Sorry about the short chapter and the wait but life tends to get a little hectic when you have two months left till graduation and when you're going around touring colleges. I'm making Umbridge more horrible than she already is...so not much of a difference.


"Good morning class." Professor Umbridge, said walking into the DADA classroom.

"Good morning, Professor Umbridge." The class responded monotonously.

"Hem, hem." Umbridge coughed, "It seems somebody forgot to say good morning."

Harry blinked, eyes going wide, no way had she heard him not saying good morning.

Umbridge than made her way over to Draco's table leaning over him.

"Great, it's the toad death-glare. Don't look her in the eyes. Her ugliness may just kill you." A small voice snickered.

"Excuse me Ms. Alekseev, what did you just say?" Umbridge scowled walking to her desk.

"Nothing. I was just saying that your choice of wardrobe is very unique. No one else quite pulls off the the anura order look like you do, Professor Umbridge."

"Very well thank you, Ms. Alekseev."

Harry looked around noticing that the class particularly the Ravenclaws, and a few Slytherins were snickering amongst themselves. None of the Hufflepuffs, except for one or two seem to have gotten the joke. Hermione was the only Gryffindor who had understood the the joke and was desperately trying not to smile.

Harry looked at the girl Aleeksav who had snuck in the joke, she was a petite Slytherin with long black hair and teal eyes, bangs covering one of them.

Draco turned facing the girl behind him. "I didn't need your help."

"Well I'm sorry to say you got it. Cymbeline Aleeksav at your service." She smiled.

Draco merely looked at her before turning back around.

"Don't mind him." Tracey said, "That's Draco for you, no matter what it looks like, he actually does appreciate you what he did."

"I'm sure." Cymbeline sighed.

"Class is dismissed. Mr. Potter, Mr. Malfoy if you two could please stay behind." Professor Umbridge smiled.

Harry furrowed his eyebrows, what could she possibly want?

After the rest of the students left Draco and Harry made their way to the front where Umbridge sat smiling behind her desk.

"You wanted to see us Professor." Draco said.
"Professor Umbridge." She clarified.

"Whatever." Draco said, shrugging his shoulders and rolling his eyes.

"That is exactly what I wanted to see you too about. You may not realise this but you two have been gone for quite a while. Things have changed. Unlike Dumbledore I do not tolerate disobedient children. I am a very nice person, provided you stay on my good side. Mr. Malfoy you have two warnings I suggest you not get a third one."

"Ooh I'm so scared." Draco said, "You don't scare me one bit."

"Detention."

"Wouldn't miss it."

"Mr. Potter I suggest you try not to follow your friends actions and we won't have any problem."

Umbridge said turning to address him.
Harry merely nodded as he and Draco left the classroom he turned to his lover.

"You shouldn't have provoked her."

"I didn't she was annoying me. I didn't do anything except respond. I would have done the same to any teacher I didn't like."

Harry merely sighed, knowing Draco was telling the truth, "You still shouldn't have provoked her."

"Doesn't matter know, what's done is done besides she'd be a fool to hurt me. I have allies in very high places." Draco responded.

"Just remember what Ron and Sally-Ann told us. We should stay clear of her."

"I'll stay out of her way if she stays out of mine."
"Draco." Harry said warningly.

"Fine I'll do my best not to antagonise the foul beast."

"You think you would have learned not to poke dangerous creatures with sticks after the Buckbeak incident." Harry smirked.

"You know you're doing an awful lot of taking. I know a better way those lips off yours can be put to good use." Draco grinned.

"Oh really."

Their lips met in a fiery kiss, which seemed to last forever. Harry moved his hands to Draco's arse and pulled yanking them closer together, his cock brushing against Draco's.

"Stop!" A high pitched voice shouted, ruining the moment.

Harry pulled away turning to look at the girl who had screamed.

At that moment Professor Umbridge passed them walking down the corriorder, giving both of them a suspicious look.

"Ginny? What's wrong?"

"You two! There's a rule against PDA, if Umbridge caught you, she'd have you guys put in detention."

"Yeah right, this is just an excuse to prevent me from getting any action." Draco frowned, "And even if we did get caught it's just detention. Big deal."

"Believe me Malfoy neither of you wants to get a detention from Umbridge."

"Puh-lease I have a detention with her tonight and I bet it'll be fine."

"You got detention already." Ginny gaped.

"Yeah, like I said it's no big deal."


You twit!" Sally-Ann shouted. "I can't believe you got detention already."

"What is the big deal about her detention? I mean how bad is writing lines?" Harry shrugged.

"She uses corporal punishment, that's the big deal." Sally sighed.

"That was outlawed a thousand years ago." Draco said, "She should be in Azkaban."

"Should being the key word." Ron said.

"Do the board of governors know about this?" Harry asked.

"We could tell them, Malfoy your dad is still chairman right?" Ron said.

"Not anymore, he left three years ago."

"Why don't you guys just report her." Harry suggested.

"We have no proof." Sally answered.

"I'm pretty sure you guys have proof if she's using corporal punishment." Draco said.

"That's just it I don't know what or how she does it but she's glamoured all our punishments." Ron said lifting up his shirt, to reveal nothing. "Only people who have been punished can see other peoples marks. Draco you'll be able to see the welts tomorrow."

"Since you're new, she might not be too harsh." Sally said.

Draco scowled crossing his arms, "If that pink overgrown toad of a munter thinks I'm scared or that she can punish me she's got another thing coming."

"Just be careful please." Harry said, hugging him.

"I'll be fine, wait she never told me where or when my detention is."

"She does that on purpose, that way she'll give you another detention for being late, or not coming. She switches the time and location every day. We've figured out her system but she doesn't know that. We still show up late or not come on some nights so she doesn't catch on. Today is Wednesday so she'll be in the trophy room at nine." Ron finished, "We have to go, good luck." He said leaving the room with Sally.

"Draco."

"What I'm not doing anything."

"Draco."

"Fine! I won't antagonize her, I'll show up in time too okay."

"I just worry about you."

"I know, but I can look after myself just saying."

"I can't help it. I'm very protective over people I care about." Harry shrugged pulling Draco into a hug.

"Nice, okay you an let go now. This lovey family stuff is making me sick." Draco scowled.

"I'm never letting go!" Harry shouted as he startled to tickle him.

"No Harry stop it!" Draco laughed, escaping from his grasp and running to the other side of the room.

"I'm coming for you Draco." Harry grinned, pouncing on him.


So what do you think? Wrote this on my cell so tell me if there are any mistakes. Read and review.