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The ANBU guards were distressed. Just a few minutes ago, their Hokage was with the Hatake, his student, so they assumed things would be okay. (Even though said Hokage's student just broke through his window a few days ago.)

Needless to say, things were definitely not okay. Their Hokage, and his brat, were MIA. They searched everywhere they could think of. And they were ANBU, so they think a lot. They searched his house, the training ground where the Hatake is usually at, and even Ichiraku's Ramen, but they just could not find either one of them.

They sent out a few squads of ANBU to search all of Konoha for him. It didn't help. Their Hokage was still missing. But their Hokage was strong, so they believed in him.

Obito was worried. There was an ANBU that just stopped by. He was looking for Minato-sensei. The ANBU seemed pretty worried, and for an ANBU to show worriness… well, for an ANBU to show any emotion, most likely means something is terribly wrong. He continued to nervously pace around the house. Sensei is okay. Sensei is strong. Is what he had been repeating in his head over and over while pacing faster and faster.

"Can you stop stomping so loud? I can hear you from all the way up here!"

"Shut up Tenzo! I'm thinking!"

"Think quieter!"

"EXCUSE ME BUT I CAN THINK HOWEVER THE HELL I WANT. TEME!" Obito shouted, then added a little quieter, "I'm just… worried about Minato-sensei…"

"... Me too." Tenzo replied in the same quiet tone of voice. "And Kakashi-senpai is on a mission for probably another few days. Imagine how shocked he'd be when he finds out what happened."

"Let's hope Sensei gets back before Kakashi does."


A few minutes after the man put the object in his pocket, there was a very loud sound. The sound would get higher-pitched, and lower-pitched, over and over. It made Minato feel uneasy, And it was getting closer. It got louder and louder and then a huge white truck came into view. He looked at it, curiously.

"Is… is that 911?" The man looked at him strangely again.

"You're not from around here, are you?" He replied.

"Ah… no."

Medics came out of the vehicle with a stretcher. Minato blinked. Wouldn't it be much easier to just carry him like how he was? Then they took his student away from him and placed him on it. They quickly went back into the vehicle. Minato hurriedly followed.

A female medic started asking him about Kakashi's situation.

"He just repeatedly used a high-level jutsu," Probably S-rank… Minato has never really heard of that exact jutsu. Some like it, of course… but… "He has Chakra Exhaustion." She looked at him, as if he were insane. He's been getting the looks quite often in this place. He wonders why.

"Listen. This isn't a joke. He seems to be comatose at the moment." Minato blinked. Of course he is. Does she not know what Chakra Exhaustion is? He grinned at her to hide his confusion. "Are you two related? Or… together?"

"Ah, yes." She gave him an annoyed look. "We're together." Then she gave him a judgemental look, which he pointedly ignores.

"I see. So it's like that." Minato is confused. Like what? Maybe… these people don't have… students? Kind of… strange. To say the least. But it would explain their… mildly harsh observations.

"So… where are you guys taking him?"

"The hospital."

"Ah. Right." He feels dumb. Of course they would take him to a hospital.

"So, what happened to him?" The medic asked, yet again. Maybe lying to her would be easier.

"He… tripped. And he fell. Slammed his head on the stone floor. He… just needs to rest for a bit." The girl quickly writes something down on the paper which her clipboard was currently holding. "Ah, and at the hospital, I could put up high A-rank seals, so he doesn't escape. He… has a bad habit of doing that." She gives him a look before replying.

"Oh, don't worry, he won't be able to escape. We have high level security." What the fuck are "A-rank seals"? And how could someone escape a hospital so easily? Are just a few examples of what's going on in the poor lady's mind.

Minato smiles at her. Once again, it's a little forced. She doesn't understand... "That's great then. Try to put him in a room with no windows as well."

"O...kay. What is his name and age?"

" Hatake Kakashi. Almost fourteen."

"And… yours?"

"Namikaze Minato. 23 years old." The girl looks at him disgustedly.

"You're an adult. He's only a teenager."

"Yes. He's my student." The disgusted look increases.

"You're dating your student!?" What? Where the hell had she got that?!

"No, no! Um. We're not dating." He sweatdrops, and laughs nervously. Why'd she think that?

"Sorry. I assumed that, since you said you two were together." Oh. Well, oops. Not Minato's fault.

They soon arrived at the hospital. The medics put Kakashi in a room, with Minato sat in the chair by his side. He examined the room. They were in a secure part of the hospital. He was glad that his request was answered.

Even as Minato answered all the questions they asked truthfully, they still looked at him strangely. He guesses that they probably can't use chakra, so they would kind of confused. But to be totally clueless about it? They must've at least heard about it. They act like it doesn't even exist.

