I am not fat!!!

By Moonlitewriter

Kapil: This is chapter A, the happy ending one. Enjoy

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Choji woke up, yawning. He felt good, so good he wanted to go jog. He looked at the pink girl sleeping next to him, looking so angelic. He remembered how he survived his cancer and had gotten it done with, with the help of Sakura and her never ending love.

They had gotten married two years after school, and were happy. Choji, due to his obesity, was infertile, but it hadn't affected anything. For later, Sakura was found to be un concieveable. Strange what life does...

Choji walked out, in his golden colored silk pajamas, which he had gotten for $6000.00. He and Sakura had saved up money slowly and soon saved about $9,000,000.00 but that didn't matter much. Choji had wrote a book about discrimination against obese people, and since many were obese, many read it, and many dollars came.

So the big mansion, servants, and professional chef all lived together as a happy family.

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Choji still worked though, at McDonalds. It was strange though, he owned probably 5 McDonalds in the city, but still worked as an employee to get more evidence for his case . Choji decided, before work, he would go take a look around town.

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Choji quickly dressed in a green silk jogging suit. He stepped outside and absorbed the sun's rays. He had lost 17 pounds last year and already lost 10 pounds currently. Heck, once Sakura and him were taking a jog, many woman looked at Sakura with envy, and this was before they became rich.

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Choji jogged and looked to see what had become of the town. If you were an ordianry person, nothing had changed, but to Choji, the whole town was alien.

He walked by the Pig Palace, but then reflected on his surprise. Ino had gotten pregnant with Shikamaru and he ditched her for another girl, so she was stuck with this child and her whoring job.

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Choji then heard barking, and saw Kiba, walking about 50 dogs. The poor man's wife Hinata had died due to suicide and the man was like...an old widow and cats,...obsessed.

Choji then looked at the side, Sasuke was sitting there, with a flea infested beard and 2434 days old of clothes that he has never changed.

Choji walked over and donated about 5 dollars to Sasuke and kept on living his life. He then saw Neji and TenTen. Well, not them, but their grave. Neji had married TenTen without his parents permission and had been considered dead to them. Now, no one knows where the two are.

Our hero then saw Rock Lee, in a wheel chair. He might have been the star, but due to a fatal accident, he was crippled.

Finally, Choji stopped by a grave and read it outloud

"Tsuande"

The woman had gotten into a drunk driving accident, killing her friend also.

Choji felt sympathy for all of the people in this place, it was so bad. But his inner self was happy, these people were very mean to him and secretly felt they deserved it. Choji chuckled, the bus driver he had was now his plumber, he despised that man and delightfully clogged the toilets.

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Choji arrived home, wiping his brow and looking at his beautiful wife who was smiling radiently today.

"What happened?" Choji asked, as he grabbed an apple.

"I'm pregnant."

Choji almost choked of happiness when he heard that

"What?!"

"Apparently, somehow, our infertility disappeared for a bit and we had...and now theres a Choji junior inside me."

"No, a Sakura jr."

"No Choji!"

The coupled smiled and soon broke into a warm kiss. They loved their life, nothing could ever go wrong.

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"And thats how your grandfather lived the rest of his life." An old woman with green eyes told her grandchildren.

"Wow! Our grandpa is so cool!" Mika , a little pink haired female said.

"I know! I wish I was like him!" Jong said, admiring his similar brown haired grampa.

Sakura looked at a portrait of her Late husband, Choji and smild

"I love you Choji."

And people may have thought her crazy, but she heard it crystal clear.

"I love you Sakura."