..::Chapter 9:: A Top Secret Surprise::..
Timmy, Sheen, Carl, Jimmy and Cindy are pushed out of the portal and fall on top of each other. They find themselves in a large, rectangular room filled with many squishy chairs and squishier people. The lights are kept maximally dimmed as to keep the members' identities a secret. Cosmo and Wanda seemed to have left them at this point
CINDY: (getting up from the top of the heap and dusting herself off) I seem to be back.
COMMANDER BAKER: Yes you are. And we still need your help—
TIMMY: Wheeee! This new dimension adds so much weight that I feel absolutely nothing from the two people crushing me!
CARL: Small-headed Jimmy, can we get off you now?
TIMMY: Why? This isn't hurting me.
SHEEN: (in a wheezy voice)…But it's hurting me. Carl's crushing my scapula…
CARL: (nonchalantly) Oh, really?
SHEEN: GET UP!
While everyone is smirking at Sheen, one of the grey-haired men in the chairs gave a tiny cough
COMMANDER BAKER: (pacing in front of a projector screen) As I was saying, we need your help. Agent Neutron, Agent New Girl, you need to stop the villains.
JIMMY: …We… realize that…
CINDY: Um, just out of curiosity, where do I fit into all of this?
COMMANDER BAKER: I've been watching from a distance for many months. Ms. Vortex—
CINDY: Cindy—
COMMANDER BAKER: —Ms. Vortex, you seem to have been of great assistance to Agent Neutron on his many missions.
He stopped pacing and resumed his position at the podium and clicks his red button, and a series of photos appear on the screen: Cindy flying as Special Girl to destroy the wormhole, Cindy confronting Hulk-Jimmy, Cindy holding a diapered Baby Granny, and Commander Baker wearing a bathing suit at a pool party
COMMANDER BAKER: Wh—what?! Who put that on there?
BTSO MEMBERS: (murmuring) Not me—nope—I didn't do it.
COMMANDER BAKER: (turning off the projector) Point is, Agent Neutron, Agent New Girl, you need to save Retroville and other dimensions from those three villains.
CINDY[iClearly[/i, we know th—dimensions? Hold up, there are more than one?
COMMANDER BAKER: (looking surprised) Certainly. Surely you didn't think that Beautiful Gorgeous, Eustace Strych, and Victor—
TIMMY: (automatically) Vicky.
COMMANDER BAKER: Vicky would stop after two dimensions?
JIMMY: (sputtering) Well I—no but—well—I didn't—but—
SHEEN: Yeah, what he said.
Commander Baker turned to Sheen and Carl and looked taken aback to see the two of them sitting there
COMMANDER BAKER: Oh, we won't need you two. So, if you could just exit through the back—
He pushed a purple button on the side of the podium marked with the letter E and Carl and Sheen both sprang out of their chairs and through two spaces in the ceiling that had obviously just opened
COMMANDER BAKER: (turning to Timmy) Come to think of it, we probably won't need you either—
JIMMY: (hastily) Whoa, it's okay. This guy helps us.
COMMANDER BAKER: Very well. Agent Neutron, Agent… Vortex?
CINDY: Yeah.
COMMANDER BAKER: And Agent New Boy. We're counting on you three to save our universe. With Eustace Strych, Beautiful Gorgeous, and Vicky on the loose, and those mayors acting like they are—
The camera flickers to Mayor Quadar, who is walking around the park in circles with his arms tucked in like a duck, quacking
COMMANDER BAKER: We need all the help we can get. Goodbye, agents, and good luck.
And on that note of finality, the three of them were catapulted through the ceiling and the grey-haired man coughed again