"You don't need to stay overnight, sir. You should go home." That's the thing. Minato doesn't have a home here.

"Ahh, ok. I'll come back tomorrow." He turns and walks out, he would've used shunshin, but, with the way people are reacting to chakra, he has a feeling that wouldn't go well.

Instead of going home, as he was instructed, he explores the place, for details or information on where him and his student are. After asking a few questions he never would have thought he would have to ask, he found out they were on 'Earth'. Scary. Scary... Earth. He's never heard of it.

The next day…

Kakashi woke up with a throbbed headache. It was probably around morning, he supposed. He woke up. What happened? He then started to gain his memories. Where is Sensei? Sensei isn't here. What is this place? He could tell, the place they were in, was not Konoha. It was still a hospital though. He looked around. There was was a camera, watching him. He smirked, got up and proceeded to kick said camera, breaking it. Hmm… no windows.

Oh well. This would probably delay his recovery more, but oh well. He hates hospitals.

He makes a few hand seals, then raikiris a large hole in the wall.

Kakashi dusted the debris off hiself, and made his way closer to the hole. He stares at it blankly for a while.

That was one of the easiest escapes I've ever made. He adds a little henohenomoheji, at the end of the note, and puts it on the part of the wall that is still standing.

Kakashi then made his escape. He used some of his chakra to walk on the wall, and jumped in the grassy ground below.

Time to find Minato-sensei. He flared his Chakra. Right after, he felt Minato's calm chakra flare nearby. He ran towards it.

"Sensei!"

"Kakashi! You're already awake?"

"Yeah. My chakra reserves aren't fully back yet, though." He looked around. They were on a sidewalk, with houses and shops surrounding it, along with a road. "Where… are we?"

"Earth."

"Earth?"

"A different world. Called Earth."

"Hm." He looks around some more. There were children with their parents, on the playground. Teenagers, holding some object in their hands and staring at it… And adults. With their children. "Sensei, did that hospital have any security at all? It was the easiest escape I've ever made."

"That's because you're an escape artist. They didn't know that. I warned them, though. How's your Chakra?" His Sensei ruffled his hair. "And… why are you still in your hospital clothes?"

"My Chakra is… okay." He answered the next question."They took mine." He pouted. "And my mask too…" Kakashi then henged into himself, but with regular clothes, instead of Hospital ones. One that included his mask as well.

A few minutes later, a large man approached them.

"Hey, man. Where'd you get that jacket? I need one like that." Kakashi blinked at his sensei. His sensei blinked back at him. They shared the same thoughts. What the fuck? Sensei came up with a reasonable answer.

"I uh… had it personally made for me, by a friend."

"Oh. Too bad… looks nice." He patted Sensei on the shoulder before walking away, muttering something that sounded suspiciously like "Damn nice-coated bastards."

"That was rather strange." Kakashi voiced their thoughts.

"It was." Sensei replied before laughing. "Oh, you really should have seen your face! Even with the mask you were just so confused, it was adorable!" Sensei grinned at him. Kakashi's face twitched.

"Well, your face was the same! Only you were more shocked that someone actually said that." Kakashi said before flushing a little, and embarrassingly started defending himself. "And I'm a shinobi. You can't just call an A-ranked shinobi, or higher, adorable." Sensei just laughed again and ruffled his hair more. Kakashi tried fixing his poor hair. Minato-sensei watches him, amusedly.

Then, a woman, probably around twenty years old, approaches them squealing… in… excitement?

"OH MY GOD? ARE YOU TWO FAMOUS?! Can I have your autographs? Please? You two look so hot together!" She takes out a camera. "Let's take a picture together!"

Minato and Kakashi stand there, in shock. She then stands in the middle of them and takes a picture of them. A small picture comes out of the camera. "Here, here! Sign it!"

Sensei shrugs and neatly signs 'Namikaze Minato' on it, then hands it to him. He quickly signs his name then hands it to the overexcited girl.

"Thank you so much!"

"Yeah, no problem!" Sensei replies, because he's cool like that. Kakashi awkwardly stands there in silence as the girl runs off to a few other girls the same age.

"Strange world." Kakashi stated.

"Extremely strange world."

"We'll probably be stuck here for a week."

"That's… exciting."

"Isn't it? People here are so… weird."

The two went to sit on a bench by the playground. They watched in content silence as kids played games like tag or hide and seek. Kakashi mentally sighed. No ninja games. Depressing. Well, Kakashi didn't play ninja games as a child either, but that's mainly because he was already doing the real shit.

