Sorry for the delay. My cousin were interrupting me from updating this fanfic when they staying at my house for a week. Nothing much to say this time. This chapter is special for you all cause I doubled my words. It should be more than 8000 words but I think I wanna leave you all wondering bout this. I'm so damn evil right now and not really in the good mood of working.

I don't want to promise anything bout a new short fic I will make later so just keep waiting it till my mood calmed down a bit. Shockingly, it's D.Gray-Man but the pairing is secret and I hope you will not spill out the secret for this one, animesyndrome! I'm counting on you this one! Oh yea, I like your idea of making a nickname for LavLee... a.k.a. Lavi x Lenalee. But I will disappoint all LavLee's fans later for making an almost dark fic about their relationship.

Thanks to Kagu-chan luvs An1m3, Colour Cartridge, Demon-Arms-Kaito, Mizu1411, Ai Minamoto, windam2611, Evee-chan, Ritsuka Justice, animesyndrome and la la land for reviewing the last chapter.

And also a thanks for naruto-exile for making me as one of your 'Favorite Author'.

Oh, my scanner is okay now and you can view the real Ashelia. I had sketched the casual wear of Ashelia's garment but I think I'm gonna delete it but if anyone wanna see it... just tell me and I'll upload it later at devi. And here it's! Ashelia in her winter garment!

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Ashelia gritted her teeth. How dare this redhead madman kidnap one of her friends, "Only a stupid moron would enrage the direct descendent of Hazel." The rapier blade pressed against the redhead skin beneath Ashelia.

"Lenalee… are you okay?" Lavi asked while move toward Lenalee's back to untied to rope.

"Umm." Lenalee nodded. "Thank you… Lavi." She gave a smile to the redhead boy which earned a blush on his cheeks.

"Tch." Kanda averted his gaze away from the intimacy view of the couple before him. "Stupid rabbit." He muttered under his breath.

"Err… Kanda?" Allen voice caught Kanda's attention. Kanda lifted his head only to find Allen sat on the previous horizontal pillar where he and Ashelia stood before. Allen's body was shaking a bit, "Kanda, would you help me get down from here." She said while hugging the nearest vertical pillar.

Kanda sighed in defeat and move toward just below the spot where Allen sat. He raised both of his hands, "Hurry up moyashi! I don't have all the world time to wait for you to jump!" Kanda shouted angrily.

Twitch. A few small veins popped on Allen's head. She then slowly moved from her spot and released her grips from hugging the vertical pillar. Allen slowly descended and suddenly she slipped because the pillar is so smooth against her cloth. Much to Kanda surprised, Allen fell on him and a heavy dust haze began to form. "Owie…" Allen cried in pain. "Kanda?" she called his name and suddenly felt something touching her butt which make her face turn to red.

"Dammit." Kanda cursed and he aware that there was something heavy like moyashi sat on his body. He began to move his and suddenly find it touch something smooth, round and soft against his palm. Kanda tried to figure it out the thing is before a sudden redness crept on his face. The next thing Kanda knew that his left cheek were sting like a wooden plank hit his face for zillionth times.

-Slap-

The haze started to clear up. "Allen! Are you okay?" Lenalee shouted.

"Yeah. I'm fine!" Allen cheeks were puffed red while crossing her arms. Kanda was gritted his teeth while his left hand massage his throbbing cheek. Both of their backs facing each other which make Ashelia, Lavi, Lenalee and the redhead wondered.

-Five minutes later-

Yes! The redhead dude is finally being seized by Kanda's Mugen and the redhead currently being tied up against the pillar inside the tower to await Suman arrival later. Ashelia and Lavi were talking to each other while standing at the damaged entrance that Lavi did before. "Oww shit! Now what have you done!" Ashelia shouted at Lavi, "How do you expect we're gonna have Maiden Chaser's day with the tower condition like this?!" she pointed at the crushed wall, damaged doors, garbage, PS2, and last but not least… a group of rodents that running around the room.

"The Maiden Chaser's day is the day after tomorrow… so we have time to fix it." Lavi said in reassured tone.

"Hope you're right cause-…" before Ashelia could finish her words, somebody fired a cannon and it flew through inside the tower by the damaged door.

-Kaboom-

"ESHIIIII!" Suman screeched through the amplifier that was set up outside his military tank. "Thank heaven that I found you!! Now… let me destroy you with my awesome tank cannon even if the Maiden Chaser's had to be cancelled due the tower fell upon you!! Muahahahahaha!!" okay… that's so un-Suman-ish. Suman blast another fire inside the tower.

Twitch. TWITCH. A few huge veins popped on Ashelia's head. "Control. Control. Control. Control." Ashelia repeat her mantra inside her head.

