Here it is! This is Tenten's chapter, I hope you like it! if you don't like it, the evil pink pony cooking contest prize (ha ha, you thought I'd forgotten about that) will come and molest you while you sleep.


Tenten woke up in her room in the village of Konoha. She looked around.

"What the? Oh, I get it! None of that was real! Being dragged back to the camp, that scary counselor, the terrible cooking contest, it was all a bad dream! Oh I feel so much better now." she sighed in relief. "Boy is it good to be back! I think I'll get up extra early!" She jumped out of bed and went over to her closet. It was when she opened it that she began to suspect that something was a little off.

It was full of incredibly girly clothing. Frilly dresses, super short miniskirts, tube tops, all covered in the latest designer labels and pink and hearts and lace.

"Mom!" She screamed, her voice a full five octaves higher than normal. "Where are all my clothes?!"

"Oh, I threw them out dear!" her mother's voice drifted up the stairs and into her room. "But I bought you some lovely new things! Aren't they nice?"

"Uh yeah, great mom!" called Tenten. She stared at her closet. "Okay. I'm a highly trained ninja. I can do something about this. I could sneak into some other girl's room and steal one of her outfits...no, all the other girls dress just as girly as these. And I can't wear some guys clothes!" she blushed at the very thought. "Okay, there's a simple solution. I'll leave early and buy a new outfit, and no one will ever have to see me in this!" She grinned at her smartness.

"Tenten dear!" her mom called. "Hurry up, you're already late for school!"

"What? Late! I can't be! This totally ruins my plan, no, I'll just have to be even more late." she said. She quickly tossed on one of the pink tube tops and mini skirts that seemed to compose ninety percent of her wardrobe now, since she wasn't even going to touch any of the dresses. She quickly grabbed her bag, and dashed out the door.

Tenten ran as fast as she could down the streets. Luckily, they seemed to be empty. She reached the door of the clothing shop with a sigh of relief and turned the handle. She froze. The door was locked. She slowly dragged her gaze up to the window, to see with dread a huge "Closed" sign on it.

"Oh no!" she yelled. Distantly she heard the first school bell ring. "Ah! I'm already late AND this place is closed!" She glanced around desperately, as though perhaps a suitable outfit would appear in midair, but alas it was not so. She sighed, gritted her teeth, and made the decision to just go one day like this. She'd hide in the back, attempt to change into gym clothes at lunch whether she had gym or not, and draw as little attention as possible. She began running again, this time towards the school building.

The final bell rang just as she got into the building. Her footsteps rang out in the empty hall as she walked with dread towards her classroom. She was SO late, and she knew it. She stopped at the door of the classroom, and held her breath as she reached for the doorknob. Maybe she could just slip in quietly without anyone noticing...

But no such luck. The door sprang open before she could even touch it.

"Ah Tenten!" the teacher said loudly. "So nice of you to join us! If you could perhaps just grace us with your presence?" he snapped sarcastically, pulling her in. "look class, Tenten has arrived! Isn't that wonderful?" he yelled to the class, completely shattering her hopes of a quiet entry. Every eye was glued to her, and she heard a stream of whispers and giggles go around the room. She tried to sneak to a chair in the back, but every single chair was filled except for one front and center seat. With a sigh she slumped down in it and tried to make herself invisible.

"The teacher walked to the front of the class. "Allright class, we can finally begin our lesson with no interruptions." he said. "Now, today we're learning about the seven principles of chakra. The first principle is how to train it. Naruto, can you give us an example of how to train your chakra? And NO" he said as Naruto opened his mouth, "eating ramen is NOT one of the ways to train it." Naruto closed his mouth and thought about it for a while. Finally Hinata, sitting next to him, whispered something in his ear. His face lit up.

"Oh yeah! This one time Kakashi sensei had us train our chakra by using it to run up trees!"

