Elphaba: *comes out beautiful and tired from the all night makeover*
Fiyero: *looks at the beauty*
Galinda: *is smart and is actually doing work, which makes Boq even more attracted to her*
Authoress 2: UMMMMMM...Galinda! You're not in this scene!
Galinda: Oh!
Authoress 2: OUT!
Galinda: MEANIES! *cries*
Boq: *went after her*
Elphaba: *yawns and flips hair* TOSS...TOSS!
Authoress 1: What's going on with you?
Elphaba: I'm tired! I can't wait til' the intermission!
~meanwhile~
Galinda: *runs back stage into dressing room*
Boq: *follows and knocks on door* Galinda?
Galinda: GO AWAY!
Boq: *opens door and attempts to comfort Galinda*
Galinda: *bawls* I think I made a mistake about Nessa!
Boq: *holds Galinda in arms and comforts her*
Galinda: *cries into Boq's shirt* I think I made a mistake about Nessa...
~meanwhile~
Elphaba: *is startled by Fiyero* What!
Fiyero: Nothing! You look Galindafied! *flirts* TOSS TOSS! FLIP FLIP!
Elphaba: *yawns* Yeah yeah! I made her read, too!
Fiyero: You serious?
Authoress 1: Get on with the story!
D.D.: *walks in* Class? I'm going on vacation! Here's you substitute! BYE! *runs out*
Elphaba: NO! *sits down yawning*
Fiyero: Are you oka...
Elphaba: I'm tired!
Fiyero: Wait til' intermission and then... what are you doing?
Elphaba: *puts head on him* I wanna take a nap!
Fiyero: It felt like you're caught in your own poppies!
Elphaba: *is asleep*
Fiyero: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...Authoresses! She's asleep on me!
Authoress 1: Let's get an understudy! Standby!
Maureen Johnson: Only thing to do is jump over the moon!
Authoress 2: Is that a clone of Elphaba?
Nancy Tremine: Ugh! All of you're outfits are ridiculous! Let's get you guys in a normal fashion! *to Maureen* And your's daring!
Authoress 2: No offence, but why are you using understudies who look like Idina Menzel!
Idina Menzel: *comes in*
Fans: *cheer*
Idina Menzel: I'M BACK!
Fans: *cheer*
Idina Menzel: I MISS THIS STAGE!
Maureeen & Nancy: WHAT?!
Maureen, Nancy, & Idina: *fights and goes off stage fighting*
Authoress 2: Okay... *looks over to the scene*
Elphaba: *still asleep*
Fiyero: *is a pillow* She's still sleeping!
Authoress 1: THROW HER!
Fiyero: OKAY! *throws Elphaba on the ground*
Elphaba:
I'M WIDE AWAKE!
Authoress 2: Okay! Now stay awake!
Sub: Hello there students! Look at this cage! There's a lion cub!
Lion Cub: I can talk you know!
Sub: What's your name son!
Lion Cub: I'm Simba!
Sub: OH! Nice to meet you! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!
Authoress 1: Hold it! Hold it! *gives another cage* This is a different cub! I'm taking this one with me!
Sub: Okay! Fine! *pulls out a giant needle*
Elphaba: OH NO! OH OZ! *screams*
Students & Sub: *lost control*
Fiyero: *grabs the cage and runs*
Elphaba: You care about animals too?
Fiyero: OH YEAH! ESPECIALLY LIONS!
Elphaba: *mutters* Mind reader!
Fiyero & Elphaba: *go far away and let the lion cub run free*
Fiyero: *wipes forehead* That was a close one!
Elphaba: Did you think I thought it wasn't? Because it was! NOW LEAVE!
Fiyero: What about the cub!?
Lion Cub: *escaped and starts biting the conductors head*
Elphaba: It will be fine! It can manage on it's own!
Fiyero: Can I tell you a secret?
Elphaba: What?
Fiyero: You're not that smart, and I love you! *leaves*
Elphaba:
Hands touch
Eyes turn
Sudden silence
Stomachs churn
Cold sweat with a romantic heart
I could be that girl, but I'm not that smart...
Bad dreams go to far
People lose sight of who they are
I remember the rush of soy
There is that one boy
But I'm not that smart...
Galinda: *walks through scene with Boq helping her understand the Great War of Oz*
Authoress 2: Hey! You're not even in this scene!
Galinda: I'm not? *tears*
Elphaba: Oh...no!
Boq: *grabs her hand without being seen by Nessa and leads her backstage so she can learn*
Elphaba: What was I saying? OH YEAH!
Galinda is my best friend! WITHOUT FIYERO! *destroys a random cello and then realizes that Boq and Galinda were together* Wait... Is Galinda and Boq having an affair with their dates? So... I can get Fiyero!
Nessa: *shows up out of no where* THEY WHAT?!