Three second later, another 12 blast was fired inside the tower which made the six occupants inside it panicked. "Who-whoa!! He's not kidding!!" Lavi shouted.

"Are we gonna die? Oh god!" Eshi frightened. "I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don-…"

-Wham-

Kanda hit Eshi jaw like a golf ball using his Mugen and sent he unconsciously. "Shut the hell up!!"

After Suman stopped blasting more inside the tower, Ashelia immediately ran toward the tower entrance. "Suman!! What the hell are you doing?! Do you want to get all of us killed?!" she screamed.

"Fufufufufufufu!!" and to much everyone horror… the person who blast the fire was not SUMAN. "Beware the wrath of mad scientist!!" Oh… My… God… it's Komui! And he was controlling the tank!! Beside the military tank was an unconscious Suman that had been tied up against a small wooden pole.

"Shit! Komui! What have you done to Suman?!" Lavi appeared beside Ashelia.

"Muahahahahahahaha!!" Okay… this is so Komui-sh. "How dare you kidnap my dear beautiful sister? How dare you!" Komui began to cry. "How dare you! How dare you! How dare you! Komurins! Demolish the tower with your mucho macho laser attack!!"

"Ehhhhh??" Ashelia, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee and Eshi turned white.

"Fire!!" Komui shouted. "Muahahahahaha!!"

"Wait! Komui!!" Ashelia, Allen, Kanda, and Lavi screamed Komui's name but-…

-KABLAST!!-

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Five in the morning at Tiedoll's house, Daisya Barry was in deep slumber until a bright ray went through his window curtain. "Uww… is it morning already?" he quickly get up and went toward his window while rubbed his eyes. "Man, I hate morning." He said as he move the curtain apart and the bright ray immediately shone brighter. Daisya twitched his eyes slightly as the bright ray almost blinded him and then opened it again. "Wow…" he awed at the scene before him and-… "What the heck is that thing? Komui?" he narrowed his eyes as the gigantic blast of explosion formed a figure like Komui at the tower site. "What the?! The tower had been destroyed!!" Daisya shouted and immediately awake both Tiedoll and Marie inside the house.

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The tower site… well-… there's no tower anymore. Everything within the 10 kilometer radius was completely burned… including our rescuer but not as bad as Eshi's hair. Komui began his victory dance, "Hooray! I've finally destroyed the tower! Yay! Lalalalala!!" a sudden random thought hits him, "Wait… Lenalee is inside the tower… does that mean…" Komui immediately froze. "Uuuuuwwwwwaaaaaa!! Lenalee!! Lenalee!!" he get off from the tank and started to ran around it.

"Brother?" a familiar beautiful voice interrupted Komui activity of running around while crying.

Komui immediately stopped running around and turned his body toward the source of the voice. His face began to brighten a bit, "Le-Lenalee?" he called his dearly little sister name. "Lenalee?" Komui called again.

"Brother." Lenalee gave a smile to her brother. "You came to save me…"

"Lenalee…" Komui sobbed and ran toward Lenalee. "LENALEE! LENA-…"

-Dush-

Ouch. Komui face hits Kanda's right boot. "Er?" Komui mumbled before his face sliding against Kanda's boot and fell on the ground.

Kanda gave Komui a you-are-so-damn-dead-and-I-will-send-you-to-the-seventh-pits-of-hell glare earned a gulp from Komui. Lavi appeared behind Kanda with his Ōzuchi Kozuchi that was rested on his shoulder. Ashelia and Eshi together make an appearance behind the both youth later with their eyes flashed dangerously toward Komui. "Don't you know?" Lavi start to spoke.

"How hard is to figure out?" Kanda added while unsheathe his Mugen out.

Ashelia summoned her 'Dual Regalia'. "And save Lenalee?"

Komui stared for awhile. "Er? No?"

Fire started to ignite the four of them, "Wrong ANSWER!!" the four of them shouted altogether.

"Komui Lee." Ashelia said his name.

"You." Eshi held his devilish smirk.

"Are." Kanda narrowed his eyes.

"Gonna." Lavi added.

"DIE!!" the four of them began to chase Komui.

"NOOOO!!" Komui let out his womanly scream.

"Urgh… what was that for?" Allen appeared beside Lenalee and wipe out some dust that caught on her dress.

"Oh Allen… thank god everyone is save!" Lenalee said in relieve.

"Well… not everyone." Suman said while wiggled a bit to freed himself from the rope.

"Aikouka: Titania!!"

"Nigentou!!"

"Hi Ban: Gouka Kaijin!!"

"DIE!!"

"Arghhhhhh!!" Komui screamed while running around and used Komurin X to defend himself. Allen, Lenalee and Suman can only sweat drops seeing the scene before them.

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"Lenalee! What happen to your hair?!" Miranda immediately ran toward Lenalee who sat on a stool beside Komui's bed.

