succumbed (another totally awesome word!). For about two seconds.

"So, is it official or anything?" Amy squealed.

"Uh, not yet. We just need two more people to go missing and… SCHOOL IS OUT!" Lily said, dancing at these last three words. The three girls (Amy, Lily, Jess…duh!) jumped around hysterically, squealing and laughing.

Finally Remus spoke. "Um, guys, any one of us could go missing." All went silent, except for Amy who was still laughing her head off until she realised that she looked like a complete idiot and stopped.

"Well, way to burst our bubble." Amy said sulkily and stormed out, dragging Lily and Jess behind her.

Sirius and James looked at Lupin with bwip eyes. "I was just saying!" He said defensively.

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NARRATORS MOMENT!

So, for two weeks, everything was fine and dandy for our merry clan. They did schoolwork. Only twice, but they still did it. They went swimming again. This time with blankets, pillows and Jess. They got into trouble a couple of times, but they managed to get away with breaking a whole wall because of Amy being a completely annoying girl to the Griffindor guys again. (Yes, she has an obsession with waking up guys at five in the morning, but this time with persuaded help.) They have very quick tempers, and strong shoulders. (Yes, a WHOLE wall. It amazed me too.) It was fine and dandy, as I already said and these people had a happy schooltime, with James still not succeeding in asking Lily out and with Sirius out every other night with a different chick. You'd think he'd run out of variety, but it's a magical world, so he didn't. Lupin and Jess still succeeding in pissing off the others by running away, pretending to be doing homework but were out learning to ride a broomstick (Jess, of course) which proved to be awesome fun for that said person. Fine and dandiness continued until one fateful day when Dumbledore dumbfounded. (the school)

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Everyone was sitting at breakfast again, because they have breakfast every day, like you (Well, you should!). Jess was eating a waffle dripping with syrup and Amy was munching into a chockie-chip muffin (MUFFINS!) so violently that it looked like the muffin and wafflez would EXPLODETH. Or the girls would. Sirius, James and Lupin were just staring at them.

"You know, you will eat again. At lunch. In two hours." Lupin said. They both looked up at him and said.

"Mmmhmm." With a mouthful of food.

"So, I take it you guys won't be dieting anytime soon?" James said. Both their eyes went bwip. And then Jess went into mock hysterics (remember, James dumb).

"What are you talking about? Are you saying I'm fat?! Well, then. Here's what I think of you Mr." And she stuck her finger up at him while Amy laughed and coughed her way through the rest of her muffin and James sat there, dumbfounded (another totally awesome one! I should make a book of totally awesome words, I'll call it 'Teh Book Of Awesome Wordles', ok, shutting up now.) "How could you be so horrible." Mock crying here. "I don't know why you're so dumb, you bastard."

"Why does everyone keep calling me that? And I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just meant tha-"

"No. I know what you meant. I'll never eat again." Now Jess was doing the superbly-awesome-fun-mock-moodswings-just-to-confuse-people. My own creation.

"But, you're not…"

"Unless you want me to?" She said, fluttering her eyelashes.

"Did I miss something?"

"Was it me? Aww. You missed me. You're so sweet."

"Um…"

"You mean, you didn't miss me." Ooh, cold. Brr.

"Wait…"

"Oh, so that's how it is." She folded her arms. Sirius and Amy were cracking up.

"No, it's not, it's…"

"You are the worst bastard." She threw the syrup-covered waffle in his face. His jaw dropped. Probably letting in syrup. It oozed down his face and plopped onto his plate.

"I…" He raised his finger in protest but Jess interrupted.

"Oh, no. I am sooooo sorry. I sometimes get like, so totally overworked and I, like, go soooooo crazy, it is like, soooooo totally wieerd." She said, flicking her hair.

"But, you just…"

"Here, let me wipe that off for you." Jess said, leaning over and unsplodging his face of syrup by licking it off. (remember, FaKE moodswings here)

"…" He just looked confused. (like this o.0")

"What's wrong, I don't get it. Uh…" She was now 'confused'.

"You're not the only one."

"So, you hate me? But I thought…." And she bursts into (fake) tears.

"Ok…"

"Oh, it's alright, I'm not mad. I hope you're ok though." Happy now.

"…" He sighed.

Professor Dumbledore walked up the front and tapped his magical mike into 'on' mode (Tapity tap tap.) before Jess could do any more damage to James's brain and Amy and Sirius's laughboxes. Plus, I can't think of any more emotions. That was totally fun.