"Yes Naruto, that is, surprisingly, one of the correct ways to train chakra. Now, perhaps someone could tell me why this is a good method?" Tenten raised her hand. Everyone had already noticed her, so she might as well show them that despite her sudden change in outfit she was still the same tough tomboyish ninja she had always been. She could explain what her mom had done later. The teacher looked around the room. "Anyone? Anyone?" Tenten waved her hand. How could he not see her?" The teacher sighed. "Yes, Tenten? Do you need to go to the restroom to freshen up your makeup?" The entire class giggled and Tenten blushed.

"No sir, I want to answer the question." The teacher raised an eyebrow.

"Well this should be interesting. Go on then, tell us why running up trees is a good method of training chakra." Tenten opened her mouth to tell him how constant use and regulation of the placement of chakra strengthened the user's control over it. However, what came out was

"Well, like, it's totally not a good way you know, because like, you could totally mess up your hair that way, and besides, don't trees have like, bugs in them? Ewwww!" the entire class burst out laughing as Tenten clapped her hands over her traitorous mouth in horror. Where had that come from? What was going on? The teacher sighed.

"Yes, I suspected as much. Well Tenten, since you're so knowledgeable this morning, how about you help with the next part of the lesson give us a basic demonstration of weapon throwing? I assume you can at least hold a kunai by the right end?"

"Umm, yes sir!" said Tenten. She grabbed up her bag. She always kept it full of weapons, she'd just get one and prove to the class that her answer had just been a little fluke. She reached in and pulled out...A tube of lipstick? A cosmo magazine? A curling iron?

"Thi, this can't possibly be my bag! I must have accidentally grabbed someone else's bag!" she stuttered.

"It says Tenten on big letters in the front." the teacher pointed out caustically. "Come come, you didn't at least come to school with a single one of the things you're supposed to have?" Tenten dug frantically through the bag, looking frantically for anything that even remotely resembled a weapon. She was a weapons master, if she could just find something pointy she could make it work! She scrambled through and came out with a nail file. Granted with its flimsy plastic handle and blunt file made of cheap metal it was hardly ideal, but it vaguely resembled a knife! That was enough.

"The target is that way Miss Tenten." said the teacher tapping his foot. "If you are going to take a break to file your nails, kindly do it quickly." Tenten gritted her teeth and turned towards the target, pretending it was in fact the teacher's head. She lifted the nail file, and, with a scream of frustration at the entire day, flung it as hard as she could at the target. She opened her eyes to complete silence. Everyone was staring at her, and at the neat hole in the exact center of the target where her makeshift weapon had gone straight through the wall. The silence was only broken by someone's pained cry of "Arrgh arrgh my head! My head! There's a nail file in my head!" The teacher looked nervously at Tenten, who gave him a charming smile back.

"Ah, uh, ummm, well class..." however the teacher was spared the awkwardness of trying to think of something to say when the lunch bell rang. Tenten was the first out of the classroom, sighing in relief. Finally she'd have time to get a change of outfit and explain to her friends what had happened. She was immediately surrounded by a chattering group of girls. "Oh my gawd Tenten, where did you learn to do that?" asked one gum snapping valley girl. Tenten only had a moment to wonder why she was surrounded by a group of popular girls and not her friends, before a blond girl said "Look tenten, it's your boyfriend!" She sighed in relief as she felt and arm slide around her shoulder. Neji still understood what had happened! He wasn't disgusted or anything.

"Ah Tenten, you're looking just as hot as ever. I love your outfit today! And you really showed that teacher with your knife throwing! I can see you've been doing your youthful best in training!" she froze with horror, and slowly turned, to see Rock Lee standing right next to her with his arm around her. "Give me a kiss of youth!" he said.

"AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tenten sat bolt upright in bed. She stared around her. Bunk beds. Cabins. Other ninja girls.

Sakura looked sleepily at Temari.

"Temari, why is Tenten running around hugging everything and screaming..." she paused for a moment, "Yay camp, I'm back I'm back, I love this place so much, no more miniskirts and smooching Rock Lee?"

"The food must have finally got to her." said Temari rolling over.


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