"Ummm… I'm actually thinking bout cutting it from the beginning. Besides that, Lavi love it." Lenalee gave a smile to Miranda while caressing her new hairstyle.

"But Lenalee!!" Komui began to scream. "Your hair! Your beautiful hair!!" he wept.

"There. There. It's alright." Lenalee sweat drop while trying to calm her brother.

"Yuu!!" Tiedoll suddenly burst inside the room. "Yuu!! Yuu!! Where are YOU?!" he screamed like he actually lost Kanda.

Twitch. "Shut the hell up old man!!" Kanda shouted on his bed that was between Ashelia and Lavi.

Tiedoll then ran toward Kanda and hugged him. "My dear poorly child! I thought you were dead!! Thank heaven that you aren't!!" Tiedoll shouted loudly. "And don't cursing in front of me!!"

Twitch. Kanda pushed Tiedoll with all his might but all his effort was futile. "Get off me old man!!"

-KaCha!-

Twitch. Twitch. Double twitches!! "You two! Cut it out! Do you want me to kill you?!" Kanda glared at Jean and Leo for taking the picture of him being hugged by his own father. Seeing Kanda like a demon that had just being raised by hell, Jean and Leo immediately ran behind Allen who was sitting on a stool beside Ashelia's bed.

Lavi surely thought that his ears were bleeding because hearing Bookman lecturing bout how dumb, dumber, and dumbest of he going rescued Lenalee without feeding the fish at the Science Department pond. Bookman then gave a free 2364185265 seconds of lecturing again to Lavi bout how idiot, idiotic, and idiotism of he for forgetting to wash all the clothes that already reeking through the Science Department building. "Oh god… am I going to die?" Lavi asked himself with tears streaming down from his eyes.

After finished cutting the apple, Allen immediately served it to Ashelia. "Here you are." Allen said with a cute smile formed on her lips.

"Tch. Whatever… I'm not hungry." Ashelia replied with sarcasm as her mind kept cursing Komui for his stupid, stupider, and stupidest behavior last night for destroying the damn tower. But luckily, Reever and the others determine to HAVE Maiden Chaser's day for tomorrow so they had no choice but to build back the tower. This time, they didn't use woods for the building materials… instead they used bricks that can hold any Komui's damn experiment… like explosion for instant.

Allen sweats drops. "Ahahahaha…" Allen tried to laugh insanely but futile cause SHE is not insane enough compare to Komui's brain. "But Ashelia, look at the bright side… at least we're gonna have a new tower for the Maiden Chaser's day."

"Yea, right." Ashelia rolled her eyes for about 540°.

"ALLEN!!" Mana burst in with Krory, Eliade, and Tyki behind him. Mana then ran toward Allen with tears streaming down from his eyes like a Niagara Waterfall, "Allen! Are you okay?" he hugged his daughter. "Did you hurt? Did you hurt? Did anyone touch you? Did Kanda hit you? Did Ashelia protect you? Did Lavi flirting you? Did-…" and the word 'did' repeat again then again for 74th times.

"Umm…" Allen sweat drops and so everyone else, "Father, I'm alright. See?" she gave her sweetest and cutest smile ever to Mana.

The Niagara-… change that to the Mana Walker's Waterfall immediately stopped streaming down. Mana sniffed slightly, "Really?" he sniffed again and twice.

"Er-… Yeah." Allen nodded.

Mana then forward to hugged Allen lovingly and we can call it as 'daddy and daughter' time. "Aww… that's good to hear. I'm so worried about you, pumpkin." He nuzzled his cheek against Allen's one before realizing that… first, someone was hugging Allen… second, he's also was hugging Allen… third, but the 'someone' also was hugging him…

"Aww… Such a beautiful scene and I can't help to control myself to join also." Tyki said as he hugged Mana and Allen who was still hugging each other before realized them. "Hi." Tyki greeted Mana and offered a hand to him. "The name is Tyki Mikk and I'm a lawyer."

Mana shook Tyki's hand, "Mana Walker. The owner of Walker's Apple Rapture." He then realized Tyki's hand after that.

Tyki nodded for a few times. "Yes. Yes, I already know you."

"Oh… okay." Mana nodded for a few times. Allen rolled her eyes from watching Mana to Tyki to Mana to Tyki to Mana to Tyki and so on. "Never seen you around before. You new here, boy?" Mana asked.

"Ah yes!" Tyki ruffled his hair backward coolly with make Kanda almost throw out seeing it. "You see… Mr. Walker. I've enough of being calm and gentlemen through this story…"

"Uh-hum. I'm listening." Mana nodded again along with the others who were eagerly to know it including the chipmunks a.k.a. Chip and Dale that stood on the tree branch outside the room.

