Good Luck Troy
by DanceDORK
Chapter 8
Troy was going for a 'hole in one' with the female golfer.
Everything was going fine until she started to talk dirty. "Oh yeah. That's right. Like that. Oh, baby, fuck me."
As they continued, she got REALLY dirty. EMBARRASSINGLY DIRTY. Nastier than any porn movie ever.
"Fuck me, FUCK ME, YOU COCK-SUCKING CUM-GUZZLING SHIT-HEAD. HARDER. SPLIT ME IN TWO. FUCKITY-FUCK COCK-SUCKER-MOTHER-OF-AN-ASSHOLE-"
Troy stopped in his tracks. She looked up at him, sane again. "Is there somthing wrong?"
Troy was with a brunette. He looked down to see a tattoo in her pupic region that read 'FRANK WAS HERE' Not good. he thought.
Troy was with a blonde. He looked down to see another tattoo that read '666' worse. he thought.
Troy was with a readhead. He looked down to see a tattoo right above her 'bush' that read 'George W' Even Worse. he thought.
Troy was in bed with a super hottie. He rolled over and gave a little loving to the hottie's twin sister. A Triplet appeared from under the covers.
Troy was pulled over by a cop while he was driving. The officer walked to the car. It was the butch female police officer from the beach.
Moments later he was 'laying down a little law'
He went to kiss her but she pulled away. "Yeah, i don't do that with men" okay... he thought.
Troy and another women who had a tremendously stacked and packed tank-top were getting down to buissness in his dentist chair.
She was a guest at katies wedding. Troy went to remove her tank-top...
"NO! Don't take off my top" She screamed.
He was taken back a bit. "Okay...is there somthing wrong?"
"Those are for my baby"
"You have a baby?" He asked.
"No, but someday i'll have one" She smiled. Okay...
Troy was with a cute , and more importantly, sane looking women. There was a beautiful love-making moment. Finally, i found a keeper.
Then, she orgasms. "Oh, i'm going to come. Jesus Christ Almightly, God, My savior, I shall adore you from now until forever. Amen"
Troy didn't know what to say.
"Would you like to pray with me now?" The 'sane' women asked him.
Troy was on the golf course with Chad. Who was dressed to the nines looking a little pimp. A boyfriend drived up in a golf cart.
"You're the guy right?" The guy asked very hushed.
Troy looked embarrassed. Chad on the other hand, Started to pimp his friend out immediatley. "Yeah, this is him. You got a girl you wanna marry?"
The boyfriend nodded and flashed a stack of cash. Troy shuck his head, instantly taking offence. "No, i don't do that. Not for money. Sorry"
Troy went back to his swing, as Chad surreptitiously took the money from the guy and gave him the head high.
There was a sexy women screaming in ecstacy. She finished and rolled over, lying down next to a sweaty Troy Bolton.
He looked over at her, curious. "Rosie, i swear i know you from some place"
"We went to high school together"
He was trying to remember. "Really? Rosie...Rosie...what's your last name?"
"Scaife"
"I knew a Randy Scaife. God, you look just like him. Was he your brother?"
"Actually, that was me before the opperation" Troy looked at the ceiling, shocked.
You could hear his answering machine beeping 'you have one hundred and eight new messages'.
A/N: Reeeet ;) My arm is feeling much better you guyss.Even though i threw up at the weekend and passed out. And i have done my french oral, and guess what i got?! A grade B/C eeeep! I have also done one of my Science GSCE's so those are out of the way for the moment :D Thanks for all of your support guys, if you ever need any...you have it from me XD
And i know i asked this last time...but i didn't get many responses from it :( When i finished...would you be okay if i did 'i know what you did last summer' troypay style? Would it work for y'all? Lovee youuuu. Review ;)
If you havent seen prom night, then i guess you bloody well should watch it cause its soo scary it will put you off from, but well..ha...still go watch it! I guess i kinda put you off it didnt i? hmm...seriously its a great film!
Abbii xxx
Review Replies:
mrshottieefron: Hiyaaa:) thanksss. Yeah i cant seem to think of when to end this story, i dont want it to end ha. but thanks :) your the only one who replied to the next story bit. i appreciate it(Y) Review babesss.
ZashleyLuver95: lol. Chad makess me laugh too ;) Hmmm, Sharpay seems abit scared whats gonna happen between her and troy if ya get me...but she will come around. And troypay will happen dont worry:D
Nikki-4: As soon as i saw your review when i got back home from school, i stated to write this. :) cause everyone been so nice to me, i decided they wouldn't have to wait too long aha. I hope you have a fantastic week tooo xD
Clotisy: Haa your halariouss!! XD Lol...i knew he was dead, well i think so pmsl. I like you:) yeahh itts abit yucky that Chads like all 'Sleep with her' 'look at all the sex your getting' 'you can sleep with any girl you want' when Troys like not that bothred. Until now lol. Upated for you honey. x
Jenny1991: I know, someone just needs to knock it into that HOT SEXY head of his ;) Maybe all of that hair is making him slow? haha. Thanks babes. Revieww :D
GoodNightAndGoodByeProductionz: lol. Not poor Troy, he's gettin all this sex! Haahaa. Butt yeahh i hatee pat! Grr. I think my oral went okay, i was petrified thooo. Review babes. x
Drama4zashley-Naley: Aweee thankss:P I know i'd be pretty freaked out too :s But its like...cant we have this guy? i want to find my soulmatee lmao. Sigh yes chad is just...plain old chad..and a very dirty pervee! PMSL. Ino..id so want to meet this troyboyy;)
ashfan202: Haaa 'horndog' :P You make me laugh XD But yepp he iss a horndog! PMSL. And ayee that is his characterr ;) Thanksss darlingg x
OoIce QueenoO: LOL Yep it counts as a review, and as i may add the longest i have ever gotton :) Its fine, i dont no what was wrong with it eitherr :S Aweee you thought it was amazing? :') Troy seems to be a sweet guy in every single story isnt he? ha. Sorry Sharpay wasnt in this chapter either...it was just a filler to show how much 'action' he was getting:P Well aleast you review my stories so i dont think your a bad author:) Justt uppate Cinderalla story and time wil tell :D Haaa i went to see prom night last night...you seen it? cause if you havent well YOU MUST itss so scary:P And guess what hapened this morning? Wel i was at my friends house and i threw up, ew i know lol and then i started to pass out :S everyhting went black...i was still awake tho...and i was rocking back and forth clingin onto my friend :S Eeep! x
BehindMyCharades: Haaaa, mhmmm my only words about him too;)