"Students, as you may (or may not, for Amy) recall, the school has been facing some difficulties and some strange disturbances. Such as the storm, where three people have died, that time when that wall disappeared and the disappeared students." He paused. "So, as law, we are required to send you home early if this continues. Two weeks early, in our case. And there have been more incidents. Three more students have gone missing. Dolores Umbridge, Sue Tenny and Jade Tindal. You are all to catch the next train home tomorrow and will be informed of an appropriate time to return to school, when such a time occurs." (and yes, I know I used my school captains name for the new girl, but I'm not feeling very creative today, ok?)

"Jade Tindal? That's that new girl, right?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah, the one that you kind of freaked out." Amy said.

"Me? You're the one who practically knocked my head off!"

"I was just patting you because you were behaving. Like a dog."

"A dog. I didn't do anything!"

"You bit my ear."

"Oh, technicalities, technicalities." Sirius waved it off. Amy lunged at him but Jess stopped her before she devoured his arm.

"So, I guess that this means we should go pack." Jess said whilst still holding Amy back.

"Probably." Lily said.

"Yippee! Holidays for everyone!" James said. "Wait, if you're coming over to my place… I'm gonna need a cattle prod." Jess let go of Amy and slapped him over the head. Amy fell to the ground and flailed around, looking quite stupid.

"Get up, you baka." Jess said.

"I'm not a baka." Amy said. She sat cross-legged on the ground.

"I'm gonna go pack before someone gets hurt." Lupin said, getting up and leaving.

"Me too." Lily said.

"I'm going to leave with Lilian." James said, leaving.

"Uh, I'm going to go if I know you guys won't kill each other." Sirius said. Amy bit Jess's hand. And Jess screamed in pain.

"Ok, that's it." Sirius grabbed Amy by the waist and slung her over his shoulder.

"DAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIITTT!" She screamed at Jess, who was laughing her head off.

"Ok, so… why am I in your room? (dorm/place/thingo/yougetit)" Amy asked. She was confused at the fact that she was now sitting on Sirius's bed watching him pack.

"Because a murder wouldn't have been a very nice addition to that list of bad occurances." He said, not looking up.

"Ok. Wait… what?"

"Don't worry."

"Hmm. So howcome the only people who can be stuffed to pack out of all the guys, are you and Lupin?"

"No idea." Still not looking up.

"Did you even hear what I said?"

"No idea."

"Ok… hmm. Are you serious?" (pun COMPLETELY intended)

"No idea."

"Are you Sirius?"

"No idea."

"So you're not a guy, then?"

"No idea."

"Oh so if you jumped out that window, would you hurt yourself?"

"No idea."

"This isn't really working. It only really works if you say: Yeah, mmhmm, no, or nup. Hmm, what is a way I can do this for no idea?"

"No idea."

"Eeagh. You're so annoying. Stop that."

"No…"

"Yay!"

"…idea."

"Damn you!" She threw a pillow at his head and he tumbled into his trunk.

"I'm stuck!" He wriggled but it didn't work, he was stuck. He wriggled some more and just tipped it over so he was in a very awkward stuck position. Baka.

"Hahaha. Ha. Ha. HAAAA!" Amy danced around, pointing at him.

"Are you going to help me up?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Only if you do something for me."

"What?"

"You have to agree before I tell you."

"Dammit. Ok, then. But only because this really hurts."

"Ok." She clapped her hands together and began her rant. "First of all, you have to get me muffins."

"Uh, ok."

"No, no, no. Wait. You must make me muffins. Yes. And then when you have mastered the art of triple-chocolate muffin making, you shall teach me. And then you will sell all your muffins and give the money to meeeeeee! Mwa ha ha."

"You are so weird."

"I know. Muffins for me, ha ha ha! And you must find me some white chocolate, too. Chocolate is good."

"I will if you get me out of here."

"Ok. Shake on it?" She held out her hand. He inched his hand out from the trunk and shook awkwardly. She then yanked him out of the trunk.

"Ow!"

"Ha ha ha."

"You are a violent child. Who's obsessed with muffins."

"But muffins are good."

"True. Now help me pack."

"Ok." After a while of packing, she held up an article of clothing (that I will not describe because it may scar your mind. I'm so nice XD) on the end of a stick.

"Uh… Sirius? Whadda I do with this?" He turned around and snatched it away from her.

"Don't touch my underwear."

"That was underwear?"

"Oh, piss off." He glared and Amy poked her tongue out at him.

"Just go and do something else." He said, stuffing his stuff in his trunk.

"Like what?"

"Go and get all the shit off that desk and shove it in here." He pointed at the desk next to his bed and chucked her a bag.