"Right." Tyki was sweating and it seemed that he was nervous over something. He then dashed forward without thinking and held both of Mana's hand. "WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" he shouted loudly.

"What?!" Mana's eyes widen. Allen gasped, Ashelia choked on the apple she ate, Komui was covering Lenalee's ears so she cannot hear the filthy words… well, that's what Komui thought, good thing that Lavi was unconscious after hearing Bookman lectured, Krory broke the vase he was holding, Eliade accidentally wilted the flower using her power, Tiedoll glasses suddenly cracked, Miranda blushed, Bookman gaped, Jean fainted along with Leo, Chip fell from the branch, Dale was laughing, Kanda smirked and the WORLD was shocked after hearing Tyki statement!!

Tyki furiously shook head, "NO! I mean-…"

"Some-… helps m-…" Ashelia's face was paler than Ju-On cause she's still choking and Miranda quickly went to her side to help her.

"KYAAAA!!" random fan girls suddenly appeared behind Tyki and when he turned his head behind the random fan girls immediately gone like a wind.

"Oh… my god! Did you just hear? Tyki Mikk is a GAY!" Paris Hilton gossiped with Nicole Richie.

"Dammit! Why all the hot guys had to been taken or died or evil but being gay is the worst!" both of them began to cry.

"Is it true? Is it true? Is it true?!" Komui, Krory, Eliade, Tiedoll and Bookman surround Tyki.

"N-NOOO!!" Tyki shouted, waved his hands so the crowd would go away. "Why would I-…"

"You really wanted to marry my father?" Allen asked Tyki with her tearful eyes before averted her looks from Tyki. "Then… go on but… I hate you!!" Allen stood up from the stool and immediately ran out the room.

Kanda could only smirk with a faint laugh that sound like, "Fufufufufufufu!!"

"No! Allen!" Tyki held his right hand to halt Allen movement but… damn, he failed it! He then moved toward the father… you know, Mana Walker? Right, Mana Walker who suddenly froze and immediately shook his body. "Hey! I make a mistake earlier! I don't want to marry you but I want to marry your daughter, ALLEN WALKER!!" Tyki shouted loudly so everyone could hear it right and all the girls in the world cheered because Tyki is not G.A.Y. and realized that… he wanted to marry Allen Walker. All the girls began to cry again… including Paris and Nicole. Mana tried to register what was Tyki saying before blasting a Super-Saiyan at him.

-BLAST-

Ouch! After being hit by the Super-Saiyan, Tyki immediately stuck on the wall that was between Ashelia's bed and Kanda's bed. "There is no way you could ever marry with my daughter!!" Mana shouted angrily. Tyki slowly sliding from the wall and Kanda cannot hold his laughter so… he bit his lips. "By the way, if you wanted to marry Allen… please read the story summary first." Mana smiled which earned everyone sweat drops.

"Shh!" Lulubell placed her index fingers over her lips. "Please be quite. Suman is still asleep." She said while knitting a sweater for her dearly twin brothers.

Suman were sleeping on the patience bed near Komui while hugging his pillow like a five years old child, "Ooo…" Aww… so cute! But that doesn't last too long cause Suman started to punch the pillow in his sleep. "Die! Die! You hear me?! You're gonna die Eshi!!" Suman shouted which earned a triple sweat drops from everyone.

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Ah! What a fine morning! The sun was smiling, skies are blue, birds was chirping happily before being shoot down by Jasdebi, the air is fresh and hell! Even the thrash in front of my house smell so damn good! Uh-hum! Very nice!

"Hey… stop the crap!" Kanda shouted.

Oh yea. Sorry, continue the story. Okay, time for the Maiden Chaser's day! Whoopie! How nice is that? You see… I've lot things to do before doing this-…

"I said STOP THE CRAP!!" Kanda shouted again. This time, it's louder and sound angrier.

"Hey Kanda. What are you doing? You're supposed to wait at the Science Department before the Maiden Chaser's day began." Lavi said while placing both of his arms behind his head.

"There's a voice that won't stop bugging me!" Kanda replied in sarcasm.

Lavi tilted his head aside. "Wh-what voice? I don' hear anything?" he release his arms and began to scan his surrounding.

Kanda walked passed the furious Lavi, "That's because you're deaf!" he shouted.

"H-hey! Wait up!" Lavi called him and immediately went to follow Kanda from behind.

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"And now! We all should rejoice because today is the Maiden Chaser's day!!" Komui shouted using a microphone and the only cheer he got is from a group of angry mobs with pitchforks and torches in their hand. "Err…" Komui sweat drops, "Maybe not."