Minato watched a child gleefully sliding down a slide, and running back to do it again. He looks at Kakashi. He can't remember the last time Kakashi ever did that. Well, if he even did at all. Kakashi looks back at him. Minato smiles at him. He gets on the ground and couches down.

"Uhh, Sensei?"

"Get on my back." Kakashi stares at him for a few moments. Minato waits. Kakashi stares, before realizing that yes, Minato was being serious.

Kakashi sighs, walks over to him and gets on his back. He wraps his legs around his waist, and puts his arms over Minato's shoulders. Minato stands up and grins.

"So, where to, precious student of mine?"

"Hmm… Let's look for a Ramen stand. I'm kinda hungry…" Kakashi plainly stated.

"Yeah, me too. Off we go!" He runs onto the sidewalk, searching for a Ramen stand. Hmm… Ramen, ramen ramen… where are you? "Hmm… where's all of their ramen?"

People kept staring at them as they ran through the small town. It's as if they didn't think it was normal for a sensei to give his precious student a piggyback ride. Strange, strange people.

"Maybe Earthians don't eat ramen…" His student awkwardly said.

"...Earthians." He deadpanned.

"Earthians."

This was going to be a long week.


"Obito-nii, what are you even doing?" Tenzo incredulously whisper-asked his older brother, that he never wanted nor asked for.

"Be quiet. I'm simply searching all of the files the ANBU have to find any clues for Sensei's disappearance." Obito casually shot back at him, whispering as well.

"This is dangerous. Why am I even here?"

"It's not dangerous." He whispered in reply, while pointedly ignoring the look of pure disbelief on the younger one's face. "Don't be so overdramatic."

"This specific area hosts the most classified reports. Meaning S-rank. Heavily guarded. We could be arrested for treason if we get caught." Tenzo whispered to him, irritation and worry clearly etched on his face.

"I think someone's here." Obito cautiously warned. Tenzo froze. He turned an interesting shade of pale.

A moment of silence passed.

"Kidding. Haha."

"You're not funny." Tenzo was silently furious.

"But seriously, Tenzo. This is the only way we can find out more about Sensei's disappearance. And we need to find out, if we're going to save him." Obito whispered to him, as he continued to search for any information on the situation.

"But Obito-nii!" He whisper-shouted. "He's literally the hokage! Isn't he a genius? He'll probably be fine without us." Tenzo looked as if he was trying to convince himself that. Obito quietly sighed.

"Maybe so. But we aren't going to risk it."

"And Kakashi-senpai told me you were only a chuunin. How did you get past all of the barriers and seals in the first place?" Obito sputtered.

"I am at least a jounin, in terms of skill." Tenzo raised an eyebrow. Though it was dark, he could still make it out. "And for that I just… heh… used one of my special jounin techniques." Tenzo sighed.

"And your special jounin technique will be enough to save us from the ANBU squad that might come for our heads?"

"You're getting the hang of it, Tenzo-chan." Obito kept searching.

Suddenly, something caught his eye. A plain looking file, sat away from others. A recent one. Obito slowly opened it. It was just what he was looking for.

He activates his sharingan, and records all of the information, and puts the file back into place neatly. (Take that Bakakashi he can be neat. Sometimes.)

He reads over the information in his head, before turning to Tenzo, who was looking at him expectantly, but apprehensively. Now, Obito has never been a genius prodigy, like Kakashi, but he could tell something was not right with the report. Something just feels odd. Suddenly, it clicked. He gathered his thoughts in order, before finalizing them.

"Kakashi was with him. Right before his disappearance. It was who he was last seen with. I'm not sure how… but… it was probably an imposter. If it was actually him, he would've been gone, for a few days at least. Because in the time Kakashi 'completed the mission', was less time than it would even take to get to Iwa and back." He quickly, but quietly explained. Tenzo was silent for a moment, taking the information in.

"So, Minato-san was abducted b-" he was cut off by a hand covering his mouth.

"Someone is here. Stay quiet." Obito orders him. He nods weakly.

"We know you're there. Come out." A foice called out to them. Tenzo looked at him. Obito looked back. They silently sat there in complete silence.

"You are being held on trial for treason." The unknown shinobi ever so politely greeted them.

"Told you so," Tenzo mouthed to him, because his hand was no longer over it.

It was times like these, when Obito and Tenzo both hated Tenzo being right.

AN - Sorry for the complete randomness. I just felt like writing crack… Review! (PLEASEE)

And oh my god I haven't updated this in forever! I'm so sorry! I've just been really busy.

Oh yeah, and Kushina is coming in later chapters, don't worry!