"Ok." She went over, opened the bag and tipped the desk over so that half of the stuff fell into the bag and the other half landed on the floor.

"Amy!"

"I did not do that."

"I saw you."

"It was gravity's fault."

"Suuure. Just go and pick it up."

"Grr." She poked her tongue out (again) and started shoving all things that were shovable into the little backpack. Then she found something. Something interesting. She picked it up.

"Ooooh. What do we have here?" She asked herself, loud enough for Sirius to hear. He looked up and gawked.

"Where did you find that?"

"On the floor."

"Before or after you knocked the desk over?"

"After."

"Holy shit. Gimme that now."

"No." Amy said and danced up onto his bed so he couldn't get it off her. He lunged at the little red book she held out over the end of the bed. And missed.

"Amy, give me the diary."

"Diary! Oh, yippee." She said, opening it. He jumped up again and missed it.

"I mean, uh, journal."

"No."

"Give it to me."

"Why?"

"You can't read that."

"Why not? Is it about me?"

"Just GIVE IT HERE!"

Amy started reading out at some random page. "Ehem. Today was our first day back after the holidays and there were two new girls. Jess and Amy. They seem nice. They are a bit strange though. I am? Oh, I would have never known."

"Wait. It just says nice? And strange?" Sirius stopped trying to attack her arm for a moment to think.

"Uh…" She scanned. "Yer. And that we wear weird clothes and – ooh what's this? Some feelings. Mwa ha ha!"

"But that's all it says about what you look like?"

"Uhu, now let me read teh feelings."

"That's not mine."

"What?"

"It's not mine."

"Uh. So who's is it?"

"No idea."

"Aww. I wanted to humiliate you."

"You can read it now, I give you permission."

"But it's not yours."

"Well, I'm not gonna stop you."

"It's no fun with permission."

"But the person who owns it isn't here."

"Ok."

"Lemme see." Sirius jumped over to read what it said and they both plopped down onto the bed to read this persons innermost feelings.

"So… Where was I? Ah, yes. Teh feelings. …these new girls are getting on my nerves. And so are their accents. So… Australian! It's annoying. But not like all those 'G'day mayte!' kind of accents you see on tv. It's just… weird… Hey! That's discrimination against accents!" Amy protested and Sirius snatched it away to continue reading.

"Ok, …But they don't look any different from girls up here. They look the same. Except for their skin, it's darker. Which looks much better, I must say. They are still as weird as ever, maybe worse, but they are adjusting to our country. And I think I may be adjusting to them. Mainly just one of them. Ok, I think she's totally hot… Wow. I don't think I should keep reading."

"Ooh, yeah. You will! Or I will make you make those muffins wearing a dress!"

"Ok, ok. … she is the best looking chick I have ever seen. Maybe it's just me, because nobody else seems to like her that much…"

"That has to be Jess. Everybody likes me." Amy interrupted. Sirius raised his eyebrows.

"What!" Amy said. Sirius just rolled his eyes and kept reading.

"…her name is Jess. And I think I may even love her. I taught her how to ride a broom yesterday, which was soooooo funny. She sucked at it, which was adorable. She fell off three times. Then I showed her that she had to sit facing forward and she only fell off once after that. Her friend is very strange. James and Sirius showed her the place that they won't show me and I felt pretty bummed. Amy came up looking like some interesting stuff happened. Which wouldn't have surprised me though, because… um… blah, blah, blah… and then it's just some boring in-depth thoughts about what happened that night. And then we get to the end of that day, which takes up a whole two pages! And at the end it says… I really hope school gets cancelled, I want to see Jess again, out of school. I love holidays and Christmas when it snows and we can stay inside all day. No full moon! Signed…dot dot dot." He slammed it shut and stood up.

"Wait, who was it? I wanna knooooooooow!" Amy said, grabbing for the diary. Sirius stood up and hid the little red book away from her.

"I know." Sirius said.

"And I wannaaaaaa!" She whinged.

"Well, you're not gonna."

"But, but…"

"It was kind of obvious anyway."

"No, it wasn't."

"Well it was for me."

"That's because you read it."

"No, it's because I'm competent."

"Hey! That's not fair." She folded her arms and pouted. "You suck."

"I think you should go and pack."

"Well, you have to help me." Amy pouted, dragging him out into the common room. And then she proceeded to attempt to drag him into the girls' room/dorm/thingo/yougetit.

"Uh, Amy, I can't go in there." He pointed out.

"And why not? Are you scared of the girls?"

"No! I can't go in there. I literally can't go up the stairs."

"Why not?"

"Some magical rule. The stairs disappear."

"Oh, yeah."