"Uh-hum!" Reever cleared his throat behind Komui. He sighed, "Let me handle them." Reever said as he grabbed the microphone from Komui and leave him grows some mushrooms at the corner of the Science Department's entrance. "Morning everyone! As you know, today is the day you're gonna fight for your manliness and…" Reever rolled his eyes to think any additional words to keep the speech long enough. "Err… rejoice everyone." And everyone began to rejoice! No more pitchforks and torches to kill Komui!

"Hey! Hey! Did you hear? Allen is this year maiden!"

"What? That's so SWEET! Man! I'm gonna win this fight!"

"Nah-uh! I'm gonna be the first one to get her kiss!"

"Seriously? I thought you're chicken enough to ask her for a date?"

"You guys! Stop quarrelling and leave all the jobs to me because I'm the victor here!"

"O yea… I've also heard that we're gonna face Ashelia in this fight…"

"What? You've got to be kidd! Ashelia? Puft! Just show my looks and she will beg me to marry her… hah!"

"Funny you guys but beware… she's not an ordinary girl. You guys said that cause you don't belong here."

"Save the shit! Ordinary or not she's still a girl!"

"Aww man! Allen is so pretty ya know? She's like… the naïve, beautiful, cute and lovely angel that happen to live at Dark Order town!"

"But her father is like a brute snow man… I've heard that there's a guy who get hit by her father Super-Saiyan…"

"What? No shit?"

"Dammit! Wouldn't they ever stop talking shit already? My ears are bleeding." Lavi covered his ears with his palms.

"Che. Whatever!" Kanda crossed his arms.

"Hey! Hey! But they were talking bout your Allen!" Lavi snickered while giving a pat at Kanda's shoulder.

"Hands off rabbit! You're dirtying my clothes!" Kanda shouted at Lavi.

"Aww… Yuu! Why not? You're certainly going to be a victor here? So why don't you fantasize of Allen gave a hot smooch to you and-…" Lavi couldn't finish his talking because there is a blond bumped him from behind.

"Oh. Sorry." The blond stranger who was wearing a purple pince-nez with a hunter-green cloak apologized to Lavi. "Pardon me, sir. Do you know what kind of event happening here? Certainly because there's no woman gathering here…"

"Well…" Lavi gave a smile to the blond. "This is a gay party."

The blond gaped, "Come again?"

-Wham-

Kanda gave a good hit on Lavi's head that send him out cold which earn a sweat drops from the blond. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience. This. Is. Not. A. Gay. Party. Okay?" the blond nodded. "This is Maiden Chaser's event where all were welcome to join even woman to fight till they face the maiden bodyguard at the top of the tower." Kanda move his head to gaze at the newly constructed tower, "And the victor will get the maiden kiss or they can decline it for the next prize."

"I see." The blond began to smile although it's faintly visible. "Is there any legends behind this event?"

"I hardly say yes because I'm not interested with this town history. Even I had to live and get rotted on this land." Kanda said in sarcasm.

The blond could only sweat drops and sighed. "That's good to hear."

"What?" Kanda raised his eyebrow.

"Because at least you have a place to live happily with others." The blond said.

"What others?"

"Friends for instant. "The blond motioned his index finger toward the unconscious rabbit beside Kanda. "Like this guy."

Twitch. "He's not fuckingly my friends!!" Kanda said while crossing his arms again.

"He does like one." The blond began to bow slightly. "Good day sir and thank you for spending some of your precious time for someone like me." He straightened his back and walk away with manners.

"Ugh…" Lavi stood up while caressing the pain on his head. "Who's that guy? Never seen him before…"

"Tch!" Kanda averted his eyes away. "What do I care?"

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"Soon… they're going to die." Ashelia smirked while watching the participants of Maiden Chaser's event gathered at the Science Department building using black binocular from the top of the new tower.

Lulubell cleared her throat. "Ashelia… this is not a war. We can't kill them."

Twitch. "Dammit." Ashelia cursed as she set down the binocular. "But I hope they're dead."

"I doubted Kanda and Lavi were going to die but for the others… there're 27 chance they're going to." Lulubell replied.

"Curses! I've should paid higher to those bears earlier!!" Ashelia gritted her teeth. "Lenalee!" she shouted and Lenalee later appeared before Ashelia.

"Yes?"

"Call your brother and asked him to send his Komurins!"

"Ai-ai-what?!" Lenalee was about to salute when she heard the word 'Komurins'. "What? Don't tell me you're gonna use them today!"

A devilish smile plastered on Ashelia's lips. "O yea! I was planning to kill Kanda today." Then she let out a creepy laugh and the organ as the background music really doesn't help in this situation.

Lulubell sighed, "I'm outta here."

