Elphaba: *comes out beautiful and tired from the all night makeover*

Fiyero: *looks at the beauty*

Galinda: *is smart and is actually doing work, which makes Boq even more attracted to her*

Authoress 2: UMMMMMM...Galinda! You're not in this scene!

Galinda: Oh!

Authoress 2: OUT!

Galinda: MEANIES! *cries*

Boq: *went after her*

Elphaba: *yawns and flips hair* TOSS...TOSS!

Authoress 1: What's going on with you?

Elphaba: I'm tired! I can't wait til' the intermission!

~meanwhile~

Galinda: *runs back stage into dressing room*

Boq: *follows and knocks on door* Galinda?

Galinda: GO AWAY!

Boq: *opens door and attempts to comfort Galinda*

Galinda: *bawls* I think I made a mistake about Nessa!

Boq: *holds Galinda in arms and comforts her*

Galinda: *cries into Boq's shirt* I think I made a mistake about Nessa...

~meanwhile~

Elphaba: *is startled by Fiyero* What!

Fiyero: Nothing! You look Galindafied! *flirts* TOSS TOSS! FLIP FLIP!

Elphaba: *yawns* Yeah yeah! I made her read, too!

Fiyero: You serious?

Authoress 1: Get on with the story!

D.D.: *walks in* Class? I'm going on vacation! Here's you substitute! BYE! *runs out*

Elphaba: NO! *sits down yawning*

Fiyero: Are you oka...

Elphaba: I'm tired!

Fiyero: Wait til' intermission and then... what are you doing?

Elphaba: *puts head on him* I wanna take a nap!

Fiyero: It felt like you're caught in your own poppies!

Elphaba: *is asleep*

Fiyero: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...Authoresses! She's asleep on me!

Authoress 1: Let's get an understudy! Standby!

Maureen Johnson: Only thing to do is jump over the moon!

Authoress 2: Is that a clone of Elphaba?

Nancy Tremine: Ugh! All of you're outfits are ridiculous! Let's get you guys in a normal fashion! *to Maureen* And your's daring!

Authoress 2: No offence, but why are you using understudies who look like Idina Menzel!

Idina Menzel: *comes in*

Fans: *cheer*

Idina Menzel: I'M BACK!

Fans: *cheer*

Idina Menzel: I MISS THIS STAGE!

Maureeen & Nancy: WHAT?!

Maureen, Nancy, & Idina: *fights and goes off stage fighting*

Authoress 2: Okay... *looks over to the scene*

Elphaba: *still asleep*

Fiyero: *is a pillow* She's still sleeping!

Authoress 1: THROW HER!

Fiyero: OKAY! *throws Elphaba on the ground*

Elphaba:
I'M WIDE AWAKE!

Authoress 2: Okay! Now stay awake!

Sub: Hello there students! Look at this cage! There's a lion cub!

Lion Cub: I can talk you know!

Sub: What's your name son!

Lion Cub: I'm Simba!

Sub: OH! Nice to meet you! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!

Authoress 1: Hold it! Hold it! *gives another cage* This is a different cub! I'm taking this one with me!

Sub: Okay! Fine! *pulls out a giant needle*

Elphaba: OH NO! OH OZ! *screams*

Students & Sub: *lost control*

Fiyero: *grabs the cage and runs*

Elphaba: You care about animals too?

Fiyero: OH YEAH! ESPECIALLY LIONS!

Elphaba: *mutters* Mind reader!

Fiyero & Elphaba: *go far away and let the lion cub run free*

Fiyero: *wipes forehead* That was a close one!

Elphaba: Did you think I thought it wasn't? Because it was! NOW LEAVE!

Fiyero: What about the cub!?

Lion Cub: *escaped and starts biting the conductors head*

Elphaba: It will be fine! It can manage on it's own!

Fiyero: Can I tell you a secret?

Elphaba: What?

Fiyero: You're not that smart, and I love you! *leaves*

Elphaba:
Hands touch
Eyes turn
Sudden silence
Stomachs churn
Cold sweat with a romantic heart
I could be that girl, but I'm not that smart...

Bad dreams go to far
People lose sight of who they are
I remember the rush of soy
There is that one boy
But I'm not that smart...

Galinda: *walks through scene with Boq helping her understand the Great War of Oz*

Authoress 2: Hey! You're not even in this scene!

Galinda: I'm not? *tears*

Elphaba: Oh...no!

Boq: *grabs her hand without being seen by Nessa and leads her backstage so she can learn*

Elphaba: What was I saying? OH YEAH!

Galinda is my best friend! WITHOUT FIYERO! *destroys a random cello and then realizes that Boq and Galinda were together* Wait... Is Galinda and Boq having an affair with their dates? So... I can get Fiyero!

Nessa: *shows up out of no where* THEY WHAT?!