"How would you know that? You live in Australia."

"Oh, yeah. I… didn't…know…"

"Well, I can't go up there."

"Yes, you can. I'll make you." And so she dragged him up the stairs. As soon as Amy was at the top and Sirius was still on the stairs, they formed into a slide and he slid doooown to the bottom and crashed.

"I told you so." Amy said.

"What?"

"I said… 'I told you so.' Deaf man."

"But… I said…. And you… Nevermind."

"I won't then."

"Why don't you bring your stuff down here?"

"Now what is the point in me lugging my shit down those stairs and my bag, and then having to lug them all the way back up."

"Ok… one: you only have about five things, two: there are only about five stairs, three: you don't have to lug them back up and four: so I can help you pack."

"Well, I'm not gonna."

"Well then, I'm not gonna help."

"Yes you are. I'm going to make you. Do you have a rope?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Why would I have a rope?"

"To climb stuff."

"And I would carry one around everywhere, just to climb stuff."

"If you were smart you would."

"And that is saying a lot, seeing as you don't have one."

"That is beside the point."

"No it's not."

"Hmph. Shut up. Now… do you have a broom?"

"Uh, yeah. Do you want me to sweep or something?"

"No. the flying kind."

"You want me to fly up five stairs?"

"No, stupid. I want you to go outside, fly up to the window, open it; you climb inside and help me pack."

"Ok, now that's stupid."

"No, it's not, you are."

"Uhu…?"

"Well, remember my muffins!"

"Yes, I do."

"Well, yeah."

"Your point being?"

"That you can remember about muffins."

"Interesting."

"Oh, shut up."

"Why?"

"That's not shutting up."

"Whatever." He just looked at Amy for a while. Amy glared at him and thought about her predicament. After a while of thinking she spoke up.

"Just go! Now." She stomped her foot and pointed out the portrait hole. He quietly slipped out and Amy stomped upstairs.

"So what can I do?" Sirius said, clapping his hands together. Amy walked over to her little backpack and lifted it out from a pile of colourful dirty clothes. Sirius shifted over towards her and away from the broom he had jumped off through her window earlier on. He'd discovered that it didn't fit through the tiny window after a few unsuccessful tries and a couple of smashed windows, so he jumped off through the window and let it find its own way in.

"Well, you could gather up all of my electronical stuff and shove it in here." She handed him the backpack. "And any other non-clothical items you can find."

He got to work and Amy bounced around, gathering all of her colourful clothes and articles that she had bought in addition to her original jeans and tank top (if you're asking where she got the money from, Sirius gave it to her, ok?). After she'd done that, she got bored and started jumping up and down on her bed, until she got bored with that and just sat there watching Sirius search for her things.

"How long does it usually take you to pack?" Amy asked, just out of boredom.

"Well, you have a lot of shit." He said, reaching under her bed and pulling out a purple ping pong ball.

"That wasn't my question, was it?"

"Well, no. But it seemed you were implying that I was slow."

"Well, yeah, but I asked a different question."

"Ok, then. It is usually much quicker than this. It's only this slow when I have to pack for you." He jumped up and grabbed a necklace that was hanging from the top of her bed.

"As you said, I have a lot of shit." She took the over-stuffed backpack from him and looked at it. "That seems to have increased in size during the last half hour." She sat on the bed and Sirius intended to too, but he missed and landed on his back on the floor.

"I need to ask you something." He said, turning his head towards her.

"Is it a serious matter?"

"No, well I don't think so, anyway. I was wondering why you had a bunch of roses under your bed." He said, sitting up, cross-legged. Amy's eyes widened and she threw herself onto the floor to look under her bed. She slid under to pull out the mysterious bundle.

"Ow! Dammit!" She yelled at herself and bounced up in pain, hitting her head on the bed. "Ow." She crawled out from under the bed, rubbing her head.

"What did you do?"

"I pricked myself on a thorn. Bloody roses." She sucked her finger and pouted. Sirius sighed and ducked under the bed to get it for her. He handed it to her and she inspected it with her free hand.

"Ooh. A card!" She exclaimed. She stood up and sat on her bed, Sirius next to her, watching her decipher the clues.

"Whatzit say?"