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After hours of waiting at the Science Department for the Maiden Chaser to start... Komui, Reever and Tiedoll had to accompany… but more like dragging the participant's asses toward the field near the Forest of No Return. Later after they had arrived, Tiedoll began his speech about the safety when going toward the tower. "Uh-hum!" Tiedoll cleared his throat and took out a microphone that only God know where he got it. "As you see… well, you all know the main point here. You got to get inside the tower and win the fight. Sound easy, right?" he asked the participant which they can only nodded with a happy rabbit smile plastered on their face. "Well, that was the easy part… not the hard and worst part. The H.A.W. also know as the hard and worst part is getting yourselves being chased by bears, fell into some booby traps, bear traps, flying axes, random circular saws, Ju-On, the soul of Snoop Dogg, Pamela Anderson zombie, and the latest is… Komurins."

All the participants gaped shockingly before exhale, "Who?"

Tiedoll fell from the spot and stood up back, "You will know when you see them. And now, let us view this year new tower." He motioned his hands toward the tower, "Lovely isn't?" Well… what can we say? All the participant could only sweat drops seeing the new tower that had been build only one day cause… we'll know that later.

"Damn… this must be Komui's idea." Lavi commented.

"Che. Stupid scientist." Kanda said.

"And who's chicken enough to go there can retreat now." Tiedoll said but... none of them were chicken enough to retreat back. "Anyone?" he asked again and this time… there's only a cricket sounds.

Reever sighed, "That's okay, Tiedoll. Ashelia and Lulubell had prepared enough traps to take down all of them."

Tiedoll turned his head toward Reever, "But-but-but!" he began to cry. "How are we going to handle the numbers of injured this year? Like last year we're over budget!"

"We could use Krory's Man-Eating Flower to finish them off." Komui suggested.

"Ou! That would make a great idea!" Tiedoll clapped his hand together.

"H-hey! You're going to kill them? B-but that's-…"

"Komurin X. Brainwash Reever. Now!" Komui commanded.

"Er?" Reever turned white and cracked a bit. "No! Damn you Komui!" Reever began to run around as Komurin X chased him which earned everyone to sweat drops.

"Oh yeah, I forgot something." Tiedoll cleared his throat. "Yuu, be sure to wear your knee pads and please do not cursing in front of everyone. Eat your breakfast before breaking someone else legs." He then took out a bicycle helmet, "Bring this if you want to and… MAKE ME PROUD!!" he began to cry and Reever had to drag his ass to Tiedoll to calm him.

Kanda slapped his forehead before sliding it till his chin, "Dammit that old man! Why he can't embarrass me just one only day?!" he growled.

"Relax Yuu!" Lavi smacked Kanda's back using his palm. "He just showing much he meant you, that's all!"

-Wham-

"Don't you dare using that name!!" Again, Kanda hits Lavi head.

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"Alas! Kanda had finally defeat Ashelia in sword fight and he immediately ran inside the final room where his maiden waited for him. He went inside the room, locked the door and satisfying to find out that the maiden was sitting at the edge of the double bed. Kanda couldn't control his hormone anymore as he sees the way the maiden blushed toward him! He waltzed toward the maiden and gave her his ultimate dashing smile, attempting to woo the maiden but she could only blush harder and redder. Kanda took the petite hand of the maiden into his and gave a peck over the maiden temple. Their eyes were locking toward each other and Kanda slowly lowered his lips to the other one. Both of them shared a passionate kiss and Kanda slowly peeled off the maiden clothing. Kanda then-…"

-Wham-Dush-Bam-Crack-Whack-Wham-

"Stop confusing the others and I'm not waltzed!!" Kanda gave a smack down on Lavi's body.

"But your fans want some romance between you and Allen…" Lavi replied before black out.

"That is it! There's no more between me and moyashi!!" Kanda waved his Mugen as Reever and Tiedoll hold him.

"Oi Kanda! Calm down! Don't waste the spaces for this chapter!" Reever shouted.

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"What are they doing?" Ashelia sweat drops as she watched Kanda through the binocular.

"What-what?" Lenalee asked.

"Um-nothing. It is just that your boyfriend were fainted for the third times today."

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"Are you READY?" Reever shouted loudly to the participants as he held a revolver.

"YEAH!!" all them replied except for Kanda as they were ready to ran toward the tower when the revolver were fired.

"Okay… you can go now." Reever placed the revolver inside his laboratory pocket and turned his body away before making his way to Jerry's Café which make all the participants fell except for Kanda.

"Dammit! Hey! Let's run Yuu!" Lavi got up and caught Kanda's wrist. "Come on Yuu! Allen is waiting for you!" he snickered.

Twitch. Kanda unsheathed his Mugen and draw it under Lavi's neck. "Do you want to die?"

"For another 60 years? Yes!" Lavi joked as he added a nitro power on his foot. "Bye YUUU!!" he waved his hand as he moves in the speed of 250 km/h before knocking into a large tree.

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"EK?!" Ashelia sweat drops. "Lenalee, Lavi is fainted again." She said.

"Wha-…?" Lenalee immediately snatched away the binocular from Ashelia's hand. "Let me see!" she shouted.

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-Three hours later-

Oh! The scenery is so beautiful with a hanging Debitto on the tree branch… Chouji's butt is on a fire after a dragon throw a fireball at him, Jean and Leo were being chased by sun bears when they mistaken the cave near the field as the secret entrance to the tower but it's not, Daisya were being flirted by Pamela Anderson zombie, Marie's soul were almost being eaten by Snoop Dogg, Voldermort is being held to the ground after attempting to flew toward the castle but failed cause there's flying axes attacked him and it seemed magic didn't work and so on.

"Fuck! I'm lost!" Kanda growled and quickly held Lavi's shirt collar. "And this is you damn fault!!"

"Err… Yuu? I'm injured here…" Lavi said before Kanda began to shaking him.

"I don't damn care if you're injured! I just wanted to save the stupid moyashi from giving a kiss to a wrong p-…"

"Ek? Kanda? Did you just say-…" Before Lavi could finished his words, Kanda immediately turning away and covered his mouth using both of his palms.

Kanda turned his body facing Lavi with a pinkish tint formed at his cheeks. "I-I just w-wanted to make sure-… y-yeah! Make sure that moyashi-… err… choose a right victor. That's all!" he then laugh so un-Kanda-ish.

Lavi sweat drops. "Why don't you just tell me the truth Yuu?"

"What truth? That's the truth!!" Kanda start to make his way to find a path toward the tower.

Lavi followed Kanda from behind. "Y-Yuu! Wait up! Let us go to-… -gether!!" suddenly, Lavi fell into a hole that had been covered with leaf and grasses. Luckily, Lavi manages to grab the edge of the hole from falling like last time, "Argh!!" Lavi screamed and he made a mistake of looking down inside the hole which turned his face paler like a white. "Gahh!! Yuu! Help me! I don't want to die yet! Gah! Help me! Help me! OMG! They're gonna kill me!!"

Kanda ran toward Lavi and peeked inside the hole which make him sweating. "Tarantulas?" yes… it's more than 30 inside the hole actually.

Twitch. "Stop staring and start helping me!!" Lavi shouted angrily at Kanda.

"Shut up or do you want me to drop you inside?!" Kanda replied.

Suddenly, they hear laughter above them and only to be greeted with the sight of-… "Little brother, I see now you're stuck with your friends there!" Tyki shouted as he stood on one of the larger tree branch.

Twitch. "Go away you sicken gay brother!" Kanda spat out.

Twitch. Tyki left eyebrow twitched slightly when he heard the word 'gay'. "Kanda… please do not make me turn to my dark side…"

"Oh yeah? What are you going to do after that?"

Without a warning, Tyki launched himself below toward Kanda and surprised him with his sudden appearance in front Kanda. "Seriously, I will do this!" Tyki shockingly place his left palm on Kanda left head and pushed him to the ground with a loud sound.

"Ack!" Kanda cried in pain as his head hit the hard earth.

Tyki held a mock smile. "You should listen to my warning."

"Tch! Not in million years!" Kanda struggled by placing his hand upon Tyki's hand and twisted it to free his head from his brother grips. He then took his chance to draw out his Mugen as attempt to slashed Tyki but he saw the incoming attack immediately jump backward near the tree where he stood before. Kanda took this opportunity to thrust his Mugen toward Tyki which he had a hard time of blocking it. Soon, the fight began to get fiercer and poor Lavi had a hard time keeping himself from falling inside a hole filled with Tarantulas.

"Shit! Someone? Anybody?!" Lavi shouted and his grips were almost getting weaker before sensing someone pulled his hand up. Lavi's emerald eyes widen for a moment. It's an angel who helped him! With the hair of thousand suns and the eyes of radiant purple dusk… not to mention the flawless expression of his angel make really make his heart strike. "STRIKE!!" Lavi's eyes showed a heart character.

"S-strike? Sir, are you alright?" this familiar voice really make Lavi turned into a stone.

"Ek?" Lavi blinked for a few times. "Oh shit! It's-…"

"Sir? Are you feeling well?" this angel also blinked for a few times.

Lavi's stone body began to crack before crumbled into ashes on the ground after what he seemed it be was actually what it seemed to be. "Damn! Am I falling for a guy?" Lavi thought before winds began to blow the ashes away.

The previous blond man was sweat dropping at the scene before him… the redhead was on his hands and knees while crying. "Sir?" he called Lavi.

"Dammit! It's over! Over! I'm turning to a gay!!" Lavi was screaming and crying in front of the blond. He then proceeded to take his Ōzuchi Kozuchi, "Uuuwwwwaaaa!! I want my LENALEE!!" Lavi extend his hammer and went toward the tower.