"Uh, it says… Dear Am's, hope you like 'em. I don't know if you found them, or not. Well, if you're reading this, then you did, of course. Wow, I'm stuffing this up. And running out of space. Agh, that took up more space. And that! Ok, I'll get straight to the point. Hmm, what to say, what to say… well, one: you're awesome. There's actually no other way I can think of to say that, and that sounds pretty crappy, but you are. Two: hmm, other than the first one, I don't think there's anything else. Well, you're weird, but in an awesome way, if that makes any sense. And you fall over a lot, and you talk really fast and loud and you dress crazy. Ok, I'm listing now. Not a good sign. And it's starting to sound very negative, which it's not supposed to. I'm rambling now. Dammit. Hey, you say dammit a lot too. Ok, uh. I really like you Am's and I, well, yeah. You get it. Roses are red, violets are blue, you're awesome and I like you. Wow, that was crap. I hope you get it, any way. Uh, yeah. Tell me if you got this. Well, you don't know who I am so I should probably tell you. Ok, I am… No, my name is… I'm making it sound very formal and/or mysterious. Anywayz, I'm gonna stop writing now so I have enough space to actually say who I , and then it just stops because he's used every single millimetre of space to ramble on and now I have no idea who it's from!" Amy said frustratedly.

"He's kind of like you, except nowhere near as cool."

"Awesome." She corrected.

"Whatever. He totally stuffed it up. If I did that I would know what I was going to say and not write every single thought I had on the page. And it's messy." Sirius said, touchily.

"I think it's cute."

"It's weird and pointless. Well, not the roses. Because chicks usually like roses and it means that they like you, and will spend money on you. Which isn't that same as spending time with you. Anyone can give away money for a girl." He rambled on. "The card is retarded." He concluded.

"I don't like roses. They hurt."

"They're only gonna hurt someone like you."

"They should've sent chocolate. It can't hurt me. And I like it."

"I'm glad he didn't."

"So I can't have what I want!" She accused, crossing her arms.

"No! It's gonna hurt everyone around you and annoy everyone around you, mostly me. That's why. A teddy bear would've been a good present, it can't hurt you, or me."

"Teddy's are overrated."

"How do you even know it's a guy?" Sirius teased. Amy whacked him with her pillow.

"Not funny! I'm not perverted like you."

"Me?" He said innocently. Amy just got up and started bouncing on the bed again, bouncing Sirius around too. He got bounced around her bed until he lay down to prevent further bouncment. She kept jumping and eventually jumped on him and tripped over. On her bed.

"Ooph." She fell down onto her bed. Well, onto Sirius too.

"What did you do that for?"

"You were the one in the way."

"You were the one who jumped on me."

"Because you were in the way."

"You're bored, too. Hey?"

"Yep."

"What to do, what to do."

"We could wreak havoc."

"I can't think of anything remotely creative."

"Yeah, neither."

"So…"

"Now what?"

"Hmm, I could be a total girl and gossip about peoples clothes and junk."

"Uh, I'd rather you didn't."

"Do you have any idea who roses boy might be?"

"No. Not anyone I know. Or like."

"If you don't know who they are, how do you know if you like them?"

"Well. They like you."

"And?"

"Well, I don't want them too."

"Why not?"

"Because… uh… I don't think we need any other insane people in this school."

"And they'd be insane if they liked me?"

"Mmmhmm."

"You're weird."

"Nup."

"Then what are you, Mr Black?"

"Uncomfortable."

"Why."

"You're still on top of me."

"Oh, yeah." She didn't move.

"That kind of meant 'get off'."

She didn't move.

"Please get off, Amy."

She didn't move.

Sirius sighed and sat up, catching Amy as she slid down towards the floor. He plonked her down onto the ground.

"Why do you keep doing that?!"

"What?" Sirius said.

"Being annoying."

"Uh, I didn't know I was being that annoying."

"Well, you are."

"Maybe you're just very annoyable."

"Uh, I think not."

"Yer, I think you are very annoyable."

"No I'm not. And I'll prove it. I'm going to go and ask people if you are annoying. Which you are, by the way."

"Ok. You do that. And have fun with it."

"I will." Amy stormed out of the room, hands on hips. Sirius held his wrist up and Amy stormed back in.

"You're coming with me." She grabbed his wrist and dragged him out.


Ok, it is now almost a whole week from Easter. Which proves how slow I write.

I'm feeling very uncreative. Give me ideas please.

Plus I like reviews, so heh. GIMME GIMME GIMME! Ok, I'll shut up.

Actually, no I won't. I'm gonna ramble some more…

Sooooo… how's life? I think I'll join in on the next chapter.

I shall SUDDENLY APPEAR! I think I shall morf into this other dimension and pay a visit to Amy and Jess and Siri. I think they'll like that. Actually, I don't think they'll like it at all, so it should be fun. And lots more OC'S! just to make sure I don't have to pay any attention to the actual storyline. JJ.

I think this will just go on forever. Do you? (Note retoricalness.)

R&R!