Seeing the crying Lavi who wanted to runaway toward the tower, Kanda make a quick strike with Tyki as they fought on the three branches. Tyki's fist made its way to hit Kanda's shoulder but he quickly ducked it and Kanda use his shin to kick Tyki's waist. Tyki were expected the incoming attack and he quickly disappeared before reappeared behind Kanda. "Die!" Kanda use his Mugen to slash Tyki's chest and successfully do it as he watched the Portuguese man fell from the branch into the bushes beneath them. Kanda then quickly make his way by jumping off the branch and landed on Lavi's hammer stick. He began to run on the stick before using Lavi's head to jump forward to the top of the tower.

"HEY!!" Lavi irritated with Kanda action.

Upon almost nearing the top of outer wall of the tower, Kanda swings his sword and releases a small swarm of supernatural creatures. "Kaichū: Ichigen!!"

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"I'm boring." Ashelia said as she sat on the couch near the coffee table where later Lenalee appeared with a tray of three cups of coffee.

"Coffee anyone?" Lenalee smiled as she placed the cups on the coffee table. "Allen, wake up sweetie… the hero is already here." She shook at the small figure who lying on the same couch with Ashelia and use her lap as a pillow.

Allen immediately woke up from her dream. "Who? What? Huh?" she said as she brushed her eyelids with her fists.

"Just kidd. I make some coffee! Drink it while it still hot!" Lenalee replied as she pushed the cup slightly toward Allen side.

"Uhh-…" Allen growled.

"Relax Allen. They won't make here easily." Ashelia patted Allen's head.

"Did I just hear Lenalee make a coffee?" Komui appeared suddenly with a suspicious remote control in his hand behind Ashelia which make her stood up and accidentally slapped him at his cheek. "Ouch." Blood start to flow down from Komui's nose.

"Argh! Stop scaring people like that!" Ashelia shouted at Komui.

"I wasn't." he simply replied and before he could grab Ashelia's coffee… something unexpected occurred upon him.

-CRASH-

Oh my! The wall behind Komui was crushed and formed a hole. Ashelia was quite lucky that she manage to grab Allen away from the spot and leaving Komui being pinned by one of the huge pieces of the wall. "Pufftt!" Komui let out a painful cry.

"Brother!" Lenalee called him.

"Eh? Kanda?" Allen sweats drops at the scene before her. Kanda was crouched on top of the wall pieces that pinned Komui beneath it.

Twitch. Komui… with all of his might, he stood up and make the wall piece that pinned him before fall on top of Kanda after he register inside his mind that he was falling backward with something heavy pinned him. "Yes!" Komui let out a victory cry before realizing something missing in his hand… Komui stared for awhile and realized that… "Oh shit! Where's the remote?!" he panicked and he maybe more freaked out if the remote being malfunction but-… "Brandy hell! The remote! The remote!!" Okay, now Komui is really freaked out cause the remote had accidentally fell on the coffee table and guess what? The coffee was splashed on it which causes a little sizzle sound with bluish electric light.

"Kya!!" Allen, Ashelia and Lenalee screamed. Komurin II suddenly rampaged through inside the room.

"Urgh!" Kanda pushed the wall above him off and kneeled after that to catch his breath. "Allen!" he shouted loudly.

Allen turned her head toward Kanda; "Eh?" she dumbfounded before hearing Lenalee shouted her name.

"Allen! Look out!"

"What?" Allen moved her head facing Lenalee and only to be grabbed forcefully by Komurin II. "KYA!!" Allen screamed in terrified, "Kanda!"

Kanda's eyes widen and he gritted his teeth. Before he could stood up and make his move, Komurin II already running away with Allen and used the hole that Kanda made to escape from the tower. He, Ashelia and Lenalee moved toward the hole. "Allen!" Ashelia and Lenalee shouted her name but Komurin II already landed on the ground and moves toward the Dark Order town.

"Fuck!" Kanda cursed.

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"What an odd looking tower." The blond man eyed upon dark environment of the tower. He surely thought that there was no cliff beneath the tower in the last two days ago but when he woke yesterday early morning to find out that the tower was gone and appeared again today with a creepier colour and not to mention with a few flying things gathered at the top of the tower. And that concluded the story of how the Dark Order first HQ was built at the Dark Order town.


Oh yea! Chapty 9 is over and now I'm gonna update Chapty 10 later! Who want to see Allen's Maiden Dress or the later Goddess Festival Dress or both of it! I may be sucks in drawing and colouring but I do hope I don't suck all of it. Any other dresses requirement may be revise first before agreeing to do it. Love you all! Chu! Oh, before I forgot... I got a blog at the blogspot... My blog name is 'To The World Where I belong'.

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